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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Feb 1, 2013, 5:50:40 PM2/1/13
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"shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in message news:XnsA159B2...@208.90.168.18...
> as nellie is clearly gonna marry fakey's left sock from teh way he has been
> humping it, i thought it only mannerly to throw an engagement party.
>
> i have decided to give them a fake trifle dish, for obvious reasons.
>
> respondez-vous, etc.
And Pandora can gift a fake sweater! She's got a
proven history of that already. LOL!
FYI, Kensi's a real woman. She's no sock. You sock
fetish Rubes are delusional, not to mention jealous
as hell because she's way more intelligent than you
are and accomplished, and productive, and the only
thing wrong with her is she's a feminist and a liberal.
But, I can probably wean her off those false beliefs
with a little patience, understanding and bondage
sessions.
--
Sir Gregory
> as nellie is clearly gonna marry fakey's left sock from teh way he has been
> humping it, i thought it only mannerly to throw an engagement party.
>
> i have decided to give them a fake trifle dish, for obvious reasons.
>
> respondez-vous, etc.
And Pandora can gift a fake sweater! She's got a
proven history of that already. LOL!
FYI, Kensi's a real woman. She's no sock. You sock
fetish Rubes are delusional, not to mention jealous
as hell because she's way more intelligent than you
are and accomplished, and productive, and the only
thing wrong with her is she's a feminist and a liberal.
But, I can probably wean her off those false beliefs
with a little patience, understanding and bondage
sessions.
--
Sir Gregory
Sox
Feb 1, 2013, 9:52:45 PM2/1/13
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"shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in message news:XnsA159B2...@208.90.168.18...
> as nellie is clearly gonna marry fakey's left sock from teh way he has
> been
> humping it, i thought it only mannerly to throw an engagement party.
>
> i have decided to give them a fake trifle dish, for obvious reasons.
>
> respondez-vous, etc.
>
> @}`-,-- *with bells & motley and a tinfoil tiara, G.N.O.M.E #1*
I have no doubt that your fake trifle dish will be a "meat pie".
<e-e-e-w-w-w-w-w>
Perhaps I should send him "real chocolate". Which one is the bride?
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�
Feb 4, 2013, 12:17:32 PM2/4/13
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"shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in
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>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote in
> news:6ae6d2....@news.alt.net:
>> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message
>
> liar.
>
> and who cares whether yer true love is has any independant existance
> apart from fakey? sox is as sox does, and she has never typed any
> independant thought as far as i can tell.
Then you sure don't read very well, Shiny. Dr. Kensington has
posted several long, scientific descriptions of the universe,
stars, planets, etc. Some idiot (Brain Rot) accused her of a
copy and paste job but I Googled the heck out of a paragraph
of her erudite, technical posting and there were NO MATCHES.
This means the good astrophysicist knows her astrophysics. She
obviously composed her post extemporaneously. And, it was
almost mistake-free, unlike your childish scrawls, Shiny. So, you
owe Ms. Kensington an apology. And, you owe me an apology
too for mean-mouthing my new and hawt main squeeze.
--
Sir Gregory
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>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote in
> news:6ae6d2....@news.alt.net:
>> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message
>> news:XnsA159B2...@208.90.168.18...
>>
>>> as nellie is clearly gonna marry fakey's left sock from teh way he
>>> has been humping it, i thought it only mannerly to throw an
>>> engagement party.
>>>
>>> i have decided to give them a fake trifle dish, for obvious reasons.
>>>
>>> respondez-vous, etc.
>>
>> And Pandora can<snip, like other thingies>
>>
>>> as nellie is clearly gonna marry fakey's left sock from teh way he
>>> has been humping it, i thought it only mannerly to throw an
>>> engagement party.
>>>
>>> i have decided to give them a fake trifle dish, for obvious reasons.
>>>
>>> respondez-vous, etc.
>>
>
> liar.
>
> and who cares whether yer true love is has any independant existance
> apart from fakey? sox is as sox does, and she has never typed any
> independant thought as far as i can tell.
Then you sure don't read very well, Shiny. Dr. Kensington has
posted several long, scientific descriptions of the universe,
stars, planets, etc. Some idiot (Brain Rot) accused her of a
copy and paste job but I Googled the heck out of a paragraph
of her erudite, technical posting and there were NO MATCHES.
This means the good astrophysicist knows her astrophysics. She
obviously composed her post extemporaneously. And, it was
almost mistake-free, unlike your childish scrawls, Shiny. So, you
owe Ms. Kensington an apology. And, you owe me an apology
too for mean-mouthing my new and hawt main squeeze.
--
Sir Gregory
Dick Stuckey
Feb 4, 2013, 3:33:51 PM2/4/13
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In article <6alg0f....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fï¿œke says...
>
> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in
> message news:XnsA15CDC...@208.90.168.18...
> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ" <greghall@home.fￜke> wrote in
> > news:6ae6d2....@news.alt.net:
> >> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in message
though, that you__ a mere layman, presume to critique her "almost
mistake-free" discussion. Who the fuck are you, but an unemployed
retard living on a boat without a working toilet. That's one step below
living in a trailer, for fuck's sake.
--
Dick Stuckey
>
> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in
> message news:XnsA15CDC...@208.90.168.18...
> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ" <greghall@home.fￜke> wrote in
> > news:6ae6d2....@news.alt.net:
> >> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in message
> >> news:XnsA159B2...@208.90.168.18...
> >>
> >>> as nellie is clearly gonna marry fakey's left sock from teh way he
> >>> has been humping it, i thought it only mannerly to throw an
> >>> engagement party.
> >>>
> >>> i have decided to give them a fake trifle dish, for obvious reasons.
> >>>
> >>> respondez-vous, etc.
> >>
> >> And Pandora can<snip, like other thingies>
> >
> > liar.
> >
> > and who cares whether yer true love is has any independant existance
> > apart from fakey? sox is as sox does, and she has never typed any
> > independant thought as far as i can tell.
>
> Then you sure don't read very well, Shiny. Dr. Kensington has
> posted several long, scientific descriptions of the universe,
> stars, planets, etc. Some idiot (Brain Rot) accused her of a
> copy and paste job but I Googled the heck out of a paragraph
> of her erudite, technical posting and there were NO MATCHES.
>
> This means the good astrophysicist knows her astrophysics. She
> obviously composed her post extemporaneously. And, it was
> almost mistake-free, unlike your childish scrawls, Shiny. So, you
> owe Ms. Kensington an apology. And, you owe me an apology
> too for mean-mouthing my new and hawt main squeeze.
Of course Kensi's a real person. That's obvious. I find it funny
> >>
> >>> as nellie is clearly gonna marry fakey's left sock from teh way he
> >>> has been humping it, i thought it only mannerly to throw an
> >>> engagement party.
> >>>
> >>> i have decided to give them a fake trifle dish, for obvious reasons.
> >>>
> >>> respondez-vous, etc.
> >>
> >> And Pandora can<snip, like other thingies>
> >
> > liar.
> >
> > and who cares whether yer true love is has any independant existance
> > apart from fakey? sox is as sox does, and she has never typed any
> > independant thought as far as i can tell.
