Re: 2005 alt.flame Awards: Call for Nominations
spooge
news:dms1tb$krf$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> On Fri, 2 Dec 2005 16:25:31 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:
>
>> "dave hillstrom" <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>> news:dmqfoq$cte$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
> [...]
>
>>> or the next time
>>> he has a full blown tantrum, like when the meowers refused to let
>>> him in their club, as he was too much of a luser.
>>
>> Uh, huh...
>>
>>> so out of rage and jealousy he
>>> created the inelegant kook club of snuh,
>>
>> "inelegant"?
>>
>>> flooding innocent groups with the
>>> inanity of this announcement in the process. i mean, he was sucking
>>> up to the meowers big time, for months, really getting his nose good
>>> and brown, and just lost it when they finally said "definitely no,
>>> luser." that was pretty funny, actually.
>>
>> Oh, ah.
>>
>> Well, that was quite the little history lesson, wasn't it?
>
> It was some kind of lesson, but it didn't contain much history. In
> the sense of "stuff that actually happened," that is.
Which part of the history was inaccurate?
The group flooding part? Uh, no.
The lack of creativity part? Hardly.
All that was done was to shuffle the letters 'M' 'E' 'O' 'W' until they
became 'S' 'N' 'U' 'H', then preceed to do a piss-poor imitation of that
which had been done before. Add some net-abuse, stir, and voila!
Since those are the highlights of the Usenet CV of the bunch, I'd suggest
that the history as presented was more accurate than not.
--
When I'm God
Everyone dies
spooge
news:dmprfm$voc$1...@domitilla.aioe.org:
> "03:15:38 GMT" <as...@mail.gr> wrote in message
> news:bh3sa7ef...@fun.no.all.at...
>> Bill Cleere <bcl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> did this:
>>
>>> "03:15:38 GMT" <as...@mail.gr> wrote in message
>>> news:1h5z6q4h4r947$.dlg@fun.no.all.at...
>>>> Bill Cleere <bcl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> did this:
>>
>>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7405b815201c7b39?dmode
>>>>> =source&hl=en
>>>>
>>>> While I appreciate the thought - thank you, Bill - the post isn't a
>>>> narrative at all, is it? I mean, it doesn't really tell a story; it
>>>> just talks about what the featured players are like. Nomination
>>>> rejected.
>>>>
>>>> Oh god, I'm so drunk with power that I'm screwing over myself.
>>>
>>> I think it does tell a story, after a fashion, but whatever. The
>>> point is, what the hell am I supposed to nominate it as? "Best Post
>>> that inspired someone to cut-and-paste an immortal picture gallery
>>> of the biggest fucktards on Usenet?"
>>
>> There's Best Flame, but it has already been nominated in that
>> category.
>
> I see a generic "flame" as something fairly short, and preferably a
> reply. A lengthy composition should go into a different category.
>
>> Best Usenet Performance Art is a sort of a catch-all
>> category,
>
> The term UPA has been so degraded by years of wretched
> productions by incompetent would-be comedians that
> I'd prefer to see it abandoned entirely.
Oh my.
Whatever will your pals say when they see you slagging their "UPA" like
that, Billy?
Spaulding Greystoke
news:Xns972278F7DF1...@petitmorte.net:
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon?
You have been banned for the following reason:
You broke about every forum rule possible.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
Spaulding Greystoke
news:Xns972278F6EC8...@petitmorte.net:
> Russell B <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in
> news:dms1tb$krf$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> On Fri, 2 Dec 2005 16:25:31 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:
>>
>>> "dave hillstrom" <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>> news:dmqfoq$cte$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>> or the next time
>>>> he has a full blown tantrum, like when the meowers refused to let
>>>> him in their club, as he was too much of a luser.
>>>
>>> Uh, huh...
>>>
>>>> so out of rage and jealousy he
>>>> created the inelegant kook club of snuh,
>>>
>>> "inelegant"?
