Flying spaghetty monster

[Samuel Harrigon]

I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster that you atheists
worship which proves that atheism is a religion! You have been lying to
me, and I know why because your satanic worship rituals are ugly and
disgusting: http://home.comcast.net/~getbudded/vomit.jpg

How do you atheists tolerate this farce anyway? I don't get it.

Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospill Ship Church

[Yap]

Oh, Zachy lying again...
That spaghethy was swallowed by a naive believer of your sect.

[Blue]

You just can't stop Anthropomorphizing can you.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <ats8hg...@mid.individual.net>, Blue <bl...@there.com>
wrote:

No, it's just one of poor Zachie's socks, being pathetic.

--

JD

"Osama Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive."--VP Joseph Biden

[Devils Advocaat]

The FSM doesn't have anything to do with atheism you poor, simple
theist.

[Uncle Vic]

Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:XnsA1ACBF48...@94.75.214.90:

> I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster that you atheists
> worship which proves that atheism is a religion! You have been lying to
> me, and I know why because your satanic worship rituals are ugly and
> disgusting: http://home.comcast.net/~getbudded/vomit.jpg
>
> How do you atheists tolerate this farce anyway? I don't get it.
>

Of course you don't, Zachy. Sarcasm is lost on religious fanatics.

--
Uncle Vic
aa# 2011
BAAWA

AA Quotemeister

Visit my You Tube Channel!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Vicman6311?feature=mhee

[irob...@verizon.net]

If you believe that simple minded equivocation you lack the mental
agility to recognize satire.
Rob B

[Father Haskell]

On Apr 24, 9:48 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster

What is that, 15 years old already?

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article
<0ec7f785-320d-44a3...@r7g2000vbw.googlegroups.com>,

It's Zachie.

[Uncle Vic]

Jeanne Douglas <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in
news:hlwdjsd2-AB42C8...@news.giganews.com:

Didn't "Harrigon" appear before "Zach"? Or did he appear between
iterations of "Zach"? I know I've seen Constant Snoring intermittently for
quite some time. I wonder how long he's been lurking... <shudder>

[Uncle Vic]

Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:cea07e8b-3caa-42f7-
af7d-4dc...@o6g2000yqo.googlegroups.com:

> On Apr 24, 9:48 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster
>
> What is that, 15 years old already?
>
>

Just think of what it could be in 1,985 more years!

[Father Haskell]

On Apr 25, 11:39 pm, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:cea07e8b-3caa-42f7-
> af7d-4dc61f42c...@o6g2000yqo.googlegroups.com:

>
> > On Apr 24, 9:48 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster
>
> > What is that, 15 years old already?
>
> Just think of what it could be in 1,985 more years!

Stale, and almost impossible to scrub from out of
the pot.

[Samuel Harrigon]

Yap <hhya...@gmail.com> wrote in news:50400ea5-981b-46ad-aee0-
9ad9b6...@hc4g2000pbb.googlegroups.com:

I'm not Zachy, and I told you before that he's a very disturbed little
man.

Can't you tell that I'm normal cmopared to him? That should have been
your first clue, but then again you have trouble communicating because
your English is so bad.

Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church

[Samuel Harrigon]

Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote in news:ats8hg...@mid.individual.net:

God knows the truth, and you should know that your clever verbage won't
help you in the afterlife. I am sharing God's word in my capacity as a
respected leader in my community. How dare you question my authority!

You shall burn in Hell for your blasphemous misdeeds! I swear it on the
Holy Bible that is the unquestionable word of God!

Amen. Please remember to donate to our church.

Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Gold Gospel Ship Church

[Samuel Harrigon]

Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote in
news:XnsA1ADD1DBECC...@216.196.121.131:

