The "no contact" order has a specific name or two on it, right? Well,
you can always indirectly get revenge on the turd by using those near
him.
Is he married? What would his wife do if she received pictures of him
frolicking with another woman? Just download some porn from the Internet
that shows some guy getting laid, get a digital picture of him, and alter
the porn by pasting his face over the face of the guy getting laid.
(This will take some practice, but it's really not as hard as it sounds.
It just takes patience and diligence.)
Has he got a pet that he lets roam at night? It would sure be awful if
it trotted away and never came back, wouldn't it?
Has he got a job? What would his boss do if your pal sent him a vulgar
letter threatening legal action and all kinds of other nasty shit unless
a list of unreasonable demands (a sky-high raise, tons of paid vacation
time, a four-hour workday, and so on) are met?
Is he in school? Teachers don't like students who cheat. Imagine what
they would do if they saw on ad posted by somebody willing to sell their
old assignments and tests and stuff. Or better yet, if your pal sent
them an official-looking "freedom of information act request" demanding
all the answers to an upcoming major exam and threatening litigation if
the request is denied.
Lucky bastard!
I wish _I_ had a notice from the police that said that they no
longer were to have contact with me.
Huh? What?
Oh, I get it!
You had a RESTRAINING ORDER issued upon your sad self so as not
to annoy a person, right?
Why?
> I can't get close to this
> person or fax, or phone or anything.
What did you do to earn this privilege?
> I need to do it without a following
> trail.
Let me understand this, OK?
You need "renge" on a person that LEGALLY wants and has the
Courts authority to do, so that you be kept away from doing more
future acts of whateverisms you allegedly did and are wanting to
do because of things YOU caused and did to them in the past, so
as to get back at the stupidity you made in the first place?
Am I close?
> Please help me with ideas, because this bastard deserves 110%.
> Thanks In Advance -
Get some "Clue Musk", splash some on, stand in a field of clues,
mate with the pretty Clue, beget a clue or two, nourish said
clues, and call it yours.
> I will check for threads throughout the day.
Take your time.
You'll need a month.
Nothing wrong with rescuing a pet from somebody who doesn't deserve to
have it, and giving it a loving home where it will be happier than it
was before. 'Course, if it turns out to be a vicious, disgusting,
obnoxious pet then that's a different matter.
Evil Help Needed wrote:
> I need help.
> I need to get revenge on someone that has fucked me over and gotten the
> police to give me a notice of no contact. I can't get close to this
> person or fax, or phone or anything. I need to do it without a following
> trail. Please help me with ideas, because this bastard deserves 110%.
> Thanks In Advance - I will check for threads throughout the day.
> Yeah, really friggin lovely. I got a major case of the
> warm fuzzies. Why don't you and fuzzy snuggle
> bunny landlord get yourself the sound track to
> deliverence and get a room.
>
Guess you didn't get laid last night ... again.
How long is it now?
Man, your sack must be dragging on the ground.
--
The Revanchist
'Revenge is mine' saith the Lord, 'so, let's talk franchising.'
TLC (tinlc)(tm) #2002, a.f.i-c #1
revanchist [at] sternpost [.] de
They'll take care of it for you.
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