Please help our group!
Martin
> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
> news:1ts2vt....@news.alt.net...
>> Just now checked the posts here and noticed 28 unread posts flashed but
>> disappeared down to 1 unread which was on topic and about life jackets.
>> Looks like it's relatively easy to get rid of those obnoxious cross
>> posters who revel in profanity and immaturity. I wonder why they decided
>> to bother uk.rec.sailing with their useless filth?
>
>
> I heard it was that Wilbur Hubbard at the farm idiot who brought them all
> over here. He's trying to do to uk.rec.sailing what the infamous Capt. Neal
> did to alt.sailing.asa with the flonker and meower crowd - destroy it
> completely down to a smoldering ash heap.
So, what we really need to know is how can we stop these flonker and meower
crowd c*nts from ruining our personal group.
Should we contact the police or report them to their ISPs?
--
Martin
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Martin <mar...@marty.P.marty.P>
got double secret probation for writing:
It worked for Maryanne Kehoe when she rid usenet of The 2-Belo. She
contacted his employer and had him fired.
--
A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute
The 2-Belo
looked uncannily like this:
My life was totally ruined.
--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."
-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6josp...@4ax.com>
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> got double secret probation for
writing:
>Aratzio flung his poo at alt.flame in a fit of rage and the resulting spatter
>looked uncannily like this:
>
>>On Mon, 2 Jun 2008 03:19:38 +0100, in the land of
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Martin <mar...@marty.P.marty.P>
>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 21:02:01 -0400, Shad O'Shay wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
>>>> news:1ts2vt....@news.alt.net...
>>>>> Just now checked the posts here and noticed 28 unread posts flashed but
>>>>> disappeared down to 1 unread which was on topic and about life jackets.
>>>>> Looks like it's relatively easy to get rid of those obnoxious cross
>>>>> posters who revel in profanity and immaturity. I wonder why they decided
>>>>> to bother uk.rec.sailing with their useless filth?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I heard it was that Wilbur Hubbard at the farm idiot who brought them all
>>>> over here. He's trying to do to uk.rec.sailing what the infamous Capt. Neal
>>>> did to alt.sailing.asa with the flonker and meower crowd - destroy it
>>>> completely down to a smoldering ash heap.
>>>
>>>So, what we really need to know is how can we stop these flonker and meower
>>>crowd c*nts from ruining our personal group.
>>>
>>>Should we contact the police or report them to their ISPs?
>>
>>It worked for Maryanne Kehoe when she rid usenet of The 2-Belo. She
>>contacted his employer and had him fired.
>
>My life was totally ruined.
Yer short too.
mimus
What's a "c*nt"?
--
tinmi...@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
It is usual on these occasions to make a great vapouring
about honour and conscience: but as those words are now
generally acknowledged to be utterly destitute of meaning,
I have too much respect for your understanding to say any
thing about them.
< Peacock
Capt. JG
news:12g00e1w0sn9$.1jv0m3csjg3yv.dlg@40tude.net...
The most effective method is to completely ignore them. They're cowards, so
they hide behind others' skirts.
--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com
mimus
> "Martin" <mar...@marty.P.marty.P> wrote in message
> news:12g00e1w0sn9$.1jv0m3csjg3yv.dlg@40tude.net...
>
>> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 21:02:01 -0400, Shad O'Shay wrote:
>>
>>> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
>>> news:1ts2vt....@news.alt.net...
>>>
>>>> Just now checked the posts here and noticed 28 unread posts flashed
>>>> but disappeared down to 1 unread which was on topic and about life
>>>> jackets. Looks like it's relatively easy to get rid of those
>>>> obnoxious cross posters who revel in profanity and immaturity. I
>>>> wonder why they decided to bother uk.rec.sailing with their useless
>>>> filth?
>>>
>>> I heard it was that Wilbur Hubbard at the farm idiot who brought them
>>> all over here. He's trying to do to uk.rec.sailing what the infamous
>>> Capt. Neal
>>> did to alt.sailing.asa with the flonker and meower crowd - destroy it
>>> completely down to a smoldering ash heap.
>>
>> So, what we really need to know is how can we stop these flonker and
>> meower
>> crowd c*nts from ruining our personal group.
>>
>> Should we contact the police or report them to their ISPs?
