Re: Raising the level of discourse... Be nicer to Emmett!

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in message news:XnsA1FA8...@208.90.168.18...
>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in
> news:6nh8nq....@news.alt.net:
>
>> And, please don't call Emmett a coward.
>>
>> The correct term would be *bravery challenged*.
>> ************
>
> so, you are claiming to be "bravery challenged" now?
>
> who is emmett?


Emmett lives rent free in your noggin!

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in message news:XnsA1FAB1...@208.90.168.18...

>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in

> news:6njg39....@news.alt.net:

> you are claiming that i have a noggin? pshaw!

You've got to have one of the better noggins in human
history considering how long it has held a hard vacuum!

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<snicker>

shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA1FB8F...@208.90.168.18>
did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

> " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.f䪥> wrote in
> news:6nk558....@news.alt.net:

>> "shiny netkkkop" <a@b.张wrote in message
>> news:XnsA1FAB1...@208.90.168.18...

>>> you are claiming that i have a noggin? pshaw!

>> You've got to have one of the better noggins in human
>> history considering how long it has held a hard vacuum!

> don't try to flatter me, asshat.

She says, demonstrating the absolute vacuum in her noggin.

<snicker>

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[pandora]

On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 13:22:52 -0400, neon wrote:

> In article <krqjj6$bbq$3...@news.mixmin.net>, FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx
> says...

>>
>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA1FB8F...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
>> jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>>

>> > " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.f䪥> wrote in
>> > news:6nk558....@news.alt.net:
>>
>> >> "shiny netkkkop" <a@b.å? wrote in message

>> >> news:XnsA1FAB1...@208.90.168.18...
>>
>> >>> you are claiming that i have a noggin? pshaw!
>>
>> >> You've got to have one of the better noggins in human history
>> >> considering how long it has held a hard vacuum!
>>
>> > don't try to flatter me, asshat.
>>
>> She says, demonstrating the absolute vacuum in her noggin.
>>
>> <snicker>
>

> or mayhaps ye are demonstrating the lack of ability to understand basic
> humour, eh?


IT has no sense of humour at all.

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On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 12:27:03 -0500, pandora put forth the notion that:

>
> On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 13:22:52 -0400, neon wrote:
>
> > In article <krqjj6$bbq$3...@news.mixmin.net>, FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx
> > says...
> >>
> >> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> >>
> >> shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA1FB8F...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
> >> jump head first into the wood chipper again:
> >>
> >> > " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.f䪥> wrote in
> >> > news:6nk558....@news.alt.net:
> >>

> >> >> "shiny netkkkop" <a@b.ￜ?ￜwrote in message

> >> >> news:XnsA1FAB1...@208.90.168.18...
> >>
> >> >>> you are claiming that i have a noggin? pshaw!
> >>
> >> >> You've got to have one of the better noggins in human history
> >> >> considering how long it has held a hard vacuum!
> >>
> >> > don't try to flatter me, asshat.
> >>
> >> She says, demonstrating the absolute vacuum in her noggin.
> >>
> >> <snicker>
> >
> > or mayhaps ye are demonstrating the lack of ability to understand basic
> > humour, eh?
>
>
> IT has no sense of humour at all.

Typical of sociopaths.

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
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> On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 12:27:03 -0500, pandora put forth the notion that:
>> On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 13:22:52 -0400, neon wrote:
>> > In article <krqjj6$bbq$3...@news.mixmin.net>, FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx
>> > says...

>> >> shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA1FB8F...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
>> >> jump head first into the wood chipper again:

>> >> > " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.f䪥> wrote in
>> >> > news:6nk558....@news.alt.net:
>> >> >> "shiny netkkkop" <a@b.�? wrote in message

>> >> >> news:XnsA1FAB1...@208.90.168.18...
>> >>
>> >> >>> you are claiming that i have a noggin? pshaw!
>> >>
>> >> >> You've got to have one of the better noggins in human history
>> >> >> considering how long it has held a hard vacuum!
>> >>
>> >> > don't try to flatter me, asshat.
>> >>
>> >> She says, demonstrating the absolute vacuum in her noggin.
>> >>
>> >> <snicker>
>> >
>> > or mayhaps ye are demonstrating the lack of ability to understand basic
>> > humour, eh?
>>
>> IT has no sense of humour at all.
>
> Typical of sociopaths.

