MELROSE SIG. CODE v1.0

[Ro London]

The Melrose Chatters Sig. Encoder V1.0 Post!

Read each question and determine your answer. Use the patented Melrose
Code(tm) to display your answers in your signature file like the example:

~ Ro London ~ ade...@charm.net
Melrose Code v1.0 Tm++ Ty+ Se++ Ag++ Sx Pe++ Ml+ Oc-- Fu+ Mu++ Sl

How much time do you waste each day on this thing?
Tm++ - My fingers have blisters and my eyes do not shut anymore.
Tm+ - Only when I'm supposed to be working.
Tm - About an hour a day.
Tm- - Whenever I can get on a friends computer.
Tm-- - I hate interacting with people.

What type of chatter are you?
Ty++ - I am constantly yelling and giggling.
Ty+ - I always add just enough dimension to the group.
Ty - I usually talk one on one in private.
Ty- - I am a lurker.
Ty-- - I am Ice Cube.

How do you feel about sex?
Se++ - I slam net-sex crazed newbies.
Se+ - I am the telnet den mother.
Se - Melrose is a good forum for discussion.
Se- - I avoid all sex.
Se-- - My name contains the words:
Hot, Babe, Stud, Hard, Horny, or Tits

What is your age?
Ag++ - I am (exactly) 20-something.
Ag+ - I'm a late teen.
Ag - I must be in bed by 10:pm
Ag- - I am young pretending to be old.
Ag-- - I am old pretending to be young (most obvious, BTW).

What is your sex?
Sx++ - Male
Sx+ - Female
Sx - I am Fred.
Sx- - I am female pretending to be male.
Sx-- - I am male pretending to be female (Again, most obvious).

Very generally, Sum up your personality type:
Pe++ - I am fun, humorous, clever, and modest too!
Pe+ - I prefer to discuss intricate topics.
Pe - I have princess syndrome type: b
Pe- - Complainer (Why won't you talk to me???).
Pe-- - Dude! I type with one finger and fuckin' reek of pot!

And, The way you look?

Males:
Ml++ - I am Brad Pitt.
Ml+ - I Think I'm Brad Pitt.
M1 - I am a nice, clean cut, average cute guy.
M1- - I am Fred.
M1-- - I am a brain in tank of bubbly liquid.

Females:
Fl++ - I am as sexy as my handle would have you believe.
Fl+ - I THINK I'm as sexy as my handle has you believe.
Fl - I'm a nice, average, pretty woman.
Fl- - I am Fred.
Fl-- - Ok, let's face it...I am a cow.

What about your occupation and/ or future goals?
Oc++ - I have a great paying job that I love to death.
Oc+ - I am at the bottom rung of a great company ladder.
Oc - I am still in school.
Oc- - I work at a gas station.
Oc-- - I am Ro (The Hippy Minimalist).

Besides Melrose, what do you do for fun?
Fu++ - If there ain't no beer, then I ain't here!
Fu+ - I love to go out once and a while and get tipsy.
Fu - This is my fun!
Fu- - Yeah, right! I have a spouse.
Fu-- - I play Mahjong.

Generally describe your musical preferences:
Mu++ - My Life IS music--all types, all the time.
Mu+ - Modern rock and/or pop is for me.
Mu - I was country before country was cool.
Mu- - I am a metal head, dood.
Mu-- - I like Wham!

And, Last, but certainly not least, YOUR SEX LIFE!
Sl++ - I am single. I am young. I am crazy.
Sl+ - I am in a serious relationship.
Sl - I have no one. I want a serious relationship.
Sl- - Yeah right! I have a spouse!
Sl-- - I am Fred.