This is a brief explanation of why so many people hate you. Note, this
is not the end-all in answers to the "Why do you hate me?" question, nor
do I speak on behalf of all people everywhere. I simply am regurgitating
what I've seen and trying to make some sense of it.
Like I've said before, WebTV is a GREAT idea in theory. Like AOL, the
desire to make user-friendly and inexpensive internet access is a noble
purpose. There are some great and wonderful things to be seen and
leanred from the internet. <blank stare, straight face, facade crumbles,
breaks down laughing like a loon>
In practice, however, it can be (and often is, in my experience) the
embodiment of all things stupid and assinine.
Like I said recently in another post, computer experience alone teaches
humility, patience, and respect. That, unto itself, causes many a
computer user to religiously maintain some few specific netiquette
guidelines, like quoting replies, not posting/sending huge bianary
(anything that isn't text) files in non-bianary newsgroups [just because
*YOU'RE* accessing this newsgroup at high speeds doesn't mean EVERYBODY
is, and, because you're in the minority, it'd be nice of you to respect
that], respecting both the "shift" and "capslock" keys, trimming
replies, realizing that newsgroups are for disucssion and non-moderated
newsgroups don't HAVE to be on topic, etc., etc., etc.
These things are fairly simple, easy to do (even though you'd hafta
manually copy/past messages for quoting) and make *EVERYBODY'S* lives
easier.
Now. I'm sure a few of you have heard me mention the Great Pink One. The
Holy Pinkness is the Anti-WebTV. In the heat of this a-cursed summer,
the Great Pink One did INSPIRE me to spread the word of the Pink One!
Look! This is what followed!
Subject: Color Me Pink
Author: D. Mentia
Email: d_me...@earthlink.net_fuck_spam_
Date: 1998/07/30
Forums: alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica
<a la Southern Baptist Preacher>
Hellfire and brimstone, bruthas and sistas! That ... THAT is what awaits
us. I believe it was the wise, wise words of one Mister Robert Anton
Wilson who once said, "Go forth! And become a happy cabbage!"
You see, dearly be-newsgrouped, the CABBAGE is the SUSTINENCE of The
Holy Pink One. The Great Pink feeeeeeeds upon the cabbage, is
nooooourished by the cabbage, feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed by the cabbage.
The Wise Mr. Wilson did so mean that, to become a happy cabbage, to
sacrifice one's spiritual self to the Order of the Pink Bunny is to
become one with The Great Pink One, is to align one's most precious of
existences with the WAY of the Holy Pink Bunny.
And so I call upon YOU, <points, contorts face> the WEBTV SUBSCRIBER, to
TURN YOURSELF OVER to Pinkdom, to REPENT your wicked ways as MEMBERS of
so UNHOLY a network, to SACRIFICE yourselves, your very physical husks,
to free your spirit to become ONE WITH THE BUNNY! Remember! The Holy
Pink Bunny wants not of your money, or your charity, or your time or
your prayers, but of your skin, skull and still-beating heart.
Here! I will provide you with the weaponry to commit so holy an act of
sacrifice: <holds up a bottle> THIS is Sodium Cyanide! This Holy WebTV
Cure Elixer will prove, undoubtedly, that the WebTV user has turned his
soul over to the Holy Pink One. DRINK of this elixer and become ONE with
the PINK ONE!
To you, the non-WebTV user, the average, impressionable
a.rnr.m.metallica subscriber, I entreat you -- FOLLOW the ways of the
Bunny ... defer not to the wicked ways of the UnHoly, but instead, offer
them the way to Enlightenment and give them this <holds up the bottle>
this HOLY WebTV Cure Elixer [Cherry flavored or Original!], nay FORCE
UPON THEM the Way to Enlightenment, that we may all, brothas and sistas,
live as one, happy, content and spiritually fulfilled newsgroup.
<hangs head>
[end repost]
Do you feel persecuted yet, WebTV user? No? I've got some spare time in
the near future. I'm sure I could make you feel thoroughly persecuted
and harassed. Pickle? Think you could lend a hand? 'Tis of no
consequence should you not be so inspired, but a helping hand could do
some good.
