I'm also a headliner act at Nerdapalooza SE II, July 4th and 5th in
Orlando, FL. By all means, come and hang out both days. There will be some
great MCs there, not just me. ; )
Looking for webmasters,
http://www.bedoper.com
> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:04:27 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
> President 2012 wrote:
>
>> Apparently[SLAP]
>
> Apparently nobody gives a fuck.
>
> heh
Oh, clealy.
NEEDS MORE COWBELL
> On Sun, 2 Mar 2008 20:28:27 +0000 (UTC)
> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> <jas...@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> news:1mbjuj....@news.alt.net:
>>
>> > On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:04:27 +0000, Jason Gortician -
>> > Libertarian for President 2012 wrote:
>> >
>> >> Apparently[SLAP]
>> >
>> > Apparently nobody gives a fuck.
>> >
>> > heh
>>
>> Oh, clealy.
>
> NEEDS MORE COWBELL
And heroin.
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> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jas...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>> §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net> wrote in
Mmmmmm. Ann Magnusson.
Snuh post arnt supposed to make you *think* JayJay...
And Nicorette 21 mg patches carefully cut into diagonal
1/32-inch sections, soaked in a mixture of one part lemon
juice and nine parts absinthe for two hours, then laid
lengthwise in a Pyrex baking dish and baked at 325
degrees for 2 1/2 hours, followed which they are removed
and allowed to cool for 50 minutes on a south-facing
windowsill, after which the strips are rolled and smoked
while all present sing the theme from "That's So Raven".
-- Bill Cleere
"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)
>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080303085234.09977278
>> @vector:
>>
>> > On Sun, 2 Mar 2008 20:28:27 +0000 (UTC)
>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>> > <jas...@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >
>> >> Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> >> news:1mbjuj....@news.alt.net:
>> >>
>> >> > On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:04:27 +0000, Jason Gortician -
>> >> > Libertarian for President 2012 wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> Apparently[SLAP]
>> >> >
>> >> > Apparently nobody gives a fuck.
>> >> >
>> >> > heh
>> >>
>> >> Oh, clealy.
>> >
>> > NEEDS MORE COWBELL
>>
>> And heroin.
>>
>And bongwater.
And buhwater.
And guhwater.
Too much work. Niquill and vodka.
OR A FLAMING MOE! Stolen from Homers original recipie.
Not enough work! Crushed Nigerian Cialis extract plus
Sauce Viagrette, topped with Rhinoceros Tusk shavings, lightly
garnished with granulated KlonopinXXX.
And a good morning to you, Vietnam.
> snuh...@netscape.net (§ńühw¤Łf) wrote:
>
>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jas...@yahoo.com>
>>wrote:
>>> §ńühw¤Łf <snuh...@netscape.net> wrote in
>>> news:20080303085234.09977278 @vector:
>>>
>>> > On Sun, 2 Mar 2008 20:28:27 +0000 (UTC)
>>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>> > <jas...@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>> >
>>> >> Meat Plow <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>>> >> news:1mbjuj....@news.alt.net:
>>> >>
>>> >> > On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:04:27 +0000, Jason Gortician -
>>> >> > Libertarian for President 2012 wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >> Apparently[SLAP]
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Apparently nobody gives a fuck.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > heh
>>> >>
>>> >> Oh, clealy.
>>> >
>>> > NEEDS MORE COWBELL
>>>
>>> And heroin.
>>>
>>And bongwater.
>
> And buhwater.
By Jove, I think he's got it.
Archie, I take such pity on you that I shall impart upon you this
information. I was cut from 'Nerdcore Rising' at the last minute, along
with some other people, even though I am listed on the website as
appearing.
So, you may gloat in the fact that I am appearing in only *one* film this
year, to debut next month in Minnesota, of all places.
Gloat away.
Guided Ayahusca trips available now in L.A. and thereabouts. Tori Amos
and Sting both did it.
And juhwater.
> snuh...@netscape.net (§ñühw¤£f) wrote in
Ayahusca...hmmm...
http://www.ayahuasca-shamanism.co.uk/onanyanshobo-ayahuasca-info.htm
Gettin dizzy Inca style.
That shaman dude is going to regret shooting off
his big mouth to Graham Hancock.
...unless he's building a tourist hotel.
I hear they'll be including barf bottles for the ayahuasca
ceremony in the gift bags for next year's Oscars.
A feature is to have your mind split in two, and lots of snakes enter
your brain.
If you leave them in, you'll always know who your enemies are...
> I hear they'll be including barf bottles for the ayahuasca
> ceremony in the gift bags for next year's Oscars.
This comment should be president.