>
> Then you sure don't read very well, Shiny. Dr. Kensington has
> posted several long, scientific descriptions of the universe,
> stars, planets, etc. Some idiot (Brain Rot) accused her of a
> copy and paste job but I Googled the heck out of a paragraph
> of her erudite, technical posting and there were NO MATCHES.
>
> This means the good astrophysicist knows her astrophysics. She
> obviously composed her post extemporaneously. And, it was
> almost mistake-free, unlike your childish scrawls, Shiny. So, you
> owe Ms. Kensington an apology. And, you owe me an apology
> too for mean-mouthing my new and hawt main squeeze.
though, that you__ a mere layman, presume to critique her "almost
mistake-free" discussion. Who the fuck are you, but an unemployed
retard living on a boat without a working toilet. That's one step below
living in a trailer, for fuck's sake.
--
Dick Stuckey
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�
Feb 4, 2013, 3:53:55 PM2/4/13
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"shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in
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> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in news:MPG.2b79d7285b6def6989791
> @news.eternal-september.org:
>> In article <6alg0f....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.f�ke says...
>>> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in
>>> message news:XnsA15CDC...@208.90.168.18...
>>> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote in
>>> > news:6ae6d2....@news.alt.net:
>>> >> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message
> mayhaps we should all chip in and get him a tent. *giggle!*
You could use a new tent, fatty. Upgrade your wardrobe, ya know . . .
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Sir Gregory
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> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in news:MPG.2b79d7285b6def6989791
> @news.eternal-september.org:
>> In article <6alg0f....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.f�ke says...
>>> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in
>>> message news:XnsA15CDC...@208.90.168.18...
>>> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote in
>>> > news:6ae6d2....@news.alt.net:
>>> >> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message
You could use a new tent, fatty. Upgrade your wardrobe, ya know . . .
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Sir Gregory
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�
Feb 4, 2013, 3:55:46 PM2/4/13
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"Dick Stuckey" <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in message
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[trimmage of foamage]
> Of course Kensi's a real person. That's obvious. I find it funny
> though, that you__ a mere layman, presume to critique her "almost
> mistake-free" discussion. Who the fuck are you, but an unemployed
> retard living on a boat without a working toilet. That's one step below
> living in a trailer, for fuck's sake.
Hey, stupid, I don't live *on* a boat any more than you live *on*
a house. Must be awful to have cornpone for brains.
--
Sir Gregory
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[trimmage of foamage]
> Of course Kensi's a real person. That's obvious. I find it funny
> though, that you__ a mere layman, presume to critique her "almost
> mistake-free" discussion. Who the fuck are you, but an unemployed
> retard living on a boat without a working toilet. That's one step below
> living in a trailer, for fuck's sake.
a house. Must be awful to have cornpone for brains.
--
Sir Gregory
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�
Feb 4, 2013, 3:59:07 PM2/4/13
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"shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in
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> i don't read usenet kooks. neeners.
LOL! You're obviously jealous of the good doctor of philosophy.
( I wonder, though, why they don't have a doctor of science for
scientists??)
Did you, Evelyn, even graduate from the eighth grade?
--
Sir Gregory
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>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote in
> news:6alg0f....@news.alt.net:
LOL! You're obviously jealous of the good doctor of philosophy.
( I wonder, though, why they don't have a doctor of science for
scientists??)
Did you, Evelyn, even graduate from the eighth grade?
--
Sir Gregory
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�
Feb 4, 2013, 5:58:02 PM2/4/13
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"shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in
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> i do not know anybody named evelyn. tis not the only mistake in yer
> unusually short response.
6th grade, then?
You sound like an Evelyn. At any rate it's better than *shiny* so
I'll continue to call you Evelyn.
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>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote in
> news:6alt00....@news.alt.net:
> unusually short response.
6th grade, then?
You sound like an Evelyn. At any rate it's better than *shiny* so
I'll continue to call you Evelyn.
Dick Stuckey
Feb 4, 2013, 7:40:01 PM2/4/13
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In article <6alt00....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fï¿œke says...
>
> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in
> message news:XnsA15DA0...@208.90.168.18...
> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ" <greghall@home.fￜke> wrote in
> > news:6alg0f....@news.alt.net:
> >> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in
> >> message news:XnsA15CDC...@208.90.168.18...
> >>>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ" <greghall@home.fￜke> wrote in
> >>> news:6ae6d2....@news.alt.net:
> >>>> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in message
Who's Evelyn? Is she Checkmate, Paul Derbyshire, and Bit Rot too?
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> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in
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> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ" <greghall@home.fￜke> wrote in
> > news:6alg0f....@news.alt.net:
> >> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in
> >> message news:XnsA15CDC...@208.90.168.18...
> >>>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ" <greghall@home.fￜke> wrote in
> >>> news:6ae6d2....@news.alt.net:
> >>>> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in message
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Dick Stuckey
Feb 4, 2013, 7:45:32 PM2/4/13
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In article <6alspm....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fï¿œke says...
When you're on the deck, you live "on" a boat. When you're below the
deck, you live "in" the water. When that tub starts leaking, you'll live
"under" the water.
<snicker>
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Dick Stuckey
deck, you live "in" the water. When that tub starts leaking, you'll live
"under" the water.
<snicker>
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Dick Stuckey
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Feb 4, 2013, 8:41:56 PM2/4/13
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shiny wrote:
> Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> news:kepm4h$v1i$2...@dont-email.me:
>
>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:34:04 +0000, Brain Rot wrote:
>>
>>> news from Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn>:
>>>
>>> "By examining the aioe.org Innreport logs, I was able to show a
>>> clear path between the IP address 76.65.37.159, your 'kensi' and
>>> 'thoolen' sockpuppets, and you on March 1, 2012 - and another path
>>> on July 3, 2012 from you, to the IP address 76.65.46.53, and to
>>> your other aioe sockspuppets , including 'kensi'. Not merely one
>>> path - but TWO DISCRETE PATHS. They're still in the same range
>>> allocated to Sympatico, and the Radius logs held by Sympatico will
>>> connect those IPs to your account." Message-ID:
>>> <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>
>>>
>>> <smirk>
>>
>> So, you *still* have not grasped the concept of dynamic IPs? Public
>> WiFi? NAT routers? Tor and other IP proxies? Someone having the same
>> IP as someone else once had not being meaningful to anyone but
>> paranoid kooks heavily into TCP numerology as a form of mystic
>> divination?
>>
>> Even though several people have explained these basic concepts to you
>> several times?
>>
>>> Now, f<SLAP!>
>>
>> Go read up on TCP/IP networking basics, then get back to us when you
>> have an education, kook.
>
> who the fuck actually cares, right-sock?
sock this baby
> Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> news:kepm4h$v1i$2...@dont-email.me:
>
>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:34:04 +0000, Brain Rot wrote:
>>
>>> news from Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn>:
>>>>
>>>> Of course Kensi's a real person. That's obvious.
>>>
>>> YHBT ...Dick.
>>>> Of course Kensi's a real person. That's obvious.