Toodles.
D. Mentia
-------------
Metria's better half.
First Disciple of the Bunny! (Blame ElangII)
Anti-Pschutt Inc.: Innovations in Cyber-violence since 1997
http://www.vclub.com/pch/anti_pschutt/
I have often read your posts in this NG as well as others in the Iron
Maiden NG. While taking your entire personality into account, I have
come to the conclusion that I really don't like you. You are an angry,
obnoxious, bitter, self-loathing guttermouth that hasn't a clue on how
to act like a lady. You would like nothing more than to drag others down
into the bottomless pit of misery that you are presently falling into.
Misery does love company -- go and pull out your Black album and have a
close listen.
But leaving my disdain for you aside, I will reply to your post and the
reasonable points that you brought up. As far as WebTV goes, I will
admit that a fair portion of users tend to disregard certain standards
such as cutting and pasting. Why? Probably because many are not aware
that the feature is available.
I will also admit that a certain portion of WebTV users tend to be
troublemakers and downright buffoons. However, there are many who use
the various "illustrious" providers and also turn out to be idiots, or
in your case, raving lunatics. There are, however, many even-keeled,
intelligent WebTV users out here. A few rotten apples don't have to
spoil the bunch.
It does often seem that WebTV users are not as intelligent or as sharp
as other users. Why? Maybe not everyone had the education that other
fortunate people have had for starters. Maybe because of this lack of
education, some people have to work minimum wage jobs to support
themselves and the low cost of a WebTV unit is their *only* alternative
to a computer. Why should a lack of money restrict someone internet
access? Maybe, D. Mentia, we aren't as fortunate as you to have a
computer sitting in our houses.
The internet in general is a real pussy way out. You can say anything to
anyone and not have to pay the piper (which in many cases would be a
broken jaw). You yourself have harnessed this safe road and turned the
net into some sort of medium or soapbox for your strange persona -- a
persona that obviously was rejected somewhere along the line by real
people in real situations.
In regards to your Pink and Bunny references, I haven't the faintest
fucking idea what the hell you are talking about nor do I really give a
damn. If you think that all NG readers follow your ways of life, or even
give a third of a rat's ass about your philosophies, you are sadly
mistaken. I remember a while back I followed the link to your homepage
after reading one of your bizarre posts and I learned that it was only
the tip of the iceberg. You seem to surround yourself with an array of
freaks and dickless wonders (one of which I believe, if I remember
correctly, allows you to place degrading signs on his back). Maybe these
people that kiss your ass and tell you that you are great have polluted
your mind. Get this straight -- you are not original, you are not
brilliant, you are not a thought-provoker, you are not funny, you are
not witty. But you certainly are: miserable, pitiful, lowly, angry,
depressed, but to an extent, fairly intelligent. It baffles me as to why
one would use half a brain to engage in your mindless activities. So you
can continue on your path and insult WebTV masses, or anyone else you
come in contact with because most likely, nobody really gives a shit,
including myself. I have used WebTV for over two years now and will
continue to do so. I have personally found it much more enjoyable to use
than a computer.
Jim
Group: alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica Date: Mon, Nov 16, 1998, 11:35am
(EST-3) From: d_me...@earthlink.net_NO_SPAM (D. Mentia) WebTVers!
Please! Read this! (D. spews gospel!)
I have made a total of about 20 posts to the Iron Maiden newsgroup, many
of which were cross-posted one-liners.
> While taking your entire personality into account, I have
> come to the conclusion that I really don't like you.
Behold! So fragile an ego as mine should be crushed under so difinitive
a judgement! Mommy! Hold me! <sobs>
> You are an angry, obnoxious, bitter, self-loathing guttermouth that
> hasn't a clue on how to act like a lady.
Self-loathing? Where'd you pull that from? (I'm curious, really.
Obnoxious? Yeah, I can understand that. Angry? Bitter? Most definately.
Would you like to see the tattooes? No? Pity.) Oh, and you forgot
'arrogant,' 'conceited,' and 'self-important.' I think that'd just about
complete the list. Whaddaya think?
