"Attraction" Defined
David O'Bedlam
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Here's what "attraction" means when I say it:
It should be obvious that being attracted to you means I'll get as
sexual with you as you let me if you give me half a chance. Liking
you as a person usually, but not necessarily, has something to do
with it; just don't read too much into that or bet too much on it.
It does NOT mean that I'll believe everything (or even anything)
you say, or that I'll even care what comes out of your mouth or
via your keyboard; nor does it obligate me to trust you as far as
I can spit with anything anyone might conceivably trust anybody
with; nor does that entail committing any felonies with/for/over
you -- and if you expect me to confess any hitherto-unadjudicated
crimes to you in any usable detail you'll be a disappointed idiot.
Actually, truth be told, all my attraction to you is likely to get
you -- whether you like it or not -- is that I *might* allow you
to fellate me if you should ever offer when I'm in the mood.
By the way, starting around mid-May I'll be available as temporary
houseguest to those net.babes who promise to bring me coffee naked.
Provided, of course, you're CUTE. (Note: that rules out "Matisse".)
"Line forms here."
TheDavid(TM)
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"Poppies bleed before a gesticulating death." (No, I didn't wite it.)
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Vince Runza
> you -- whether you like it or not -- is that I *might* allow you
> to fellate me if you should ever offer when I'm in the mood.
>
> By the way, starting around mid-May I'll be available as temporary
> houseguest to those net.babes who promise to bring me coffee naked.
> Provided, of course, you're CUTE. (Note: that rules out "Matisse".)
>
> "Line forms here."
David, you really have to do something about overcoming this painful shyness
you have with women. Don't be afraid to ask for what you want.
ROFL
Vince
dedisobel
>
>It should be obvious that being attracted to you means I'll get
as
>sexual with you as you let me if you give me half a chance.
Liking
>you as a person usually, but not necessarily, has something to
do
>with it; just don't read too much into that or bet too much on
it.
Smooth move...honesty is the best policy...Have you been hanging
on alt.seduction?
>It does NOT mean that I'll believe everything (or even anything)
>you say, or that I'll even care what comes out of your mouth or
>via your keyboard; nor does it obligate me to trust you as far
as
It's ok..not like we're likely to believe you either :-)
By the way...have you had your dental work done yet? <wink>
>I can spit with anything anyone might conceivably trust anybody
>with; nor does that entail committing any felonies
with/for/over
>you -- and if you expect me to confess any hitherto-
unadjudicated
>crimes to you in any usable detail you'll be a disappointed
idiot.
Darn! I was hoping for a j-walking buddy, so I wouldn't get
busted all by my lonesome <grin>
>
>Actually, truth be told, all my attraction to you is likely to
get
>you -- whether you like it or not -- is that I *might* allow
you
>to fellate me if you should ever offer when I'm in the mood.
*might* allow...oh baby..I assure you...the right woman could
make you beg for it...so practice by saying...pretty please
mistress...may I shine your shoes again? <wink>
>
>By the way, starting around mid-May I'll be available as
temporary
>houseguest to those net.babes who promise to bring me coffee
naked.
Whoo hoo! I see the line forming already! They'll be knocking
down your door begging to fellate TheDavid in full
force...oh..but only if he says so...down girls!
Good luck TheDavid on your quest for the puuurfect net babe!
Cheers!
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Vince Runza
> >
> >It should be obvious that being attracted to you means I'll get
> as
> >sexual with you as you let me if you give me half a chance.
> Liking
> >you as a person usually, but not necessarily, has something to
> do
> >with it; just don't read too much into that or bet too much on
> it.
>
> Smooth move...honesty is the best policy...Have you been hanging
> on alt.seduction?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That NG is dead - and I haven't seen him at
alt.seduction.fast for a while...
> >It does NOT mean that I'll believe everything (or even anything)
> >you say, or that I'll even care what comes out of your mouth or
> >via your keyboard; nor does it obligate me to trust you as far
> as
>
> It's ok..not like we're likely to believe you either :-)
>
> By the way...have you had your dental work done yet? <wink>
You mean he has GAPS?!
> >I can spit with anything anyone might conceivably trust anybody
> >with; nor does that entail committing any felonies
> with/for/over
> >you -- and if you expect me to confess any hitherto-
> unadjudicated
> >crimes to you in any usable detail you'll be a disappointed
> idiot.
>
> Darn! I was hoping for a j-walking buddy, so I wouldn't get
> busted all by my lonesome <grin>
Put a little wiggle in your walk, and you'll have 'em following you like
lemmings - into oncoming traffic!
> >By the way, starting around mid-May I'll be available as
> temporary
> >houseguest to those net.babes who promise to bring me coffee
> naked.
>
> Whoo hoo! I see the line forming already! They'll be knocking
> down your door begging to fellate TheDavid in full
> force...oh..but only if he says so...down girls!
Are you making a 'fallacious' representation? Heaven forfend, EmeraldNymph!
> Good luck TheDavid on your quest for the puuurfect net babe!
> Cheers!
I still say he has to work on that shyness problem...
Vince