Happy Birthday Scott Lifshine

[Incubus]

Happy birthday, Scott. The Wereo lives on.

If you see so.

[Bastardo']

On 08/03/2018 04:49 AM, Incubus wrote:
> Happy birthday, Scott. The Wereo lives on.
>
> If you see so.
>

I think all he really wanted was to be remembered and maybe entertain us
a little along the way.

With that, he succeeded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUsHvgGxTCs

Happy birthday Scott.

Bastardo'♪♫
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[The Repair Guy]

Bastardo' <Bastardo'@trolls-r-us.info> wrote:

>On 08/03/2018 04:49 AM, Incubus wrote:
>> Happy birthday, Scott. The Wereo lives on.
>>
>> If you see so.
>>
>I think all he really wanted was to be remembered and maybe entertain us
>a little along the way.

Well, no. I used to link my website in my sig.
The wereo took it upon himself to file a
complaint with my ISP, accusing me of
spamming. This was after some petty back
& forth between us. Bottom line: he was a
weasel, IMO.

The Repair Guy

[Incubus]

That he did that should be seen as a sign of his regard. You may depend on the
fact that he did you an honour.

[The Repair Guy]

Opinions vary.

The Repair Guy

[Don Freeman]

That's quite a spin, do you work in politics? <G>

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In article <pktbhl$b4k$1...@gioia.aioe.org>, Bastardo'
<Bastardo'@trolls-r-us.info> wrote:

>
> Happy birthday Scott.
>
> Bastardo'??


Oh Yea....REST IN HELL PiGGy:


The questions we need answered remain the same:

How's that career of yours going?
Why were you a bastard kid?
Why did your parents try to give you away for a quart of milk?
Were your Mother & Father brother and sister?
Why do you have 4 chins and sagging man boobs?
Why did you do hard time in Attica?
Why do you have such a long rap sheet?
Why did you try and blow homeless bums?
How much do you did you earn in say the last 5 years?
Why did you walk naked in front of children and sell drugs to them?
What happened to that $100,000.00 in credit you said you had?
How come you were fired from that cab-driving job you had?
Why don't you have any job at all?
How come you said you were never a cab driver?
Why did you hard time in prison?
Why do you have such a long rap sheet?
Why did you go on JML and embarrass yourself?
Why were you ripped off 4 different times?
Why are you such a loser and a total failure?
Why are you on welfare?
Why do you live in poverty?
Why are you so fat?
Why are you 200 plus pounds overweight?
Why are you 50 years old and an unemployed worthless bum?
Why won't your family admit they know you?
Why are you not locked up in a mental ward?
Why are you teeth black and rotting?
Why are you such a failure and a total loser?
Why are you such a big bullshitter?
Why do you still hold on to a stupid recording from 1974?
Why don't you end it all and do society a big favor?
Why are you so useless?
Why do you make false statements about sending Law Enforcement to
people's homes around the world?
Why are you so fat and ugly?
Why are you not in a NY state ran mental institution where you belong?
Why do you live in poverty?
Why do you speak with a pathetic lowlfe accent?
Why are you such a failure?
Why are you such a loser?
Why do you have greasy walls?
Why are you 200 plus pounds overweight?
Why don't you have a job?
Why are you living in poverty?
Why won't anyone in your family admit you are related to them?
How come your parents tried to give you up for adoption?
How come you don't take any medication since you are mentally
unbalanced?
Why are you such a whack job?
Why are you not heavily medicated?
Why are you not seeking the professional mental help you really need?
Why did you give drugs to kids @ Camp Sussex?
How come you won't admit you are a fat gay man with BEEFY-MAN BOOBS?
Why did you do those terrible perverted things to those poor kids at
Camp Sussex?
Why did you walk naked in front of kids @ Camp Suusex?
Why did you run and hide when you thought "Jerry-Boy" was looking for
you?
Why are you afraid to admit you are gay?
Why did you have a under aged teenage boy living with you?
Why did you say you owned store front property all over New York?
Why did you say you had meetings with people from Warner Bros?
Why are you still living in 1974?
Why do you have black rotting teeth?
Why do you say a dentist would fix all your black rotting teeth for
$40.00?
Why did you those horrible things to Little-Bitter-Lemon?
Why were you fired from a cab driving job?
Why do you make false statements about sending Law Enforcement to
people's homes?
Why do you wobble when you walk?
Why is that recording from 1974 so bad?
Why is the Nuclear Dumpsite such a horrible guitar player?
Why are you so ugly?
Why are you on welfare?
Why do your neighbour's slam the door in your face all the time?
Why are you and "Smokey the Schmuck" two total assholes who are not
worth anything?
Why are you still living in the same rat hole, 300 square foot
apartment for well over 40 plus years?
Why are you a fat puppet who I control?
Why were you thrown off 5 ISP's?
Why do you make empty threats?
When is the Judge Lopez episode you bragged about for months going to
air?
How come you don't care about life passing you by?
Why did you say you had a girlfriend when you never did?
How come you never made more than $20,000.00 in a year?
Do you have to purchase two seats when you fly on an airplane?
How come you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy?
Why do people point at you and laugh?
Why do little kids look at you and start crying?
How come you can't see your toes when you look down?
Why are you a worthless slob?
Why do people stand behind you to get out of the sun?
How come you won't admit that you are a homosexual?
Why did you have young teenage living in your disgusting apartment?
When will you stop being the village idiot?
Why do you pay toothless, crack smoking, transvestites to come to your
apartment and abuse you?
Why did you say you had $100,000.00 in credit and then admit you have
no credit cards?
Why don't you vanish forever?
Why do you like to be made a fool out of all the time?
Why could you not afford a ticket to the Heaven & Hell show?
Why are your teeth black and rotting?
Why did you do those horrible perverted things to Little Lemon?
Why are you so damn ugly?
Why are you an unemployed bum?
Why are you so worthless?
Why do you live through some show that happened way back in 1974?
Why are you such a failure?
Why do you smell like a backed up New York City sewer?
Why did the lawyer throw you out of his office and yell, "LUNATIC"
Why is the Nuclear Dump-site such a pathetic, imitation of a guitar
player?
Why are your stupid, pirated tapes so badly recorded?
Why did your loser brother run away from you?
How come your Father never married your Mother, which made you and your
brother, both BASTARD kids?
Why do you make some many empty threats?
Why are you 50 years old and a pathetic imitation of a human being?
Why do you promise things you can never-ever produce?
Why do Judge Lopez and the producers refuse to take any of your 400
calls a week?
Do you like being my personal puppet?
Why can't you fit through a door?
Why do you make up stories and convince yourself that they are true?
Why do you still live in the same 200 square foot hell-hole apartment
for well over 40 plus years?
Why do people ignore you when you speak to them?
Why are you so damn easy to control and goof on all the time?
Why do you have BALONEY-TITS?
Why do you have 4 chins and a size 60 inch waist?
Why can't you ever rent a friend?
When was the last time you looked down and were able to see your toes?
Why do you have greasy walls?