> You would like nothing more than to drag others down into the bottomless
> pit of misery that you are presently falling into.
What the hell are you talking about? The post that you replied to
included a large chunk of silliness and an explanation about why some
people are instantly hostile at the mention of WebTV. Nothing more.
Where is this misery horse-puckey coming from?
> Misery does love company -- go and pull out your Black album and have a
> close listen.
> But leaving my disdain for you aside, I will reply to your post and the
> reasonable points that you brought up. As far as WebTV goes, I will
> admit that a fair portion of users tend to disregard certain standards
> such as cutting and pasting. Why? Probably because many are not aware
> that the feature is available.
Explain, then, why at the suggestion (even polite suggestion) to quote
so many WebTV users refuse to do so?
> I will also admit that a certain portion of WebTV users tend to be
> troublemakers and downright buffoons. However, there are many who use
> the various "illustrious" providers and also turn out to be idiots, or
> in your case, raving lunatics.
Did I say that all morons come from WebTV? No. I didn't say that all
morons come from WebTV. Like you said, they come from everywhere. (And
I'll take that 'raving lunatics' remark as a compliment, thanks. You do
so flatter me.)
> There are, however, many even-keeled, intelligent WebTV users out here. A
> few rotten apples don't have to spoil the bunch.
Why are you insisting that I said that WebTV is evil? I really wish I
knew where that was coming from? Oh. Wait. You're probably reading more
into what I said that what was really there. Are you allowing your
opinions of me to color your interpretation of my words?
> It does often seem that WebTV users are not as intelligent or as sharp
> as other users. Why? Maybe not everyone had the education that other
> fortunate people have had for starters.
JESUS. Let's not start that debate, please. Dumbfucks are dumbfucks no
matter what their education level. (NOTE: That is not to be read as,
"WebTV users are dumbfucks.") I don't care that everybody isn't as
brilliant as me <*AHEM*>; nobody's perfect, well, except me of course.
(And if you can't read the sarcasm in THAT statement, you're bloody
blind.)
[snip]
> Why should a lack of money restrict someone internet access? Maybe, D.
> Mentia, we aren't as fortunate as you to have a computer sitting in our
> houses.
Didn't I just say that? Hrm. Lemmee see.
"Like I've said before, WebTV is a GREAT idea in theory. Like AOL, the
desire to make user-friendly and inexpensive internet access is a noble
purpose. There are some great and wonderful things to be seen and
leanred from the internet."
Goodness! Would you look at that! In the message you replied to, I said
exactly that! Great minds, eh?
[snip]
> You yourself have harnessed this safe road and turned the net into some
> sort of medium or soapbox for your strange persona
So what? It's cheaper than publishing a book. (And don't tell me to
write letters to the editor to vent. The nice folks in the Nexus office
[UCSB paper] already know who I am.)
> -- a persona that obviously was rejected somewhere along the line by real
> people in real situations.
How would you know, Jim? How can you honestly make an so determined an
opinion based on what little information the Web has about me? A few
pictures, some choice opinions, and not much else. What you perceive as
'strange' and 'rejected' is simply one small sliver of who I am.
> In regards to your Pink and Bunny references, I haven't the faintest
> fucking idea what the hell you are talking about
That's the entire point.
> If you think that all NG readers follow your ways of life, or even
> give a third of a rat's ass about your philosophies, you are sadly
> mistaken.
What the hell do I care if they do or don't? The Bunny stuff is amusing
every so often and just random enough to make people blink in disbelief.
> I remember a while back I followed the link to your homepage
> after reading one of your bizarre posts and I learned that it was only
> the tip of the iceberg. You seem to surround yourself with an array of
> freaks and dickless wonders
Hrm. How odd. I remember reading something interesting and related...
what was it? Oh. Yes. "The internet in general is a real pussy way out.
You can say anything to anyone and not have to pay the piper (which in
many cases would be a broken jaw)." It's amazing how true some of what
you've said has been.
> (one of which I believe, if I remember correctly, allows you to place
> degrading signs on his back).
I don't think there's any pictures of anybody with signs on his/her
back.
> Maybe these people that kiss your ass and tell you that you are great
> have polluted your mind.