>>>
>>>
>>> "By examining the aioe.org Innreport logs, I was able to show a
>>> clear path between the IP address 76.65.37.159, your 'kensi' and
>>> 'thoolen' sockpuppets, and you on March 1, 2012 - and another path
>>> on July 3, 2012 from you, to the IP address 76.65.46.53, and to
>>> your other aioe sockspuppets , including 'kensi'. Not merely one
>>> path - but TWO DISCRETE PATHS. They're still in the same range
>>> allocated to Sympatico, and the Radius logs held by Sympatico will
>>> connect those IPs to your account." Message-ID:
>>> <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>
>>>
>>> <smirk>
>>
>> So, you *still* have not grasped the concept of dynamic IPs? Public
>> WiFi? NAT routers? Tor and other IP proxies? Someone having the same
>> IP as someone else once had not being meaningful to anyone but
>> paranoid kooks heavily into TCP numerology as a form of mystic
>> divination?
>>
>> Even though several people have explained these basic concepts to you
>> several times?
>>
>>> Now, f<SLAP!>
>>
>> Go read up on TCP/IP networking basics, then get back to us when you
>> have an education, kook.
>
> who the fuck actually cares, right-sock?
sock this baby
Dick Stuckey
Feb 4, 2013, 11:47:02 PM2/4/13
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In article <XnsA15DD0...@208.90.168.18>, a@b.ￜ says...
> no, tis not my turn to be checkmate. currently i am shiny, ï¿œu, kachina,
> neon, and shiny neon confettibritches. yerself?
All you have to do is 'gay up a thread' and you can be Checkmate. If you
sign off with a <snicker> you can be Paul Derbyshire. Otherwise, you
have to be Bit Rot.
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Dick Stuckey
>
> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in
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> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in
> neon, and shiny neon confettibritches. yerself?
All you have to do is 'gay up a thread' and you can be Checkmate. If you
sign off with a <snicker> you can be Paul Derbyshire. Otherwise, you
have to be Bit Rot.
--
Dick Stuckey
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�
Feb 5, 2013, 1:54:02 PM2/5/13
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"shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message news:XnsA15DD0...@208.90.168.18...
>
> no, tis not my turn to be checkmate. currently i am shiny, �u,
You misspelled *kuntchina*
>
> no, tis not my turn to be checkmate. currently i am shiny, �u,
> kachina, neon, and shiny neon confettibritches. yerself?
^^^^^^^^
You misspelled *kuntchina*
Dick Stuckey
Feb 5, 2013, 2:06:05 PM2/5/13
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In article <6aoa1f....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.fï¿œke says...
>
> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in message news:XnsA15DD0...@208.90.168.18...
>
> >
> > no, tis not my turn to be checkmate. currently i am shiny, ï¿œu,
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>
> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in message news:XnsA15DD0...@208.90.168.18...
>
> >
> > no, tis not my turn to be checkmate. currently i am shiny, ï¿œu,
> > kachina, neon, and shiny neon confettibritches. yerself?
> ^^^^^^^^
>
> You misspelled *kuntchina*
How vulgar.
> ^^^^^^^^
>
> You misspelled *kuntchina*
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Dick Stuckey
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�
Feb 5, 2013, 2:09:23 PM2/5/13
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> In article <6aoa1f....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.f�ke says...
>>
>> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message news:XnsA15DD0...@208.90.168.18...
>>
>> >
>> > no, tis not my turn to be checkmate. currently i am shiny, �u,
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news:MPG.2b7b141b2...@news.eternal-september.org...
> In article <6aoa1f....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.f�ke says...
>>
>> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message news:XnsA15DD0...@208.90.168.18...
>>
>> >
>> > no, tis not my turn to be checkmate. currently i am shiny, �u,
>> > kachina, neon, and shiny neon confettibritches. yerself?
>> ^^^^^^^^
>>
>> You misspelled *kuntchina*
>
> How vulgar.
True, kunts are, indeed, vulgar.
>> ^^^^^^^^
>>
>> You misspelled *kuntchina*
>
> How vulgar.
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Dick Stuckey
Feb 7, 2013, 12:48:19 PM2/7/13
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In article <XnsA16080...@208.90.168.18>, a@b.ￜ says...
> whose turn is it to be you?
Apparently noone wants to be me. At least not yet.
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Dick Stuckey
>
> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in
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> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in
Apparently noone wants to be me. At least not yet.
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�
Feb 7, 2013, 1:42:10 PM2/7/13
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"shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message news:XnsA16084...@208.90.168.18...
>
>> In article <6ap4r5....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.f�ke says...
>>>
>>> "Lamey" <FN...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:gpf3h8lros4ua2j54...@4ax.com...
>>> > On Wed, 6 Feb 2013 00:40:03 +0000 (UTC), shiny <a@b.�> wrote:
>>>
>>> [trim]
>>>
>>> >>i'm much more likely to listen to you than fakey and his stinky
>>> >> socks, mostly because they are evil.
>>> >
>>> > Um, I was told you could make me some knitted socks?
>>>
>>> If Evelyn is anything like Pandora I wouldn't hold my breath.
>>
>> Who's Evelyn?
>
> nellie's fantasy.
Face it, the name Evelyn sounds old-fashioned, rather prudish, dull,
uninspired, unimaginative, plain, rather lost and quite confused.
It's a perfect fit!!!!!!
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Sir Gregory
> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in
> news:MPG.2b7b9d25d...@news.eternal-september.org:
>
>> In article <6ap4r5....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.f�ke says...
>>>
>>> "Lamey" <FN...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:gpf3h8lros4ua2j54...@4ax.com...
>>> > On Wed, 6 Feb 2013 00:40:03 +0000 (UTC), shiny <a@b.�> wrote:
>>>
>>> [trim]
>>>
>>> >>i'm much more likely to listen to you than fakey and his stinky
>>> >> socks, mostly because they are evil.
>>> >
>>> > Um, I was told you could make me some knitted socks?
>>>
>>> If Evelyn is anything like Pandora I wouldn't hold my breath.
>>
>> Who's Evelyn?
>
> nellie's fantasy.
Face it, the name Evelyn sounds old-fashioned, rather prudish, dull,
uninspired, unimaginative, plain, rather lost and quite confused.
It's a perfect fit!!!!!!
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Sir Gregory
Lamey
Feb 7, 2013, 8:01:40 PM2/7/13
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On Thu, 7 Feb 2013 18:04:23 +0000 (UTC), shiny <a@b.�> wrote:
>Lamey <FN...@invalid.invalid> wrote in
>news:qnf3h89gigbigpdn6...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 5 Feb 2013 15:55:44 -0600, Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <kersmq$pnm$1...@dont-email.me>, bit...@aukhistory.org says...
>>>>
>>>> news from kensEAMUS MacDerbyshitter <CnotM Seamus>:
>>>> >that garbage about Innreport logs in the first place, kOok.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oh you care Paul you care bigtime.
>>>> Had AB not gutted your play,
>>>> all your current "derbyshire defense"
>>>> wouldn't be necessary now would they cupcake.
>>>>
>>>> You add up all your hours of denial,
>>>> the math is easy. AB pwns years of your useless life.