>>>
>>>> flooding innocent groups with the
>>>> inanity of this announcement in the process. i mean, he was
>>>> sucking up to the meowers big time, for months, really getting his
>>>> nose good and brown, and just lost it when they finally said
>>>> "definitely no, luser." that was pretty funny, actually.
>>>
>>> Oh, ah.
>>>
>>> Well, that was quite the little history lesson, wasn't it?
>>
>> It was some kind of lesson, but it didn't contain much history. In
>> the sense of "stuff that actually happened," that is.
>
> Which part of the history was inaccurate?
>
> The group flooding part? Uh, no.
Meow, bitch.
> The lack of creativity part? Hardly.
Guh?
> All that was done was to shuffle the letters 'M' 'E' 'O' 'W' until
> they became 'S' 'N' 'U' 'H', then preceed to do a piss-poor imitation
> of that which had been done before. Add some net-abuse, stir, and
> voila!
Turning the remaining "meowers" into the very thing they used to decry
was just lagniappe.
> Since those are the highlights of the Usenet CV of the bunch, I'd
> suggest that the history as presented was more accurate than not.
Snuh killed meow, eh?
That's gotta hurt. Say, did you know Dean and I were referenced in an
episode?
Marge: Oh my gosh! She's dead!
Homer: Uh.. guh.. muh... wuh.......... ssszuh?
http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season13/frying14.mp3
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Russell B
> Russell B <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in
> news:dms1tb$krf$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> On Fri, 2 Dec 2005 16:25:31 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:
>>
>>> "dave hillstrom" <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>> news:dmqfoq$cte$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>> or the next time
>>>> he has a full blown tantrum, like when the meowers refused to let
>>>> him in their club, as he was too much of a luser.
>>>
>>> Uh, huh...
>>>
>>>> so out of rage and jealousy he
>>>> created the inelegant kook club of snuh,
>>>
>>> "inelegant"?
>>>
>>>> flooding innocent groups with the
>>>> inanity of this announcement in the process. i mean, he was sucking
>>>> up to the meowers big time, for months, really getting his nose good
>>>> and brown, and just lost it when they finally said "definitely no,
>>>> luser." that was pretty funny, actually.
>>>
>>> Oh, ah.
>>>
>>> Well, that was quite the little history lesson, wasn't it?
>>
>> It was some kind of lesson, but it didn't contain much history. In
>> the sense of "stuff that actually happened," that is.
>
> Which part of the history was inaccurate?
The core of it, to wit: Humphries tried to join the club, was humiliatingly
rebuffed by it, and created Snuh to get back at them. Didn't happen, I'm
afraid.
> The group flooding part? Uh, no.
Oh, they flooded groups, all right. Just like the other guys did, right up
until the party line dictated that they all become Concerned Citizens and
get all netcoppy and beard-strokingly stuffed shirtish and unfun. You will
perhaps recall that it was at this point that some fellow travelers,
repelled by the weird Comintern-like reversal (to say nothing of the dreary
seriousness of it all), said the hell with it and went independent. Rest
is history, brain drain, beginning of the end, yadda yadda.
> The lack of creativity part? Hardly.
>
> All that was done was to shuffle the letters 'M' 'E' 'O' 'W' until they
> became 'S' 'N' 'U' 'H',
If Humphries managed to do that, I think he deserves a prize right there.
I can see maybe flipping the "E" and putting it next to the "M" to make a
sort of "NU," but...
>then preceed to do a piss-poor imitation of that
> which had been done before. Add some net-abuse, stir, and voila!
>
> Since those are the highlights of the Usenet CV of the bunch, I'd suggest
> that the history as presented was more accurate than not.
Of course *you* would, Spooge, my boy. You wouldn't be you, otherwise.
Spaulding Greystoke
> The core of it, to wit: Humphries tried to join the club, was
> humiliatingly rebuffed by it, and created Snuh to get back at them.
> Didn't happen, I'm afraid.
Way to kick the legs out from under them, Mr. Grinchy.