Who kisses my ass? I'd like to know. I mean, if somebody's going to
grovel I might as well be aware of it.
> Get this straight -- you are not original, you are not brilliant, you are
> not a thought-provoker, you are not funny, you are not witty.
Oh, you've simply crushed me. <sighs>
> But you certainly are: miserable, pitiful, lowly, angry, depressed, but
> to an extent, fairly intelligent.
Angry and intelligent I can understand. But pitiful? Lowly? Miserable?
Depressed? I'd really like to know what your reasoning is for those.
> It baffles me as to why one would use half a brain to engage in your
> mindless activities.
Do you know me out here in the real world? If you do, I'd like to meet
you, shake your hand, and slap stalker charges against you. To know what
I do out here, in such depth and detail, would indeed be a feat.
> So you can continue on your path and insult WebTV masses,
Would you kindly shut the fuck up about me insulting WebTV? What you're
reaing as an insult was humor.
> or anyone else you come in contact with because most likely, nobody
> really gives a shit, including myself.
Then why expend the energy explaining to me, in such detail, just how
much you don't like me?
> I have used WebTV for over two years now and will continue to do so.
Good for you. I'm sure your parents are proud. Why do I care? I don't. I
don't hold your ISP against you, unless it's supposed to be silly.
> I have personally found it much more enjoyable to use than a computer.
Really? I've found quite the opposite. (Yes! *Gasp!* I've played around
on WebTV a few times. While the 'Net is, in theory, a boundless
collection of info/entertainment, I've found I lose interest relatively
quickly and run off to play with the 'freaks and dickless wonders' out
there.)
Now that we've gotten the niceties out of the way, you can lick my left
ass-cheek, thanks. <ssssmmmooooch>
Toodles.
D. "Successfully avoiding cramming" Mentia
Yeah, but he's got great taste in music. And, guess what, that's why I come
here.
<snip>
>
>In regards to your Pink and Bunny references, I haven't the faintest
>fucking idea what the hell you are talking about nor do I really give a
then i guess you wouldn't be too thrilled hearing about the purple
beavers either huh? hey, i just thought of something, where's telly?
>damn. If you think that all NG readers follow your ways of life, or even
>give a third of a rat's ass about your philosophies, you are sadly
>mistaken. I remember a while back I followed the link to your homepage
>after reading one of your bizarre posts and I learned that it was only
>the tip of the iceberg. You seem to surround yourself with an array of
>freaks and dickless wonders (one of which I believe, if I remember
>correctly, allows you to place degrading signs on his back). Maybe these
>people that kiss your ass and tell you that you are great have polluted
>your mind. Get this straight -- you are not original, you are not
>brilliant, you are not a thought-provoker, you are not funny, you are
>not witty. But you certainly are: miserable, pitiful, lowly, angry,
>depressed, but to an extent, fairly intelligent. It baffles me as to why
>one would use half a brain to engage in your mindless activities. So you
>can continue on your path and insult WebTV masses, or anyone else you
>come in contact with because most likely, nobody really gives a shit,
>including myself. I have used WebTV for over two years now and will
>continue to do so. I have personally found it much more enjoyable to use
>than a computer.
>
>Jim
>
ck1
(not just any old cologne)
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Union/8360
That's a damned good question. He's probably found something more
amusing to do, like acutally seeking out those beavers.
>> then i guess you wouldn't be too thrilled hearing about the purple
>> beavers either huh? hey, i just thought of something, where's telly?
>
>That's a damned good question. He's probably found something more
>amusing to do, like acutally seeking out those beavers.
Or maybe......he FOUND them.
<shudder>
E.
*******
"Don't dance for the blind man,
He is the enemy,
And will take your eyes
Fly, don't dance blindly
And bleed for an enemy
Behind the mask of a friend"
--Foundation, "Follow"
>This is a brief explanation of why so many
>people hate you. Note, this is not the end-all in
>answers to the "Why do you hate me?"
>question, nor do I speak on behalf of all
>people everywhere. I simply am regurgitating
>what I've seen and trying to make some sense
>of it.
