- Q. Why did the stoner cross the road?
A. Who else would follow a chicken?
- Q. What is the difference between a stoner and a drunk at a stop sign?
A. A drunk will run through the stop sign and the stoner will wait for it
to turn green. (i think i fucked this one up)
NOTE: This is how my life really goes: Pointless. Lol. Oh well, maybe
one day I'll put away the paddle-ball and go outside into the real world. I
know these jokes are bad, but I dont care, I felt like posting something and
I didnt know what. Anyways, seya all later.
--
"There exists a place of agony
Where children are held captive
Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide
*lol* Sandman, the first one was a tickler! Cheer up kiddo ;) It's only
summer *g*
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"There exists a place of agony
Where children are held captive
Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide
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--
"There exists a place of agony
Where children are held captive
Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide
Das Uber Bitch <castir...@ev1.net> wrote in message
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> -Two apples are baking in an oven, one apple says to the other "Man, it's
> hot in here!"
> The other one says "AHHHH!!! A TALKING APPLE!"
Ok... it's kinda hard... but I think this one's my favorite. Heh.
~Lilly
--
If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree
or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me.
And as much as anyone deserves.
Edward Abbey, In Death
Yeah, mine, too! ;D
--
"There exists a place of agony
Where children are held captive
Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide
Lilly <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Das Uber Bitch wrote:
>
> >
> > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
>
> 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
> seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
keys
> can entertain me at times. >:/
> ~Lilly
> ps: Sandman... I'm not calling you a kid, I know yer a macho dude!
Das Uber Bitch wrote:
>
> Yeah, mine, too! ;D
'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling keys
can entertain me at times. >:/
~Lilly
ps: Sandman... I'm not calling you a kid, I know yer a macho dude!
you really like kids.
i am shocked you don't have any.
--
Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
"Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't
mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar"
- Edward R Murrow
One April Fools' day, Sara had been working to come up with a repertoire of
jokes, Knock - knock ones, mostly. It was getting a bit old; finally, in the
car, she says "I swear I won't tell any more April Fool
jokes...........APRIL FOOLS!!!" =D She was only about five or six at the
time, too!
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"Das Uber Bitch" <castir...@ev1.net> wrote in message
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so did Billy smack her for that or was he in a benevolent mood that day?
Jani
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--
"There exists a place of agony
Where children are held captive
Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide
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--
"There exists a place of agony
Where children are held captive
Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide
Das Uber Bitch <castir...@ev1.net> wrote in message
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>
The Talesin wrote:
> "Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
> news:3D016834...@yahooey.com...
> >
> >
> > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
> >
> > 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
> > seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
> keys
> > can entertain me at times. >:/
>
> you really like kids.
> i am shocked you don't have any.
It is none of your goddam, motherfucking business whether we have kids or
not, you fat fuckless freak. If you're looking for buttons to push, you just
pushed the wrong motherfucking one. Now back the fuck off before you really
piss me off, junior.
>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
>
> "Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't
> mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar"
> - Edward R Murrow
--
Looking upward, we contemplate the signs in the heavens; looking down we
examine the lines of the earth. Since in this way man comes to resemble
heaven and earth, he is not in conflict with them.
- Ta Chuan
Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd still
> be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
>
>
> "The Talesin" <the_t...@XyahooX.com> wrote in message
> news:PMfM8.6416$_c5.1...@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> >
> > "Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
> > news:3D016834...@yahooey.com...
> > >
> > >
> > > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
> > >
> > > 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
> > > seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
> > keys
> > > can entertain me at times. >:/
> >
> > you really like kids.
> > i am shocked you don't have any.
> >
> > --
> >
> > Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
> >
> > http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
> >
> > "Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't
> > mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar"
> > - Edward R Murrow
> >
> >
--
"The Talesin, Cock - Gobbler of Usenet" <the_t...@XyahooX.com> wrote in
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I would pay to see that. >:) I'd even make a carboard sign, like rassling
fans do. "fOt FEARS the Wolfman!"