The show continues..........

A COLLECTION OF PIG VOMIT'S HITS.

REMEMBER THE $100.000.00 IN CREDIT!
REMEMBER PIG VOMIT HAS NO CREDIT CARDS!!
REMEMBER JUDGE LOPEZ!!
REMEMBER CAMP SUSSEX!!
REMEMBER THE EMPTY THREATS!!
REMEMBER THE USPS!!
REMEMBER JERRY-BOY!!
REMEMBER THE FISH TANKS AND THE BLUE GRAVEL!!
REMEMBER THE CAB DRIVING JOB!!
REMEMBER THE 3 DAY JOB!!
REMEMBER THE CAR ACCIDENT!!
REMEMBER THE $40.00 DENTIST!!
REMEMBER THE CAB DRIVING JOB!!
REMEMBER THE GREASY WALLS!!
REMEMBER The $40.00 dentist
REMEMBER THE STORE FRONTS!
REMEMBER THE WINDOW WASHERS!!
REMEMBER THE INTERVIEW WITH ROGER GLOVER IN 1975!!
REMEMBER THE LIVE SHOWS!!
REMEMBER THE CA JAM 30TH!!
REMEMBER THE CAR ACCIDENT!!
REMEMBER THE SHITTY, HORRIBLE PIRATED RECORDING FROM 1974!!
REMEMBER THE MEETINGS WITH MADONNA & ROBERT DENIRO!!
REMEMBER THE MEETINGS WITH WARNER BROS!!
REMEMBER THE TV & MOVIE DEALS!!
REMEMBER THE TOOTHLESS CRACK WHORES!!
REMEMBER THE GOOGLE BANNING FOR LIFE!!
REMEMBER THE H&H TICKET BUFFALO-BUTT COULD NOT AFFORD!!
REMEMBER THE DEAL THE SLEEZEBAG DID NOT TAKE!!
REMEMBER SOL & HIS LOSER BROTHER ARE BASTARD KIDS!!
REMEMBER BALONEY-TITS GETTING THROWN OUT OF THE LAWYER'S OFFICE!!
REMEMBER JUDGE LOPEZ!!