>Like I've said before, WebTV is a GREAT idea
>in theory. Like AOL, the desire to make
>user-friendly and inexpensive internet access
>is a noble purpose. There are some great and
>wonderful things to be seen and leanred from
>the internet
>In practice, however, it can be (and often is, in
>my experience) the embodiment of all things
>stupid and assinine.
>Like I said recently in another post, computer
>experience alone teaches humility, patience,
>and respect.
What i think is stupid is people that go out and buy $2000.00 to
$5000.00 pc's to post in ng's. You might as well get used to all this tv
internet stuff, because like it or not it's here to stay. No longer will
the internet be a monopoly for computer geeks.Do you know what teaches
me patience's? Having to read your endless whining about webtv.
Wasn't that james hetfield doing a webtv infomercial on the usa
network last night?
and in classis web TV style
you posted the message twice
get a clue
--
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|Simon & Schuster A&AT | Attention span is quickening. |
|Programmer | Welcome to the Information Age. |
\-------- http://www.superlibrary.com/people/justin/ ----------/
you depict all that is wrong with webtvers. first of all NOBODY AT ALL
pays 5000 dollars on a pc JUST to post in newsgroups. im assuming that
came entirely out of your ass. get a clue. as for the hetfield comment,
apparantely he'll do an ad for anything nowadays. but the biggest
example of your apparent need to make an idiot of yourself, you proved
D. Mentia's point EXACTLY. you posted your message twice. but since i
noticed that, i guess that makes me a "computer geek." oh no. what ever
will i do. <lacking any form of emotion>.
-andy
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I agree -- anybody who spends THAT much money on ANY computer to behave
solely as an i-net workstation is a fucking moron.
> You might as well get used to all this tv internet stuff, because like it
> or not it's here to stay.
Did I say that *I* didn't like the concept of WebTV? Did I seriously say
that I am out to persecute YOU specifically, sir, for having/using
WebTV? No. I only offered *ONE* *PLAUSIBLE* *REASON* for the massive
amounts of anti-WebTV stuff that I've seen and spouted off some
over-dramatic and blatantly silly bullshit about some Great Pink One.
> No longer will the internet be a monopoly for computer geeks.Do you know
> what teaches me patience's? Having to read your endless whining about
> webtv.
How is explaining why some people opt to thrash WebTV users whining? Did
I seriously tell you it should go away? NO. The Great Pink bullshit is
exactly that -- bullshit. And funny bullshit if one decides that one
doesn't want to get defensives.
> Wasn't that james hetfield doing a webtv infomercial on the usa
> network last night?
I hate TV almost as much as I hate bigotry and racism, so I wouldn't
know.
Let's see, i got:
web box no bigger than a vcr
hp672c color printer
42" color tv
wireless keyboard
comfy recliner
20/20 vision
and a seven inch dick for you to suck,maggotboy.
>
> What i think is stupid is people that go out and buy $2000.00 to
>$5000.00 pc's to post in ng's. You might as well get used to all this tv
>internet stuff, because like it or not it's here to stay. No longer will
>the internet be a monopoly for computer geeks.Do you know what teaches
>me patience's? Having to read your endless whining about webtv.
> Wasn't that james hetfield doing a webtv infomercial on the usa
>network last night?
>
Webtv user = idiot
very few exceptions
what the fuck can you do with webtv besides surf the net and post
<albeit not properly> on ngs? Answer: nothing. It's not worth
_whatever_ it costs you.
BTW, clueless wonderboy, I got:
12 gigs
300 megahertz
64mb
32x cdrom
56k modem
17 inch monitor
color printer
uhhh, ALL for $750
in fact you can get _decent_ computers CHEAPER than web tv
if you know what the fuck you are doing!
>No shit. Get used to it. WebTV is pretty damn cool. Not to mention
>cheap! So what if I'm an idiot? METALLICA is pretty damn cool too!
Why the fuck didn't you quote right?!?
Oh yeah, your lame-ass webtv doesn't work right in the ng's.
loser
>
>Can't we all just get along...I mean bong?
uhhhhh, no rodney we can't. period. it's that simple.
deal with it. oh yeah, on this and any other ng with the word "metal"
anywhere in the title, you will find shitloads of people who speak ill
of Metallica. It's that simple. deal with it.