>>>>
>>>> ~~
>>>> From: This account has been banned because it violated the Google
>>>> Groups Terms Of Use
>>>> Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2012
>>>> Message-ID: <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>
>>>> [trim to the gutting]
>>>> "But before I identified those 13 core socks which you used in 2008
>>>> to look like the stupidest sockpuppeteering coward on the planet, I
>>>> posted MID <ETnSr.75582$FV6.67...@newsfe05.iad> - in which I
>>>> outlined two completely different paths to arrive back to the same
>>>> source - specifically you, Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario.
>>>> addresses are different, since you'd reset the modem many times
>>>> between March and July.
>>>>
>>>> But they're still in the same range allocated to Sympatico, and the
>>>
>>>Hi Checkmate
>>
>> Hi Birdtribe.
>>
>> <now you gotta go way back to know that nym>
>>
>
>does that mean he's a chikken?
Don't know. Bird goes way back to the early 90s.
>Lamey <FN...@invalid.invalid> wrote in
>news:qnf3h89gigbigpdn6...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 5 Feb 2013 15:55:44 -0600, Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <kersmq$pnm$1...@dont-email.me>, bit...@aukhistory.org says...
>>>>
>>>> news from kensEAMUS MacDerbyshitter <CnotM Seamus>:
>>>> Bit Rot wrote:
>>>> >>>>> "By examining the aioe.org Innreport logs, I was able to show
>>>> >>>>> a clear path between the IP address 76.65.37.159, your 'kensi'
>>>> >>>>> and 'thoolen' sockpuppets, and you on March 1, 2012 - and
>>>> >>>>> another path on July 3, 2012 from you, to the IP address
>>>> >>>>> 76.65.46.53, and to your other aioe sockspuppets , including
>>>> >>>>> 'kensi'. Not merely one path - but TWO DISCRETE PATHS.
>>>> >>>>> They're still in the same range allocated to Sympatico, and
>>>> >>>>> the Radius logs held by Sympatico will connect those
>>>> >>>>> IPs to your account." Message-ID:
>>>> >>>>> <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>> <smirk>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >
>>>> >Obviously, you care, Shit Rot. You're the one who keeps posting all
>>>> >>>>> "By examining the aioe.org Innreport logs, I was able to show
>>>> >>>>> a clear path between the IP address 76.65.37.159, your 'kensi'
>>>> >>>>> and 'thoolen' sockpuppets, and you on March 1, 2012 - and
>>>> >>>>> another path on July 3, 2012 from you, to the IP address
>>>> >>>>> 76.65.46.53, and to your other aioe sockspuppets , including
>>>> >>>>> 'kensi'. Not merely one path - but TWO DISCRETE PATHS.
>>>> >>>>> They're still in the same range allocated to Sympatico, and
>>>> >>>>> the Radius logs held by Sympatico will connect those
>>>> >>>>> IPs to your account." Message-ID:
>>>> >>>>> <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>> <smirk>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >
>>>> >that garbage about Innreport logs in the first place, kOok.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oh you care Paul you care bigtime.
>>>> Had AB not gutted your play,
>>>> all your current "derbyshire defense"
>>>> wouldn't be necessary now would they cupcake.
>>>>
>>>> You add up all your hours of denial,
>>>> the math is easy. AB pwns years of your useless life.
>>>>
>>>> ~~
>>>> From: This account has been banned because it violated the Google
>>>> Groups Terms Of Use
>>>> Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2012
>>>> Message-ID: <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>
>>>> [trim to the gutting]
>>>> "But before I identified those 13 core socks which you used in 2008
>>>> to look like the stupidest sockpuppeteering coward on the planet, I
>>>> posted MID <ETnSr.75582$FV6.67...@newsfe05.iad> - in which I
>>>> outlined two completely different paths to arrive back to the same
>>>> source - specifically you, Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario.
>>>>
>>>> By examining the aioe.org Innreport logs, I was able to show a clear
>>>> path between the IP address 76.65.37.159, your 'kensi' and 'thoolen'
>>>> sockpuppets, and you on March 1, 2012 - and another path on July 3,
>>>> 2012 from you, to the IP address 76.65.46.53, and to your other
>>>> aioe sockspuppets , including 'kensi'.
>>>>
>>>> Not merely one path - but TWO DISCRETE PATHS. Of course the IP
>>>> By examining the aioe.org Innreport logs, I was able to show a clear
>>>> path between the IP address 76.65.37.159, your 'kensi' and 'thoolen'
>>>> sockpuppets, and you on March 1, 2012 - and another path on July 3,
>>>> 2012 from you, to the IP address 76.65.46.53, and to your other
>>>> aioe sockspuppets , including 'kensi'.
>>>>
>>>> addresses are different, since you'd reset the modem many times
>>>> between March and July.
>>>>
>>>> But they're still in the same range allocated to Sympatico, and the
>>>> Radius logs held by Sympatico will connect those IPs to your
>>>> account. "
>>>>
>>>> -eof-
>>>> account. "
>>>>
>>>
>>>Hi Checkmate
>>
>> Hi Birdtribe.
>>
>> <now you gotta go way back to know that nym>
>>
>
>does that mean he's a chikken?
Don't know. Bird goes way back to the early 90s.
%
Feb 7, 2013, 8:13:45 PM2/7/13
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Lamey wrote:
wow
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Dick Stuckey
Feb 7, 2013, 8:50:34 PM2/7/13
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In article <XnsA160D2...@208.90.168.18>, a@b.ￜ says...
>
> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in news:MPG.2b7da4e1e33836109897e5
> @news.eternal-september.org:
> tis a shame. mayhaps you should ask for volunteers?
I don't think anyone else wants to be a Dick. At least not in name. One
of the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wranglers seems to be a bit of a dick
though. I won't say which one.
--
Dick Stuckey
>
> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in news:MPG.2b7da4e1e33836109897e5
> @news.eternal-september.org:
I don't think anyone else wants to be a Dick. At least not in name. One
of the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wranglers seems to be a bit of a dick
though. I won't say which one.
--
Dick Stuckey
Lamey
Feb 7, 2013, 9:09:31 PM2/7/13
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On Fri, 8 Feb 2013 01:43:44 +0000 (UTC), shiny <a@b.�> wrote:
>Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in news:MPG.2b7da4e1e33836109897e5
>@news.eternal-september.org:
>
>> In article <XnsA16080...@208.90.168.18>, a@b.� says...
>Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in news:MPG.2b7da4e1e33836109897e5
>@news.eternal-september.org:
>
>>>
>>> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in
>>> news:MPG.2b7a4abf5...@news.eternal-september.org:
>>>
>>> > In article <XnsA15DD0...@208.90.168.18>, a@b.� says...
>>> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in
>>> news:MPG.2b7a4abf5...@news.eternal-september.org:
>>>
>>> >>
>>> >> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in
>>> >> news:MPG.2b7a10dd3...@news.eternal-september.org:
>>> >>
>>> >> > In article <6alt00....@news.alt.net>, greghall@home.f�ke
>>> >> Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote in
>>> >> news:MPG.2b7a10dd3...@news.eternal-september.org:
>>> >>
>>> >> > says...
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in
>>> >> >> message news:XnsA15DA0...@208.90.168.18...