Takes one to know one! You and Pandora are delusional.
You live in your own little world that is called the onset of
senile dementia. Pandora has a nice little Miata so you
attempt to copy her with a stupid antique POS sports
car you have to hurt your decrepit back further working
on. Then if you ever manage to get the POS running it
will cause you to be viewed as a laughing stock and
an anachronism. Some old fart going through a second
childhood.

Old ladies driving sports cars are HAWT. Old men in sports
cars are NAWT!

--
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On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 19:00:02 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth

the notion that:


>
> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> message news:6ooe6b.9...@news.alt.net...
> > On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 12:27:03 -0500, pandora put forth the notion that:
> >> On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 13:22:52 -0400, neon wrote:
> >> > In article <krqjj6$bbq$3...@news.mixmin.net>, FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx
> >> > says...
> >> >> shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA1FB8F...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
> >> >> jump head first into the wood chipper again:

> >> >> > " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.f䪥> wrote in
> >> >> > news:6nk558....@news.alt.net:
> >> >> >> "shiny netkkkop" <a@b.å? wrote in message

> >> >> >> news:XnsA1FAB1...@208.90.168.18...
> >> >>
> >> >> >>> you are claiming that i have a noggin? pshaw!
> >> >>
> >> >> >> You've got to have one of the better noggins in human history
> >> >> >> considering how long it has held a hard vacuum!
> >> >>
> >> >> > don't try to flatter me, asshat.
> >> >>
> >> >> She says, demonstrating the absolute vacuum in her noggin.
> >> >>
> >> >> <snicker>
> >> >
> >> > or mayhaps ye are demonstrating the lack of ability to understand basic
> >> > humour, eh?
> >>
> >> IT has no sense of humour at all.
> >
> > Typical of sociopaths.
>
> Takes one to know one! You and Pandora are delusional.
> You live in your own little world that is called the onset of
> senile dementia. Pandora has a nice little Miata so you
> attempt to copy her with a stupid antique POS sports
> car you have to hurt your decrepit back further working
> on. Then if you ever manage to get the POS running it
> will cause you to be viewed as a laughing stock and
> an anachronism. Some old fart going through a second
> childhood.

I'm on my third or fourth childhood, Gweggles. Now kindly go fellate a
syphilitic skunk.

> Old ladies driving sports cars are HAWT. Old men in sports
> cars are NAWT!



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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

dim bulb neon, in
<news:MPG.2c5b28f5a...@news.altopia.com> did

thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

> In article <krqjj6$bbq$3...@news.mixmin.net>, FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx
> says...

>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
>> <snicker>
>>
>> shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA1FB8F...@208.90.168.18>
>> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

>>> "Sir Gargles Balls, Esq" <greghall@home.f䪥> wrote in
>>> news:6nk558....@news.alt.net:

>>>> "shiny netkkkop" <a@b.å? wrote in message

>>>> news:XnsA1FAB1...@208.90.168.18...

>>>>> you are claiming that i have a noggin? pshaw!

>>>> You've got to have one of the better noggins in human
>>>> history considering how long it has held a hard vacuum!

>>> don't try to flatter me, asshat.

>> She says, demonstrating the absolute vacuum in her noggin.
>>
>> <snicker>

> or mayhaps ye are demonstrating the lack of ability to understand basic
> humour, eh?

She says, demonstrating the absolute vacuum in her noggin

*again*.

[pandora]

Oh, I don't know about that. I *always* wave at guys in sports cars;
young, old, makes no difference. And mostly, they wave back. It's a
sports car thing.