>>From: thrashem@swbell_fuckspam.net
>
>>BTW, clueless wonderboy, I got:
>>12 gigs
>>300 megahertz
>>64mb
>>32x cdrom
>>56k modem
>>17 inch monitor
>>color printer
>>uhhh, ALL for $750
>
> Let's see, i got:
> web box no bigger than a vcr
heh heh, you got a "web box" as big as a fucking vcr and
you can't even download programs and shit?!?!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
> hp672c color printer
> 42" color tv
I'm sure _that_ came with the "cheap" webtv purchase!
<why in the fuck anyone would pay for a goddamn 42 inch tv, but
put down others for buying a computer is beyond me. of course
webtv'ers prob watch a lot of tv!>
> wireless keyboard
> comfy recliner
Well I would fucking hope so with a screen _that_ goddamn big!
> 20/20 vision
I got 20/15. For real.
>and a seven inch dick for you to suck,maggotboy.
I got an 8 and 1/4 inch dick for you to suck _after_ I'm done
sodomizing you! <or does the pink one get webtv'ers to itself, can't
remember?> for real.
BTW I'd watch the language their gayboy, whilst MY ISP is very liberal
about posting to ng's <especially when others use the same vulgar
language quite often> I know for a fact that GAY webtv won't stand for
it, and anyone can report you and get you kicked off!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
<note, *I* would never turn someone in for vulgar language, or most
anything else, just pointing out another example of how gay webtv is!>
>
>
Daddy they are swearing, please make them stop
Webtv doesn't waste their time with language in non-moderated
ng's. It is NOT a violation of their TOS.I know this because i have
already been through it with alt. gothic. If you don't believe me, give
it a try(ab...@webtv.net). Please post their response when you get it ,
so all of us awesome webtv'ers can have a big ole laugh,maggotboy.
!
>
> Daddy they are swearing, please make them stop
> Webtv doesn't waste their time with language in non-moderated
>ng's. It is NOT a violation of their TOS.I know this because i have
>already been through it with alt. gothic. If you don't believe me, give
>it a try(ab...@webtv.net). Please post their response when you get it ,
>so all of us awesome webtv'ers can have a big ole laugh,maggotboy.
heh heh. Ohhhhhh D.mentia???? Remeber how mr. mosh started crying and
shit, cause uhhh, WEBTV told him one more "launguage" violation on the
NON-moderated slayer ng would cause him to lose his account? And how
his replies thereafter consisted of "well I _would_ reply like you but
you'll just nark me out!"
Anyways dude, *I* don't care if you stay or go, I'm certainly not
going to get you kicked off your connection, but webtv DOES have gay
TOS, care to post it if you disagree??
<perks up> What's this?
It wasn't language. I've double checked with the abuse people. It was
the racist and off-topic content.
> Anyways dude, *I* don't care if you stay or go, I'm certainly not
> going to get you kicked off your connection, but webtv DOES have gay
> TOS, care to post it if you disagree??
I'll drink to that.
Now. Justify this for me. You're pissy about PC users cracking on WebTV
users, right? This upsets you. This angers you. Am I wrong? Why the hell
would you go and give those non-WebTV users who opt to harp on you
REASON to harp on you? That makes no sense to me, whatsoever.
>Mega-thrasher wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 20 Nov 1998 12:24:22 -0500 (EST), BadSe...@webtv.net spewed
>> forth:
>>
>> > Daddy they are swearing, please make them stop
>> > Webtv doesn't waste their time with language in non-moderated
>> >ng's.
>>
>> heh heh. Ohhhhhh D.mentia???? Remeber how mr. mosh started crying and
>> shit, cause uhhh, WEBTV told him one more "launguage" violation on the
>
>It wasn't language. I've double checked with the abuse people. It was
>the racist and off-topic content.
uhhh, I stated that wrong! :-) I_knew_ it was the racist shit! The
racist _language_!! :-) But that isn't a good example, however their
TOS is very gay and the swearing CAN get you booted, just you (nor I
nor _most_ would report you for it). My whole point of webtv being gay
kinda got mired down in the details. Oh well fuck it, everyone knows
it sucks anyways!