Bill Cleere
Nobody seems all that worked-up.
Except you.
-- Bill Cleere
"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of
wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)
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>
> -- Bill Cleere
>
> "I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of
> wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)
dave hillstrom
<Xns9723427A9...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
<KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>Russell B <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in
>news:dn14ir$17k$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> The core of it, to wit: Humphries tried to join the club, was
>> humiliatingly rebuffed by it, and created Snuh to get back at them.
>> Didn't happen, I'm afraid.
>
>Way to kick the legs out from under them, Mr. Grinchy.
yeah. looks like my one true russell b has about as much proof behind his
claim as i posted about mine. so ill simply say how nice his fictitious
story is, as he did to me.
come on baby, come to papa. just a few more steps...
--
dave hillstrom
Vote Dave Hillstrom for Best Flame in alt.flame 2005
Vote Dave Hillstrom as a write-in for Whining Whinger in AUK November 2005
the belgians are STILL thieves.
they need spankings from Brunhilde, the german lunch lady of doom.
Spaulding Greystoke
> On 5 Dec 2005 12:32:46 GMT, in alt.flame,
> <Xns9723427A9...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
> <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>
>>Russell B <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in
>>news:dn14ir$17k$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> The core of it, to wit: Humphries tried to join the club, was
>>> humiliatingly rebuffed by it, and created Snuh to get back at them.
>>> Didn't happen, I'm afraid.
>>
>>Way to kick the legs out from under them, Mr. Grinchy.
>
> yeah. looks like my one true russell b has about as much proof behind
> his claim as i posted about mine. so ill simply say how nice his
> fictitious story is, as he did to me.
>
> come on baby, come to papa. just a few more steps...
Some of were there.
dave hillstrom
<Xns9723BA73C...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
<KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>news:dn259t$8ig$7...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> On 5 Dec 2005 12:32:46 GMT, in alt.flame,
>> <Xns9723427A9...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
>> <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>
>>>Russell B <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>news:dn14ir$17k$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> The core of it, to wit: Humphries tried to join the club, was
>>>> humiliatingly rebuffed by it, and created Snuh to get back at them.
>>>> Didn't happen, I'm afraid.
>>>
>>>Way to kick the legs out from under them, Mr. Grinchy.
>>
>> yeah. looks like my one true russell b has about as much proof behind
>> his claim as i posted about mine. so ill simply say how nice his
>> fictitious story is, as he did to me.
>>
>> come on baby, come to papa. just a few more steps...
>
>Some of were there.
some of were there, too!
Spaulding Greystoke
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> On 6 Dec 2005 00:20:25 GMT, in alt.flame,
> <Xns9723BA73C...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
> <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>
>>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>news:dn259t$8ig$7...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> On 5 Dec 2005 12:32:46 GMT, in alt.flame,
>>> <Xns9723427A9...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
>>> <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>>
>>>>Russell B <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>news:dn14ir$17k$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>>> The core of it, to wit: Humphries tried to join the club, was
>>>>> humiliatingly rebuffed by it, and created Snuh to get back at them.
>>>>> Didn't happen, I'm afraid.
>>>>
>>>>Way to kick the legs out from under them, Mr. Grinchy.
>>>
>>> yeah. looks like my one true russell b has about as much proof
behind
>>> his claim as i posted about mine. so ill simply say how nice his
>>> fictitious story is, as he did to me.
>>>
>>> come on baby, come to papa. just a few more steps...
>>
>>Some of were there.
>
> some of were there, too!
Some still there. Are. 3!
Anyway, Dean "UPA'd" merrily along with everyone else. It was only when
the Burnwhores got pissy about "snuh" did this revision of history take
place.
But you're free to post proof or retract.
I suppose you also think they kicked me off of their server?
dave hillstrom
<Xns9723C434E...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
like i followed you at all then. get real.
