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richardiii5

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Apr 2, 2001, 11:46:29 AM4/2/01
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I am developing a whole philosophy on life based on what I've learned
from Alt Seduction Fast. I think to be a Pick Up Artistis virtuous and
good here are 7 reasons
why. Can you come up with any others

1. A true PUA loves women because he not rejected by them. Women love
him because he loves them. Women benefit from knowing him. Most Average
Frustrate Chumps and
Recovering AFC's hate women -though some of them pretend that they
don't -
because of the constant rejection and humiliation that women heap on
them.

2. A True PUA is honest to the true nature of man. AFC's and so call
romantic men, without any balls,
who play the by the rules that women set for them are hypocrites. They
pretend they want fidelity. All men, and I mean all men, want sex as
often as possible and from as many good looking women as possible.
Anyone who says otherwises is a liar.

3. A true PUA knows how to love an individual chick better than any
sad AFC. PUA don't think any one girl is special and therefore don't
obsess over an particular girl. That means he will allow the person to
grow even if it means growing apart from him.

All romantic love, or one-itis as it's calledover at ASF, is crap.
Romantic

love is selfish love. You love the person because they make you feel
good, or they make you happy. Or you love them for completely bullshit
reasons, like simply because they've got a nice arse but they don't
want you. Then when you lose the person or can't get the person in the
first place, you obsess over them. It's what leads to murder and other

crimes of passion

"If I can't have you no one will, now die aaaarghh"

A true PUA may love a women as a fellow human being, he may even love
the qualities in that person bu he won't obsess because he knows she is

just another girl and therefore end up harming himself or the girl. A
true PUA can be kind and generous to every girl he is with even after
they part company.

4. A true PUA is the only kind of man who can guarantee that he
can get the women he wants rather than women who want him. Even rich
successful man (rocks stars, actors) get frustrated because they don't
really get the woman they want, only women who want them or strictly
speaking women who want sex with them (i.e. groupies) O.K. there are
more of them than with an AFC but it still pretty frustrating to be
with
woman after woman who's only with you because of what you represent.
Why do you think celebrities go to hookers.

5. A true PUA makes full use of the greatest gift that mankind has,
the one thing that separates us from all other animals, Language.

6. A true PUA has an inner power that means he has control of his
life whilst AFC's are scrubbing about desperate for what they can get.
All AFC's and I mean all AFC's when they are not in Long Term
Relaationships are on the look
out, hunting like wolves.

A true PUA, a master of the art of seduction doesn't need to do this
because he knows he can get any woman he wants at any time he doesn't
need to hunt any more than an expert at martial arts needs to go
around beating people up, he can get on with other things and take his
time, he can PU if he wants to but he doesn't has to. That's power
that's contol.

7. A true PUA through he's knowledge of language and human behaviour,
understands people, loves people. He has no reason to hate any ethnic
group or race becaue he loves women of all races. He got no reason to
hate anybody because he is in control of his life and is not being
manipulated by anyone.

HAHA

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Apr 2, 2001, 5:32:07 PM4/2/01
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First you need to know better than posting it here.

richardiii5 <richa...@netscapeonline.co.uk> wrote in
<3AC89ED5...@netscapeonline.co.uk>:

Sharon Roeben

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----->Did you get lost in altville? To get back to alt.seduction.fast
slither through the murky swamp on your belly while singing <me so horny>
and one of the regular seduction artist wantabes will net you and pull you
out (hopefully).

Careful though, I heard if they don't retrieve you promptly the six headed
penis munching goddess will grab you and take you to her lair <crunch>

Good Luck!!!


Naj

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Apr 3, 2001, 9:26:04 AM4/3/01
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>
>----->Did you get lost in altville? To get back to alt.seduction.fast
>slither through the murky swamp on your belly while singing <me so horny>
>and one of the regular seduction artist wantabes will net you and pull you
>out (hopefully).
>
>Careful though, I heard if they don't retrieve you promptly the six headed
>penis munching goddess will grab you and take you to her lair <crunch>
>
>Good Luck!!!
>

Kalima comes to mind....
"I bring you in and I take you out"
Long live the Goddess

