Rat poison:
This seems to be the most common way to kill dogs. Nowadays most rat
poisons are anticoagulants. They prevent blood-clotting, which means
the dog will die on internal bleeding after a couple days.
Unfortunately, it's easy to diagnose and vets can counteract if
detected early enough.
There also used to be rat poisons containing thallium. It's supposed
to kill within a week. I read that it is usually too late for a cure
when the symptoms show up. So that would be ideal. But I think rat
poisons with thallium are not sold anymore. Any ideas how to get
thallium?
Antifreeze:
How much would I need? Can I buy ethylene glycol in pure form?
Chocolate:
Everybody knows chocolate is toxic to dogs. But I have the feeling
that it would only make it sick. How much would be needed to be
lethal?
Over the counter drugs:
Advil maybe? How much? Other suggestions?
Anyways. What I need is a poison that is easy to obtain, which would
be lethal with small amounts and which would not kill it right away
but within days. So far, rat poison seems to the best choice. What I
don't like is the fact that it's used so commonly to kill dogs and
pretty much every vet would be able to tell that the dog was poisoned
on purpose. Perfect would be a less obvious way.
Thanks.
PS: I know I am a sick bastard. Replies not dealing with facts on the
matter will be kindly ignored.
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