>
> The most effective method is to completely ignore them. They're cowards,
> so they hide behind others' skirts.
Kill-file the sonsabitches. Drives 'em crazy.
And anyone who absolutely _will not_ quit "feeding the trolls" (responding
to 'em) should be kill-filed, too, as an idiot if not an actual troll
himself (remember, they can come in waves, with the first wave pretending
to be offended by the second wave, etc.).
--
tinmi...@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
Open a Window, turn a Fan on, God forbid you take a Walk,
the Sun would probably Blind you Morons.
< Fan mail from a flounder
Sweetness
news:-uSdnfjtJd3S9t7V...@giganews.com...
You hace heartily offended me.
Plonk !
--
Sweetness...
The most pleasurable agony in the world lies somewhere between
permission and denial.
The 2-Belo
It worried me so much that all my hair fell out.
--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"With its two thousand eyes, the common housefly can discern
the rotation on a 90-mile-per-hour fastball in a way Wade Boggs
could only dream of! However, flies seem to have problems with
off-speed pitches, and are easily distracted by dog shit."
-- National Lampoon, "Those Amazing Insect Athletes!", 1990
Bertie the Bunyip
news:-uSdnfjtJd3S9t7V...@giganews.com:
> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:29:04 -0700, Capt. JG wrote:
>
>> "Martin" <mar...@marty.P.marty.P> wrote in message
>> news:12g00e1w0sn9$.1jv0m3csjg3yv.dlg@40tude.net...
>>
>>> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 21:02:01 -0400, Shad O'Shay wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
>>>> news:1ts2vt....@news.alt.net...
>>>>
>>>>> Just now checked the posts here and noticed 28 unread posts
>>>>> flashed but disappeared down to 1 unread which was on topic and
>>>>> about life jackets. Looks like it's relatively easy to get rid of
>>>>> those obnoxious cross posters who revel in profanity and
>>>>> immaturity. I wonder why they decided to bother uk.rec.sailing
>>>>> with their useless filth?
>>>>
>>>> I heard it was that Wilbur Hubbard at the farm idiot who brought
>>>> them all over here. He's trying to do to uk.rec.sailing what the
>>>> infamous Capt. Neal
>>>> did to alt.sailing.asa with the flonker and meower crowd - destroy
>>>> it completely down to a smoldering ash heap.
>>>
>>> So, what we really need to know is how can we stop these flonker and
>>> meower
>>> crowd c*nts from ruining our personal group.
>>>
>>> Should we contact the police or report them to their ISPs?
>>
>> The most effective method is to completely ignore them. They're
>> cowards, so they hide behind others' skirts.
>
> Kill-file the sonsabitches. Drives 'em crazy.
Oh yeah. YThere's a dent in my desk form me banging my head over that.
>
> And anyone who absolutely _will not_ quit "feeding the trolls"
> (responding to 'em) should be kill-filed, too, as an idiot if not an
> actual troll himself (remember, they can come in waves, with the first
> wave pretending to be offended by the second wave, etc.).
>
Wait a minute, you're a troll!
Bertie
Joe Tromby
"Martin" <mar...@marty.P.marty.P> wrote in message
news:12g00e1w0sn9$.1jv0m3csjg3yv.dlg@40tude.net...
Call in Bluto. He took care of them last time by spanking their dirty
bottoms until they cried. Hey Bluto! Get in here and get rid of these
nuisances.
What ever happened to the great mariner known as Capt. Neal? Last time I
heard from him was a post card from Valpariso, Chile. Apparently the
Coronado 27 suffered some ice damage in the straits and he put in for
repairs. Did he get to New Zealand yet?
Bertie the Bunyip
news:1ttggc....@news.alt.net:
SAILORS!
You're saved now Maxwell. The SAYLORS WILL SAVE YOU!
Bertie
dave hillstrom
it did not. your hair just moved to your back.
--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
bloviated:
Hillstrom
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
Yeah, but which hair?
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Capt. JG"
<jg...@sailnow.invalid> bloviated:
I prefer to hide in her skirts.
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
bloviated:
>On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:29:04 -0700, Capt. JG wrote:
Fuckers, I say we burn the Ratz basiges at the Steak until Medium
Well.
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Sweetness" <same...@same.old>
bloviated:
I hearby rescind your plonk and hit mimus with a plank.
mimus
God-_damn_, that's pretty raw.