Naj,
Think I will put on my Goddess Dance music

The way to change other's minds is with affection, and not anger. -
the Dalai Lama (The Transformed Mind)

http://www.ezbee.org

Sharon Roeben

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Apr 3, 2001, 10:02:37 PM4/3/01
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Naj <naj...@aol.compostheap> wrote in message
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> >
> >----->Did you get lost in altville? To get back to alt.seduction.fast
> >slither through the murky swamp on your belly while singing <me so horny>
> >and one of the regular seduction artist wantabes will net you and pull
you
> >out (hopefully).
> >
> >Careful though, I heard if they don't retrieve you promptly the six
headed
> >penis munching goddess will grab you and take you to her lair <crunch>
> >
> >Good Luck!!!
> >
>
> Kalima comes to mind....
> "I bring you in and I take you out"
> Long live the Goddess


----->Hail
Dark Goddess
Knower of Mysteries
Mother who is Life and Death
Dancer adorned with Skulls
Destructive as Fire
Spark of Creation
Sacred Devourer
Sacred Creatrix
Kali Ma
She


Naj

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Apr 4, 2001, 11:06:58 AM4/4/01
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And in every garden she keeps
Roses and bella donna,
Thyme and foxglove,
Blueberries and pennyroyal,
Asparagus and wormwood,
Pears and oleander.

The garden of life and death.
What is needed to sustain it,
What is needed to heal it,
What is needed to take it away.

Naj

grimjohn

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Apr 4, 2001, 1:05:38 PM4/4/01
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In article <3aca7...@newsa.ev1.net>, Sharon Roeben says...

>
>
>Naj <naj...@aol.compostheap> wrote in message
>news:20010403092604...@ng-cf1.aol.com...
>> >
>> >----->Did you get lost in altville? To get back to alt.seduction.fast
>> >slither through the murky swamp on your belly while singing <me so horny>
>> >and one of the regular seduction artist wantabes will net you and pull
>you
>> >out (hopefully).
>> >
>> >Careful though, I heard if they don't retrieve you promptly the six
>headed
>> >penis munching goddess will grab you and take you to her lair <crunch>

No doubt it would be nothing more than a tid-bit.
;)>

grim (the Horned One)

tango7

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Apr 4, 2001, 2:45:16 PM4/4/01
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Sharon Roeben wrote:
>
> Naj <naj...@aol.compostheap> wrote in message
> news:20010403092604...@ng-cf1.aol.com...
> > >
> > >----->Did you get lost in altville? To get back to alt.seduction.fast
> > >slither through the murky swamp on your belly while singing <me so horny>
> > >and one of the regular seduction artist wantabes will net you and pull
> you
> > >out (hopefully).
> > >
> > >Careful though, I heard if they don't retrieve you promptly the six
> headed
> > >penis munching goddess will grab you and take you to her lair <crunch>
> > >
> > >Good Luck!!!
> > >

Now, Now, It's not the Penis's fault that he must "Think" for two, and
women say size "doesn't" matter.

Tango7

P.S. thanking the lord for a gentle soul and for being sufficiently well
endowed ;-p"""

Nutmegger

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Apr 4, 2001, 3:31:35 PM4/4/01
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In article <3ACB6BBC...@umich.edu>, tango7 says...

>
>Sharon Roeben wrote:
>>
>> Naj <naj...@aol.compostheap> wrote in message
>> news:20010403092604...@ng-cf1.aol.com...
>> > >
>> > >----->Did you get lost in altville? To get back to alt.seduction.fast
>> > >slither through the murky swamp on your belly while singing <me so horny>
>> > >and one of the regular seduction artist wantabes will net you and pull
>> you
>> > >out (hopefully).
>> > >
>> > >Careful though, I heard if they don't retrieve you promptly the six
>> headed
>> > >penis munching goddess will grab you and take you to her lair <crunch>
>> > >
>> > >Good Luck!!!
>> > >
>
>Now, Now, It's not the Penis's fault that he must "Think" for two, and
>women say size "doesn't" matter.

I didn't think it matter for munching.


>
>Tango7
>
>P.S. thanking the lord for a gentle soul and for being sufficiently well
>endowed ;-p"""

Hehehe...you can always head on over to www.nobsccan.com and well.....prove it!


