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finger puppets that a taxidermist made with dead mouse heads and bodies

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Chris Tsao

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Mar 18, 2012, 8:42:43 AM3/18/12
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I am going to find out if this is for sale. If not, when I get a job,
I will pay a taxidermist to make me five finger puppets of dead mouse
heads and torsos to put on each of the fingers on one of my hands and
I will walk up to a female enemy at my job and follow her around
whilst putting my hand in her face and sometimes rubbing the mice on
her face, then I will punch her with my other hand.

Chris Tsao

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Apr 20, 2012, 11:21:48 PM4/20/12
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Here's a mouse bracelet one can have made up to wear to work. I am starting a collection of dead mice, which I will be bringing to work with me when I get a job.

Chris Tsao

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Apr 20, 2012, 11:37:53 PM4/20/12
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On Apr 20, 11:21 pm, Chris Tsao <rigida7...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Sunday, March 18, 2012 8:42:43 AM UTC-4, Chris Tsao wrote:
> >http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jy4nDig5Xdk/S2jVWokIVGI/AAAAAAAAAww/MCl0rlI...
>
> > I am going to find out if this is for sale. If not, when I get a job,
> > I will pay a taxidermist to make me five finger puppets of dead mouse
> > heads and torsos to put on each of the fingers on one of my hands and
> > I will walk up to a female enemy at my job and follow her around
> > whilst putting my hand in her face and sometimes rubbing the mice on
> > her face, then I will punch her with my other hand.
>
> http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mouse_bracelet.jpg
>
> Here's a mouse bracelet one can have made up to wear to work. I am starting a collection of dead mice, which I will be bringing to work with me when I get a job.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090714/640/taxidermy_jewelry_640_03.jpg

Here's a way to fasten mice and rats to the top of your head your
head. I forgot what this is called.

Chris Tsao

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Apr 20, 2012, 11:27:57 PM4/20/12
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Or have a necklace made up with dead mice on them when you go to attack female enemies. This is what I'm going to do. If you don't want to spring for taxidermy mice, buy them in a petshop and tie them to a string that you wrap around your neck. If your enemy isn't there when you go to beat her up, then put the necklace in the freezer. I want my taxidermy mice to remain in mint condition, so I won't use them. I'll buy mice frozen or I'll kill them myself.

Chris Tsao

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Apr 23, 2012, 7:12:02 PM4/23/12
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On Apr 20, 11:27 pm, Chris Tsao <rigida7...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Friday, April 20, 2012 11:21:48 PM UTC-4, Chris Tsao wrote:
> > On Sunday, March 18, 2012 8:42:43 AM UTC-4, Chris Tsao wrote:
> > >http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jy4nDig5Xdk/S2jVWokIVGI/AAAAAAAAAww/MCl0rlI...
>
> > > I am going to find out if this is for sale. If not, when I get a job,
> > > I will pay a taxidermist to make me five finger puppets of dead mouse
> > > heads and torsos to put on each of the fingers on one of my hands and
> > > I will walk up to a female enemy at my job and follow her around
> > > whilst putting my hand in her face and sometimes rubbing the mice on
> > > her face, then I will punch her with my other hand.
>
> >http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mouse_bracelet.jpg
>
> > Here's a mouse bracelet one can have made up to wear to work. I am starting a collection of dead mice, which I will be bringing to work with me when I get a job.
>
> Or have a necklace made up with dead mice on them when you go to attack female enemies. This is what I'm going to do. If you don't want to spring for taxidermy mice, buy them in a petshop and tie them to a string that you wrap around your neck. If your enemy isn't there when you go to beat her up, then put the necklace in the freezer. I want my taxidermy mice to remain in mint condition, so I won't use them. I'll buy mice frozen or I'll kill them myself.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Mdanno5bL.jpg

There's a company called Loftus that sells a realistic looking mouse
for $2.99 and if you were to throw this one in with a mix of real
ones, no one would know; unless there's a light shining on it, then
your enemy would be able to tell that tell it's rubber. This is my own
personal mouse. I was so impressed I uploaded it into Customer Images
about three weeks ago.

Chris Tsao

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Apr 30, 2012, 7:24:15 PM4/30/12
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On Apr 20, 11:27 pm, Chris Tsao <rigida7...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Friday, April 20, 2012 11:21:48 PM UTC-4, Chris Tsao wrote:
> > On Sunday, March 18, 2012 8:42:43 AM UTC-4, Chris Tsao wrote:
> > >http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jy4nDig5Xdk/S2jVWokIVGI/AAAAAAAAAww/MCl0rlI...
>
> > > I am going to find out if this is for sale. If not, when I get a job,
> > > I will pay a taxidermist to make me five finger puppets of dead mouse
> > > heads and torsos to put on each of the fingers on one of my hands and
> > > I will walk up to a female enemy at my job and follow her around
> > > whilst putting my hand in her face and sometimes rubbing the mice on
> > > her face, then I will punch her with my other hand.
>
> >http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mouse_bracelet.jpg
>
> > Here's a mouse bracelet one can have made up to wear to work. I am starting a collection of dead mice, which I will be bringing to work with me when I get a job.
>
> Or have a necklace made up with dead mice on them when you go to attack female enemies. This is what I'm going to do. If you don't want to spring for taxidermy mice, buy them in a petshop and tie them to a string that you wrap around your neck. If your enemy isn't there when you go to beat her up, then put the necklace in the freezer. I want my taxidermy mice to remain in mint condition, so I won't use them. I'll buy mice frozen or I'll kill them myself.

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/151/bb7e8ce00cde4de489bc6bbf72e6f9e9/l.jpg

I'm keeping the babies in mint condition, but I can lay my hands on
mice from pet shops.
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