People ought to watch their language.
--
tinmi...@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
Everyone hates us.
< _Kontroll_
mimus
Is somebody cross-posting this stuff?
--
tinmi...@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
I am a Shing. All Shing are liars. Am I, then, a Shing lying to you, in
which case of course I am not a Shing, but a non-Shing, lying? Or is it a
lie that all Shing lie? But I am a Shing, truly; and truly I lie.
< _City of Illusions_
dave hillstrom
wrote:
sure, kehoe has all the fun, and yet I GET BLAMED.
typical.
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG>
bloviated:
Sez the guy with a pit AND a shed.
The 2-Belo
Ears. The advantage of this was, now I can hear the screams of my victims
hahahaahAHHAHAH*cough* oh never mind.
The 2-Belo
David "Two Sheds" .... Hillstrom.
--
"Get your own newsgroup, you fairy!"
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"With its two thousand eyes, the common housefly can discern
dave hillstrom
<menacing chords><lightning&thunder>
Steve Leyland
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: "Martin" <mar...@marty.P.marty.P> wrote in message
yes jon. you so completely ignored us, yet you sent many unfounded abuse
reports and encouraged others to do so.
fuckhead.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
LISTENING TO:
http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim
======================================================================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
“Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers.” Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
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meow
Steve Leyland
I blame aratzio
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
LISTENING TO:
http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
The religion that is afraid of science dishonours God and commits
suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ernest Scribbler
> what we really need to know is how can we stop these
Post on topic and ignore the nonsense. Simple as that.
Maxwell
"Ernest Scribbler" <rep...@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:ptGdnUbpwPb2KtnV...@comcast.com...
> "Martin" wrote
>> what we really need to know is how can we stop these
>
> Post on topic and ignore the nonsense. Simple as that.
>
And be careful when replying, to delete all the cross posted groups in the
header, except the group you wish to address.
Capt. JG
news:vM21k.305$js1...@newsfe24.lga...
Yes... my bad. I missed it when I replied. I thought it was "our" Martin.
Ernest Scribbler
> And be careful when replying, to delete all the cross posted groups in the
> header, except the group you wish to address.
That too...
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> got double secret
probation for writing:
>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called mimus
I blame aratzio
--
A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute
Scooter
news:vM21k.305$js1...@newsfe24.lga...
>
Just exactly like you did?
mimus
Speaking of which, do you see what's stretching from Indianapolis to
Dayton and headin' your way?
Better start greasin' yer wind-farm.
I could've used a big Leyden jar earlier today. Very very big.
--
tinmi...@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
Let's get the hell out of here while we can still pass
our Rorschasch tests.
< _The Last Happy Hour_
mimus
Killfiling makes a world of difference.
Trust me on this.
It's enough to make you cry to see how clean an idiot-infested group can
look with a few judicious additions to the Bozo Bin.
--
tinmi...@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."
< _Shaun of the Dead_
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:
>On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:15:55 -0400, Ernest Scribbler wrote:
>
>> "Martin" wrote
>>
>>> what we really need to know is how can we stop these
>>
>> Post on topic and ignore the nonsense. Simple as that.
>
>Killfiling makes a world of difference.
>
>Trust me on this.
>
>It's enough to make you cry to see how clean an idiot-infested group can
>look with a few judicious additions to the Bozo Bin.
Plonk me an i'll kick yer ass.
mimus
I didn't read that.
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:
>On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:59:32 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:00:51 -0400, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:15:55 -0400, Ernest Scribbler wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Martin" wrote
>>>>
>>>>> what we really need to know is how can we stop these
>>>>
>>>> Post on topic and ignore the nonsense. Simple as that.
>>>
>>> Killfiling makes a world of difference.
>>>
>>> Trust me on this.
>>>
>>> It's enough to make you cry to see how clean an idiot-infested group
>>> can look with a few judicious additions to the Bozo Bin.
>>
>> Plonk me an i'll kick yer ass.
>
>I didn't read that.
I blame Leyland.
Bertie the Bunyip
news:vM21k.305$js1...@newsfe24.lga:
You really are a compleat fjukktard, aren;t you?
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:Qre1k.357$js1...@newsfe24.lga:
>
> "Rich Ahrens" <r...@iphouse.com> wrote in message
> news:48456a72$0$68537$8046...@auth.newsreader.iphouse.com...