>>> >> >> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote in
>>> >> >> > news:6alg0f....@news.alt.net:
>>> >> >> >> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in
>>> >> >> >> message news:XnsA15CDC...@208.90.168.18...
>>> >> >> >>>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote in
>>> >> >> >>> news:6ae6d2....@news.alt.net:
>>> >> >> >>>> "shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message
>>> >> kachina, neon, and shiny neon confettibritches. yerself?
>>> >
>>> > All you have to do is 'gay up a thread' and you can be Checkmate.
>If
>>> > you sign off with a <snicker> you can be Paul Derbyshire.
>Otherwise,
>>> > you have to be Bit Rot.
>>> >
>>>
>>> whose turn is it to be you?
>>
>> Apparently noone wants to be me. At least not yet.
>>
>
>>> >
>>> > All you have to do is 'gay up a thread' and you can be Checkmate.
>If
>>> > you sign off with a <snicker> you can be Paul Derbyshire.
>Otherwise,
>>> > you have to be Bit Rot.
>>> >
>>>
>>> whose turn is it to be you?
>>
>> Apparently noone wants to be me. At least not yet.
>>
>
>tis a shame. mayhaps you should ask for volunteers?
Stay tuned.
Nadegda
Feb 7, 2013, 10:37:12 PM2/7/13
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On Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:03:44 +0000, shiny wrote:
> Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote in news:keuau5$7nn$14@dont-
> email.me:
>
>> news from shiny <a@b.ç>:
>>>Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote in
>>>news:kersmq$pnm$1...@dont-email.me:
>> "evil is another word for stupidity"
>> so they must be very evil .
>>
>>
>>>--
>>>@}`-,-- *with bells & motley and a tinfoil tiara, G.N.O.M.E #1*
>>
>>
>>
> tying to do deliberate real-life harm to folks because they kick your
> ass in a game of words is evil.
Then why did you support Fred Hall, kook? Even though Fred Hall wrote
things like this:
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134838461500
Yeah, that was him posting the RL details (or claiming to; he failed to
actually prove that Sullivan and DAVE TV were the same person, running
away when challenged to do so) of a poster here.
That's the exact same behavior you claim you don't like about Phoenix.
However, Phoenix only does that to people like Hall, and his
cheerleaders; by contrast, Hall presented no evidence of DAVE TV being,
at the present time, anything but a harmless guy occasionally posting in
auk.
> Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote in news:keuau5$7nn$14@dont-
> email.me:
>
>> news from shiny <a@b.ç>:
>>>Bit <bit...@aukhistory.org> Rot wrote in
>>>news:kersmq$pnm$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>i'm much more likely to listen to you than fakey and his stinky socks,
>>>mostly because they are evil.
>>
>> Well my dear old gramma used to say
>>>mostly because they are evil.
>>
>> "evil is another word for stupidity"
>> so they must be very evil .
>>
>>
>>>--
>>>@}`-,-- *with bells & motley and a tinfoil tiara, G.N.O.M.E #1*
>>
>>
>>
> tying to do deliberate real-life harm to folks because they kick your
> ass in a game of words is evil.
Then why did you support Fred Hall, kook? Even though Fred Hall wrote
things like this:
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134838461500
Yeah, that was him posting the RL details (or claiming to; he failed to
actually prove that Sullivan and DAVE TV were the same person, running
away when challenged to do so) of a poster here.
That's the exact same behavior you claim you don't like about Phoenix.
However, Phoenix only does that to people like Hall, and his
cheerleaders; by contrast, Hall presented no evidence of DAVE TV being,
at the present time, anything but a harmless guy occasionally posting in
auk.
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 8, 2013, 12:26:24 AM2/8/13
to
Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA16084...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in news:kesps7$vgo$4@newsfeed.x-
> privat.org:
>
>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA15EC8...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
>> write:
>>
>>> Bit Rot The DonkeyFelcher <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in
>>> news:kersmq$pnm$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>
>>>> news from kensi:
>> Then yer an idiot.
>>
>> <snicker>
>>
>
> your usual sig is enough for me.
Links to the January 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot are evil?
You *are* delusional, aren'cha?
<snicker>
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
January 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:
Message-ID: <keha3n$uap$1...@news.albasani.net>
http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/Yqqcfq4R/official-january-2013-ko0k-awards-voting-ballot-avenge-aaron-swartz-bobo-nomination-also-includes#post1
http://narkive.com/Yqqcfq4R
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.free.newsservers/browse_thread/thread/3aa693834b23e88b/e3f2f94b40d2cd71?hl=en&q=#e3f2f94b40d2cd71
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.free.newsservers/msg/e3f2f94b40d2cd71
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Ckeha3n%24uap%241%40news.albasani.net%3E
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135975551600
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA16084...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in news:kesps7$vgo$4@newsfeed.x-
> privat.org:
>
>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA15EC8...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
>> write:
>>
>>> Bit Rot The DonkeyFelcher <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in
>>> news:kersmq$pnm$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>
>>>> news from kensi:
>>
>>> mostly because they are evil.
>>
>> Proof?
>>> mostly because they are evil.
>>
>>
>> <snicker>
>>
>
> your usual sig is enough for me.
Links to the January 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot are evil?
You *are* delusional, aren'cha?
<snicker>
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
January 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:
Message-ID: <keha3n$uap$1...@news.albasani.net>
http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/Yqqcfq4R/official-january-2013-ko0k-awards-voting-ballot-avenge-aaron-swartz-bobo-nomination-also-includes#post1
http://narkive.com/Yqqcfq4R
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.free.newsservers/browse_thread/thread/3aa693834b23e88b/e3f2f94b40d2cd71?hl=en&q=#e3f2f94b40d2cd71
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.free.newsservers/msg/e3f2f94b40d2cd71
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Ckeha3n%24uap%241%40news.albasani.net%3E
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135975551600
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�
Feb 8, 2013, 9:29:33 AM2/8/13
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"shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message
news:XnsA160D2...@208.90.168.18...
>
> tis a shame. mayhaps you should ask for volunteers?
--
Sir Gregory
ah
Feb 9, 2013, 7:48:12 AM2/9/13
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 10, 2013, 7:30:41 PM2/10/13
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
ah, in <news:5116458d$0$7530$c3e8da3$12bc...@news.astraweb.com> did
She so fat you've got to defend her twice?
Message-ID: <5116455d$0$7530$c3e8da3$12bc...@news.astraweb.com>
Message-ID: <5116458d$0$7530$c3e8da3$12bc...@news.astraweb.com>
What's with the added froups in the second identical reply? Don't you
know that the consensus amongst you kooks now is that adding
irrelevant froups is kooky? Just ask Kunt and DonkeyFelcher.
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 11, 2013, 10:18:16 PM2/11/13
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA164B2...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
> news:kf9e3g$lkk$6...@newsfeed.x-privat.org:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
> fakey.
Ah, you *can* waddle to your own defense. So... under 600 pounds then?
<snicker>
> speaking for myself only, i really don't care what the consensus is with
> anybody or any group. unlike yourself, i think for myself.