Sharon Roeben

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Apr 4, 2001, 9:30:01 PM4/4/01
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Naj <naj...@aol.compostheap> wrote in message
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----->Thanks, I needed my heart warmed and that did the trick;-)


Sharon Roeben

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grimjohn <grim...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> In article <3aca7...@newsa.ev1.net>, Sharon Roeben says...
> >
> >
> >Naj <naj...@aol.compostheap> wrote in message
> >news:20010403092604...@ng-cf1.aol.com...
> >> >
> >> >----->Did you get lost in altville? To get back to alt.seduction.fast
> >> >slither through the murky swamp on your belly while singing <me so
horny>
> >> >and one of the regular seduction artist wantabes will net you and pull
> >you
> >> >out (hopefully).
> >> >
> >> >Careful though, I heard if they don't retrieve you promptly the six
> >headed
> >> >penis munching goddess will grab you and take you to her lair <crunch>
>
> No doubt it would be nothing more than a tid-bit.
> ;)>
>

----->Greetings Horned One, now I imagine you as a Satyr. The goddess will
no doubt make use of whatever the poor sap has to offer;) Cheers!

Sharon Roeben

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Apr 5, 2001, 12:18:08 AM4/5/01
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tango7 <w...@umich.edu> wrote in message news:3ACB6BBC...@umich.edu...

> Sharon Roeben wrote:
> >
> > Naj <naj...@aol.compostheap> wrote in message
> > news:20010403092604...@ng-cf1.aol.com...
> > > >
> > > >----->Did you get lost in altville? To get back to alt.seduction.fast
> > > >slither through the murky swamp on your belly while singing <me so
horny>
> > > >and one of the regular seduction artist wantabes will net you and
pull
> > you
> > > >out (hopefully).
> > > >
> > > >Careful though, I heard if they don't retrieve you promptly the six
> > headed
> > > >penis munching goddess will grab you and take you to her lair
<crunch>
> > > >
> > > >Good Luck!!!
> > > >
>
> Now, Now, It's not the Penis's fault that he must "Think" for two, and
> women say size "doesn't" matter.

----->Too funny! I must remember to keep this in mind when my fiance does
something silly like the confessional I got last night.

>
> Tango7
>
> P.S. thanking the lord for a gentle soul and for being sufficiently well
> endowed ;-p"""

----->I must admit you caught me off guard with this one and I am wearing a
big silly grin now. Thanks!

Naj

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Apr 5, 2001, 12:38:38 PM4/5/01
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Well, I can't get the page!

Naj,
And I had the magnifying glass out and the printer turned on too!

tango7

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Apr 5, 2001, 4:01:48 PM4/5/01
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OH! it's on there, mine's the Well Endowed one, Yeppers!;-P

Tango7

tango7

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Apr 5, 2001, 4:08:58 PM4/5/01
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You must be in the wrong circle of men, or perhaps, I'm the ONLY well
endowed man on the ng, OH! Boy, what an ego rush!;-P"""

Tango7 - Crowing just a bit -

Ray Gordon

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Apr 5, 2001, 6:39:11 PM4/5/01
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>
>----->Too funny! I must remember to keep this in mind when my fiance does
>something silly like the confessional I got last night.

Can we address you in this tone of voice and mock you if it's ever revealed
that Mr. Fiance didn't measure up?

Many women are arrogant when they think they have the "perfect man," yet these
are the same women who also claim to know oh so well all of the flaws that
"men" have.
Classic Nimby.


Ray Gordon, Net LEGEND

http://www.cybersheet.com/sportpix.html (Caveman News)
http://www.cybersheet.com/library.html (Seduction Library [how-to seduce])
http://www.cybersheet.com/hypno/index.html (Hypnosis Composition Theory)

Sharon Roeben

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Apr 5, 2001, 9:14:35 PM4/5/01
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Ray Gordon <iteachh...@aol.come4menow> wrote in message
news:20010405183911...@ng-ba1.aol.com...

> >
> >----->Too funny! I must remember to keep this in mind when my fiance does
> >something silly like the confessional I got last night.
>
> Can we address you in this tone of voice and mock you if it's ever
revealed
> that Mr. Fiance didn't measure up?
>
> Many women are arrogant when they think they have the "perfect man," yet
these
> are the same women who also claim to know oh so well all of the flaws that
> "men" have.
> Classic Nimby.
>
--->My fiance is not perfect. In fact, he is far from it and I kind of
adore his imperfections. Not to mention I am in love with him totally. Ah,
to be submerged in another being mind body and soul is the ultimate rush.
Please enlighten me on what the heck a *nimby*.