"The Talesin" <the_t...@XyahooX.com> wrote in message
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"Jani" <ja...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> There you go, Lilly. Official permission to have an opinion and to express
> it yourself. What more could you want? :)
>
> Jani
>
>
> "The Talesin" <the_t...@XyahooX.com> wrote in message
> news:36rM8.5643$Pz3....@twister.kc.rr.com...
> > you know what, bitch? Lilly is not one of your cadre of mindless morons.
> you
> > DO NOT speak for her. if she has an opinion on the matter SHE will
express
> > it HERSELF.
> > now butt the fuck out and go tell jani what to say in response to this
> >
> > "Das Uber Bitch" <castir...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > news:3d020...@newsa.ev1.net...
> > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
> > still
> > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
--
step on up, pussy. i send you back to Heroin City on three separate planes
Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3D0310EF...@yahoo.com...
> >
> >
> > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> >
> > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
> still
> > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
> >
> > He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
> >
>
> I would pay to see that. >:) I'd even make a carboard sign, like rassling
> fans do. "fOt FEARS the Wolfman!"
Bwahahahahaha. Thanks for the compliment, Suzanne!
Talesin wrote:
> "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3D0310EF...@yahoo.com...
> >
> >
> > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> >
> > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
> still
> > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
> >
> > He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
>
> step on up, pussy. i send you back to Heroin City on three separate planes
Ah, E-bravado. Means zip here, fat boy. I'll skin you, roast you and serve you
up to the homeless of KC.
>
>
> --
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
>
> "Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't
> mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar"
> - Edward R Murrow
--
again, step on up, pussy boy
--
Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
"Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us
and pigs treat us as equals"- Winston Churchill
http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
oh ho! is someone getting angry? well, steam away KoAW, I am talking to
Lilly
--
Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
let me know when your plane gets in, pussy
--
Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
The Talesin wrote:
> "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3D0396A4...@yahoo.com...
> >
> >
> > Talesin wrote:
> >
> > > "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3D0310EF...@yahoo.com...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting,
> it'd
> > > still
> > > > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
> > > >
> > > > He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
> > >
> > > step on up, pussy. i send you back to Heroin City on three separate
> planes
> >
> > Ah, E-bravado. Means zip here, fat boy. I'll skin you, roast you and serve
> you
> > up to the homeless of KC.
>
> let me know when your plane gets in, pussy
Gee, yer dumb.
>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us
> and pigs treat us as equals"- Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
--
The Talesin wrote:
> "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3D0310EF...@yahoo.com...
> >
> >
> > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> >
> > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
> still
> > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
> >
> > He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
>
> again, step on up, pussy boy
<snore>
>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us
> and pigs treat us as equals"- Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
--
The Talesin wrote:
> "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3D031050...@yahoo.com...
> >
> >
> > The Talesin wrote:
> >
> > > "Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3D016834...@yahooey.com...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
> > > >
> > > > 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with
> some
> > > > seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
> > > keys
> > > > can entertain me at times. >:/
> > >
> > > you really like kids.
> > > i am shocked you don't have any.
> >
> > It is none of your goddam, motherfucking business whether we have kids or
> > not, you fat fuckless freak. If you're looking for buttons to push, you
> just
> > pushed the wrong motherfucking one. Now back the fuck off before you
> really
> > piss me off, junior.
>
> oh ho! is someone getting angry? well, steam away KoAW, I am talking to
> Lilly
She'll have a few choice words for you as well, but I'm warning you - our
personal choices are none of your motherfucking business, and if you continue to
persist, believing that you are safe behind your keyboard, you will reap the
fucking whirlwind.
>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us
> and pigs treat us as equals"- Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
--
Please make sure to keep it well contained in Misery..I mean Missouri.
T9W in IOWA!!!!
It amazes me how so many people on this group think they have the right to
speak for Lilly. Neither you nor Suzanne nor anyone else of your ilk speaks
for *anyone* but yourself. From what I can see, Lilly is more than capable
of speaking for herself.