> §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net> wrote in
I have no idea what I could possibly type in response to that.
--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/20/mccain-ignores-gi-bill/
Reptilian bicameralism! Kinky!
> If you leave them in, you'll always know who your enemies are...
That makes a hell of a lot of sense, as long as you
remember to periodically re-oxygenate your
self-esteem by punching little ventilation holes
in your subconscious.
"Google Groups does not currently support posting to the
following usenet groups: "alt.drugs.psychedelic"."
Good. Fuckheads won't know what hit 'em when somebody
sweetens up their energy drink.
In the national polls, it's trailing only "Hey, you,
yeah, you, all a' yez, go fuck yourselves, OK?"
its obvious. snakes in a brain. coming to a cinema near you soon.
If its as bad as the movie by a similar name, I'll keep my money in
my pocket.
--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/21/bush-shorthanded-iran/
>A feature is to have your mind split in two, and lots of snakes enter
>your brain.
>
>If you leave them in, you'll always know who your enemies are...
Maybe you can rant about the HUGE POOLS OF MOLTEN STEEL again, jasnuh.
--
"Classic erroneous presupposition."
-- David Tholen
It's pretty much what makes it one of my all-time favorite statements.
But, on a deeper level, it tells us that everything we thought we knew
about reptilians, from a western culture perspective, isn't true.
> >> A feature is to have your mind split in two, and lots of snakes
> >> enter your brain.
>
> >> If you leave them in, you'll always know who your enemies are...
>
> > I have no idea what I could possibly type in response to that.
>
> It's pretty much what makes it one of my all-time favorite statements.
>
> But, on a deeper level, it tells us that everything we thought we knew
> about reptilians, from a western culture perspective, isn't true.
The snakes also come in handy when the bicameral brain
breaks down -- they can carry auditory hallucinations from
one side to the other.
We could use more of that sort of business, to short-circuit
the normal processes of "western culture", which, at this
point in history, should at least have burned itself out and
be incapable of doing further mischief, only it hasn't and
isn't.
The reptilians are actually terraforms representing an
unspeakably advanced alien race which uses humans
to test out behavioral concepts (said race having
evolved to the point where it can't be bothered with
actually doing anything, and employs disposable
surrogates, such as us, for the heavy lifting.)
The behavioral concepts currently being modelled
on Earth are (1) advertising and (2) acting like a
fucking asshole.
WOw. Couple of things; you guys should write for Futurama and if any reptilians ever come here (to earth) I hope they meet youse goys foist.
Because I would just hide under the bed :)
you are ~so~ full of bullshit.
--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
<This space for rent.>
Reptillian belief is much like the "furry lifestyle". It represents a albit erroneous explanation for humanities disgusting smelly animal side. The part with all the germs and sticky stuff...that you really arnt sure what it is because it might be something you ate earlier and why is it now stuck to your sleve?
Correction. You'll keep your *motherfucking* money in your
*motherfucking* pocket.
Black people use teh swears a lot!
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> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:44:11 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
> Libertarian for President 2012" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>§ńühw¤Łf <snuh...@netscape.net> wrote in
>>news:20080321091814.343b5cae@vector:
>>
>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:50:17 +0000 (UTC)
>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>> <jas...@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>
>>>> §ńühw¤Łf <snuh...@netscape.net> wrote in
>>>> news:20080317093002.6bc392e9@vector:
>>>>
>>>> > On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:18:14 +0000 (UTC)
>>>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>> > <jas...@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>> >
>>>> >> snuh...@netscape.net (§ńühw¤Łf) wrote in
No, Dave, as usual, I'm really not. Look at how other cultures, south
americans and others, view snakes. They are revered, not reviled.
> dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
> news:s4cru3ts7c82m7h8i...@4ax.com:
>
> > On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:44:11 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
> > Libertarian for President 2012" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >>§ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net> wrote in
> >>news:20080321091814.343b5cae@vector:
> >>
> >>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:50:17 +0000 (UTC)
> >>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >>> <jas...@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >>>
> >>>> §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@netscape.net> wrote in
> >>>> news:20080317093002.6bc392e9@vector:
> >>>>
> >>>> > On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:18:14 +0000 (UTC)
> >>>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >>>> > <jas...@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >> snuh...@netscape.net (§ñühw¤£f) wrote in
Wot about Jaguars? I really like jaguars.
Anacondas are just dull for pets. Unless you fall asleap and wake up with it wrapped around your neck. Then you die.
I would totally like to be a shaman and channel a jaguars!
Mebbe I could p-shift into won.
That would be kewl...
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http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/13/i-dont-even-know-who-petraeus-and-crocker-are/