O/T Revenge?
Dazgoulash
people that I know over the years and got to thinking.... what's the worst act
of revenge that you good folk have carried out?
I once pissed in my stepfather's cowboy boots and put some diluted battery acid
from my motorbike in his aftershave...God I hated that prick.
Also had a run in with a new office manager at work who was out to make a name
for himself. One of the staff in his office was asked to make him a cup of
coffee and so I had the greatest of pleasure in running the tip of my
spam-javelin around the rim of his cup. I've since found out that he's a big
AC/DC fan and we now get on great. I told him that I'd done it to someone who
had pissed me off but didn't let on it was him...would've stopped him laughing
I reckon.
Goulash
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"Dazgoulash" <dazgo...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Just been tittering with my mate about revenge that has been inflicted on
> people that I know over the years and got to thinking.... what's the worst
act
> of revenge that you good folk have carried out?
At a previous house my neighbour was a complete and utter nutter. He used to
moan like fuck at me if a crisp packet landed in his front garden - quite
why he thought it was me only he knew.
Anyway, two acts of revenge here Daz. I went away for two weeks on holiday
and set my alarm for 5am - with the volume on high for Radio One. Needless
to say the old cunt was woke up every morning for two weeks at 5am.
I also padlocked his front gate early one morning and the twat had to call a
locksmith out.
We ended up having a fight in the street, which resulted in me cracking a
knuckle. His face was black and blue and he never moaned again.
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Doof©
I'm gonna.
The following acts MAY have been done by me and my hoodlums.......
Got 2 hoses and filled this guys cars in his driveway over night. We did
this several times.
Cut the entire lining around a dudes swimming pool then threw in ALL the
patio furniture INCLUDING the BBQ.
Made X-Lax coffee at work.
Crazy glued ALL the locks on this fuckers cars and house.
Pipe bombed a guys car
Drove a friend of mine and did a drive by shoot up of some guys car.
Fire bombed a few cars.
Pissed in my buddy's younger brothers beer at a party cause he was being an
asshole.
Stole my buddy's underwear & bra collection then placed it all over my car.
I then went to this party where I knew most of the girls that had these
items missing would be. Thing is my buddy got in more shit than I did. That
was a bonus!!
My buddy video taped him and this chick fucking and he showed it to me.
Months later this bitch was being a total fuck head. She had no idea I saw
the tape so in front of about 50 people I let the secret out. I got called
an asshole (ouch good one) and my buddy got a kick in the dick!!!
I used to call this guy I worked with at home and pretend I was the boss. I
would tell him we would be down for 2 or 3 days while the machines or what
ever got fixed so he had the time off.
Got this weed/grass killer chemical from my buddy who's dad is a farmer and
wrote out. "FUCK YOU ANCASTER" on the ball diamond out field. The day before
the world T ball tourney in town starts the grass is burnt to shit with the
huge words "FUCK YOU ANCASTER". The town re-soded that night but you could
still see the words. We put the chemical on it about a week & a half earlier
not even knowing the tourney was around the corner. BONUS FOR US!
Here is the worst thing ever done.....
My buddy's buddy had a problem with a guy making payments on this car hoist
so we were hired to "fix" the problem. All we had to do was break into this
auto body shop and steal as much as we could and take the work van. Well we
did do that but I got bored waiting for the van to get hot wired so I took
the cans of paint (un mixed) and proceeded to drain the cans all over this
1930ish supped up hotrod. I put paint in the rad, oil cap, in the ashtray.
Fuck you name it, paint was in it. The van and its contents get delivered
and the following day my artwork is on the front page of the newspaper. Fuck
did I shit my pants. Anyway we got away with it & dude got the hoist payment
in full a few weeks later. If any of you are wondering what became of that
hotrod the guy had to scrap it. Severs him right. Pay your debts before you
restore a classic car. The tools are at the bottom of Lake Ontario.Total
loss was a shit load of money.
There is a shit load more that was done as but I might save that for another
day. Or if anyone needs tips just get in touch with me.
Yes folks I'm not proud of some of the revenge things I've done but that was
then, this is now. Most of them were stupid ones when I was young & foolish.
(I guess much hasn't changed!!)
Anyway I'd like to see some more of you and what you've done.
Good post Daz!
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Take ten dollars out and send it to me, ha ha".
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Adam Cook
I remember once being at a party and this big asshole was just pissing
people off. Kept fucking with the music, pawing at women who wanted nothing
to do with him, spilling his beer, etc. He drove an old convertible
trans-am, and left the top down. I went out, climbed up on the car, and
pissed all over the drivers seat inside. Felt much better, until the
morning, when I discovered that my friend I had come with had taken off at
some point. Now I needed a ride home, and the only guy left was the asshole
with the trans-am. I carefull got in on the passenger side, told myself I'd
pissed mostly on the drivers side, and didn't say a word. I almost cracked
up when he got in, noticed the sitting moisture around the stick shift and
said, "man, it must have rained last night". This fuckers car was so dirty,
disgusting, full of fast foot wrappers, old clothes and trash that my load
of piss didn't even warrant notice to him.
- Adam
Doof©
Once at a party I took out the riding lawn mower an drove it around the
neighbour hood. I had to ditch it and run as I could not run out the cops on
it.
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"I want you to hear me out there
This is for all you bad boys
This is a story of the saint of rock 'n' roll
I want you to put your hands in your pocket
Take ten dollars out and send it to me, ha ha".