>> on 6/2/2008 10:20 PM Maxwell said the following:
>> Which explains why you crossposted your reply to uk.rec.sailing and
>> alt.sailing.asa, no doubt...
>
> They seemed to be legitimate groups, and I thought Ernest's posts my
> have came from one of them.
>
>
>
>
GodI lurve usenet!
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:41i1k.1796$QI2....@newsfe23.lga:
>
> <The.S...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:ad3bb8cd-b83f-4277-bea6-
f7030e...@m44g2000hsc.googlegroups.com.
> ..
>
>
> < He do seem to think he's golden however so it all comes together in
> < his end.
>
> Na, I just like to showcase the Buttlipps obsessive behavior.
Thanks for that. I couldna done it without ya.
>
> He does not posess the ability to "NOT" reply to a message, even if it
> says nothing.
Sure I do, I choose not to not reply.
>
> He is as twisted as Anthony, but in a different direction.
>
> Nice cross posting, by the way.
>
Thanks.
Bertie
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Bertie the Bunyip
@newsfe24.lga:
>
> "Stealth Pilot" <notran...@aeroplanes.com.au> wrote in message
> news:ajra449tfde3snjki...@4ax.com...
>> then you really need to look at your own posts some times.
>>
>> you would fail an aviation medical on psyche grounds on the basis of
>> any night's posts selected at random.
>>
>> Stealth Pilot
>
> So you think you are a qualified ME?
You asked the question, fjukktard....
Bertie
dave hillstrom
Bertie the Bunyip
@newsfe24.lga:
>
> "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> wrote
in
> message > :
>
>> : Is somebody cross-posting this stuff?
>>
>> I blame aratzio
>>
>> --
>> Steve Leyland
>
> Around RAP, be blame Bertie the Buttlipps.
>
>
>
Of course you do.
Nothing to do with you whatsoever.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:irhb449c92akk43tn...@4ax.com:
I blame aratzio, but I do wish I could pin it on Bush.
Bertie
mimus
Definitely seems that way at times.
(I just tripped over a fallen tree-top-- OK, a chestnut bough-- in the
back yard in the dark while feeding the dog, and my shin hurts.)
--
tinmi...@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."
< _Shaun of the Dead_
Bertie the Bunyip
news:zPudnfdUC6pkr9nV...@giganews.com:
> God-_damn_, that's pretty raw.
>
> People ought to watch their language.
>
What's wrong with that? Cunts are useful, friendly, warm and welcoming.
Where would you be without them? I'll tell you where, agamogenesis!
IS that what you want? !!!!
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
They whupped my ass but good, I can tell you.
Smirk!
Sorry, i did try to say it with a straight face.
Bertie
Steve Leyland
the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> wrote
aye, mine too. but hey, maybe I like that sorta thing....heh.
:
:
: Smirk!
:
: Sorry, i did try to say it with a straight face.
bwahahahahahaaa.
:
:
:
:
: Bertie
all hail NSPs who tell whining netKKKops to go fuck themselves.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
LISTENING TO:
http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Alarm clock: A device to wake people without small kids.
Bertie the Bunyip
Absofukkinglutely.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:Xns9AB38ED085FF2...@127.0.0.1:
> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g26dm8$ar2$7
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> ...And let's have a big hand for whining netKKKops who use service
> providers that have about a million rules in their AUPs and who will
> close an account at the drop of a hat. Cause nothing is funnier than
> getting a netKKKop TOSsed for violating paragraph 7, section D, rule
3,
> clause 'a' on page 2 of his own provider's contract.
>
Well, I'd only do that if I am absolutely sure the idiot would be back
on with another one th enext day so I can mock him for it for months on
end.
Bertie the Bunyip
news:Xns9AB39A1EF481...@127.0.0.1:
> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g26t1i$j8c$5
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> Doesn't really work anymore anyway. Small providers don't like to
> close accounts because they need the customers. Large providers tend
> to have incompetent abuse/support departments that rarely get anything
> done. The only ones that will close an account faster than you can
> say "netcop" are the free ones -- they don't care, because they don't
> lose anything when a "customer" leaves.