Spaulding Greystoke
That only proves you weren't there.
dave hillstrom
<Xns9723D288F...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
in your delusions, perhaps. i was there in the flonk ~many~ years prior to
the entrence of humphries to the groups under the influence of meow. your
name came later to my attention as far as peeps with staying power are
concerned. you just didnt seem that important.
Spaulding Greystoke
The flonk, eh?
Mheh.
dave hillstrom
<Xns9723E7B00...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
lets see, whose group gets more unique original posts per month ~now~,
jason old boy? was that a cough? the flonk you say? yes, i thought so.
you see, i foresaw the downfall of an organized meow, and i saw the
downfall of the mighty a dot f, as much as it pains me. and i saw the
continuation of the flonk far beyond you or me or anyone in particular. for
the very same reason alt.devilbunnies will go on forever...
Spaulding Greystoke
Switch from the past, to now, eh? Prestidigitation.
> jason old boy? was that a cough? the flonk you say? yes, i thought
> so.
And the flonk's influence on greater Usenet?
> you see, i foresaw the downfall of an organized meow, and i saw the
> downfall of the mighty a dot f, as much as it pains me. and i saw the
> continuation of the flonk far beyond you or me or anyone in
> particular. for the very same reason alt.devilbunnies will go on
> forever...
So this is what passes for logic in your world, Dave?
dave hillstrom
<Xns9723EF43E...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
definitely greater than that of the dying a.f.
>> you see, i foresaw the downfall of an organized meow, and i saw the
>> downfall of the mighty a dot f, as much as it pains me. and i saw the
>> continuation of the flonk far beyond you or me or anyone in
>> particular. for the very same reason alt.devilbunnies will go on
>> forever...
>
>So this is what passes for logic in your world, Dave?
if logic is that which makes sense when looked at from many "angles", then
yes, jason, this is logic. not that you have enough information to
determine that. though i do recognize your need to piss on every new post
here in a.f.
Russell B
If I were you I'd try to spin it the other way. You know, "it was all
before my time, just telling you what I'd heard, not my fault I got it all
wrong," and so forth. But let me know how this works out for you.
dave hillstrom
<dn3de2$hn$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, Russell B
<bigf...@databasix.com> humped my leg thusly:
thanks. i will. <smooch>
now, there is another way to spin it that i toyed with. and that is the "i
was in the flonk the whole time. and even though im sure that much of the
battle was fought in other groups, thats what we saw in the flonk. (i
stick with my story)" or some shit close to that.
but you see, its not the end of the world to me if i win or lose, unlike
the rest of these thread stripped lugnuts. ive never considered myself a
decent flamer, something i believe ive stated regularly during my usenet
career. im far too goofy for that i think, hence the flonk. im here in
a.f for one reason: to do my time helping to keep the mighty a.f alive,
considering its curent severe anemic state. if im a flamer, great. if im
a punching bag, great. it just doesnt matter to me as much as helping to
keep this shit hole alive and active on the usenet scene.
Russell B
You keep the post count high. I'll give you that.
Spaulding Greystoke
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> ive never considered myself a
> decent flamer
And to think I questioned your judgment.
dave hillstrom
<Xns9724B915D...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
<KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in news:dn4ljg$8qj$25
>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> ive never considered myself a
>> decent flamer
>
>And to think I questioned your judgment.
and ive never considered you a decent flamer, either.
dave hillstrom
<dn5ea8$8qj$4...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom
<Da...@MeOw.OrG> humped my leg thusly:
>On 7 Dec 2005 00:12:21 GMT, in alt.flame,
><Xns9724B915D...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
><KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>
>>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in news:dn4ljg$8qj$25
>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> ive never considered myself a
>>> decent flamer
>>
>>And to think I questioned your judgment.
>
>and ive never considered you a decent flamer, either.
i believe thats game.
wheres my trophy?
[this post brought to you by Set-Up-Lines-R-Us(tm)]
Spaulding Greystoke
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> On 7 Dec 2005 00:12:21 GMT, in alt.flame,
> <Xns9724B915D...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
> <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>
>>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in news:dn4ljg$8qj$25
>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> ive never considered myself a
>>> decent flamer
>>
>>And to think I questioned your judgment.
