The Weenie Test

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�]

THE WEENIE TEST

Three third-graders: an Irish kid, an Italian kid
and a Black kid, are on the playground at recess.
The Irish kid suggests they play a new game.
"Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.

"Okay," they all agree.

The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips
it out.

"That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his
out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch
longer.

Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. It
is, by far, not only the biggest, but the fattest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's
mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math
test, and read out loud from a new book, and then
during recess, my friends and I played a new game
called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out
our weenies, and I had the biggest! The other kids
say it's because I'm Black. Is that true?

"No, Leroy" said the mother. "It's because you're
eighteen."

[Anonymous]

You're the weenie shitstain, except you can't get it up.

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