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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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Yah, but old fart guys have nothing with which to captivate
the imagination.

An older lady need only wear a short or slit skirt that shows
some nicely toned and tanned thigh when the convertible
top is down. Add a low-cut blouse and, ooh la la, even
the younger men stare.

No man can resist a MILF!

--
Sir Gregory

[pandora]

Oh, I don't know about that. *I* like to look at older men.

> An older lady need only wear a short or slit skirt that shows some
> nicely toned and tanned thigh when the convertible top is down. Add a
> low-cut blouse and, ooh la la, even the younger men stare.

They do indeed.

> No man can resist a MILF!

?

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

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Google it! :-)

[pandora]

Got it. Nothing wrong with dreaming.

[pandora]

On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 16:48:36 -0400, neon wrote:

> In article <6op06m....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...

>> >> > or mayhaps ye are demonstrating the lack of ability to understand
>> >> > basic humour, eh?
>> >>
>> >> IT has no sense of humour at all.
>> >
>> > Typical of sociopaths.
>>
>> Takes one to know one! You and Pandora are delusional. You live in your
>> own little world that is called the onset of senile dementia. Pandora
>> has a nice little Miata so you attempt to copy her with a stupid
>> antique POS sports car you have to hurt your decrepit back further
>> working on. Then if you ever manage to get the POS running it will
>> cause you to be viewed as a laughing stock and an anachronism. Some old
>> fart going through a second childhood.
>>
>> Old ladies driving sports cars are HAWT. Old men in sports cars are
>> NAWT!
>>
>> --
>> Sir Gregory
>>
>>
>>

> from the elderly fellow living in a dinghy he calls a yacht. *giggle!*


Heh. Well, he IS allowed to dream, no?

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On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 14:29:57 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth

Stop making stuff up. We all know you're gay.

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On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 14:59:06 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth

You'd be much happier with a FILF.

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
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> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:
>> > "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

>>>> Sir Gregory typed. . .

>>>> No man can resist a MILF!
>>>>
>> > ?
>>
>> Google it! :-)
>
> You'd be much happier with a FILF.

A female I'd like to fuck? Of course I would.

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[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
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> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:

[trim]

>> An older lady need only wear a short or slit skirt that shows
>> some nicely toned and tanned thigh when the convertible
>> top is down. Add a low-cut blouse and, ooh la la, even
>> the younger men stare.
>>
>> No man can resist a MILF!
>
> Stop making stuff up. We all know you're gay.

You alone have convinced yourself of that. Could it
be all those nightly dreams where you stalk me and
then fuck me in the ass?

Faggot!

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"neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in
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>
> from the elderly fellow living in a dinghy he calls a yacht. *giggle!*

At least my dinghy isn't *air born*. Bwahahhahaha.

Smackdown!!!

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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in
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> On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 16:48:36 -0400, neon wrote:
>> In article <6op06m....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...

[trim]

>>> Takes one to know one! You and Pandora are delusional. You live in your
>>> own little world that is called the onset of senile dementia. Pandora
>>> has a nice little Miata so you attempt to copy her with a stupid
>>> antique POS sports car you have to hurt your decrepit back further
>>> working on. Then if you ever manage to get the POS running it will
>>> cause you to be viewed as a laughing stock and an anachronism. Some old
>>> fart going through a second childhood.
>>>
>>> Old ladies driving sports cars are HAWT. Old men in sports cars are
>>> NAWT!
>>>

>> from the elderly fellow living in a dinghy he calls a yacht. *giggle!*
>
> Heh. Well, he IS allowed to dream, no?

Hey, if Anthony Weiner can do it then I can too!

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"neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message

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> In article <kssr86$7mi$5...@news.mixmin.net>, FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx
> says...