As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I chose. Get
it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or leave my group.
Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have already given you much more
leeway than I should have.
--
Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
"Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
Winston Churchill
http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
I
Why are you deliberately provoking the woman's husband?
I really don't understand you sometimes. I used to have an acquaintance who
was suicidal but chicken. He was constantly begging me to cast a "death
spell" on him. Makes me wonder.
T9W
>>> It amazes me how so many people on this group think they have the
>>> right to speak for Lilly. Neither you nor Suzanne nor anyone else of
>>> your ilk speaks for *anyone* but yourself. From what I can see,
>>> Lilly is more than capable of speaking for herself.
>>> As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I
>>> chose. Get it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or
>>> leave my group. Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have
>>> already given you much more leeway than I should have.
>>>
>
> Why are you deliberately provoking the woman's husband?
>
> I really don't understand you sometimes. I used to have an
> acquaintance who was suicidal but chicken. He was constantly begging
> me to cast a "death spell" on him. Makes me wonder.
you know what? you need to stay the fuck out of things that don't concern
you
You know what? You need to watch your tongue before it turns black and is
eaten by buzzards.
T9W
The 9th Witch wrote:
Misery will be it's new name.
The Talesin wrote:
I'm her husband, therefore the question you raise involves me, idiot.
>
> As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I chose. Get
> it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or leave my group.
> Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have already given you much more
> leeway than I should have.
I've already warned you twice. If you proceed, I will open your life like a
fucking can opener. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will be safe for you ever
again. Do you understand me? No safety, ever.
>
>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
> I
--
Awww... Caliban Crowe has made a new friend.
What are you going to do, pussy, blow the whole state?
--
Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
"Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
Winston Churchill
You sound like some Promise Keeper. I do not recognize your ownership of
Lilly. People are free individuals married or no. I was talking to Lilly, I
will keep talking to Lilly and, when I want to hear from you, I will address
you. Until then, you may butt out.
>
>>
>> As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I
>> chose. Get it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or
>> leave my group. Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have
>> already given you much more leeway than I should have.
>
> I've already warned you twice. If you proceed, I will open your life
> like a fucking can opener. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will be safe
> for you ever again. Do you understand me? No safety, ever.
Your threats are as impotent as, well, we won't go there.
You are nothing to fear, Taliban. Don't let getting over emotional about a
UseNet post take you somewhere you don't want to be. It has already created
a great deal of trouble for you. You should have just shut up and moved on
instead of calling all of this attention to yourself.
I guarantee you that you have already lost this battle.
Sandman wrote:
> Lol, ;-) Its quite alright. Im still quite young. Ill be an old man soon
> enough. What goes up, will stay up when ur young, but when you outage it,
> itll come down and stay that way. Er....Ummmmm....yeah. :-D
If you say so. >:)
~Lilly
--
If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree
or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me.
And as much as anyone deserves.
Edward Abbey, In Death
Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd still
> be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
My "sediments" exactly.
Jani wrote:
> There you go, Lilly. Official permission to have an opinion and to express
> it yourself. What more could you want? :)
I know, isn't that special? Who knew he was this generous?
~L
>
> you really like kids.
What was your first clue?
>
> i am shocked you don't have any.
I'm shocked you think it's any of your freakkin business.
~Lilly
>
> It amazes me how so many people on this group think they have the right to
> speak for Lilly.
I don't see anyone trying to "speak for me," well, except for you of course.
They're merely pointing out your ridiculous new campaign, heh.
> Neither you nor Suzanne nor anyone else of your ilk speaks
> for *anyone* but yourself.
Their "ilk?" Damn yer a drama queen...
> From what I can see, Lilly is more than capable
> of speaking for herself.
Ya think?
>
> As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I chose. Get
> it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or leave my group.
Oh, it's the "my group" thing again, huh? Aren't you cute.
>
> Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have already given you much more
> leeway than I should have.
Bwahahahahahahaha... oh, poor, poor Humpty.