> Jeanne Douglas <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in
> news:hlwdjsd2-AB42C8...@news.giganews.com:
>
>> In article
>> <0ec7f785-320d-44a3...@r7g2000vbw.googlegroups.com>,
>> Devils Advocaat <manky...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 25 Apr, 02:48, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> > I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster that you
>>> > atheists worship which proves that atheism is a religion! �You
>>> > have been lying to me, and I know why because your satanic worship
>>> > rituals are ugly and disgusting:
>>> > �http://home.comcast.net/~getbudded/vomit.jpg
>>> >
>>> > How do you atheists tolerate this farce anyway? �I don't get it.
>>> >
>>> > Rev. Samuel Harrigon
>>> > Good Old Gospill Ship Church
>>>
>>> The FSM doesn't have anything to do with atheism you poor, simple
>>> theist.
>>
>> It's Zachie.
>>
>
> Didn't "Harrigon" appear before "Zach"? Or did he appear between
> iterations of "Zach"? I know I've seen Constant Snoring
> intermittently for quite some time. I wonder how long he's been
> lurking... <shudder>

Do not confuse me with Zachie. I don't know his full history, but I do
know that he's a very disturbed little man and that people shouldn't play
with him because he fancies himself a warrior of hedonistic devil worship
disguised to look like he's working for God!

Constance has some serious demons and that boy scares me. I don't know
why they let him out of prison because he's too angry to be good for
anything. He's another lost cause, but a violently angry one. If I was
forced to choose, I'd rather hang around with Zachie because even though
both of them are lost causes at least there still is hope for Zachie to
turn away from the dark side.

Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church

[Samuel Harrigon]

Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote in

news:XnsA1AD58607A1...@216.196.121.131:

> Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:XnsA1ACBF48...@94.75.214.90:
>
>> I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster that you atheists
>> worship which proves that atheism is a religion! You have been lying
>> to me, and I know why because your satanic worship rituals are ugly
>> and disgusting: http://home.comcast.net/~getbudded/vomit.jpg
>>
>> How do you atheists tolerate this farce anyway? I don't get it.
>>
>
> Of course you don't, Zachy. Sarcasm is lost on religious fanatics.

Sarcasm is the work of pessimistic devil worshipping hedonists.

Please join me in a prayer against sarcasm, even when it's wonderful
because that is temptation at its finest.

Amen.

Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church

[Samuel Harrigon]

irob...@verizon.net wrote in news:346009a2-6788-40cf-9705-a104af279498
@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:

God gave me a mind with which to think and to share His gospels, and if
you can't realize that then you lack the mental agility to recognize the
serinity of love and peace.

Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church

[Irreverend Dave]

Brother Love <clove...@mesotouri.edu> wrote:

> Its cause athiests are stupid & there all a bunch of liers.
>

The sound of irony meters exploding can be heard around the globe.


--
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe,
but in proportion to their readiness to doubt - Ambrose Bierce

[Samuel Harrigon]

Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in

news:c8c35088-3ca8-42d3...@v20g2000yqj.googlegroups.com:

And you atheists will be burning in Hell, unable to save your imaginary
sky pixie, but the word of God will continue to permeate throughout the
universe, and there will be an erect cross on every planet by then to
show universal love for Jesus Christ who died for your sins.

Rev. Samual Harrigon

[Samuel Harrigon]

Brother Love <clove...@mesotouri.edu> wrote in
news:mmjon8hpctajr959v...@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 25 Apr 2013 01:48:16 +0000 (UTC), Samuel Harrigon
> <samha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>

> Its cause athiests are stupid & there all a bunch of liers.
>

> Always remember:
> Jesus love's you and so do I!
> Every single one of you!

Amen Brother! And thank You for Your support! Every time You stomp on
that hedonistic Atheist pride You're stomping on them for Jesus!

Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church

[Samuel Harrigon]

Irreverend Dave <revere...@ministerpants.com> wrote in
news:XnsA1B08E615...@78.46.70.116:

> Brother Love <clove...@mesotouri.edu> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 25 Apr 2013 01:48:16 +0000 (UTC), Samuel Harrigon
>> <samha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster that you atheists
>>>worship which proves that atheism is a religion! You have been lying
>>>to me, and I know why because your satanic worship rituals are ugly
>>>and disgusting: http://home.comcast.net/~getbudded/vomit.jpg
>>>
>>>How do you atheists tolerate this farce anyway? I don't get it.
>>>
>>>Rev. Samuel Harrigon
>>>Good Old Gospill Ship Church
>>
>> Its cause athiests are stupid & there all a bunch of liers.
>>
>
> The sound of irony meters exploding can be heard around the globe.

Stop being a false prophet! Armageddon isn't scheduled for today and
you'd know that if you didn't turn your back on God and his son Jesus.

Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church

[linuxgal]

Samuel Harrigon wrote:

> Amen Brother! And thank You for Your support! Every time You stomp on
> that hedonistic Atheist pride You're stomping on them for Jesus!

So much for turn the other cheek also.

--
Halftime at Circvs Maximvs, and the Lions lead the Christians 326-0

[Father Haskell]

On Apr 28, 2:02 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:c8c35088-3ca8-42d3...@v20g2000yqj.googlegroups.com:
>
> > On Apr 25, 11:39 pm, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
> >> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> >> news:cea07e8b-3caa-42f7
> > -
> >> af7d-4dc61f42c...@o6g2000yqo.googlegroups.com:
>
> >> > On Apr 24, 9:48 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster
>
> >> > What is that, 15 years old already?
>
> >> Just think of what it could be in 1,985 more years!
>
> > Stale, and almost impossible to scrub from out of
> > the pot.
>
> And you atheists will be burning in Hell, unable to save your imaginary
> sky pixie, but the word of God will continue to permeate throughout the
> universe, and there will be an erect cross on every planet by then to
> show universal love for Jesus Christ who died for your sins.

That only works if you have two arms. With an infinite number
of planets, there will be an infinite number of aliens with 3, 4,
5, 6, and even more arms. Or none. Two-armed beings are
the minority throughout the Universe.

[Father Haskell]

On Apr 28, 2:06 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Stop being a false prophet!  Armageddon isn't scheduled for today

or any other day.

[linuxgal]

Father Haskell wrote:
>
> That only works if you have two arms. With an infinite number
> of planets, there will be an infinite number of aliens with 3, 4,
> 5, 6, and even more arms. Or none. Two-armed beings are
> the minority throughout the Universe.

It's worse than that. Employers in some star sectors won't even LOOK
at you unless your species has at least 10 suction cups, and humans have
none.

[Constance Knoring]

Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote in

news:XnsA1B06EBC...@94.75.214.90:

your a stuped shit fuck pisswad fucktard!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yoo woodent no a
devil worshipper if yoo wallcked in on a lam sacrafice!!!!!!!!!!!!

> Constance has some serious demons and that boy scares me. I don't
> know why they let him out of prison because he's too angry to be good
> for anything. He's another lost cause, but a violently angry one. If
> I was forced to choose, I'd rather hang around with Zachie because
> even though both of them are lost causes at least there still is hope
> for Zachie to turn away from the dark side.

fuck u i got no demons im a athiest u dumm fuck!!!!!!!!!! yore type fuck
kids anned thatsa grate reasin two be fuckin angry andeye was
soooooooooooooooooo pissssssssssssed offffffffffffff thatta i burned down
fuckin churches cuzz my frend died from being fucked every fuckin day for
2 munths by a shitwad preist jussed like u u bum fucking fucker!!!!!!

> Rev. Samuel Harrigon
> Good Old Gospel Ship Church
>

fuck u!!!!!!!!!!! go piss uppa fuckin rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Constance Knoring]

linuxgal <linu...@cleanposts.com> wrote in
news:2ZqdnfQxPs27IuDM...@giganews.com:

> Father Haskell wrote:
>>
>> That only works if you have two arms. With an infinite number
>> of planets, there will be an infinite number of aliens with 3, 4,
>> 5, 6, and even more arms. Or none. Two-armed beings are
>> the minority throughout the Universe.
>
> It's worse than that. Employers in some star sectors won't even LOOK
> at you unless your species has at least 10 suction cups, and humans have
> none.
>
>

hay doo those aleins with sucktion cups have sexy females????? i wanna try
something new!!!!!!!!!!!

[Samuel Harrigon]

Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:b5fd910e-7d91-4b55-
916c-155...@g9g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:

> On Apr 28, 2:06�pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Stop being a false prophet! �Armageddon isn't scheduled for today
>
> or any other day.

Come to Him by attending Bible Studies, and you will learn the Truth.

[Syd M.]

On May 5, 1:55 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:b5fd910e-7d91-4b55-
> 916c-155b8e1ff...@g9g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:

>
> > On Apr 28, 2:06 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Stop being a false prophet! Armageddon isn't scheduled for today
>
> > or any other day.
>
> Come to Him by attending Bible Studies, and you will learn the Truth.
>
>

No.