And yet you can't read for comprehension. How could you possibly think
for yourself when you can't grok even the simplest of sentences. It's
*your* side who's made the consensus, shiny netkkkop.
> froops added.
Kook.
<snicker>
> oh, and a nanny nanny boo boo, too.
Phhhhht. :p
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 12, 2013, 8:03:25 AM2/12/13
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA165B...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
> news:kfcc9l$n2k$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
interstate highway truck weighing station recently to get weighed?
>> <snicker>
<snicker>
>>> speaking for myself only, i really don't care what the consensus is
>>> with anybody or any group. unlike yourself, i think for myself.
>>
>> And yet you can't read for comprehension. How could you possibly think
>> for yourself when you can't grok even the simplest of sentences. It's
>> *your* side who's made the consensus, shiny netkkkop.
>>
>>> froops added.
>>
>> Kook.
>>
>> <snicker>
>>
>>> oh, and a nanny nanny boo boo, too.
>>
>> Phhhhht. :p
>>
>> <snicker>
>>
>
Admission noted. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to
solving that problem.
<snicker>
> we are all kooks,
No, it's just you.
<snicker>
> floating on the sinking usenet ship, midget.
Imagine that, a 6'3" 'midget'... you *are* a delusional one, aren'cha?
> silly stoopid netkkkop.
Sez the kook who goes around demanding that people not post in "her"
unmoderated froup. Yer nickname is 'shiny netkkkop' for a reason,
nutbar.
> i spe<SMACKAKOOK!>
That's about enough out of you. Shut yer slobbering gob, kook.
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Nadegda
Feb 12, 2013, 7:01:02 PM2/12/13
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On Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:03:46 +0000, Sn!pe wrote:
> Howard Hughes in Chine Blue suede shoes, <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> > > > > of course ima kook. we are all kooks, floating on the sinking
>> > > > > usenet ship, midget.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > silly stoopid netkkkop. i speak only for myself, only represent
>> > > > > myself. unlike you and yer troupe of marionettes.
>> > > >
>> > > > I read that as "Tr!pe of marionettes". <G>
>> > >
>> > > The Jack Tripper of marionettes.
>> >
>> > I have a tr!ck!t to r!de.
>>
>> Sexy Snipie.
>
> And your b!rd can sing.
That's not "singing". I believe the technical term for what it's doing is
"pining for the fjords".
<snicker>
> Howard Hughes in Chine Blue suede shoes, <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> > > > > of course ima kook. we are all kooks, floating on the sinking
>> > > > > usenet ship, midget.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > silly stoopid netkkkop. i speak only for myself, only represent
>> > > > > myself. unlike you and yer troupe of marionettes.
>> > > >
>> > > > I read that as "Tr!pe of marionettes". <G>
>> > >
>> > > The Jack Tripper of marionettes.
>> >
>> > I have a tr!ck!t to r!de.
>>
>> Sexy Snipie.
>
> And your b!rd can sing.
That's not "singing". I believe the technical term for what it's doing is
"pining for the fjords".
<snicker>
ah
Feb 12, 2013, 8:03:18 PM2/12/13
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On 2/9/13 11:57 PM, shiny wrote:
> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:5116458d$0$7530$c3e8da3$12bc...@news.astraweb.com:
> like i said, "usual" sig. these folks don't speak the language very well,
> mr. ah.
No surprise there, really.
> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:5116458d$0$7530$c3e8da3$12bc...@news.astraweb.com:
> mr. ah.
No surprise there, really.
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Checkmate 2.0
Feb 13, 2013, 2:17:29 AM2/13/13
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!
Check out what Sn!pe just said:
>
> Howard Hughes in Chine Blue suede shoes, <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> [...]
> > Want a commitment
> > From inside the zoo
> > Say hey birdbrain why be sly
> > Tell me how a rockbird can learn to fly
> > Hello Joe whadooya konw
> > I just got back from the animal show
> > I left my history teacher
> > Sitting in the bleachers
> > And got back in time to see the second
> > Half of creature features
> > CHORUS
> > Rockbird pretty boy
> > Rockbird pretty boy
> > Fast as light
> > Rockbird pretty boy
> > Rockbird pretty boy
> > Meteorite
> > Back at the compound they start to get up
> > Looking at the bottom
> > Of an empty cup
> > Say hey they got the tropics
> > With the migratory
> > Back to basics a tweedle dee dee
> > REPEAT CHORUS
> > Got to get a go-go get me outa this cage
> > Birdland dancing is all the rage
> > Gotta get me up there for a bird`s eye view
> > It?s bird walking weather
> > See ya back at the zoo.
>
> I recognise that, it's Ode To AUK, ain't it?
> That would make a great froup anthem.
In the meantime, the wind played a dreadful cantata...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrthE_waCV8
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ￜ 2013
all rights reserved
I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU
Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________
"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."
Uncle Steve
Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________
"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"
Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix
Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1...@news.mixmin.net>
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"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"
Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson
Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________
"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."
-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________
"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"
-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
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Checkmate!
Check out what Sn!pe just said:
>
> Howard Hughes in Chine Blue suede shoes, <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> > > > > > > > of course ima kook. we are all kooks, floating on the
> > > > > > > > sinking usenet ship, midget.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > silly stoopid netkkkop. i speak only for myself, only represent
> > > > > > > > myself. unlike you and yer troupe of marionettes.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I read that as "Tr!pe of marionettes". <G>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Jack Tripper of marionettes.
> > > > >
> > > > > I have a tr!ck!t to r!de.
> > > >
> > > > Sexy Snipie.
> > >
> > > And your b!rd can sing.
> >
> > Some said the Jaybird to the Cockatoo
> > > > > > > > of course ima kook. we are all kooks, floating on the
> > > > > > > > sinking usenet ship, midget.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > silly stoopid netkkkop. i speak only for myself, only represent
> > > > > > > > myself. unlike you and yer troupe of marionettes.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I read that as "Tr!pe of marionettes". <G>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Jack Tripper of marionettes.
> > > > >
> > > > > I have a tr!ck!t to r!de.
> > > >
> > > > Sexy Snipie.
> > >
> > > And your b!rd can sing.
> >
> > Want a commitment
> > From inside the zoo
> > Say hey birdbrain why be sly
> > Tell me how a rockbird can learn to fly
> > Hello Joe whadooya konw
> > I just got back from the animal show
> > I left my history teacher
> > Sitting in the bleachers
> > And got back in time to see the second
> > Half of creature features
> > CHORUS
> > Rockbird pretty boy
> > Rockbird pretty boy
> > Fast as light
> > Rockbird pretty boy
> > Rockbird pretty boy
> > Meteorite
> > Back at the compound they start to get up
> > Looking at the bottom
> > Of an empty cup
> > Say hey they got the tropics
> > With the migratory
> > Back to basics a tweedle dee dee
> > REPEAT CHORUS
> > Got to get a go-go get me outa this cage
> > Birdland dancing is all the rage
> > Gotta get me up there for a bird`s eye view
> > It?s bird walking weather
> > See ya back at the zoo.
>
> I recognise that, it's Ode To AUK, ain't it?
> That would make a great froup anthem.
In the meantime, the wind played a dreadful cantata...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrthE_waCV8
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ￜ 2013
all rights reserved
I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU
Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________
"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."