Nutmegger

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Apr 5, 2001, 9:34:20 PM4/5/01
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>Naj wrote:

>> >Hehehe...you can always head on over to www.nobsccan.com and well.....prove
>> >it!
>> Well, I can't get the page!

Maybe because I gave you the wrong address.
http://www.nobscan.com

The animation is pretty silly, got me laughing at a low point.


>>
>> Naj,
>> And I had the magnifying glass out and the printer turned on too!

You don't need a magnifying glass - trust me.


>
>You must be in the wrong circle of men, or perhaps, I'm the ONLY well
>endowed man on the ng, OH! Boy, what an ego rush!;-P"""

And just how would you go about proving *that* Tango?
Hehehe....
We gonna line 'em all up?

>Tango7 - Crowing just a bit -

"Cock-a-doodle-do"


Naj

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Apr 6, 2001, 11:17:11 AM4/6/01
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Thanks Nutmegger! I found it...

Naj,

Nutmegger

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Apr 6, 2001, 11:30:54 AM4/6/01
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In article <20010406111711...@ng-fy1.aol.com>, Naj says...

>
>Thanks Nutmegger! I found it...

Still got your printer on Naj?


Justin Hiltscher

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Sharon Roeben wrote:

It's an acronym. It stands for Not In My Back Yard. Ray's always going on
about classic this and classic that. Take it with a grain of salt. ;-)
Congratulations on yer fiance!

Justin


Naj

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>
>In article <20010406111711...@ng-fy1.aol.com>, Naj says...
>>
>>Thanks Nutmegger! I found it...
>
>Still got your printer on Naj?

Yep!

Nutmegger

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In article <20010406134854...@ng-fv1.aol.com>, Naj says...

>>Still got your printer on Naj?
>
>Yep!

Did you see the angel?


S.T. Pickrell

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Not In My Back Yard.

Usually used to describe people who oppose necessary facilities
such as trash dumps, jails, halfway houses, etc., etc.

My favourite kind are the sort that move to outer suburbs (30-60
miles from the city centre) and then act to prevent anyone else
from moving there or to prevent any businesses coming in such
as Wal-Mart, etc.

Shawn Pickrell

Naj

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Er, yeah....
But it was the holiday dress-ups that made me fall on the floor!

Naj,
Don't think I will every see Santa or the Easter Bunny in quite the same light.

tango7

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There was a recent study done that concluded "The avg. Penis size is
SMALLER than MOST people believe it to be, Therefore, I move from just
well endowed to VERY Well Endowed.

LET's LINE'EM UP, BUT LADY'S, NO PULLING, YANKING, OR CHOMPING WILL BE
TOLERATED! BTW, mine's the Very Well Endowed one;-P""""""

Tango7- Crowing a bit more -

Nutmegger

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Apr 9, 2001, 3:46:19 PM4/9/01
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In article <3AD1EFAB...@umich.edu>, tango7 says...

>> >You must be in the wrong circle of men, or perhaps, I'm the ONLY well
>> >endowed man on the ng, OH! Boy, what an ego rush!;-P"""
>>
>> And just how would you go about proving *that* Tango?
>> Hehehe....
>> We gonna line 'em all up?
>>
>> >Tango7 - Crowing just a bit -
>>
>> "Cock-a-doodle-do"
>
>There was a recent study done that concluded "The avg. Penis size is
>SMALLER than MOST people believe it to be,

What do most people believe it to be?

>Therefore, I move from just well endowed to VERY Well Endowed.

Oh boy, that must make you feel good.


>
>LET's LINE'EM UP, BUT LADY'S, NO PULLING, YANKING, OR CHOMPING WILL BE
>TOLERATED!

No touching?

>BTW, mine's the Very Well Endowed one;-P""""""
>
>Tango7- Crowing a bit more -

The proof is the the pudding.