PDW

[Samuel Harrigon]

"Syd M." <pauldav...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:86dc69b6-6f56-4379...@z10g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:

The cathedral doors will always be open in the hopes that you eventually
succumb to repentance. That will be a turning point for you, and I know
in my heart that it is inevitible.

To know Our Lord and Saviour is to Love Him, and your submission to His
Will is the key to your Salvation. Be tempted by the Devil no more.

Amen.

[Father Haskell]

On May 5, 1:55 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:b5fd910e-7d91-4b55-
> 916c-155b8e1ff...@g9g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
>

> > On Apr 28, 2:06 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Stop being a false prophet! Armageddon isn't scheduled for today
>
> > or any other day.
>
> Come to Him by attending Bible Studies, and you will learn the Truth.

Including the juicy parts?

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <1hzdc0arig9re.t...@40tude.net>,
Pabro <Pa...@ChurchOffice23.org> wrote:

> Thank you, Reverend Harrigon. I'm gratified to know that I'm not the only
> Christian here.

Just a clue for you--Harrigon is a sock pocket of Zacharias Mulletstein
and is a ridiculous troll. Thinking he's an ally for you is a mug's game.

[Dakota]

On 5/5/2013 1:59 PM, Pabro wrote:
> On Sun, 5 May 2013 18:57:14 +0000 (UTC), Samuel Harrigon wrote:
>

> Thank you, Reverend Harrigon. I'm gratified to know that I'm not the only
> Christian here.
>

That's Zack pulling your leg. One of his other socks is a glue
sniffing maniac. He even poses as his mother sometimes.

[Yap]

On Apr 29, 1:43 am, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Yap <hhyaps...@gmail.com> wrote in news:50400ea5-981b-46ad-aee0-
> 9ad9b6c00...@hc4g2000pbb.googlegroups.com:

>
>
>
> > On Apr 25, 9:48 am, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster that you atheists
> >> worship which proves that atheism is a religion! You have been lying
> t
> > o
> >> me, and I know why because your satanic worship rituals are ugly and
> >> disgusting:http://home.comcast.net/~getbudded/vomit.jpg
>
> >> How do you atheists tolerate this farce anyway? I don't get it.
>
> >> Rev. Samuel Harrigon
> >> Good Old Gospill Ship Church
>
> > Oh, Zachy lying again...
> > That spaghethy was swallowed by a naive believer of your sect.
>
> I'm not Zachy, and I told you before that he's a very disturbed little
> man.

Ya, you told me before.
But then, when did believers trustworthy?

>
> Can't you tell that I'm normal cmopared to him?  That should have been
> your first clue, but then again you have trouble communicating because
> your English is so bad.

Zachy used to say that to me and you are either him or one of his
dirty socks...
We see through you far and clear........

[Yap]

On Apr 29, 1:47 am, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Blue <b...@there.com> wrote innews:ats8hg...@mid.individual.net:

>
>
>
> > On 25/04/2013 02:48, Samuel Harrigon wrote:
> >> I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster that you atheists
> >> worship which proves that atheism is a religion!  You have been lying
> to
> >> me, and I know why because your satanic worship rituals are ugly and
> >> disgusting:  http://home.comcast.net/~getbudded/vomit.jpg
>
> >> How do you atheists tolerate this farce anyway?  I don't get it.
>
> >> Rev. Samuel Harrigon
> >> Good Old Gospill Ship Church
>
> > You just can't stop Anthropomorphizing can you.
>
> God knows the truth, and you should know that your clever verbage won't
> help you in the afterlife.  I am sharing God's word in my capacity as a
> respected leader in my community.  How dare you question my authority!

Before you go further, define what is a god.........

>
> You shall burn in Hell for your blasphemous misdeeds!  I swear it on the
> Holy Bible that is the unquestionable word of God!

The word god and hell or even bible are just for the imaginative
world.
Reality doesn't have any of those meaningless terms.

>
> Amen.  Please remember to donate to our church.

See, what you want is new members and their tithers.