>> > or mayhaps ye are demonstrating the lack of ability to understand basic
>> > humour, eh?
>>
>> She says, demonstrating the absolute vacuum in her noggin
>> *again*.
>>
>> <snicker>
>>
>

> that's it? that is all you've got? [i bet that's what your alleged wife
> says every night.]
>
> you're gonna have to join the assmaggot in the bozo bin, d00d, until you
> can come up with better material. we demand entertainment around here.


Don't mess with the dude. Don'tcha know he was an *air born* ranger, infantry?

Bwahahhahahahahhahahahha.

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"neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message

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> In article <6orgdm....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...

> so, one auto-correct error is all you have? perhaps you will be joining
> fakey and assmaggot in the bozo bin.

I'd do anything to not have to share a Bozo Bin with the assmaggot!

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"neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message

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> In article <6orgks....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...

> pkb, eunuch.

Invite me to visit you the next time you go to the Ozarks and
you'll understand what a eunuch is by virtue of experiencing
just the opposite. (Provided you're not ugly, that is.)

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"neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message

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> In article <6orie8....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...

>>
>> Invite me to visit you the next time you go to the Ozarks and
>> you'll understand what a eunuch is by virtue of experiencing
>> just the opposite. (Provided you're not ugly, that is.)
>

> i can certainly put my ugly on for you. however, you'll never get close
> enough to get a good look. my husband would kick your ass with his off
> hand while reciting viking sagas.

Hell, I'm so good-looking that he'd probably jump my bones before
you could have your way with me...

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"neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message

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> In article <6ori9p....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...

>> > so, one auto-correct error is all you have? perhaps you will be joining
>> > fakey and assmaggot in the bozo bin.
>>
>> I'd do anything to not have to share a Bozo Bin with the assmaggot!
>>
>>
>

> now, that is a proper attitude. i actually think fakey is prolly worse
> company. who wants to hand with a short fat d00d strutting around
> pretending to be interesting?

I'd put up with for a year if only he'd get me ONE LITTLE date
with Professor Kensington. <lusts in his heart>

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On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 17:47:50 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
the notion that:

> stalk me and then fuck me in the ass?
>
> Faggot!
>
> --
> Sir Gregory

No thanks.

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On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 18:47:58 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
the notion that:


>

Could you possibly get any gayer?

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
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> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:
>
>> stalk me and then fuck me in the ass?
>>
>> Faggot!
>

> No thanks.
>

Post editing fagwit!

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> Checkmate!
>
> On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 18:47:58 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
> the notion that:
>
>
>>
>> "neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.2c5cc54cd...@news.altopia.com...
>> > In article <6orie8....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...
>> >>
>> >> Invite me to visit you the next time you go to the Ozarks and
>> >> you'll understand what a eunuch is by virtue of experiencing
>> >> just the opposite. (Provided you're not ugly, that is.)
>> >
>> > i can certainly put my ugly on for you. however, you'll never get close
>> > enough to get a good look. my husband would kick your ass with his off
>> > hand while reciting viking sagas.
>>
>> Hell, I'm so good-looking that he'd probably jump my bones before
>> you could have your way with me...
>
> Could you possibly get any gayer?

Does it make ME gay because I'm so hawt that neon's hubby would
rather do me than her? It could simply be a sign of desperation. LOL!

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On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 19:20:28 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth

the notion that:


>
> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
> news:6orlc1....@news.alt.net...
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 18:47:58 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
> > the notion that:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> "neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message
> >> news:MPG.2c5cc54cd...@news.altopia.com...
> >> > In article <6orie8....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...
> >> >>
> >> >> Invite me to visit you the next time you go to the Ozarks and
> >> >> you'll understand what a eunuch is by virtue of experiencing
> >> >> just the opposite. (Provided you're not ugly, that is.)
> >> >
> >> > i can certainly put my ugly on for you. however, you'll never get close
> >> > enough to get a good look. my husband would kick your ass with his off
> >> > hand while reciting viking sagas.
> >>
> >> Hell, I'm so good-looking that he'd probably jump my bones before
> >> you could have your way with me...
> >
> > Could you possibly get any gayer?
>
>
> Does it make ME gay because I'm so hawt that neon's hubby would
> rather do me than her? It could simply be a sign of desperation. LOL!