>
> and ive never considered you a decent flamer, either.
Yet here you are.
dave hillstrom
<Xns9724C8DE...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
<KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in news:dn5ea8$8qj$42
>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> On 7 Dec 2005 00:12:21 GMT, in alt.flame,
>> <Xns9724B915D...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
>> <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>
>>>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in news:dn4ljg$8qj$25
>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> ive never considered myself a
>>>> decent flamer
>>>
>>>And to think I questioned your judgment.
>>
>> and ive never considered you a decent flamer, either.
>
>Yet here you are.
yet here we are. and we are all together.
subRoutine
news:dn5huv$8qj$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On 7 Dec 2005 01:45:27 GMT, in alt.flame,
> <Xns9724C8DE...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
> <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>
> >dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in news:dn5ea8$8qj$42
> >@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> >
> >> On 7 Dec 2005 00:12:21 GMT, in alt.flame,
> >> <Xns9724B915D...@207.14.113.17>, Spaulding Greystoke
> >> <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
> >>
> >>>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in news:dn4ljg$8qj$25
> >>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> >
> >Yet here you are.
>
> yet here we are. and we are all together.
If you guys start singing "Com-by-yah" or something, I'll puke.
_-
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dave hillstrom
<dn54eo$kcq$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, Russell B
heh. pennies from heaven.
Missing Person
Message id: <l66dneXBRdN...@rogers.com>:
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
dave hillstrom
<as3gp1lrg99ln1ve5...@4ax.com>, Missing Person
<li...@myballs.cum> humped my leg thusly:
thank you. i just couldnt bring myself to do it, but it needed to be done.
subRoutine
> On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:49:05 -0500, in alt.flame,
> >>[...]
> >>
> >>> >
> >>> >Yet here you are.
> >>>
> >>> yet here we are. and we are all together.
> >>
> >>If you guys start singing "Com-by-yah" or something, I'll puke.
> >
[...] Hurl.
>
> thank you. i just couldnt bring myself to do it, but it needed to be done.
http://www.slabearkazad.com/sniff/
&
http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html
Head Librarian
> "dave hillstrom" <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
> news:dn5huv$8qj$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > yet here we are. and we are all together.
>
> If you guys start singing "Com-by-yah" or something, I'll puke.
I thought you were leaving alt.flame a few years ago.
So you changed your mind, tell us what did you do with the diaper?
dave hillstrom
<1134436002.2...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, "Head Librarian"
<kmta...@cyberspace.org> humped my leg thusly:
>subRoutine wrote:
>>
>> If you guys start singing "Com-by-yah" or something, I'll puke.
>
>I thought you were leaving alt.flame a few years ago.
>
>So you changed your mind, tell us what did you do with the diaper?
damn, look at all these spankards coming out for xmas. its starting to
smell like ass in here.
--
dave hillstrom
Vote Dave Hillstrom for Best Flame in alt.flame 2005
the belgians are STILL thieves.
Head Librarian
> On 12 Dec 2005 17:06:42 -0800, in alt.flame,
> <1134436002.2...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, "Head Librarian"
> <kmta...@cyberspace.org> humped my leg thusly:
>
> >subRoutine wrote:
> >>
> >> If you guys start singing "Com-by-yah" or something, I'll puke.
> >
> >I thought you were leaving alt.flame a few years ago.
> >
> >So you changed your mind, tell us what did you do with the diaper?
>
> damn, look at all these spankards coming out for xmas. its starting to
> smell like ass in here.
"Smell like ass"...
This is the best reply you could come up with....perhaps if you removed
the small condom off your small brain......then some seeds of
intelligence might fall on this ng and impregnate others with the
thought that you might have some intelligence or even something
intelligent to say...but I rather doubt it.