Uncle Steve
Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________
"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"
Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix
Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________
"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"
Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson
Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________
"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."
-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________
"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"
-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
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Lamey the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Feb 13, 2013, 7:32:30 AM2/13/13
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On Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:13:21 +0000, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe)
wrote:
>Checkmate 2.0 <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
>> > I recognise that, it's Ode To AUK, ain't it?
>> > That would make a great froup anthem.
>>
>> In the meantime, the wind played a dreadful cantata...
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrthE_waCV8
>
>What do you call a dog with wings?...
Linda McCartney
wrote:
>Checkmate 2.0 <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
>> > I recognise that, it's Ode To AUK, ain't it?
>> > That would make a great froup anthem.
>>
>> In the meantime, the wind played a dreadful cantata...
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrthE_waCV8
>
Linda McCartney
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Dick Stuckey
Feb 13, 2013, 10:59:09 AM2/13/13
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In article <gu1nh8t2ba6i8748l...@4ax.com>,
inv...@invalid.invalid says...
BOOOO!
She seemed like a really sweet person.
--
Dick Stuckey
inv...@invalid.invalid says...
She seemed like a really sweet person.
--
Dick Stuckey
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Mandraktophiles
Feb 15, 2013, 12:07:36 AM2/15/13
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> news:511ae656$0$52330$c3e8da3$92d0...@news.astraweb.com:
> tis funny how often they argue with me about things i didn't say.
>
> tis good to talk to you though. as i have said, yer nice.
>
kensi talks more than you do. That's why I haven't been around.
--
If I told you once I told you a thousand times.
>
> tis good to talk to you though. as i have said, yer nice.
>
kensi talks more than you do. That's why I haven't been around.
--
If I told you once I told you a thousand times.
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 15, 2013, 12:37:45 AM2/15/13
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA167DD...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in news:kfdeiq$3hm$4@newsfeed.x-
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Wrong.
> cowardly,
Wrong.
> and small.
Wrong.
> resorting to the most laughable of insults,
Sez the kook resorting to the most laughable of insults.
Midget? Weak? Cowardly? Small? Really? You get those from your third
grade course on trolling?
What next? You gonna tell me I'm stinky? Oh yeah, you already tried
that, and I laughed in your face.
> and whining about not being short. 6'3? i didn't know they
> stacked it that deep.
Wow... another devastating riposte from the mastur trollur. Reach deep
into your bag of tricks for that one, did you?
> werent' you 6'6 the last time you lied about yer size?
Only in your wet dreams, dearie. Don't deny it.
> *giggle!*
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 15, 2013, 12:38:02 AM2/15/13
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA167DD...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:511ae656$0$52330$c3e8da3$92d0...@news.astraweb.com:
> tis funny how often they argue with me about things i didn't say.
>
> tis good to talk to you though. as i have said, yer nice.
Retarded kooks often move the goalposts in an attempt at proving
>
> tis good to talk to you though. as i have said, yer nice.
themselves not-wrong. Unfortunately for you, you're *so* retarded
you've got nowhere to move the goalposts to. It's not often that one
of my kooks does all the work of backing themselves into a corner and
bitchslapping themselves with their own words, but it's always
satisfying watching it happen.
<pre-snicker>
My usual .sig, just as *you* said, is below:
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ah
Feb 15, 2013, 9:15:02 PM2/15/13
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> news:511ae656$0$52330$c3e8da3$92d0...@news.astraweb.com:
>
> tis good to talk to you though. as i have said, yer nice.
Likewise, mi amie.
> tis funny how often they argue with me about things i didn't say.
Deranged tri-plegics must-needs be allowed some degree of slack.
>
> tis good to talk to you though. as i have said, yer nice.
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 15, 2013, 11:52:00 PM2/15/13
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA16886...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in news:kfkhj0$ojl$1@newsfeed.x-
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Right. Good of you to admit you have wet dreams about me.
> oooh, ima bit underwhelmed.
Your wet dreams about me are your own business. I can't help it if the
wind whistles through your canyon. Do yer Kegels or dream bigger.
<snicker>
> wooing me with insults only works for those with talent.
They're *your* wet dreams, that you admitted to, and in which you
admit to being wooed. But I wouldn't woo you any more than I'd woo a
butt-ugly hippopotamus with control issues. But I repeat myself.
<snicker>
You've admitted you're having wet dreams about me.
Ergo, by your own admission, I have talent.
Logic just loves bitchslapping you, eh?
> feel free to hold yer breath.
If I'm 'down there' in yer wet dreams, I think I'll have to.
<snickers while putting on spelunking gear and forced-air breathing
apparatus>
You ready to go to sleep?
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 21, 2013, 8:07:54 AM2/21/13
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA16E21...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in news:kfn38e$c70$1...@news.albasani.net:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you, a thousand times thank you!
<snickers whilst putting away the industrial-strength air freshener>
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Rumplestiltskin
Feb 21, 2013, 6:39:01 PM2/21/13
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shiny <a@b.�>wrote
<XnsA16EB5...@208.90.168.18>:
>> shiny "she who shoots baskets" [basket cases] in
//
>> <snickers whilst putting away the industrial-strength air freshener>
>>
smoke from that Rusty Trusty travel can hides nothing, luzah.
>
>
>all i have admitted is that you give good folks nightmares, fakey.
>
there is a limit, then conditioning kicks in and the dust comes out... heh heh
>prefer *nice* men, who are dreams. pleez to close the door on yer way
>out, i hate having to listen to yer sobbing. tis a distraction from the
>cribbage game.
>
i wager the lymph leakage is spoiling his view in the mirror these days.
great posting, maam.
/tips hat
<XnsA16EB5...@208.90.168.18>:
>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
><FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in news:kg5679$gna$2@newsfeed.x-
>> shiny "she who shoots baskets" [basket cases] in
//
>>> actually, i'm considering never sleeping again.
>>
>> Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you, a thousand times thank you!
>>
bet you say that to all the elapids lodged in your anus. huh, gimp.
>>
>> Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you, a thousand times thank you!
>>
>> <snickers whilst putting away the industrial-strength air freshener>
>>
>
>
>all i have admitted is that you give good folks nightmares, fakey.
>
there is a limit, then conditioning kicks in and the dust comes out... heh heh
>prefer *nice* men, who are dreams. pleez to close the door on yer way
>out, i hate having to listen to yer sobbing. tis a distraction from the
>cribbage game.
>
i wager the lymph leakage is spoiling his view in the mirror these days.
great posting, maam.
/tips hat
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 22, 2013, 12:21:38 AM2/22/13
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA16EB5...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in news:kg5679$gna$2@newsfeed.x-
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA16E21...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
>> write:
>>
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in news:kfn38e$c70$1
>> write:
>>
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in news:kfn38e$c70$1
> prefer *nice* men, who are dreams. pleez to close the door on yer way
> out, i hate having to listen to yer sobbing. tis a distraction from the
> cribbage game.
You have a door down there? Damn.
> out, i hate having to listen to yer sobbing. tis a distraction from the
> cribbage game.
A revolving door, I'd bet.
