Wannabe's, has-been's, never were's, faggots, pretenders and scumbag lawyers.
Wilbur Hubbard
For example, Skip Gundlach is a disgraceful, dangerous, ignorant, lying
wannabe. Ole Thom Stewart is a never-was has-been. Capt. Joe Butcher and his
boyfriend, Capt. Jonathan E.Gaynz (self-professed illegal recreational drug
abuser, well-known netKKKop and all around loser) are never-were's and
faggot butt-buddies at the same time. The premiere has-been is Brucie-boy at
the Bangkok dock - yet another example of the gay persuasion (has a lady-boy
habit). And trawler boy, Doug King, is likely also of their Satanic,
mud-packing ilk.
I hesitate to state the following but an educated guess places JimC, Salty
Dog, Roger Long, Lady Pilot, Jere Lull, Jack Halliday, Gregory Hall, Marty,
Blondie, Anonymous, Bloody Horvath, John Cairns, Bob Crantz, Edgar and Bluto
in the pretender category. I state this because they have accomplished
nothing of note but they talk a good game and seem to have an elementary
school education. Some say Lady Pilot and Blondie might be socks of
themselves but I disagree. Blondie seems to have sex-appeal while Lady Pilot
exudes masculinity. I think Lady Pilot is a sock of Bob Crantz or Bertie the
Bunyip.
Of course, Dave is the scumbag, slip-and-fall lawyer. Dave wouldn't know a
boat if he tripped over one but he can chase an ambulance on foot at sixty
miles per hour. Ozone, on the other hand, fits in none of the above because
he's a master of the Tasman Sea - a notable accomplishment - especially
considering he's survived those rickety, turtle-turning and unseaworthy
multihulls. I'd not be wrong if I said he's the only real sailor other than
myself this group has the good fortune to encompass. Diametrically opposed
is the pretender catamaran driver, Jeff Morris. I heard he doesn't post
anymore because he was lost at ICW. His capsized catamaran, Loki, was found
adrift in the Dismal Swamp canal.
And then there's Scotty! What can I say about Scotty other than he's an
inbred, hillbilly, trailer park trash loser without a clue and a life-long
camp follower of the very worst example of pre-humanity simianhood
imaginable - Capt. Rob, the fat-boy wannabe, never-was, pretender, would-be
faggot, stay-at-home mom, himself.
But one should count one's blessings. The worthless, osteoporotic,
hypocrite, lying, cheating, Catholic, net-nanny, netKKKopping, post
menopausal, undesirable, smelly, pseudo female Katysails, is, of course, a
wannabe and she is missed by nobody. Her very absence makes the group
bearable. May she live long and suffer severe pain the whole time. Lady
Sailor is a blessedly, mostly absent, never-was. (She arrived in the South
Seas via airplane purchasing the ticket with money stolen from a former
boyfriend.) Haggie is a no-show and we are all thankful for that blessing.
But, should she return, she would be placed in the upper echelon of the
wannabe category as she and her worthless loser never-was of a hubby are
going on twenty years fixing up a boat that will never leave the dock. (The
ultimate pretenders!)
How do I know all this? Who am I to judge these people? The answer to that
is simple. I am Wilbur Hubbard. I am a real sailor. You can think of me as
Joshua Slocum re-incarnated. I see the world as it is. I am grounded in
reality.I am the best. Simply the best. Going 'round is my avocation.
Nobody's better at it.
Wilbur Hubbard
Swan 68 (six, going on seven, circumnavigations)
Bob Crantz
"Wilbur Hubbard" <wilbur...@thefarm.invalid> wrote in message
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Amen!
I sold my sailboat and bought an old motorhome. It gets better gas mileage
and I don't have to toss out an anchor every time I want to stop.
Glory!
Bob Crantz
Ernest Scribbler
> I am Wilbur Hubbard. I am a real sailor.
...as portrayed by Karl Malden, ca. 1980...
http://www.agonyboothmedia.com/images/articles/Beyond_the_Poseidon_Adventure/Beyond_the_Poseidon_Adventure_038.jpg
Jere Lull
<wilbur...@thefarm.invalid> said:
> I hesitate to state the following but an educated guess places <snip>
> Jere Lull <snip> in the pretender category.
I make no bones about being a weekend warrior. I'm too young to retire
quite yet.
But we have spent a *minimum* of 60 days away from our dock for the
last 15 seasons. Our area's sailing season is (generously) 180 days, so
we are out or on the move one third of our available days.
Few long distance cruisers move as often as we do.
And I have yet to hear where Wilbur has cruised.