Now... you stupid newbie shit-for-brains: Go sit in the corner and
wait until someone speaks to you or spits at you.
Ciao.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III
news:1134437909.3...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
> Now... you stupid newbie shit-for-brains:
I am speechless.
--
People think I'm a snob, but it's just because I'm better than they are.
dave hillstrom
<Xns972ACB75F...@207.14.113.17>, "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester,
III" <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>"Head Librarian" <kmta...@cyberspace.org> wrote in
>news:1134437909.3...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Now... you stupid newbie shit-for-brains:
>
>I am speechless.
something that happens far too rarely around here.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III
> On 13 Dec 2005 02:00:51 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks,
> <Xns972ACB75F...@207.14.113.17>, "Ralph Waldo Emerson
> Winchester, III" <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>
>>"Head Librarian" <kmta...@cyberspace.org> wrote in
>>news:1134437909.3...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> Now... you stupid newbie shit-for-brains:
>>
>>I am speechless.
>
> something that happens far too rarely around here.
Dave was intentionally funny!
dave hillstrom
<1134437909.3...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Head Librarian"
<kmta...@cyberspace.org> humped my leg thusly:
>dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On 12 Dec 2005 17:06:42 -0800, in alt.flame,
>> <1134436002.2...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, "Head Librarian"
>> <kmta...@cyberspace.org> humped my leg thusly:
>>
>> >subRoutine wrote:
>> >>
>> >> If you guys start singing "Com-by-yah" or something, I'll puke.
>> >
>> >I thought you were leaving alt.flame a few years ago.
>> >
>> >So you changed your mind, tell us what did you do with the diaper?
>>
>> damn, look at all these spankards coming out for xmas. its starting to
>> smell like ass in here.
>
>"Smell like ass"...
>
>This is the best reply you could come up with....perhaps if you removed
>the small condom off your small brain......then some seeds of
>intelligence might fall on this ng and impregnate others with the
>thought that you might have some intelligence or even something
>intelligent to say...but I rather doubt it.
>
>Now... you stupid newbie shit-for-brains: Go sit in the corner and
>wait until someone speaks to you or spits at you.
>
>Ciao.
my point, exactly.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III
news:pan.2005.12.13....@nntp-server.meatplow.local:
> On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:00:51 +0000, Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III
> wrote:
>
>> "Head Librarian" <kmta...@cyberspace.org> wrote in
>> news:1134437909.3...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> Now... you stupid newbie shit-for-brains:
>>
>> I am speechless.
>
> No call for that over someone swiping one of your quips.
Oh, MeatPlow. You're so wonderfully mindless.
dave hillstrom
<Xns972AD1276...@207.14.113.17>, "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester,
III" <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>news:dnlb61$k7$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> On 13 Dec 2005 02:00:51 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>> <Xns972ACB75F...@207.14.113.17>, "Ralph Waldo Emerson
>> Winchester, III" <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>
>>>"Head Librarian" <kmta...@cyberspace.org> wrote in
>>>news:1134437909.3...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>>>
>>>> Now... you stupid newbie shit-for-brains:
>>>
>>>I am speechless.
>>
>> something that happens far too rarely around here.
>
>Dave was intentionally funny!
are you sure?
Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger
"Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III" <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:Xns972ADFBAE...@207.14.113.17...
> Meat Plow <me...@meatplow.local> wrote in
> news:pan.2005.12.13....@nntp-server.meatplow.local:
>
>> On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:00:51 +0000, Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III
>> wrote:
>>
>>> "Head Librarian" <kmta...@cyberspace.org> wrote in
>>> news:1134437909.3...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>>>
>>>> Now... you stupid newbie shit-for-brains:
>>>
>>> I am speechless.
>>
>> No call for that over someone swiping one of your quips.
>
> Oh, MeatPlow. You're so wonderfully mindless.
There was an official FAQ dated 1994 listed 'meat plow' (not necessarily
this particular poster) as an example for a talentless poster who had won a
slurp award.