The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The
stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who
demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a
special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1)The stamp is in perfect order.
2)There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3)People are spitting on the wrong side.