The other top ten list of Ape-Face

The Lawyer who threw Buffalo-butt out of his office.
The Judge who Beefy-Tits was screaming at and acting like the loser
that he is. In a court of law.
The girlfriend he claimed who was arrested on a plane for warrants.
(He is a gay man, he never had a girlfriend.)
The meetings with Warner Bros for TV and movie deals.
The Live shows that never happened.
The greasy walls.
The cab driving job he claimed he never had. He said he was fired from
that job.
The other 3 day job he was fired from and escorted out of the building
with security.
The cutting off warts with dirty scissors. (He has no medical insurance
so he did it himself. What a loser!)
Camp Sussex
Black rotting teeth
Three chins
A size 68-inch waist
400 pounds of fat
Fat flaps over meat flaps
A face that scares small children & animals
A stupid blank look
Only 9 and 1/2 toes
Dirty disgusting body odor
A really bad haircut
A rubber-neck
Beefy-man tits
He uses a 10 foot rope as a belt
Buffalo-butt
Talks with a really stupid New York lowlife accent
Beady black hooded eyes
A very long Police record
No job
No money
No hope
No future
No past
No family (They won't even admit they are related to the shit-head)
No medical insurance
Mentally unbalanced
Worthless and clueless

It's name is SOL (The total failure) Shitshine

Why does APE-FACE keep making up these outrageous and ridiculous untrue
stories?
Why is BUFFALO -BUTT a 50 year old unemployed bum and a fat waste of
life?
Why did the HUMAN- PARADE FLOAT walk named in front of children and
give drugs to teenagers at Camp Sussex?
Why won't BEEFY-TITS come out of the closet he is hiding in, and just
admit he is an overweight, ugly gay man?
Why is BALONEY-TITS not heavily medicated and living in a mental ward
where he belongs?

The slob of blob. The flop & the failure. The unemployed-mental case
with the pathetic recording from 1974. That is the only thing he holds
on. Other than large amounts of food. He still continues to write the
same old song & tired dance. Month after month. Year after year. He
always says this will happen and that will happen. He is working on
movies. TV series-radio broadcasts-book deals-live shows and
appearances. Plus other made up stupidity. How can he fly anywhere? He
has to buy two seats just for him to squeeze into. The airline will not
let him on board to due to the horrible stench coming from him. The
crew would and the passengers would be gagging and grasping for air. He
can't even afford an airline ticket. So that would never happen. He
still thinks Jerry-Boy was a real person to this day. The only things
that happen to him are on the top 15 list...

1-He gets fatter and wider.
2-He gets more warts on his body and tries to pull them off.
3-He gets older & more bizarre
4-He gets uglier (Man- is he ugly!!)
5-He gets bigger baloney-tits than the year before.
6-He never leaves that hellhole apartment and he is on that old broken
down computer almost day and night. Which, most likely is still is ran
by Windows 95 and dial up.
7-He can't walk down one flight of stairs without holding his chest and
huffing and puffing.
8-He can't understand why he is 50 years old and a total failure and a
complete flop.
9-He can't understand why he can't get anymore welfare checks from the
government
10-He calls people and they slam the phone on him.
11-He can't understand why he can't get a woman. Because he is a fat
perverted GAY-400 pound 1/2 man with only 9.5 toes and warts covering
his fat body. That is why.
12-He can't understand why he can't even rent a friend. No one wants to
be near him. Not even rent a friend!!!
13-He can't understand why people slam doors in his face or quickly run
away from him and scream "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK SMELLY BASTARD!!!"
14-He can't understand why people gag and throw up while they are
standing near him. Here is a hint for you Tubby. Water and soap more
than once a month.
15-He can't understand why people goof on him and point their fingers
at him and laugh as he waddles on by.

Let's take a look at why know one would hire him for any kind of work.
He did have a cab driving job once.
But, because of his weight the taxi company had to replace the shocks
every month. So, they fired him.