>
> One April Fools' day, Sara had been working to come up with a repertoire of
> jokes, Knock - knock ones, mostly. It was getting a bit old; finally, in the
> car, she says "I swear I won't tell any more April Fool
> jokes...........APRIL FOOLS!!!" =D She was only about five or six at the
> time, too!
Heh, is she the one who called your car and olds mobile?
The Talesin wrote:
>
> oh ho! is someone getting angry?
No, just pointing out your lack of manners.
> well, steam away KoAW, I am talking to
> Lilly
Oh barf.
>
> Please make sure to keep it well contained in Misery..I mean Missouri.
>
> T9W in IOWA!!!!
LOL! Humpty'll just have to have a little self-contained Adam's Family cloud
over his house...
~L
The Talesin wrote:
> you know what, bitch? Lilly is not one of your cadre of mindless morons.
Hey, didn't you say we were buddies just the other day? Yanno, you really need
to inform me when these things change.
> you
> DO NOT speak for her.
She didn't say she did. What are you now, the great defender of usenet rights?
> if she has an opinion on the matter SHE will express
> it HERSELF.
As I have countless times about, er, you.
>
> now butt the fuck out and go tell jani what to say in response to this
Ahh, so you're in charge of who may and may not speak, now huh? LOL!
~Lilly
Tsk. I guess "laid back labour day" really didn't work out for you either
way, did it?
Jani
"The Talesin" <the_wi...@yahoo.XcomX.> wrote in message
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really? has no one noticed this before?
it's not unusual and certainly nothing to be so senstive about
i made a statement i did not ask a question now butt out you nosey old bitch
>
> Tsk. I guess "laid back labour day" really didn't work out for you
> either way, did it?
>
i guess not- SINCE IT IS ONLY FUCKING JUNE
you are a laughable idiot
Ha ha!
The Talesin wrote:
No safety. Ever.
>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
--
For fuck's sake, she's obviously infertile.
*Mind your own fucking business Pus-Stick, or I'll make your mommy fart on
your ice cream!*
kw~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"...I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all
mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be, or you wouldn't have come here."
------------------------------------------------------------------
"The Annotated Alice", Lewis Carroll
*tipping a glass to Carroll and M'adder* ;) k~~~~
>
It's so obvious that it needed to be said. It would make sense too, since
none of her boyfriends have seeemed to make her pregnant.
Then bring it on, fuck wad
Regret messing with people he has no idea about, probably. Don't forget,
this is the guy who clogs up a newsgroup for weeks because he had a
nightmare and thought it was an 'attack' :)
Jani
Jani
"Gargoyle" <ga...@pacbell.net> wrote in message
news:057811F12F20AB63.AF51347F...@lp.airnews.net...
> On Tue, 11 Jun 2002 21:01:48 GMT, Lilly <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >The Talesin wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> oh ho! is someone getting angry?
> >
> >No, just pointing out your lack of manners.
> >
> >> well, steam away KoAW, I am talking to
> >> Lilly
> >
> >Oh barf.
> >
> >~Lilly
> Here ya go, hon. <hands lilly a patented usenet barfbag> I had these made
> up special for me and my friends. It's a patented magick barfbag, you see.
> You barf into the bag, and presto! the contents vanish to magickally
> reappear in fOt's home. hehehehe
>
> Gargoyle -
> Life's a Bitch but I am the Bitch's Master.
> It's more a noxious and toxic cloud from gasseous wastes escaping his home.
> hehehe
Very true, very true.
Jani wrote:
> Oh, that is *really* funny. You ask a married, monogamous woman a personal
> question about her reproductive choices within her marriage, and you tell
> her *husband* to butt out?
Yup... then again, he thinks the whole "Lilly/Caliban thing" is a ruse.
>
> Tsk. I guess "laid back labour day" really didn't work out for you either
> way, did it?
Heh, he's never hadda labor a day in his life...
