A truly chavtastic feuerwerken performance!

[nob...@nowhere.com]

Unfortunately its two days late. UK101 Day was thursday. :|||\\

[auuV]

On Sat, 23 Dec 2023 17:38:02 +0000, nob...@nowhere.com wrote:

>Unfortunately its two days late. UK101 Day was thursday. :|||\\

Do you get chavtastic crimb0r feuerwerken performances, too?

Speaking of which...

[nob...@nowhere.com]

On Mon, 25 Dec 2023 00:21:55 +0000, auuV <au...@zehen.invalid> wrote:

>On Sat, 23 Dec 2023 17:38:02 +0000, nob...@nowhere.com wrote:
>
>>Unfortunately its two days late. UK101 Day was thursday. :|||\\
>
>Do you get chavtastic crimb0r feuerwerken performances, too?

All year round. :|

>Speaking of which...

[auuV]

Ouauou! So much to celebrate!

>>Speaking of which...

[nob...@nowhere.com]

Maybe I need to consult their liturgical calendar.

No promises mind.

>>>Speaking of which...

[auuV]

Good point.

>No promises mind.

The priests dressed in Burberry...

>>>>Speaking of which...

[nob...@nowhere.com]

Like cute lickel Burberry muffins.

>>>>>Speaking of which...

[auuV]

E!

>>>>>>Speaking of which...

Speaking of which... grocery orders

[nob...@nowhere.com]

I liked it better in the Old Days, when you could get cheap crimb0r
lefts over in most supermarkets all through the first half of January.
:(

Remember 50p crimb0r puds? And they were 454g and not shrinkflated to
400g. :|

[auuV]

Maybe their JiT got better. Or sales forecasting. But those were the
days!

>Remember 50p crimb0r puds? And they were 454g and not shrinkflated to
>400g. :|

Was that a thing? Oh my! :O

[auuV]

To be totally fair to everyone here, did you pay an early January
visit to Aldi or Lidl?

[nob...@nowhere.com]

Never mind. Maybe the Competence Crisis will make their JiT worse
again. :)

>To be totally fair to everyone here, did you pay an early January
>visit to Aldi or Lidl?

I did not.

The prospect of walking four or five km on the off chance that they had
not sold out was uncompelling.

>>>Remember 50p crimb0r puds? And they were 454g and not shrinkflated to
>>>400g. :|
>>
>>Was that a thing? Oh my! :O

That was a thing. But sadly, no longer. :(

[nob...@nowhere.com]

>The prospect of walking four or five km* on the off chance that they had

>not sold out was uncompelling.

*each way

[auuV]

We can only hope, I guess?

>>To be totally fair to everyone here, did you pay an early January
>>visit to Aldi or Lidl?
>
>I did not.
>
>The prospect of walking four or five km on the off chance that they had
>not sold out was uncompelling.

There you are then.

>>>>Remember 50p crimb0r puds? And they were 454g and not shrinkflated to
>>>>400g. :|
>>>
>>>Was that a thing? Oh my! :O
>
>That was a thing. But sadly, no longer. :(

Wouldnt buy you a big sultana. :(

[auuV]

Uphill, in the mud?

[nob...@nowhere.com]

_Uphill in the Mud_ must be worth millions now.

Wish I had a painting like that. :|

Wish I could do a painting like that. :|||

[nob...@nowhere.com]

Moderation in all things, including how Future it is.

>>>To be totally fair to everyone here, did you pay an early January
>>>visit to Aldi or Lidl?
>>
>>I did not.
>>
>>The prospect of walking four or five km on the off chance that they had
>>not sold out was uncompelling.
>
>There you are then.
>
>>>>>Remember 50p crimb0r puds? And they were 454g and not shrinkflated to
>>>>>400g. :|
>>>>
>>>>Was that a thing? Oh my! :O
>>
>>That was a thing. But sadly, no longer. :(
>
>Wouldnt buy you a big sultana. :(

At the rate were going now, there will come a time when a packet of
peanuts no longer requires the "Warning: contains peanuts" label. :|

[auuV]

Time the Boueistes had a revival! Maybe you are the one to do it?

[auuV]

If only.

>>>>To be totally fair to everyone here, did you pay an early January
>>>>visit to Aldi or Lidl?
>>>
>>>I did not.
>>>
>>>The prospect of walking four or five km on the off chance that they had
>>>not sold out was uncompelling.
>>
>>There you are then.
>>
>>>>>>Remember 50p crimb0r puds? And they were 454g and not shrinkflated to
>>>>>>400g. :|
>>>>>
>>>>>Was that a thing? Oh my! :O
>>>
>>>That was a thing. But sadly, no longer. :(
>>
>>Wouldnt buy you a big sultana. :(
>
>At the rate were going now, there will come a time when a packet of
>peanuts no longer requires the "Warning: contains peanuts" label. :|

Thats a nifty aphorism if I may say so.

[nob...@nowhere.com]

Im more likely to end up as a Rouéiste. Im halfway there. :|

[nob...@nowhere.com]

Im positively aphoriffic!

[auuV]

As you stroll along the Bois de Presbytère with an independent air
You can hear them all declare "He must be a zetta-aire!"

[auuV]

Is that more like "euphoric" or like "not phoriffic"?

[nob...@nowhere.com]

<tips fedora>

Mlady.

> or like "not phoriffic"?

Its from "apo-" not "a-". And well you know it.

[nob...@nowhere.com]

Lookin natty, shakin da batty, cruising the strip like a multi
crorepati.

[auuV]

<curtseys>

<falls over>

<gets up again>

>> or like "not phoriffic"?
>
>Its from "apo-" not "a-". And well you know it.

I did.

[auuV]

Yeah I got three roti but nanty chapatti.