--
Jere Lull
Tanzer 28 #4 out of Tolchester, MD
Xan's pages: http://web.mac.com/jerelull/iWeb/Xan/
Our BVI trips & tips: http://homepage.mac.com/jerelull/BVI/
Capt. JG
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>
> "Wilbur Hubbard" <wilbur...@thefarm.invalid> wrote in message
> news:47bf6726$0$47178$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>> Oh my Gawd but isn't there ever a flood of the above around here!
>>
>> Wilbur Hubbard (aka Neal Warren, proven liar and coward)
>> Swan 68 (six, going on seven, circumnavigations)
>>
>
> Amen!
>
> I sold my sailboat and bought an old motorhome. It gets better gas mileage
> and I don't have to toss out an anchor every time I want to stop.
>
> Glory!
>
> Bob Crantz
>
Both of you can FOAD. You used to be mildy interesting, but you've turned
into what I suspect you always were... a small child. PLONK
--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com
Bloody Horvath
<wilbur...@thefarm.invalid> wrote this crap:
>Oh my Gawd but isn't there ever a flood of the above around here!
>
>For example, Skip Gundlach is a disgraceful, dangerous, ignorant, lying
>wannabe. Ole Thom Stewart is a never-was has-been. Capt. Joe Butcher and his
>boyfriend, Capt. Jonathan E.Gaynz (self-professed illegal recreational drug
[crap deleted]
Yawn. I have three walls covered with trophies from racing. I got
nothing more to say.
You'll never be as good as me.
Hor...@Horvath.net
I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.
OzOne
Hey Holly,
Big difference between sailing around bouys in company with other
yachts and crossing an ocean.
I've tossed most of my dust collectors.
OzOne of the three twins
I welcome you to Crackerbox Palace.
Bloody Horvath
>>[crap deleted]
>>
>>Yawn. I have three walls covered with trophies from racing. I got
>>nothing more to say.
>>
>>You'll never be as good as me.
>>
>Hey Holly,
>Big difference between sailing around bouys in company with other
>yachts and crossing an ocean.
Yup, ocean crossing is easy. Going in one direction, with no
competition is a piece of cake.
>I've tossed most of my dust collectors.
Which you never had.
Bob Crantz
"Capt. JG" <jg...@sailnow.invalid> wrote in message
news:13rvean...@corp.supernews.com...
Jonathan,
I think you posted to the wrong person.
Bob Crantz
Capt. JG
> On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:49:45 -0500, Bloody Horvath
> <Blo...@Horvath.net> wrote:
> Hey Holly,
> Big difference between sailing around bouys in company with other
> yachts and crossing an ocean.
>
> I've tossed most of my dust collectors.
>
Oz, you've got to be joking. This guy doesn't race, doesn't even sail. He is
a moron, however.
Anonymous
"Ernie G" <garcia...@quantumworks.org> wrote in message
news:a9s0s3ti3sclk0ob5...@4ax.com...
> morons, questioning other's sailing abilities and wishing death upon
> some is the president of this sailing organization:
>
> http://www.sailsea.org
>
> Not only does his behavior reflect poorly upon himself, think of what
> it might do to the organization and the other people who work so hard
> for it. It's my opinion that they should consider someone else for
> president, who is a bit more affable in the public arena than the
> bile sputtering jerk they now have.
>
> I seriously doubt sending complaints to the organization it self will
> do much since the problem rests at the top, however letters to local
> newspapers may affect change for the better. Remember, an
> organization's culture comes from top down and if one acts badly in
> public, it's not difficult to imagine what people suffer within the
> organization.
>
> Ernest Garcia
>
Good idea!
Capt. JG
news:1lmiqo....@news.alt.net...
Are you claiming I'm the president of this organization? Not sure what
you're trying to say, since I haven't been associated with them for quite a
while. It's not clear who you're quoting, and the fact that you're
"anonymous" pretty much says it all. Do you really think alt.net likes your
use of their service as a doormat for harassing other people and
organizations? All around you and "Ernest" don't sound too bright. I
strongly suggest you get a life poser.
Capt. JG
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> On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:19:54 -0800, "Capt. JG" <jg...@sailnow.invalid>
> said:
>
>>Do you really think alt.net likes your
>>use of their service as a doormat for harassing other people and
>>organizations?
>
> protective of its posters' privacy. Veiled threats of netkopping are
> unlikely to move its users greatly, Jon.
Dave, are you really concerned about the sockpuppets? In any case, I was
stating fact. Please show me the "veiled threat."
Bloody Horvath
>Oz, you've got to be joking. This guy doesn't race, doesn't even sail. He is
>a moron, however.