<webtv..... the best thing that ever happened to improve the image
of AOL'ers!!!>
>
>> Anyways dude, *I* don't care if you stay or go, I'm certainly not
>> going to get you kicked off your connection, but webtv DOES have gay
>> TOS, care to post it if you disagree??
>
>I'll drink to that.
>
making the internet accessible and affordable for us poor fucks, oh
my, WHAT a blunder. jealous maybe?
>no, but making it possible for ignorant people
>to be anywhere is
I take pride in my ignorance! I get to be ignorant at 1/10th the
price you paid to be so fucking intelligent.BTW,i shop at the salvation
army and i drive a yugo. LONG LIVE METALLICA!!!!
> On Thu, 19 Nov 1998 11:07:09 -0800 (PST), Clamp...@webtv.net (Dew
> Me) spewed forth:
>
> >No shit. Get used to it. WebTV is pretty damn cool. Not to mention
> >cheap! So what if I'm an idiot? METALLICA is pretty damn cool too!
>
> Why the fuck didn't you quote right?!?
> Oh yeah, your lame-ass webtv doesn't work right in the ng's.
> loser
Hmm, classic blunders for the net in the 90's - WInGate's & WebTv...
> >From: thrashem@swbell_fuckspam.net
>
> >BTW, clueless wonderboy, I got:
> >12 gigs
> >300 megahertz
> >64mb
> >32x cdrom
> >56k modem
> >17 inch monitor
> >color printer
> >uhhh, ALL for $750
>
> Let's see, i got:
> web box no bigger than a vcr
> hp672c color printer
> 42" color tv
> wireless keyboard
> comfy recliner
> 20/20 vision
> and a seven inch dick for you to suck,maggotboy.
Tes dick would be the most usefull part for any normal person, but since
you *are* a web-tv'er you probly cant even use that properly.
B.S.666, I shoulda told you this in my last post.
Usually webTVers and others new to NGs have MIME or someother crap in
their posts like HTML, but you don't and I think that's cool. :)
I figure your choice of software switches has something to do with that.
???????????
If you know why your posts are free of all that non-unix crap could you
do me a favor and pass that information on to other webTVers?
Tin + Pico here.
Alvin Johnston <--libertarian
no, but making it possible for ignorant people to be anywhere is
--
oh, so you get to be ignorant paying 1/10th of the 300 bucks I have paid for
computer equipment in my life, eh?
so, webtv costs 30 bucks?
oh, and I get free internet connectivity
> >From: ken...@mypad.com (KenSiko) Re:
> >WebTVers! (fucking waaa!!)
>
> >Hmm, classic blunders for the net in the 90's -
> >WInGate's & WebTv...
>
> making the internet accessible and affordable for us poor fucks, oh
> my, WHAT a blunder. jealous maybe?
Poor? I am using a system that cost me less than $500. And the monitor was
$350.
The thing is, dopey, whenever I see the words WEB TV in the header, I know
for a fact that the rest of the post will be in ALL CAPS and contain NO
content.
I have only ever -EVER- seen maybe one user of WEB tv who actually wasnt a
dickhead. It's like you sign a contract obliging you to act as immiture and
obnoxious as possible. Prove me wrong.
Jealous of that? Not me buddy.
> >From: justin...@superlibrary.com
> >(Justin Bell) Re: WebTVers! (fucking waaa!!)
>
> >no, but making it possible for ignorant people
> >to be anywhere is
>
> I take pride in my ignorance! I get to be ignorant at 1/10th the
> price you paid to be so fucking intelligent.BTW,i shop at the salvation
> army and i drive a yugo. LONG LIVE METALLICA!!!!
Only with uncommon ignorance will you be seen to be *that* ignorant!
1/10 eh? Just what would that be then?
>There are some great and wonderful things to
>be seen and leanred from the internet."
uh hahhahhahhah hahhahahhhahah Yeah, like Porno hahahhhah
hahhahahhahah hahhahha.
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"YOU BASTARDS"