Joe Dlhopolsky

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Apr 9, 2001, 4:53:27 PM4/9/01
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On Mon, 09 Apr 2001 13:21:47 -0400, tango7 <w...@umich.edu> wrote:

>There was a recent study done that concluded "The avg. Penis size is
>SMALLER than MOST people believe it to be, Therefore, I move from just
>well endowed to VERY Well Endowed.
>
>LET's LINE'EM UP, BUT LADY'S, NO PULLING, YANKING, OR CHOMPING WILL BE
>TOLERATED! BTW, mine's the Very Well Endowed one;-P""""""

Uh, do you really think that the entire world is interested in your endownment?
Or even the half that is female? The male proboscis monkeys in the NY Zoological
Park establish dominance hierarchies on the basis of penis size. Doesn't it
embarrass you to demonstrate that you fail to distinguish yourself from a fellow
primate species that is supposedly lower than you on the phylogenetic scale? By
the way, the monkeys also value vivid colors. Would you like to tell us if yours
is neon pink or not?


Joe Dlhopolsky
joe...@yahoo.com

tango7

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Apr 10, 2001, 7:36:06 AM4/10/01
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Joe Dlhopolsky wrote:
>
> On Mon, 09 Apr 2001 13:21:47 -0400, tango7 <w...@umich.edu> wrote:
>
> >There was a recent study done that concluded "The avg. Penis size is
> >SMALLER than MOST people believe it to be, Therefore, I move from just
> >well endowed to VERY Well Endowed.
> >
> >LET's LINE'EM UP, BUT LADY'S, NO PULLING, YANKING, OR CHOMPING WILL BE
> >TOLERATED! BTW, mine's the Very Well Endowed one;-P""""""
>
> Uh, do you really think that the entire world is interested in your endownment?
> Or even the half that is female? The male proboscis monkeys in the NY Zoological
> Park establish dominance hierarchies on the basis of penis size. Doesn't it
> embarrass you to demonstrate that you fail to distinguish yourself from a fellow
> primate species that is supposedly lower than you on the phylogenetic scale?

Look buddy I'm not into that "kink" so, Take your monkey's somewhere
else.

By
> the way, the monkeys also value vivid colors. Would you like to tell us if yours
> is neon pink or not?

Mine is HOT NEON PINK!!!!!

Tango7-

tango7

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J Tash wrote:
>
> >In article <3AD1EFAB...@umich.edu>, tango7 says...
>
> >>Therefore, I move from just well endowed to VERY Well Endowed.
>
> I seem to remember the old saying that those who have the least
> brag/lie about it the most. Something to be said , I guess, about
> the strong silent type...
>
> J Tash
>
> ( Happy with what God gave me..no complaints yet.. )

YA know J, Being "Strong" and "Silent" doesn't, IMO- make life as
interesting, so, as I cruise through mid-life and into the inevitable,
I'll be crowing a bit, ruffling some feathers along the way.

Tango7- Quoting Nutmegger "Cock-a-Doodle-DO!!"

S.T. Pickrell

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Nutmegger wrote:
>
> In article <3AD2F026...@umich.edu>, tango7 says...

>
> >Mine is HOT NEON PINK!!!!!
>
> Does it glow in the dark too?

No, but after you're done with it, you too will be glowing ;)

Shawn Pickrell

Kerberos

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Apr 13, 2001, 12:22:45 AM4/13/01
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> > >Mine is HOT NEON PINK!!!!!
> >
> > Does it glow in the dark too?

That all depends...

has he ever been in the submarine service? ;)

--
kerbie,
Long live the revolution and have a nice day.


Naj

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Apr 13, 2001, 2:26:09 PM4/13/01
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garsh~~
he he he

What would your wife say ;)

Naj,
Have a good weekend Shawn
Good friends help you move,
Really good friends help you move the bodies.

http://www.ezbee.org

Naj

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Apr 13, 2001, 2:27:13 PM4/13/01
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Is that so you can find it in the dark?

Naj,
Really curious....

Kerberos

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"Naj" <naj...@aol.compostheap> wrote in message
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> >
> >> > >Mine is HOT NEON PINK!!!!!
> >> >
> >> > Does it glow in the dark too?
> >
> >That all depends...
> >
> >has he ever been in the submarine service? ;)
> >
> >--
> >kerbie,
> >Long live the revolution and have a nice day.
> >
>
> Is that so you can find it in the dark?
>
> Naj,
> Really curious....

the story goes that because submariners spend
so much time so close to a nuclear reactor, they
glow in the dark... ;)

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