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My Favorite Toilet Paper

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Raddion

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Jan 5, 2016, 8:41:02 PM1/5/16
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Ya know, I steer away from the fancy Comfy Charmin type paper. If you wet it down to meet OCD overkill-hygiene protocol, you're just guaranteed a big mess of annoying, hard-to-remove dangle berries. I guess I just prefer a good two ply plain Jane general purpose unscented paper, that's how I like to roll these days.

Raddion

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Jan 5, 2016, 8:43:36 PM1/5/16
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On Tuesday, January 5, 2016 at 8:41:02 PM UTC-5, Raddion wrote:
> Ya know, I steer away from the fancy Comfy Charmin type paper. If you wet it down to meet OCD overkill-hygiene protocol, you're just guaranteed a big mess of annoying, hard-to-remove dangle berries. I guess I just prefer a good two ply plain Jane general purpose unscented paper, that's how I like to roll these days.

EDIT: Mrs. Raddion informs me that it is Scott TP.

artcinco

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Jan 6, 2016, 4:42:32 PM1/6/16
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On Jan 5, 2016, Raddion wrote
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Can’t beat the classics.

Church O'Sabbatology

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Jan 6, 2016, 4:42:57 PM1/6/16
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On Tuesday, January 5, 2016 at 7:41:02 PM UTC-6, Raddion wrote:
> Ya know, I steer away from the fancy Comfy Charmin type paper. If you wet it down to meet OCD overkill-hygiene protocol, you're just guaranteed a big mess of annoying, hard-to-remove dangle berries. I guess I just prefer a good two ply plain Jane general purpose unscented paper, that's how I like to roll these days.

As Vegans, we only use leaves from the woods around our house so as to reduce the death and destruction of animals.

artcinco

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Jan 6, 2016, 4:50:26 PM1/6/16
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On Jan 6, 2016, Church O'Sabbatology wrote
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The UNSWEET LEAFS.

Raddion

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Jan 9, 2016, 8:42:43 AM1/9/16
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Have a cheeseburger, your colon will thank you.

Raddion

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Jan 9, 2016, 8:45:25 AM1/9/16
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It seems to me that leaves would be hard to flush, sometimes requiring a waiting period, followed by a second flush. So much for the Vegan's "green" approach.

artcinco

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Jan 10, 2016, 4:08:41 PM1/10/16
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On Jan 9, 2016, Raddion wrote
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He might have a compost pile.

Tim

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Jan 10, 2016, 5:58:36 PM1/10/16
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Artcinco the fag lusts for Raddions cock in her asshole

Move along now perverts

metalfo...@gmail.com

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Jul 24, 2017, 3:54:40 PM7/24/17
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On Tuesday, January 5, 2016 at 8:41:02 PM UTC-5, Raddion wrote:
> Ya know, I steer away from the fancy Comfy Charmin type paper. If you wet it down to meet OCD overkill-hygiene protocol, you're just guaranteed a big mess of annoying, hard-to-remove dangle berries. I guess I just prefer a good two ply plain Jane general purpose unscented paper, that's how I like to roll these days.

I use Scott brand, too.

If your ass is so chapped that you need moisturizing toilet paper, you have problems that toilet paper cannot solve.

artcinco

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Feb 7, 2018, 6:26:10 PM2/7/18
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On Jul 24, 2017, metalfo...@gmail.com wrote
(in article<f5c6899f-463f-4181...@googlegroups.com>):
So true...

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