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Pointless, Stupid Jokes of the Year from Me

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Sandman

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Jun 6, 2002, 1:17:17 AM6/6/02
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-Two apples are baking in an oven, one apple says to the other "Man, it's
hot in here!"
The other one says "AHHHH!!! A TALKING APPLE!"

- Q. Why did the stoner cross the road?
A. Who else would follow a chicken?

- Q. What is the difference between a stoner and a drunk at a stop sign?
A. A drunk will run through the stop sign and the stoner will wait for it
to turn green. (i think i fucked this one up)

NOTE: This is how my life really goes: Pointless. Lol. Oh well, maybe
one day I'll put away the paddle-ball and go outside into the real world. I
know these jokes are bad, but I dont care, I felt like posting something and
I didnt know what. Anyways, seya all later.

--
"There exists a place of agony
Where children are held captive
Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide


kate

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Jun 6, 2002, 2:40:38 AM6/6/02
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"Sandman" <du...@choice.net> wrote in message
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> -Two apples are baking in an oven, one apple says to the other "Man, it's
> hot in here!"
> The other one says "AHHHH!!! A TALKING APPLE!"
>
> - Q. Why did the stoner cross the road?
> A. Who else would follow a chicken?
>
> - Q. What is the difference between a stoner and a drunk at a stop sign?
> A. A drunk will run through the stop sign and the stoner will wait for
it
> to turn green. (i think i fucked this one up)
>
> NOTE: This is how my life really goes: Pointless. Lol. Oh well, maybe
> one day I'll put away the paddle-ball and go outside into the real world.
I
> know these jokes are bad, but I dont care, I felt like posting something
and
> I didnt know what. Anyways, seya all later.

*lol* Sandman, the first one was a tickler! Cheer up kiddo ;) It's only
summer *g*

Das Uber Bitch

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Jun 6, 2002, 9:02:36 AM6/6/02
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I like those. ;]


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Sandman

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Jun 6, 2002, 10:29:21 PM6/6/02
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Hehe, I know, its still early, but I was VERY bored.

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Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide

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Sandman

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Jun 6, 2002, 10:29:37 PM6/6/02
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Thanx yo. Glad u liked them ;-)

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Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide

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Lilly

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Jun 6, 2002, 11:42:34 PM6/6/02
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Sandman wrote:

> -Two apples are baking in an oven, one apple says to the other "Man, it's
> hot in here!"
> The other one says "AHHHH!!! A TALKING APPLE!"

Ok... it's kinda hard... but I think this one's my favorite. Heh.
~Lilly
--
If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree
or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me.
And as much as anyone deserves.
Edward Abbey, In Death


Das Uber Bitch

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Jun 7, 2002, 9:07:04 AM6/7/02
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"Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
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> Sandman wrote:
>
> > -Two apples are baking in an oven, one apple says to the other "Man,
it's
> > hot in here!"
> > The other one says "AHHHH!!! A TALKING APPLE!"
>
> Ok... it's kinda hard... but I think this one's my favorite. Heh.
> ~Lilly

Yeah, mine, too! ;D

Sandman

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Jun 7, 2002, 11:20:52 PM6/7/02
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Lol, ;-) Its quite alright. Im still quite young. Ill be an old man soon
enough. What goes up, will stay up when ur young, but when you outage it,
itll come down and stay that way. Er....Ummmmm....yeah. :-D

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Where children are held captive
Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide

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>
>
> Das Uber Bitch wrote:
>
> >
> > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
>
> 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
> seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
keys
> can entertain me at times. >:/
> ~Lilly
> ps: Sandman... I'm not calling you a kid, I know yer a macho dude!

Lilly

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Jun 7, 2002, 10:15:39 PM6/7/02
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Das Uber Bitch wrote:

>
> Yeah, mine, too! ;D

'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling keys
can entertain me at times. >:/
~Lilly
ps: Sandman... I'm not calling you a kid, I know yer a macho dude!

The Talesin

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"Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Das Uber Bitch wrote:
>
> >
> > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
>
> 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
> seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
keys
> can entertain me at times. >:/

you really like kids.
i am shocked you don't have any.

--

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http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

"Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't
mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar"
- Edward R Murrow


Das Uber Bitch

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"Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Das Uber Bitch wrote:
>
> >
> > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
>
> 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
> seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
keys
> can entertain me at times. >:/
> ~Lilly

One April Fools' day, Sara had been working to come up with a repertoire of
jokes, Knock - knock ones, mostly. It was getting a bit old; finally, in the
car, she says "I swear I won't tell any more April Fool
jokes...........APRIL FOOLS!!!" =D She was only about five or six at the
time, too!

Das Uber Bitch

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Jun 8, 2002, 9:19:24 AM6/8/02
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How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd still
be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.


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The Talesin

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Jun 8, 2002, 1:12:21 PM6/8/02
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you know what, bitch? Lilly is not one of your cadre of mindless morons. you
DO NOT speak for her. if she has an opinion on the matter SHE will express
it HERSELF.
now butt the fuck out and go tell jani what to say in response to this

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The Talesin

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"Das Uber Bitch" <castir...@ev1.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
> news:3D016834...@yahooey.com...
> >
> >
> > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
> >
> > 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
> > seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
> keys
> > can entertain me at times. >:/
> > ~Lilly
>
>
>
> One April Fools' day, Sara had been working to come up with a repertoire
of
> jokes, Knock - knock ones, mostly. It was getting a bit old; finally, in
the
> car, she says "I swear I won't tell any more April Fool
> jokes...........APRIL FOOLS!!!" =D She was only about five or six at
the
> time, too!

so did Billy smack her for that or was he in a benevolent mood that day?