[Yap]

On May 6, 1:55 am, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:b5fd910e-7d91-4b55-
> 916c-155b8e1ff...@g9g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
>

> > On Apr 28, 2:06 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Stop being a false prophet! Armageddon isn't scheduled for today
>
> > or any other day.
>
> Come to Him by attending Bible Studies, and you will learn the Truth.

Ya, the TRUTH is " There is no such a thing as a god/pixie" !

[Yap]

On May 6, 2:59 am, Pabro <Pa...@ChurchOffice23.org> wrote:
> On Sun, 5 May 2013 18:57:14 +0000 (UTC), Samuel Harrigon wrote:

> > "Syd M." <pauldavidwri...@yahoo.com> wrote in

> Thank you, Reverend Harrigon. I'm gratified to know that I'm not the only
> Christian here.

He needs lots of money, care to send a million?

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <km77s9$ngc$3...@dont-email.me>, Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com>
wrote:

His mother is very sweet and so very concerned for her boy. Kinda makes
one wonder.

[Dakota]

Perhaps it's the mother he wishes he had.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <km8crq$ibv$1...@dont-email.me>, Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com>

Yeah, that's a definite possibility.

[Constance Knoring]

Yap <hhya...@gmail.com> wrote in news:d94ca685-7f97-4589-877e-
23547b...@ph9g2000pbb.googlegroups.com:

> On Apr 29, 1:43�am, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Yap <hhyaps...@gmail.com> wrote in news:50400ea5-981b-46ad-aee0-
>> 9ad9b6c00...@hc4g2000pbb.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Apr 25, 9:48 am, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster that you
atheists
>> >> worship which proves that atheism is a religion! You have been
lying
>> t
>> > o
>> >> me, and I know why because your satanic worship rituals are ugly
and
>> >> disgusting:http://home.comcast.net/~getbudded/vomit.jpg
>>
>> >> How do you atheists tolerate this farce anyway? I don't get it.
>>
>> >> Rev. Samuel Harrigon
>> >> Good Old Gospill Ship Church
>>
>> > Oh, Zachy lying again...
>> > That spaghethy was swallowed by a naive believer of your sect.
>>
>> I'm not Zachy, and I told you before that he's a very disturbed little
>> man.
>
> Ya, you told me before.
> But then, when did believers trustworthy?
>

hes gots shits four brains!!!!!!!! he wont undestand!!!!!!!!1!!

>>
>> Can't you tell that I'm normal cmopared to him? �That should have been
>> your first clue, but then again you have trouble communicating because
>> your English is so bad.
>
> Zachy used to say that to me and you are either him or one of his
> dirty socks...
> We see through you far and clear........
>
>>
>> Rev. Samuel Harrigon
>> Good Old Gospel Ship Church
>

zachy is a bum fucking retard!!!!!!!!!!!! anned so is harrygone!!!!!!!

they two need ta piss uppa rope!!!! twogether!!!!!!!!!!

[Constance Knoring]

Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote in

news:XnsA1ACBF48...@94.75.214.90:

> I just found out about the flying spaghetty monster that you atheists
> worship which proves that atheism is a religion! You have been lying to
> me, and I know why because your satanic worship rituals are ugly and
> disgusting: http://home.comcast.net/~getbudded/vomit.jpg
>
> How do you atheists tolerate this farce anyway? I don't get it.
>
> Rev. Samuel Harrigon
> Good Old Gospill Ship Church
>

yore a asshole!!!!! a totoal fucken asshole!!!!!!!!!!

anned u cant evin spell sapghetti prolperly!!!!!!!!!

[Dakota]

I wonder what kind of son she wishes she had. Zacky had to be a
disappointment.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <kmbdp3$ga9$3...@dont-email.me>, Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com>

If he's actually mentally ill, I wouldn't think that disappointment is
the correct word to use.

[Yap]

On May 6, 1:55 am, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:b5fd910e-7d91-4b55-
> 916c-155b8e1ff...@g9g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
>

> > On Apr 28, 2:06 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Stop being a false prophet! Armageddon isn't scheduled for today
>
> > or any other day.
>
> Come to Him by attending Bible Studies, and you will learn the Truth.

Ya, learn all the truth about how the stories were lies.
But then, he had been through it before, no second chance needed.

[%]

are you insane

[Dakota]

True. I hadn't considered that.