Would you hire a 400 pound-wart infested-walking heart attack waiting
to happen? With black rotting teeth and no skills other than shoveling
large quantities of food into his fat mouth. Let's not forget his
mental issue. He makes up things like sending Barney Miiler & Inspector
Clouseaus & Kojak & Nash Bridges & Walker Texas Ranger and other made
up cops to people's homes all over the country. Don't forget about all
the money he said he has. Which equals a total net worth of about
$30.00. Who would hire him? He said he could be a actor. He could not
get a part in his own hair. Don't forget the many storefronts he
claimed he owns in Manhattan.

We all know know he puts on a dress made out of a tent. With fish-net
stockings and high heels.
Then, he dances around his apartment singing to Sister Sledge: "We are
family."
I know the LVMPD & The FBI & The CIA & The USPS & E-Bay...
They are all coming to get me and were commanded by you to do so. I
will have the coffee ready for them.

But what can you expect from someone that lives in a filthy hovel?

He still has trouble making his rent. The idiot is in a rent controlled
dump. Which means his rent is somewhere between $200.00 and $400.00 a
month. He has lived in that rat and roach infested hellhole for well
over 40 plus years. That is pathetic. He still has to struggle every
month to make his rent. 50 years old without a pot to piss in and a
window to throw it out of. That is sad.

I am still laughing and we can all thank the fat gay man from 1810
Bruckner Blvd for that.

Where is the airing of the so called Judge Lopez episode that
Baloney-Tits bragged about everyday for months?
He is still an unemployed worthless bum. He still lives in the same
roach infested, vile and disgusting, 300 square foot apartment for well
over 40 plus years. (That is really pathetic)
The people in his building hate him and run away as soon as they see
him wobbling towards them.
He claimed a dentist would fix his black rotting teeth for $40.00.
What happened to all those live shows?
What happened to the TV and movie deals with Warner Bros?
Remember how he was ripped off 4 different times.
He claimed he interviewed Roger Glover in 1976 with Rainbow. (RG joined
Rainbow in 1979)
He had a job that lasted only 3 days before he was fired and thrown off
the property by security.
He still does not know the difference between fiction and non-fiction.
The fat freak is going nowhere at record speeds.
What happened to all the parades to be in his honor all over the
country? (ROTFL at this one.)
He talks about some broken down hag named the Nuclear Dumpsite who
can't even play in basic 4/4 time.
Remember what happened with the Cal Jam 30th birthday party. (LOL at
this one)
What happened to all the store front properties he claimed he owned in
Manhattan?
How about when he said he had meetings with Robert DeNiro and Madonna
at his store front in Manhattan.
His recordings and his so called editing are so bad, it is sad.
How about when he calls his hell-hole apartment building, "HIGH RISE -
LUXURY APARTEMNTS" (Really laughing at this one)
Remember the car accident when his lawyer threw him out of his office
and dropped his case. (Another good one)
How about the one where he claimed to be on a plane to Ontario, Ca. He
then claimed his girlfriend was arrested for warrants while she was
sitting on the plane.
Remember the cab driving job he claimed he never had and he was driving
a cab for a living.
How about the time when he got a ticket and went to court and starting
yelling at the judge.
What happened to the $100,00.00 in credit? How can he have $100,000.00
in credit when he wrote he does not have any credit cards?
His FICO credit score is somewhere around his weight.
He is a closet gay.

That sums him up.

He is just one big goof-ball who is totally clueless.

Suppose you do these things. FOR REAL!!

Stop lying to yourself
Stop collecting welfare or whatever the government gives you.
Stop embarrassing yourself everyday
Stop eating 10 times a day
Stop watching your life pass you right by
Start looking for work
Go on a diet and stick to it
Stop living through that pathetic recording from 35 years ago
Throw away those stupid tapes (They are useless)
Stop acting like a 12 year old and start acting like a man
Start thinking about your future.
Start going out more
Start walking a mile or 2 a day
Start exercising more
Stop being irrational
Start living in 2009 instead of 1974
Try and act like a normal man and not an insane person
Get those teeth fixed (You really need to)
Get out of that rat hole apartment and move somewhere else

Sorry, Scotty, but yer AWL WASHED UP, you BIG FAT FRAWD!

Doin' it for the kids.
So Scott wont be doin' it TO the kids!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!

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