>
Too much like hard work anyway. Maxwell should be pretty easy since he's
obviously flooding, though. Someone was actually forging me a while
back. idn't bother me of course, since he was merely lamely trying to
parody me which merely increased my presence in the group. He even got
an altopia account, but didn;t bother getting a copy of x-news.
imitation is, after all the highest form of flattery...
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:Xns9AB39C987ADA2...@127.0.0.1:
> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g270e3$t52$1
> Somebody actually paid money just to pretend to be you? LOL
He gave up too early, unfortunately. I should have pretended to be upset
by it like Maxie is..
>
> Only imitators I've ever had were lameass cheapskates who used
> free/open servers, or fuckin Google Groups (while hiding behind a web
> proxy, of course).
>
Of course!
Bertie
dave hillstrom
wrote:
thats why you should own and use a small LED headlamp, as i do. i
recommend the small, green ones from Eveready. they rawk.
Bertie the Bunyip
news:s3ae4418epdvgtsnu...@4ax.com:
Excellent tip. You're a great human being and a credit to your people.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:Xns9AB3BBCA57087...@127.0.0.1:
> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g279bh$j9f$7
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> Either that or deliver the food by slingshot, the same way some zoos
> feed the lions. ...Works especially well if you have the kind of dog
> that hates the whole world and will attack anything that gets close.
> Some guy at the far end of the street has a dog like that. I dunno
> what happened to it, but it's royally pissed off 24x7. Has been for
> years. I told him he should have it neutered, as that tends to calm
> them down some, and he said he already did. It must have been a
> fuckin *monster* while it still had its balls (or maybe the neutering
> was what pissed it off).
>
Hmm, might explain Maxie in so many ways.
Bertie
Greg Hall
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
Hey Bertie, you ignorant arse! I've done a wee bit of checking and found
out who you are in real life. You should shut your pie hole real if you
wanna remain anonymous.
Just to let you know that I'm not bluffing here are your initials - J.M.
What do you have to say about that?
--
Gregory Hall aka Bluto (remember me?)
Ian
Greg Hall
news:1kvd7ioqgwrb0.p...@40tude.net:
>
> You are Martin Paterson <m.pat...@consunet.nl> AKA Martin
> <m...@address.invalid> and ICMFP!
>
And you are wrong! Martin is just your average, everyday, run of the mill
netKKKop. What an insult being accused of being him!
--
Gregory Hall
Bertie the Bunyip
@newsfe22.lga:
>
> "Greg Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
> news:1u4444....@news.alt.net...
>>
>> Hey Bertie, you ignorant arse! I've done a wee bit of checking and
found
>> out who you are in real life. You should shut your pie hole real if
you
>> wanna remain anonymous.
>>
>> Just to let you know that I'm not bluffing here are your initials -
J.M.
>>
>> What do you have to say about that?
>>
>> --
>> Gregory Hall aka Bluto (remember me?)
>>
>
> Well what do you know, could it really be true?
>
> Seems you might have found the cure for our strain of cancer.
>
>
Bwawhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahw!
God I love usenet.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:1kvd7ioqgwrb0.p...@40tude.net:
> On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 01:13:06 +0000 (UTC), Greg Hall wrote:
Mmmkay.
Is he going to throw his cloggzz out of the box?
Bertie
Ian
Yes. His tulips too, probably.
Ian
Wrong. Martin's not just your average, everyday, run of the mill
netKKKop.
He tries to ruin people in RL too.
Bertie the Bunyip
40tude.net:
He sounds vicious.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:1qtajuijeo032.1...@40tude.net:
And he's trying to ruin the bunyip? :(
Oh no!
But I'm not disabled!
(there ya go Maxie, insert lame here.....)
Bertie
Ian
He's nothing more than a turd on the shoe of humanity.
Gregory Hall
"Ian" <i...@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
news:1qtajuijeo032.1...@40tude.net...
He's scum! He and I go way back. He's sent bogus abuse reports to every
newserver I've ever had. But, finally the admins have caught onto his
backstabbing and lying. If you guys are here (uk.rec.sailing) because of his
netKKKopping then I understand why you are here. Any group harboring and
supporting known netKKKops deserves what it gets.
--
Gregory Hall
Bertie the Bunyip
40tude.net:
I'm sure you're probably over-selling him there.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:Xns9AB3CA74FD193...@127.0.0.1:
> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g27cav$rou$1
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> What, you think they chopped his balls off in a desperate attempt to
> induce a significant personality change?