You talking about me, Jon-boy? Ask John Cairns if I race. He'll tell
you that I belong to the best yacht clubs and I'm one of the club
champions.
Anonymous
"Capt. JG" <jg...@sailnow.invalid> wrote in message
I suggest you respond to Ernest about what he said. I think that would be a
"good idea". I was responding to Ernest Garcia, check the references in the
header if you don't believe me. How am I harrassing you? I didn't even
respond to you except for now. It's you who is running around, unsolicited,
calling people morons, non-sailors and telling people to go and die. That
reflects poorly on you and may also cast a negative light on any
organization you may be associated with. I have no control over that, but
you do.
Also, you are a liar. You are associated with www.sailsea.org .
Here is proof, this is public information:
Registrant: Make this info private
Sailing Education Adventures
XXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXX
San Francisco, CA 94123
US
Domain Name: SAILSEA.ORG
Administrative Contact , Technical Contact :
Ganz, Jonathan
jg...@sailnow.com
XXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXX
San Francisco, CA 94123
US
Phone: xxx-xxx-xxxxx
Fax: xxx-xxx-xxxxx
Record expires on 02-Dec-2008
Record created on 11-Oct-2002
Database last updated on 08-Jul-2004
Anyone can find this on checking the domain registration. Why don't you stop
acting like a child - quit the name calling, lying and grow up for gawd's
sake. I bet the folks at SEA would second that request.
Anonymous
<sa...@dog.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:19:54 -0800, "Capt. JG" <jg...@sailnow.invalid>
>
> The website for sailsea.org still lists you in several places. If you are
> no
> longer associated with them, you might want to ask them to update the
> site.
>
>
Who do you think runs the website?
Justin C
>
> Here is proof, this is public information:
>
> Registrant: Make this info private
>
>
> Administrative Contact , Technical Contact :
> Ganz, Jonathan
> jg...@sailnow.com
> Record created on 11-Oct-2002
> Database last updated on 08-Jul-2004
All this shows is that, in 2004, one Jonathan Ganz *or* the admin he left the
password with, renewed, or updated some other detail of, the domain name. It
does not follow that that Jonathon Ganz is now, or has been since, associated
with that organisation.
And only someone hiding behind an anonymous ID, cross-posting (presumably to
stir things up) seems to be bothered by this. Your anonymity destroys your
credibility.
Justin.
--
Justin C, by the sea.
Capt. JG
>
> The website for sailsea.org still lists you in several places. If you are
> no
> longer associated with them, you might want to ask them to update the
> site.
>
>
I am really not interested in talking to them. They're not very responsive
to my requests, so I've given up. Feel free to contact them if it's
important to you.
Capt. JG
Gee... let me think.... the webmaster? No way.
Capt. JG
Actually, I want to thank you. I didn't realize that my name was still
associated with them in any "official" capacity. I will rectify the
situation. As to the rest, you do for yourself what you suggest of others.
Anonymous
> Actually, I want to thank you. I didn't realize that my name was still
> associated with them in any "official" capacity. I will rectify the
> "j" ganz @@
> www.sailnow.com
>
Thanks! I hope you parted on good terms with them, some of those non-profits
can be quite squirrely to manage.
Capt. JG
You're welcome.
I don't think it's appropriate for me to comment, since I was an officer of
the corporation.
Capt. JG
Since you were so helpful in pointing out the listing in the whois database,
perhaps you'd be willing to tell me where you found the post that
erroneously claimed I was "wishing death" upon others? I'd prefer to take
this offline to email and am willing to respect your privacy.
Capt. JG
> On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:51:34 -0800, "Capt. JG" <jg...@sailnow.invalid>
> said:
>
>>Since you were so helpful in pointing out the listing in the whois
>>database,
>>perhaps you'd be willing to tell me where you found the post that
>>erroneously claimed I was "wishing death" upon others?
>
I don't believe so, since he specifically named an organization, but you
might be right, which means he would only be one a sockpuppet troll.
Capt. JG
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> On 25 Feb 2008 12:11:01 -0600, Dave <Da...@nothere.com> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:51:34 -0800, "Capt. JG" <jg...@sailnow.invalid>
>>said:
>>
>>>database,
>>>perhaps you'd be willing to tell me where you found the post that
>>>erroneously claimed I was "wishing death" upon others?
>>
>
>
>
>
Dentists...