> Oh, I can see Wolfie shivering and cowering....NOT! What's the
> humpty-coward going to do? Killfile him like he has me? hehehehe
I know, funny huh? What really just tickles me, is Humpty's such a threat boy...
it's just so curious how he reacts to them himself. Hrm... Humptyland... all safe
and soft, nothing can ever get him, etc.. Blech.
~L
Jani wrote:
>
> Regret messing with people he has no idea about, probably. Don't forget,
> this is the guy who clogs up a newsgroup for weeks because he had a
> nightmare and thought it was an 'attack' :)
It was an attack of gastro-intestinal gaseous bloatage, heh. Hey Jani, I thought
you weren't allowed to speak while Dub is/was away... hrm... whatever will
Humpty do about this infraction?
~L
Gargoyle wrote:
> Here ya go, hon. <hands lilly a patented usenet barfbag> I had these made
> up special for me and my friends. It's a patented magick barfbag, you see.
> You barf into the bag, and presto! the contents vanish to magickally
> reappear in fOt's home. hehehehe
Why thank you! Oooh... a barf bag I can make beam up anywhere I like... hrm I
like it... hey the fly... think I can lure Humpty into the chamber with hot
dogs?
~L
>
> really? has no one noticed this before?
I've had discussion about all manner of things related to kids, with my
FRIENDS. Perhaps this is why this might be the first your hearing about it,
by default no less, hm?
>
> it's not unusual and certainly nothing to be so senstive about
No, I'm not sensitive about it "kids." I just don't like you acting
entitled to any personal information about me, in any way. Not my favorite
color, not my theory on relativity, nothing, period. Can you actually
understand the difference?
Parse Tree wrote:
> For fuck's sake, she's obviously infertile.
LOL! I wish, renlet, I wish. Do you have any idea how 'spensive the
appropriate birth control can get? You'd think all insurance would pay
for it, but alas, they don't (although now, thankfully, my new insurance
does). I actually checked into having myself spayed a few years ago, but
I couldn't find a doctor who'd do it, cause I was too young! The very
nerve... hrmph! Bastiges...
>
> *Mind your own fucking business Pus-Stick, or I'll make your mommy fart on
> your ice cream!*
<Picks herself off the floor, wipes the tears of laughter from her eyes...>
Pus Stick? Bwahahaha!
Fart on ice cream? Bwhahaha! (if ya got the right person, you could feasibly
melt it)
Actually, I have nothing to hide about this issue, both my husband and I are
fertile as can be (unfort., heh, hence the need for birth control), it's just
a life choice, as you and my other friends well know, cause we talked about it
before! >:)
~L
ps: Love the sig!
>
> It's so obvious that it needed to be said. It would make sense too, since
> none of her boyfriends have seeemed to make her pregnant.
Shaddup yous... can't you even spy correctly? You paid good money for bogus
info, you... you... you herb you! Sheesh... I'm about to go get my choppin
sickle for yo ass, little mister.
So Parsley, I've got an important question for ya: flat leaf or curly?
And you are the coward who has never had the balls to lift a finger against
me
One of the may benefits of a Graduate education.
"Entitled to PI." Pshaw! You sound like Jani. I merely made an observation
in passing.
However, I must admit, Taliban's eruption has piqued my curiosity about the
whole thing
I don't think so. He said it was "their choice."
That you only dream about.
Oh, quite curly.
Oh... You're just poor.
Nevermind then.
Lilly wrote:
> Gargoyle wrote:
>
> > Oh, I can see Wolfie shivering and cowering....NOT! What's the
> > humpty-coward going to do? Killfile him like he has me? hehehehe
>
> I know, funny huh? What really just tickles me, is Humpty's such a threat boy...
> it's just so curious how he reacts to them himself. Hrm... Humptyland... all safe
> and soft, nothing can ever get him, etc.. Blech.
> ~L
I'm going to puncture that illusion of safety. And humpty-bot has no idea when or
how, but he is not safe behind his keyboard any longer.
>
> --
> If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree
> or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me.
> And as much as anyone deserves.