Exactly
>
> If so, then either they failed or he was waaaaay screwed-up,
beforehand.
I like to think "both"
Bertie
>
Bertie the Bunyip
Ah, yer one of the sailorz!
Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwh!
Yeh, you realllllly kicked my ass, dincha?
Bwawhahwhahwahwhahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahw!
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
@newsfe22.lga:
>
> "Greg Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
> news:1u46c1....@news.alt.net...
>> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g27fm1$6ea$1
>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>>> --
>>>> Gregory Hall aka Bluto (remember me?)
>>>>
>>>
>>> Should I?
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>
>>
>> Of course, Jeffery (is that the correct spelling?), you don't
remember
>> poor Bluto who singlehandedly got you and the black helicopter losers
>> shut off at their upstream server. Poor Burnore had to jump through
>> hoops finding somebody else who would put up with his constant net
>> abuse. I guess it's only natural to block out bad memories where you
and
>> your ilk got their arses kicked.
>>
>> --
>> Gregory (Bluto) Hall
>
>
> Jeffery eh?
>
> Very interesting Greg, do tell!!!
God i love usenet.
Bertie
Gregory Hall
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
news:g27h7c$6ea$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
Nah, not yours especially. You're just a fuzzy little wabbit. But K.A.
Cannon and G. Burnore and that Meow army loser - can't think of his
worthless name anymore and a couple others I squashed their scrotums big
time.
--
Gregory Hall
Bertie the Bunyip
@news.alt.net:
Good for you! When was that again? They seem to be reproducing just
fine.... Tha's why I ask..
Bertie. er Jeffery.
Greg Hall
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
<largish snip>
>
> Bertie. er Jeffery.
Does this sound familiar?
"I've found that glider pilots make better jet drivers.The guys who do
the best deadstick landings in the simulator are all glider pilots.It
definitely gives you an edge in managing the flight."
Hoooooohah!
--
Gregory Hall
Bertie the Bunyip
@news.alt.net:
> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g27hth$6ea$15
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> <largish snip>
>>
>> Bertie. er Jeffery.
>
>
> Does this sound familiar?
>
Ooohkay..
>
> "I've found that glider pilots make better jet drivers.The guys who do
> the best deadstick landings in the simulator are all glider pilots.It
> definitely gives you an edge in managing the flight."
>
Well, it'd be a help I suppose. Some glider guys might have an avantage.
The AirCanada 767 pilot was a glider pilot in his youth. Don't remember
saying it if that's what you mean. I say a looot of stuff though.
Doeshtis mean we're stil playing?
Bertie
Greg Hall
I luvs ta play!
I was simply *hunting* for answers. Your reference to the Air Canada 767
pilot is a dead giveaway. I'm so smart sometimes I hate myself.
--
Gregory Hall
Bertie the Bunyip
@news.alt.net:
> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in
> news:g27jvr$f38$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> Greg Hall <greg...@home.fake> wrote in news:1u492n.hcq.17.1
>> @news.alt.net:
>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g27hth$6ea$15
>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>> <largish snip>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie. er Jeffery.
>>>
>>>
>>> Does this sound familiar?
>>>
>> Ooohkay..
>>
>>
>>>
>>> "I've found that glider pilots make better jet drivers.The guys who
>>> do the best deadstick landings in the simulator are all glider
>>> pilots.It definitely gives you an edge in managing the flight."
>>>
>>
>> Well, it'd be a help I suppose. Some glider guys might have an
>> avantage. The AirCanada 767 pilot was a glider pilot in his youth.
>> Don't remember saying it if that's what you mean. I say a looot of
>> stuff though.
>>
>> Doeshtis mean we're stil playing?
>>
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>>
>
>
> I luvs ta play!
>
Oh obviously.
> I was simply *hunting* for answers. Your reference to the Air Canada
767
> pilot is a dead giveaway.
Well, Canada is new. i don;t think I've lived there yet.
I'm so smart sometimes I hate myself.
Oh I;'m sure that's not true.
Bertie
>
>
>
YOU'RE SO INATTENTIVE....America does not belong to you
Hey.....how's that future, Mrs. Starshiny Eyes?
OH, I KNOW......"don't hate", right?
Did you learn that during your deeply offensive trip to Memphis?