Capt. JG
> On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:24:06 -0800, "Capt. JG" <jg...@sailnow.invalid>
> said:
>
>>he would only be one a sockpuppet troll
>
I'm a trusting person by nature. LOL
Anonymous
> On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:51:34 -0800, "Capt. JG" <jg...@sailnow.invalid>
> said:
>
>>Since you were so helpful in pointing out the listing in the whois
>>database,
>>perhaps you'd be willing to tell me where you found the post that
>>erroneously claimed I was "wishing death" upon others?
>
There are far better examples stretching over a period of many years. It's
a pattern of behavior.
Capt. JG
Ok. I get it. You're just a troll...
Steve
On 22-Feb-2008, "Wilbur Hubbard" <wilbur...@thefarm.invalid> wrote:
> Wannabe's, has-been's, never were's, faggots, pretenders and scumbag
> lawyers.
You just penned the line defining congress in the next U.S. Constitution.
This post is not off topic - the Constitution is a current U.S. military
vessel.
cruisin
wrote:
the usual nealie drivel, but then came up with this gem:
> LadySailor is a blessedly, mostly absent, never-was. (She arrived in the South
> Seas via airplane purchasing the ticket with money stolen from a former
> boyfriend.)
Ha ha, how pah-freekin-thetically funny! Still carrying that torch
after all this time.
Putz!
affectionately,
Mike
>
> Wilbur Hubbard
> Swan 68 (six, going on seven, circumnavigations)
PS: can't wait to see the pictures of your swashbuckling
shircumnavigashuns.
PPS: Seriously, hope you can resurect this poor ailing group. I guess
the crossposting to rec.boats is an attempt to attract some new blood?
Wilbur Hubbard
"cruisin" <Mexico...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Putz!
affectionately,
Mike
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(reply)
The good Captain tasked me with putting the final touches on the death knell
of alt.sailing.asa. But, alas, I'm not as good at it as he was. But, in the
meantime Capt. JG is busy boring everybody to death. If anybody can kill a
group that little faggot can. The fool even managed to run Katysails off. It
got so even that witch couldn't stand the thought of him and his hypocrisy.
As for still carrying some torch I'm not sure what you're talking about.
What I'm going on about is what the Good Captain told me about your el gordo
girlfriend (wife?) and how she took some other poor merchant mariner (I
think his name was Mike, too) to the cleaners. Sort of emptied out the joint
bank account while he was out to sea on duty. Be careful. Since she has a
proven record of theivery perhaps you should not consider yourself immune.
Don't teach her too much about how to single hand your boat. You might just
get back to the dock some day and find it gone. Off she will be going,
cruising with a new, younger, fitter, more handsome boyfriend with her purse
stuffed full of money from YOUR bank account. If this should eventuate
consider it a small price to pay for your freedom from such an evil woman.
Wilbur Hubbard
cruisin
wrote:
> "cruisin" <MexicoMik...@gmail.com> wrote in message
Oh que lastima, that's another longtime torch you've been carrying
isn't it? You've been lusting after Katy forever haven't you?
Unrequited love (lust) is such a sad thing...
> It got so even that witch couldn't stand the thought of him and his hypocrisy.
>
> As for still carrying some torch I'm not sure what you're talking about.
> What I'm going on about is what the Good Captain told me about your el gordo
> girlfriend (wife?) and how she took some other poor merchant mariner (I
> think his name was Mike, too) to the cleaners. Sort of emptied out the joint
> bank account while he was out to sea on duty. Be careful. Since she has a
> proven record of theivery perhaps you should not consider yourself immune.
> Don't teach her too much about how to single hand your boat. You might just
> get back to the dock some day and find it gone. Off she will be going,
> cruising with a new, younger, fitter, more handsome boyfriend with her purse
> stuffed full of money from YOUR bank account. If this should eventuate
> consider it a small price to pay for your freedom from such an evil woman.
Gotcha Willie, thanks for the warning. Luckily I've never shown her
how to bleed the diesel. Also once a woman has been with me, a real
sailor of large oceans, the young studmuffins lose their attraction,
I've been told.
Thanks for being you, Wilneal, if you didn't exist we'd have to invent
you fer sure.
Putzorama deluxe!
Your pal,
Mike
PS the Crusan Clipper has been my favorite rum lately... 150 proof,
mon!., and cheep!
>
> Wilbur Hubbard
Capt. JG
< Neal's crap deleted >
Oh que lastima, that's another longtime torch you've been carrying
isn't it? You've been lusting after Katy forever haven't you?
Unrequited love (lust) is such a sad thing...
Mike, you shouldn't torture the guy. He's clearly got bigger problems.
cruisin
> "cruisin" <MexicoMik...@gmail.com> wrote in message
I know, like not being able to afford his meds...maybe we should take
up a collection.
Mike