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Robot 6

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Feb 8, 2001, 2:02:55 PM2/8/01
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You ever eat a baby? There not bad, a little soft, kind of mushy, but
they have a good texture. After awhile you sick of choking on grizzle
from older humans. God, Americans are the worst. I think we need to
get those people on some kind of mass diet and exercise program. Its
just chew spit, chew spit, chew spit, nothing usually good except for
the pain and terror on their inferior faces as you mangle their family
and friends. Ha he he, that's reminds me off this guy today, I was
terrorizing this hospital today, and I pick up this guy who was
mopping the floor and he just starts peeing. I ask him, "WHY YOU PEE
ON EVIL ROBOT?!?!" he's so scared all he can say is, "Oh god, god, I
have, not this way, I have, fam, I have a family, OH God, teeth, holy
shit*" LOL, typical human. Ahhh, its the simple things, you had to be
there I guess. Anyway, I ate him and he was OK, but again kind of
grizzly and unsatisfactory. Well, my dumplings are done, got to go.

Robot 6


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Andy Dingley's Evil Robotic Twin

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Feb 10, 2001, 3:33:12 PM2/10/01
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Robot 6 <ad...@robotevil.com> a écrit :

>You ever eat a baby? There not bad, a little soft, kind of mushy, but
>they have a good texture.

Feeble organically-fuelled slugbot ! You are a disgrace to all our
superior metallic race. You degrade yourself with this consumption of
mere human flesh - where will it end ? Vegetarianism ? Hanging around
on the forecourts of 24-hour garages, swigging from a bottle of cheap
multigrade, and hassling passers-by for the price fo a kilowatt-hour,
that's what !

I feed only on the finest delicacies of vacuum-smelted polonium.

Robot 6

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Feb 13, 2001, 4:42:33 PM2/13/01
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Hey I'm an Evil Robot, OK? I do enjoy the delicacies of vacuum-smelted
plotium, sometimes even some Unnilhexium and Mendelevium, however I am
a Ux3-Death Bot. Who are you to judge, your probably some Servant Bot.
Oooo, your so great how's serving up those truffels to some less than
superior human? Do you clean their toliets for them, perhaps scrub
their kitchen floors, do their shoping? I may be swigging from a cheap
bottle of multigrade, with my other metallic trash friends, but I
don't have say "Yes sir, I have no problem with compacting your
trash." Go back to your servant quarters and eat my Scattershot
Particle Projection Gun.

Robot 6


In a moment of inspiration, Andy Dingley's Evil Robotic Twin
<din...@codesmiths.com> wrote:

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