What makes you gay, is even entertaining the notion that you're so hawt
that neon's hubby would rather do you than her.

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On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 21:40:12 -0400, neon put forth the notion that:


>
> In article <6orpl6....@news.alt.net>, Lunati...@The.Edge says...

> yep. his fantasies reveal the truth. maybe he really only has the
> erectile dysfunction with women....

That would be my guess.

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On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 21:41:03 -0400, neon put forth the notion that:


>
> In article <6orlc1....@news.alt.net>, Lunati...@The.Edge
> says...

> >
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 18:47:58 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
> > the notion that:
> >
> >
> > >
> > > "neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.2c5cc54cd...@news.altopia.com...
> > > > In article <6orie8....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...
> > > >>
> > > >> Invite me to visit you the next time you go to the Ozarks and
> > > >> you'll understand what a eunuch is by virtue of experiencing
> > > >> just the opposite. (Provided you're not ugly, that is.)
> > > >
> > > > i can certainly put my ugly on for you. however, you'll never get close
> > > > enough to get a good look. my husband would kick your ass with his off
> > > > hand while reciting viking sagas.
> > >
> > > Hell, I'm so good-looking that he'd probably jump my bones before
> > > you could have your way with me...
> >
> > Could you possibly get any gayer?
>

> that is pretty much the epitome of gay.

I's the archetypal embodiment of gay.

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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

dim bulb neon, in
<news:MPG.2c5cace94...@news.altopia.com> did
thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

> In article <kssr86$7mi$5...@news.mixmin.net>, FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx
> says...

>>> or mayhaps ye are demonstrating the lack of ability to understand basic
>>> humour, eh?

>> She says, demonstrating the absolute vacuum in her noggin
>> *again*.
>>
>> <snicker>

> that's it? that is all you've got?

It started your fanficcy meltdown.

> [i bet that's what your alleged wife says every night.]

See? Fanfic.

> you're gonna have to join the assmaggot in the bozo bin,

You announced your plonk... sure sign of a kook.

> d00d, until you can come up with better material. we
> demand entertainment around here.

Kooks like you have no standing to demand anything.

<snicker>

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On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 14:59:06 -0400, " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.fåke> wrote:

>"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

>news:3O6dnfstN6wVXm_M...@scnresearch.com...

>> On Fri, 26 Jul 2013 14:29:57 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
>>
>>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

>>> news:Cd6dnT8X3ahEkm_M...@scnresearch.com...

>>>> On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 19:15:20 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>>>>> by Checkmate!
>>>>>

>>>>> On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 19:00:02 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put
>>>>> forth the notion that:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:6ooe6b.9...@news.alt.net...
>>>>>> > On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 12:27:03 -0500, pandora put forth the notion
>>>>>> > that:
>>>>>> >> On Thu, 25 Jul 2013 13:22:52 -0400, neon wrote:
>>>>>> >> > In article <krqjj6$bbq$3...@news.mixmin.net>,
>>>>>> >> > FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx says...
>>>>>> >> >> shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA1FB8F...@208.90.168.18> did

>>>>>> >> >> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

>>>>>> >> >> > " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.f䪥> wrote in
>>>>>> >> >> > news:6nk558....@news.alt.net:
>>>>>> >> >> >> "shiny netkkkop" <a@b.å? wrote in message
>>>>>> >> >> >> news:XnsA1FAB1...@208.90.168.18...
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >>> you are claiming that i have a noggin? pshaw!
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> You've got to have one of the better noggins in human
>>>>>> >> >> >> history considering how long it has held a hard vacuum!
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> > don't try to flatter me, asshat.
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> She says, demonstrating the absolute vacuum in her noggin.
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> <snicker>

>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> > or mayhaps ye are demonstrating the lack of ability to
>>>>>> >> > understand basic humour, eh?
>>>>>> >>

>>>>>> >> IT has no sense of humour at all.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Typical of sociopaths.

