Is Santa Claus a Terrorist?
nohom...@freshair.com
How do you know what that fat man has in his bag?
Does the FAA check every one of his presents for weapons and other
implements of terrorism? I think they should. After all, he is using
our air-space and no one is monitoring his activities. Santa Claus
could be our doom. Why is the Bush administration not doing something
about Santa Claus? We are all living in serious danger this December.
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> Is Santa Claus a Terrorist?
You FUCK!
> How do you know what that fat man has in his bag?
A stick of coal that he's gonna break off in your ASS!!
> Does the FAA check every one of his presents for weapons and other
> implements of terrorism?
Santa is exempt from ALL such regulations!
> After all, he is using
> our air-space and no one is monitoring his activities.
Wrong, dingleberry. On 12/25 its SANTA'S AIRSPACE. I hope he flys over
your house and shits on the roof!
> Santa Claus could be our doom.
Your doom, sucker of reindeer cock! You'll be wearing coal in your ass!!
> Why is the Bush administration not doing something about Santa Claus?
They did, elf ass muncher! They put up a glorious Republican Christmas Tree
so Santa would know where to leave the cool new toys!
> We are all living in serious danger this December.
Only YOU pal. The elfs are gonna beat you ugly while Santa stuffs your
blistered ass with sharp-edged coal!!!!!
cc: Santa; North Pole.
Gordon Burditt
>How do you know what that fat man has in his bag?
>Does the FAA check every one of his presents for weapons and other
>implements of terrorism? I think they should. After all, he is using
Who do you think elves work for? The TSA.
>our air-space and no one is monitoring his activities. Santa Claus
>could be our doom. Why is the Bush administration not doing something
>about Santa Claus? We are all living in serious danger this December.
Bush *IS* doing something about Santa Claus. He's trying to get
Santa to deliver some presents to Bin Laden and other terrorists
Bush can't find, in exchange for rights to use the airspace.
Santa is also delivering a bunch of new computers as presents,
complete with spyware from the Copyright Police. Watch out for
the spyware named "Vista".
wby...@ireland.com
We're gonna sing you this Christmas carol. It's for all you
bastards out there in the audience tonight. It's called "The
Pause of Mr. Claus".
Why do you sit there so strange?
Is it because you are beautiful?
You must think you are deranged
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?
You must think Santa Clause weird
He has long hair and a beard
Giving his presents for free
Why do police guys mess with peace guys?
Let's get Santa Clause 'cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?
Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?
©1968,1969 Appleseed Music Inc. (ASCAP)
WB Yeats
zeez
nohom...@freshair.com wrote:
> Is Santa Claus a Terrorist?
> How do you know what that fat man has in his bag?
> Does the FAA check every one of his presents for weapons and other
> implements of terrorism?
I could've sworn that when I was little, my dad exclaimed out loud
that he was worried that the sleigh would damage the roof. Does that
count as "terrism"?
brainfart
> Is Santa Claus a Terrorist?
> How do you know what that fat man has in his bag?
> Does the FAA check every one of his presents for weapons and other
> implements of terrorism? I think they should. After all, he is using
> our air-space and no one is monitoring his activities. Santa Claus
> could be our doom. Why is the Bush administration not doing something
> about Santa Claus? We are all living in serious danger this December.
I never thought about how he could use his sleigh to transport WMDs
across the border, but I was more worried about how he enjoys so
many children sitting on his lap. Pervert...