Santa is now using GPS (global positioning system)

[Elf4...@northpolemail.com]

I just found out that this is the first year Santa Claus is using a
GPS to deliver his toys on Christmas Eve. Although Santa's speed has
always been faster than any plane, jet, or other man made machine,
there are more children on earth than ever before. In order to speed
up his operations, Santa has installed a GPS system monitor on his
sleigh. So far it's working real well, and Santa said he's impressed
with the technology.

Not only that, but Rudolph has changed his red nose so bright from
incandescent illumination, to LEDs. This helps all the reindeer
conserve energy, and has sped up operations by 12.86%.

In the past, Santa has resisted using modern technology, and insisted
that the old fashioned method has always worked, but with the world
population of children increasing, he decided to give these devices a
try. So far he is pleased with the results, and said "Ho Ho Ho".

I just thought you might want to know this, and share it with your
children.

Merry Christmas

Elf410028