>>>>>>
>>>>>> Takes one to know one! You and Pandora are delusional. You live in
>>>>>> your own little world that is called the onset of senile dementia.
>>>>>> Pandora has a nice little Miata so you attempt to copy her with a
>>>>>> stupid antique POS sports car you have to hurt your decrepit back
>>>>>> further working on. Then if you ever manage to get the POS running it
>>>>>> will cause you to be viewed as a laughing stock and an anachronism.
>>>>>> Some old fart going through a second childhood.
>>>>>

>>>>> I'm on my third or fourth childhood, Gweggles. Now kindly go fellate
>>>>> a syphilitic skunk.

>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Old ladies driving sports cars are HAWT. Old men in sports cars are
>>>>>> NAWT!
>>>>

>>>> Oh, I don't know about that. I *always* wave at guys in sports cars;
>>>> young, old, makes no difference. And mostly, they wave back. It's a
>>>> sports car thing.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Yah, but old fart guys have nothing with which to captivate the
>>> imagination.
>>
>> Oh, I don't know about that. *I* like to look at older men.

>>
>>> An older lady need only wear a short or slit skirt that shows some
>>> nicely toned and tanned thigh when the convertible top is down. Add a
>>> low-cut blouse and, ooh la la, even the younger men stare.
>>

>> They do indeed.

>>
>>> No man can resist a MILF!
>>

>> ?
>
>
>Google it! :-)

i'd have thought a gilf would be more you speed, gramps.



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"neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message

news:MPG.2c5cef84a...@news.altopia.com...
> In article <6orjvt....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...

> hmmn. you do realize that that is just one of his socks, right?


Negative, sarge! Unless {One of Four} is a girl there ain't no
way Kensi could be a {One of Four} sock. It's difficult for a man
to create a believable female sock. We men just can't act
irrationally and illogically enough to make it seem real.

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On Sat, 27 Jul 2013 13:28:49 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
the notion that:


>

Yeah, well it's obvious that Fakey is a faggot, so he could... shall we
say... pull it off.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
message news:6otmvi....@news.alt.net...

> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:
>> "neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.2c5cef84a...@news.altopia.com...
>> > In article <6orjvt....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...
>> >> "neon" <nu...@biz.niz> wrote in message
>> >> news:MPG.2c5cc625e...@news.altopia.com...
>> >> > In article <6ori9p....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fåke says...
>> >> >
>> >> >> > so, one auto-correct error is all you have? perhaps you will be
>> >> >> > joining
>> >> >> > fakey and assmaggot in the bozo bin.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I'd do anything to not have to share a Bozo Bin with the assmaggot!
>> >> >
>> >> > now, that is a proper attitude. i actually think fakey is prolly worse
>> >> > company. who wants to hand with a short fat d00d strutting around
>> >> > pretending to be interesting?
>> >>
>> >> I'd put up with for a year if only he'd get me ONE LITTLE date
>> >> with Professor Kensington. <lusts in his heart>
>> >
>> > hmmn. you do realize that that is just one of his socks, right?
>>
>> Negative, sarge! Unless {One of Four} is a girl there ain't no
>> way Kensi could be a {One of Four} sock. It's difficult for a man
>> to create a believable female sock. We men just can't act
>> irrationally and illogically enough to make it seem real.
>
> Yeah, well it's obvious that Fakey is a faggot, so he could... shall we
> say... pull it off.
>

Obsession with {One of Four}'s penis leading to gay erotic
speculation noted.

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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:

noting the noted noter noted the noting note as he noted that he was noting

[happy zombie jebus on the cross]

bollocks. fj did a good job of it a few years back when he did the belezebub troll.

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On Sat, 27 Jul 2013 14:15:53 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth

The only one here who said anything about a penis is you, Princess.