AC/DC '83.
C.M.D. Nov1/72 - July 17/00.
"May the good Lord shine a light on you,
make every song you sing, your favorite tune."
M. Jaggar.
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TONY VOLK
young men generally deserve a severe, and repeated booting to the groin. In
my old age, I've learned that 'tis far better to forget about most things,
'cause they really don't matter. Well, OK, I learned that from an old
Bads.;)
Tony
To The Top
talking hundreds of thousands in US money. Even *I* didn't do that much
shit. However, I guess enough time has passed that I can say I was involved
in a bonified kidnapping. (1980-1981?) Some unlucky punk happened to steal
the PA system and bass cabinets that our band 'collectively' owned. We
found out who did it, and promptly apprehended his ass with a couple of
357's. Then we tied him up and let his sit in the back of this guys VW van
for about two days in the scorching sun. We let him go, got our shit back,
and never saw that guy in the hood again.
*Disclaimer whoo yas* I mean a friend did this, not me.
Whoo Ya
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ACDCCam
to mind.
I got revenge on a copper that did me for speeding on the bike (96 in a 60
limit, £670 fine, £125 costs and 6 points plus another £200 for small number
plate, illegal exhaust, no chain guard and black visor)
About 2 years after the bastard got me he called at my Ma's surgery to discuss
something or other so I show him into my Ma's consulting room and my Ma offers
him a coffee and guess who got the job of brewing up. Anyways I put the kettle
on and in the meantime got his cup and squeezed a tiny dribble of piss out into
said cup (sadly I had a slash 20 mins before the porker arrived) and then
proceeded to make the coffee and put the sugar in (didn't stir though..hehe). I
took them into the consulting room and when I offered the porker his brew the
bastard announces he does not take suger....DAMN!!! So I go off to make him
another...Jesus, I just about bust a bloodvessel getting another portion of
wass for that SOB but I managed it and took great pleasure in watching him
drink every drop.
DERBYSHIRE traffic cops drink piss...its official!
Cam
(rep for ACAB)
Music is Art, Audio is Engineering
Jgbintbass
It is lunch period on some day when I'm in the first grade at Annandale
Terrace elementary (this is around '73 or '74). Boy by the name of David has a
message for Karen but does he say that to her directly? No, he passes it along
by whispering it in someone's ear and after saying what he wants to say, says
"Pass it on."
The message is a simple "Karen, hello from David" but to which I add "and
pull down your pants" and pass the message along. After being passed along,
Karen receives the message and chews David out to which he says "I didn't say
THAT!" and somehow, I'm not laughing my head off!
There's Gonna Be Some Rockin'...
TONY VOLK
folks have had happen to them. Drink lots of coffee Cam? ;)
Tony
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fiddaman
"ACDCCam " <acd...@aol.comnojunk> wrote in message
Jesus, I just about bust a bloodvessel getting another portion of
> wass for that SOB but I managed it and took great pleasure in watching him
> drink every drop.
> DERBYSHIRE traffic cops drink piss...its official!
>
> Cam
> (rep for ACAB)
>
Remind me never to flame you Cam. Then again you don't drink coffee at open
air gigs (heheheheh)
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>
> Music is Art, Audio is Engineering
badlands420
>Jesus, I just about bust a bloodvessel getting another portion of
> wass for that SOB but I managed it and took great pleasure in watching him
> drink every drop.
> DERBYSHIRE traffic cops drink piss...its official!
Okay, there was this dude named Todd in high school, and he held the
official title of "Guy Who's Willing To Do The Grossest Shit." So one day
we're all at Carl's Jr. ditching school, and Todd's entertaining everybody
with his usual "puke on the table and suck it back up" routine, when I up
and accuse him of not having the balls to drink another man's piss. Much to
my dismay, the son of a bitch instantly accepts the challenge, and instructs
me to produce some urine for his consumption. So I take my half-empty Coke
cup into the restroom and let loose a big steamin' yellow piss into it until
it's filled to the rim. I slap the lid back on, insert the straw, make my
way back to the table, and place the cup in front of Todd, announcing
"There, I pissed in my Coke. Drink it."
(Bear in mind, now, I never thought he had any intention of *actually*
imbibing my bladder nectar. I thought he was just talkin' shit.)
So the sick bastard rips the lid off the cup, inspects the contents (which,
I shit you not, were STEAMING, FROTHY, and BRIGHT YELLOW) and proceeds to
SLAM THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING in about five seconds flat.
I didn't hang out with Todd very much after that.
Jgbintbass
Todd probably moved to Tijuana -- they probably make a role model out of him
there!
There's Gonna Be Some Rockin'... at the beach today as I'm heading to Ocean
City, Maryland, but will be back this evening.
CameronCSinclair
>
Actually I don't drink it at all unless its laced with brown stuff (hash I mean
you sicko's!).
Cam
CameronCSinclair
>imbibing my bladder nectar. I thought he was just talkin' shit.)
>
>So the sick bastard rips the lid off the cup, inspects the contents (which,
>I shit you not, were STEAMING, FROTHY, and BRIGHT YELLOW) and proceeds to
>SLAM THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING in about five seconds flat.
>
>I didn't hang out with Todd very much after that.
>
I take it he got a job doing quality control at the Miller factory?
Cam
Jgbintbass
From an interview years ago, Slash said Corona used to be good until they
started putting piss in it and well, now we know who has been putting THAT in
Corona!