On 6/27/2020 3:22 AM, Sergey Kubushyn wrote:
>> Но хоть облегчение, что ты еще не сковырнулся.
>
> Не дождётесь! :)
The economy is so bad:
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Bye, Anatol