Archie Pu
Beable van Polasm
> From Archie's web site at http://www.archimedesplutonium.com/:
Nice domain name.
> I found on the site a script for a movie about Archie's fight against ARK.
> http://www.archimedesplutonium.com/Movie.arc-torches-ark.html
> Unfortunately, There are so many opportunities to make fun of Archie that my
> mind has shut down from all the bozo-making opportunities. So Kibo, I hand
> it off to you. Make us proud.
>
> P.S. I haven't gone through the entire Kibological archives yet, so if
> Kibo's already made fun of this script, please ignore this post.
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&selm=kibo-0203981739290001%40kibo.std.com
Duly ignored.
It's traditional to post a question asking about the nature of
kibology. IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND!!!
cheers
Beable van Polasm
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Kevin S. Wilson
<bea...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>"Brendan" <abc...@yahoo.com> writes:
>
>> From Archie's web site at http://www.archimedesplutonium.com/:
>
>Nice domain name.
>
>> I found on the site a script for a movie about Archie's fight against ARK.
>> http://www.archimedesplutonium.com/Movie.arc-torches-ark.html
Arch does a pretty good job of characterizing the men of ARK, but he
really comes up short with the ARK chycks:
"The women of a.r.k are homely lasses. So homely that on
friday night they sit at home and you can hear the cockroaches
scurrying across their kitchen floors, instead of cleaning up their
piggish kitchen. No dates and they spend their evenings on the
computer posting inane sex cravings for someone out their. The men of
a.r.k are computer juvenile delinquents who are training to spam
across Usenet and sell subscriptions to their ditzy company. They try
to crack worthless time wasting jokes like Kibo."
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
Paula
He got the doodz wrong, too. They are cracking tubes, not time. He's
actually right on about the cockroaches, though. I have never seen a
single one clean up its piggish kitchen. How does Archie Pu get his
cockroaches to clean up his piggish kitchen? If I could find that out,
I'd import some cockroaches into my house despite my hatred of the
little beasties and past and current refusal to allow them to share my
abode. Please also tell me which orifice I am supposed to be posting my
sex cravings out of. I hate it when I am the only one doing it wrong.
--
Paula
My lines are too short to netbox with Kibo.