Folks, the ugly are back in the news. The Norwegian Institute of
Technology is demanding more ugly people on TV. This is something for
you Uglo-Americans out there to rally around.
Way back in 1980, I was in Kansas City doing radio commentary, and I
suggested banning the ugly from the streets in daytime as a means of
helping the economy recover. So I've been on this Uglo-American business
for a long, long time.
Now, finally, the Norwegians are on board. The land of the midnight sun
says that there are too many beautiful people on TV - and it's affecting
the public negatively. People are getting down on themselves because
they look at TV and see tall, beautiful blondes. Guys are going out and
getting chest implants to look like Thor over there.
I'm not kidding! It's because of all these hunks on TV - mostly built
with steroids. The point is that nobody is happy with who they are.
What's more, if you are happy with who you are, it said to mean that
there's something is wrong with you. It's amazing, but true. We need
more ugly people on TV, according to some in the nation that gave Jimmy
Carter and Yasser Arafat peace prizes.