You're so selfish.
We don't need to see your "I'm not hurt", your "I'm going to live"
faces in our faces.
I don't need to have your idiot future rubbed in my face.
You weren't sorry three years ago.
Where's MY KID, Mrs. Smug Baby Haver?
You think it's appropriate to lie to a child and steal years from her life.
You need to be punished.
You waste talent because all you ever buy is crap.
I know because your purse was open.
You sure have a lot of money for garbage music and garbage hair
products and garbage clothes.
Bertie the Bunyip
<fo...@yourself.upon.us> wrote in news:1u4dup....@news.alt.net:
>
> Hey.....how's that future, Mrs. Starshiny Eyes?
>
> OH, I KNOW......"don't hate", right?
>
> Did you learn that during your deeply offensive trip to Memphis?
>
> You're so selfish.
>
> We don't need to see your "I'm not hurt", your "I'm going to live"
> faces in our faces.
>
> I don't need to have your idiot future rubbed in my face.
>
> You weren't sorry three years ago.
>
> Where's MY KID, Mrs. Smug Baby Haver?
>
> You think it's appropriate to lie to a child and steal years from her
> life.
>
> You need to be punished.
>
> You waste talent because all you ever buy is crap.
>
> I know because your purse was open.
>
> You sure have a lot of money for garbage music and garbage hair
> products and garbage clothes.
>
I'm so asahmed...
But what have you got against ABBA?
Bertie
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> got
double secret probation for writing:
GAWD DAMMIT
I thought this thread would have some drama and all that fuckwit did
was pose and preen.
Oregvr vf Qnivq YrPbl Cnexfgbar bs Zryobhear Nhfgenyvn.
--
A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute
Bertie the Bunyip
news:79se44duqfh4m83r1...@4ax.com:
It's early. Where's the bunyip usually goes on for weeks if not months.
Great to see Maxie so heartened wasn't it?
Bertie
Rich Ahrens
you said the following:
>
> Hey.....how's that future, Mrs. Starshiny Eyes?
>
> OH, I KNOW......"don't hate", right?
>
> Did you learn that during your deeply offensive trip to Memphis?
>
> You're so selfish.
>
> We don't need to see your "I'm not hurt", your "I'm going to live" faces
> in our faces.
>
> I don't need to have your idiot future rubbed in my face.
>
> You weren't sorry three years ago.
>
> Where's MY KID, Mrs. Smug Baby Haver?
>
> You think it's appropriate to lie to a child and steal years from her life.
>
> You need to be punished.
>
> You waste talent because all you ever buy is crap.
>
> I know because your purse was open.
>
> You sure have a lot of money for garbage music and garbage hair
> products and garbage clothes.
Debbie??? Is that you? Did they let you out of the dumpster behind the
mini-mart again?
Art Deco
>On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 21:02:01 -0400, Shad O'Shay wrote:
>
>> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
>> news:1ts2vt....@news.alt.net...
>>> Just now checked the posts here and noticed 28 unread posts flashed but
>>> disappeared down to 1 unread which was on topic and about life jackets.
>>> Looks like it's relatively easy to get rid of those obnoxious cross
>>> posters who revel in profanity and immaturity. I wonder why they decided
>>> to bother uk.rec.sailing with their useless filth?
>>
>>
>> I heard it was that Wilbur Hubbard at the farm idiot who brought them all
>> over here. He's trying to do to uk.rec.sailing what the infamous Capt. Neal
>> did to alt.sailing.asa with the flonker and meower crowd - destroy it
>> completely down to a smoldering ash heap.
>
>So, what we really need to know is how can we stop these flonker and meower
>crowd c*nts from ruining our personal group.
>
>Should we contact the police or report them to their ISPs?
I volunteer to help your froup. But first, before we [tinw] go any
farther, I do have to see some verification that this is indeed your
personal group.
--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen
Art Deco
>On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:08:28 -0400, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
>got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:59:32 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:00:51 -0400, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:15:55 -0400, Ernest Scribbler wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Martin" wrote
>>>>>
>>>>>> what we really need to know is how can we stop these
>>>>>
>>>>> Post on topic and ignore the nonsense. Simple as that.
>>>>
>>>> Killfiling makes a world of difference.
>>>>
>>>> Trust me on this.