> Edward Abbey, In Death
--
Jani wrote:
Exactly. He thinks it's just a usenet post, so he can say or do anything because
it's just a game to him. Now he's going to learn what the word "repercussions"
means.
> Don't forget,
> this is the guy who clogs up a newsgroup for weeks because he had a
> nightmare and thought it was an 'attack' :)
>
> Jani
--
The Talesin wrote:
> Jani wrote:
> > Regret messing with people he has no idea about, probably. Don't
> > forget, this is the guy who clogs up a newsgroup for weeks because he
> > had a nightmare and thought it was an 'attack' :)
>
> And you <snip>
To respond to Jani's post with an "And you" means you acknowledge that you are
that "guy... who had a nightmare and thought it was an attack". Gee you're
brave.
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
--
Wahoo! We get to see some more magenta hoodoo in action!
pussy
Hey pussy, I am keeping all of these threats in my scrapbook.
Jani
"The Talesin" <the_wi...@yahoo.XcomX.> wrote in message
news:XASN8.1604$mp1....@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
The Talesin wrote:
>
> i made a statement i did not ask a question
Ahh, but you did ask it before.
> now butt out you nosey old bitch
Telling people when they can and can't speak again?
~Lilly
The Talesin wrote:
> And you are the coward who has never had the balls to lift a finger against
> me
She has more than your sorry-ass excuse fer nuts havin self. And WHY would
anyone WANT to lift anything more than an eyebrow "against you?"
>
> I'm going to puncture that illusion of safety. And humpty-bot has no idea when or
> how, but he is not safe behind his keyboard any longer.
LOL... it's funny how his panties twist all up when he gets his own medicine back.
~L
> > So Parsley, I've got an important question for ya: flat leaf or curly?
> > ~Lilly
>
> Oh, quite curly.
Figgers, the flavorless variety.
> Oh... You're just poor.
LOL, thankfully no, not yet anyway. But absolutely careful, thrifty, and
saving to buy a house on some land, ren. I'm sure you can understand that.
>
> Nevermind then.
Ok.
>
> I don't think so. He said it was "their choice."
No, that's not the case. We are both plenty fertile. It is indeed, a
choice.
A P E R S O N A L choice.
>
> "Entitled to PI." Pshaw! You sound like Jani. I merely made an observation
> in passing.
No, you also asked me at length in another post. (Yer pants are smokin)
>
> However, I must admit, Taliban's eruption has piqued my curiosity about the
> whole thing
Your curiosity was peaked months ago, so just quit it. My husband didn't
"erupt" either, you'd know it if he did. He's just defending our right to share
information with who we choose, which ain't you, Humpty, nor will it be, ever.
I have not seen that ridiculous pussy do anything but spew and bluster.
He knows that, if he tries something, he will regret if very deeply.
Um, that's what I said. You are both ablie just not willing.
Or, at least, one of you isn't.
Because they say they do.
No, it was me that responded. Not ren.
You should apply the same standards to Wintershard.
Apparently she doesn't actually want/like children.
The Talesin wrote:
Your scrapbook? What are you, 12?
>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
--
The Talesin wrote:
> Lilly wrote:
> > Caliban Crowe wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> I'm going to puncture that illusion of safety. And humpty-bot has no
> >> idea when or how, but he is not safe behind his keyboard any longer.
> >
> > LOL... it's funny how his panties twist all up when he gets his own
> > medicine back. ~L
>
> I have not seen that ridiculous pussy do anything but spew and bluster.
> He knows that, if he tries something, he will regret if very deeply.
Keep telling yourself that, while you hide behind your keyboard, belly all
a-quiver.
>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
--
The Talesin wrote:
> Lilly wrote:
> > The Talesin wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> I don't think so. He said it was "their choice."
> >
> > No, that's not the case. We are both plenty fertile. It is indeed, a
> > choice.
> > A P E R S O N A L choice.
>
> Um, that's what I said. You are both ablie just not willing.
> Or, at least, one of you isn't.
You've been warned. You haven't left this alone. You're now my new hobby,
fat boy.
>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
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