<snicker>
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�
Feb 22, 2013, 4:12:56 PM2/22/13
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"shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message news:XnsA16FA3...@208.90.168.18...
[trim]
> there goes that imagination again.
>
> note: even if there was, you couldn't get in. yer nasty, mean, cowardly,
> and boring, and any one of the 4 would be a fatal flaw.
>
Learn how to trim, you stupid twat! 25K of poorly-formatted
repeats is beyond rude.
--
Sir Gregory
[trim]
> there goes that imagination again.
>
> note: even if there was, you couldn't get in. yer nasty, mean, cowardly,
> and boring, and any one of the 4 would be a fatal flaw.
>
Learn how to trim, you stupid twat! 25K of poorly-formatted
repeats is beyond rude.
--
Sir Gregory
CHIEF Sitting on Bull
Feb 22, 2013, 4:19:39 PM2/22/13
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shiny <a@b.�>wrote
<XnsA16FA3...@208.90.168.18>:
>Rumplestiltskin <laf...@duurbs.derbyshire.org.invalid> wrote in
>news:kg6b6l$6fm$7...@speranza.aioe.org:
>
//
>taile. they come sobbing and begginig when they needs him, then kick him
>to the curb when they don't.
//
s*it happens... as they say :)
i did think the name just sat well with that series of posts, given
some of the topical material, and your spot on thoughts, which i do
share.
mind how you go, maam. wind at yer
back, flat road ahead, and all that.
<XnsA16FA3...@208.90.168.18>:
>Rumplestiltskin <laf...@duurbs.derbyshire.org.invalid> wrote in
>news:kg6b6l$6fm$7...@speranza.aioe.org:
>
//
>> i wager the lymph leakage is spoiling his view in the mirror these
>> days.
>>
>> great posting, maam.
>>
>> /tips hat
>>
>
>i have always thought that rumplestiltskin got a bad rap in the fairy
>> days.
>>
>> great posting, maam.
>>
>> /tips hat
>>
>
>taile. they come sobbing and begginig when they needs him, then kick him
>to the curb when they don't.
//
s*it happens... as they say :)
i did think the name just sat well with that series of posts, given
some of the topical material, and your spot on thoughts, which i do
share.
mind how you go, maam. wind at yer
back, flat road ahead, and all that.
Checkmate 2.0
Feb 22, 2013, 9:15:18 PM2/22/13
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!
Check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ just said:
Checkmate!
>
> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in message news:XnsA16FA3...@208.90.168.18...
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
<FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
news:kg6v8g$457$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org:
<FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
there goes that imagination again.
note: even if there was, you couldn't get in. yer nasty, mean, cowardly,
and boring, and any one of the 4 would be a fatal flaw.
--
note: even if there was, you couldn't get in. yer nasty, mean, cowardly,
and boring, and any one of the 4 would be a fatal flaw.
@}`-,-- *with bells & motley and a tinfoil tiara, G.N.O.M.E #1*
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 23, 2013, 12:30:51 AM2/23/13
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA16FA3...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
> news:kg6v8g$457$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
> there goes that imagination again.
They're *your* wet dreams, that *you've* admitted to. Are you now also
admitting to imagining these things about me while you're awake?
Daydreaming your erotic little fantasies, eh, Shiny Netkkkop?
> note: even if there was,
busted, door hanging askew.
<snicker>
> you couldn't get in.
Remember? The spelunking gear, the forced air breathing apparatus, the
5 gallon jug of industrial strength Glade air freshener, my being
chased by giant crabs, cockroaches skittering about at my feet, the
petrified remains of Felix Moncla and his rusted hulk of a plane, the
giant pile of human bones, that crazy old man who looked like an aged
Jimmy Hoffa, the bats leading me toward the opening as they flew out
to feed for the night, my desperate attempts to climb the slimy cavern
walls, my screams for help, me building a signal fire out of used
condoms and dried bat guano... the daring helicopter rescue. They flew
right in and plucked me out of there just in the nick of time to save
me from the swamp monster as it rose from the primordial ooze. Those
guys are heroes because yer cootch is like the Bermuda Triangle... all
sorts of weird things go on in there.
You might wanna wash down there. I'm just sayin'.
I think I saw the USS Cyclops in there.
I'ma be on Oprah next week to tell my harrowing tale. I might even
write a book... "Against All Odds In The Cavern Of Doom - How I
Survived Shiny's Cootch".
I bet it makes Oprah's Book Club list.
<snicker>
> yer nasty, mean, cowardly,
> and boring, and any one of the 4 would be a fatal flaw.
Watch out for that logic, it'll pummel you.
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Feb 23, 2013, 1:07:41 AM2/23/13
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
shiny netkkkop, in <news:XnsA1709...@208.90.168.18> did thusly
write:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in news:kg9k66$2qh$1@newsfeed.x-
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>
> for sale, cheap, one fakey idjit midjit, flawed and nasty. what am i bid?
>
> he's nutters, but well-trained. included in this auction are 2 stinky
> socks.
Oh, but who will you fantasize about then, shiny netkkkop? You've
already admitted to having wet dreams about me... and now you're
desperately backpedaling with your "I'm selling blah, blah, burp,
fart, burble" shtick because I used your own words to beat you about
the head and shoulders with logic and humor.
Shiny Netkkkop, a butthurt kook, to be sure. And an easy target...
smack her around with logic, and she runs away in the most amusing
fashion... like a 400 pound giant-cootch'd behemoth.
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Feb 23, 2013, 10:09:02 PM2/23/13
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shiny wrote:
> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote in
> news:1kyqqjb.138mupm18tl87bN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk:
>>
>
> ima sure he could do very simple tasks, as long as you give one
> syllable instructions and pay him off in twinkies.
>
> the bidding starts at one neener.
thern he could do more than you can
> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote in
> news:1kyqqjb.138mupm18tl87bN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk:
>
>> shiny <a@b.�> wrote:
>>
>>>> Watch out for that logic, it'll pummel you.
>>>>
>>>> <snicker>
>>>>
>>>
>> shiny <a@b.�> wrote:
>>
>>>> Watch out for that logic, it'll pummel you.
>>>>
>>>> <snicker>
>>>>
>>>
>>> that's a very large amount of words to say, "shiny owns me".
>>>
>>> for sale, cheap, one fakey idjit midjit, flawed and nasty. what am i
>>> bid?
>>>
>>> he's nutters, but well-trained. included in this auction are 2
>>> stinky socks.
>>
>> What is he good for? I could do with a minion for menial tasks.
>>>
>>> for sale, cheap, one fakey idjit midjit, flawed and nasty. what am i
>>> bid?
>>>
>>> he's nutters, but well-trained. included in this auction are 2
>>> stinky socks.
>>
>>
>
> ima sure he could do very simple tasks, as long as you give one
> syllable instructions and pay him off in twinkies.
>
> the bidding starts at one neener.
thern he could do more than you can
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Feb 26, 2013, 8:08:02 PM2/26/13
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On 2/22/13 4:19 PM, CHIEF Sitting on Bull wrote:
> shiny <a@b.ç>wrote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_RZSi4d1Qc
> shiny <a@b.ç>wrote
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