>>>>
>>>> It's enough to make you cry to see how clean an idiot-infested group
>>>> can look with a few judicious additions to the Bozo Bin.
>>>
>>> Plonk me an i'll kick yer ass.
>>
>>I didn't read that.
>
>I blame Leyland.
Where is DAEV when you need him?
hones...@centurytel.net
"Art Deco" <erfc...@usa.net> wrote in message
news:070620080844535086%erfc...@usa.net...
> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:08:28 -0400, in the land of
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:59:32 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:00:51 -0400, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:15:55 -0400, Ernest Scribbler wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Martin" wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> what we really need to know is how can we stop these
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Post on topic and ignore the nonsense. Simple as that.
>>>>>
>>>>> Killfiling makes a world of difference.
>>>>>
>>>>> Trust me on this.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's enough to make you cry to see how clean an idiot-infested group
>>>>> can look with a few judicious additions to the Bozo Bin.
>>>>
>>>> Plonk me an i'll kick yer ass.
>>>
>>>I didn't read that.
>>
>>I blame Leyland.
>
>
You Gay ass-hole, Deco!
HJ
Art Deco
>On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:40:58 -0400, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:04:10 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:50:16 -0400, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:04:55 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:59:55 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>>>> <the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Aratzio flung his poo at alt.flame in a fit of rage and the resulting
>>>>>> spatter looked uncannily like this:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:09:32 -0400, in
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:03:12 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:04:30 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:46:15 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:37:27 +0900, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>>>>>>>>>>> <the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio flung his poo at alt.flame in a fit of rage and the
>>>>>>>>>>>> resulting spatter looked uncannily like this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 2 Jun 2008 03:19:38 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Martin
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mar...@marty.P.marty.P> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 21:02:01 -0400, Shad O'Shay wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1ts2vt....@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just now checked the posts here and noticed 28 unread posts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flashed but disappeared down to 1 unread which was on topic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and about life jackets. Looks like it's relatively easy to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get rid of those obnoxious cross posters who revel in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> profanity and immaturity. I wonder why they decided to bother
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> uk.rec.sailing with their useless filth?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I heard it was that Wilbur Hubbard at the farm idiot who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brought them all over here. He's trying to do to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> uk.rec.sailing what the infamous Capt. Neal did to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.sailing.asa with the flonker and meower crowd - destroy it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> completely down to a smoldering ash heap.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, what we really need to know is how can we stop these
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flonker and meower crowd c*nts from ruining our personal group.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Should we contact the police or report them to their ISPs?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It worked for Maryanne Kehoe when she rid usenet of The 2-Belo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> She contacted his employer and had him fired.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> My life was totally ruined.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Yer short too.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What's a "c*nt"?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hillstrom
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> sure, kehoe has all the fun, and yet I GET BLAMED.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> typical.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sez the guy with a pit AND a shed.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> David "Two Sheds" .... Hillstrom.
>>>>>
>>>>> <menacing chords><lightning&thunder>
>>>>
>>>> Speaking of which, do you see what's stretching from Indianapolis to
>>>> Dayton and headin' your way?
>>>>
>>>> Better start greasin' yer wind-farm.
>>>>
>>>> I could've used a big Leyden jar earlier today. Very very big.
>>>
>>> that sounds sorta personal...
>>
>>Definitely seems that way at times.
>>
>>(I just tripped over a fallen tree-top-- OK, a chestnut bough-- in the
>>back yard in the dark while feeding the dog, and my shin hurts.)
>
>thats why you should own and use a small LED headlamp, as i do. i
>recommend the small, green ones from Eveready. they rawk.
The wonders and joys of III-V semiconductors.
ryannosaurus
wrote:
I demand at least a vague commitment to perform a variety of sexual
favors before commiting my precious resources to help this group
hones...@centurytel.net
"ryannosaurus" <ryz...@rock.com> wrote in message
news:59b864djs9nekmeg1...@4ax.com...
HJ
Maxwell
says...
Shall I send ReneeAnn over?
--
SKB/CoT 149
"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
ryannosaurus
wrote:
Has she ever done it on a sail boat?
Ahhh, here's an on to[ic poast! http://www.captainstabbin.com
Maxwell
says...
She's always had a taste for the finer things in life, including
yachting.
>
> Ahhh, here's an on to[ic poast! http://www.captainstabbin.com
>
>
--