Jani

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Jun 8, 2002, 3:53:39 PM6/8/02
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There you go, Lilly. Official permission to have an opinion and to express
it yourself. What more could you want? :)

Jani


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Sandman

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Jun 9, 2002, 1:25:04 AM6/9/02
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Dude, the girl was at least 5 years old, she dont know any better. Heh.

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Where children are held captive
Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide

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Sandman

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Thats cute coming from a little kid like that, hehe. Seems like a down to
earth, outgoing kid. I need to lay off hte Jagermeister, woops, that was
offtopic, im juss a lil buZzed from my friend's party earlier. Her dad was
an asshole, he was drunk with all of us, an his daughter was bein annoyin, i
didn know her name, so when he said her name, i was like "Oh, thats her
name", he was like "Dont fuck with her or youll answer to me and youll feel
my wrath." I laughed. It was funny. Ummmmmm, just ignore that story.

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"There exists a place of agony
Where children are held captive
Belt across the back, the nuns attack
Believe in god or be beaten to death"- Deicide

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Caliban Crowe

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Jun 9, 2002, 4:21:40 AM6/9/02
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The Talesin wrote:

> "Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
> news:3D016834...@yahooey.com...
> >
> >
> > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
> >
> > 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
> > seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
> keys
> > can entertain me at times. >:/
>
> you really like kids.
> i am shocked you don't have any.

It is none of your goddam, motherfucking business whether we have kids or
not, you fat fuckless freak. If you're looking for buttons to push, you just
pushed the wrong motherfucking one. Now back the fuck off before you really
piss me off, junior.

>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
>
> "Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't
> mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar"
> - Edward R Murrow

--
Looking upward, we contemplate the signs in the heavens; looking down we
examine the lines of the earth. Since in this way man comes to resemble
heaven and earth, he is not in conflict with them.
- Ta Chuan


Caliban Crowe

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Das Uber Bitch wrote:

> How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd still
> be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.

He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.

>
>
> "The Talesin" <the_t...@XyahooX.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
> > news:3D016834...@yahooey.com...
> > >
> > >
> > > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
> > >
> > > 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with some
> > > seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
> > keys
> > > can entertain me at times. >:/
> >
> > you really like kids.
> > i am shocked you don't have any.
> >
> > --
> >
> > Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
> >
> > http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
> >
> > "Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't
> > mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar"
> > - Edward R Murrow
> >
> >

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Das Uber Bitch

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Jun 9, 2002, 9:12:22 AM6/9/02
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Funny, how Lilly expresses the exact same sentiments as I do in regard to
you, fOtass. It's far, far, far too late for you to pretend to be a person
now, fOt. All but the most vapid and witless of netizens see through your
fake act.

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Das Uber Bitch

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>
>
> Das Uber Bitch wrote:
>
> > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
still
> > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
>
> He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
>

I would pay to see that. >:) I'd even make a carboard sign, like rassling
fans do. "fOt FEARS the Wolfman!"

Das Uber Bitch

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You're the child and woman beater around here, fOt, but then, everyone knows
that already.

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Talesin

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good job, Suzy

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> There you go, Lilly. Official permission to have an opinion and to express
> it yourself. What more could you want? :)
>
> Jani
>
>
> "The Talesin" <the_t...@XyahooX.com> wrote in message
> news:36rM8.5643$Pz3....@twister.kc.rr.com...
> > you know what, bitch? Lilly is not one of your cadre of mindless morons.
> you
> > DO NOT speak for her. if she has an opinion on the matter SHE will
express
> > it HERSELF.
> > now butt the fuck out and go tell jani what to say in response to this
> >
> > "Das Uber Bitch" <castir...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > news:3d020...@newsa.ev1.net...
> > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
> > still
> > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.

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Talesin

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>
>
> Das Uber Bitch wrote:
>
> > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
still
> > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
>
> He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.

step on up, pussy. i send you back to Heroin City on three separate planes

Caliban Crowe

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Das Uber Bitch wrote:

> "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> >
> > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
> still
> > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
> >
> > He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
> >
>
> I would pay to see that. >:) I'd even make a carboard sign, like rassling
> fans do. "fOt FEARS the Wolfman!"

Bwahahahahaha. Thanks for the compliment, Suzanne!

Caliban Crowe

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Talesin wrote:

> "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> >
> > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
> still
> > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
> >
> > He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
>
> step on up, pussy. i send you back to Heroin City on three separate planes

Ah, E-bravado. Means zip here, fat boy. I'll skin you, roast you and serve you
up to the homeless of KC.

>
>
> --
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
>
> "Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't
> mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar"
> - Edward R Murrow

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The Talesin

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>
>
> Das Uber Bitch wrote:
>
> > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
still
> > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
>
> He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.

again, step on up, pussy boy

--

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"Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us
and pigs treat us as equals"- Winston Churchill


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The Talesin

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>
>
> The Talesin wrote:
>
> > "Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
> > news:3D016834...@yahooey.com...
> > >
> > >
> > > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
> > >
> > > 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with
some
> > > seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
> > keys
> > > can entertain me at times. >:/
> >
> > you really like kids.
> > i am shocked you don't have any.
>
> It is none of your goddam, motherfucking business whether we have kids or
> not, you fat fuckless freak. If you're looking for buttons to push, you
just
> pushed the wrong motherfucking one. Now back the fuck off before you
really
> piss me off, junior.

oh ho! is someone getting angry? well, steam away KoAW, I am talking to
Lilly

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The Talesin

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>
>
> Talesin wrote:
>
> > "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:3D0310EF...@yahoo.com...
> > >
> > >
> > > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> > >
> > > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting,
it'd
> > still
> > > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
> > >
> > > He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
> >
> > step on up, pussy. i send you back to Heroin City on three separate
planes
>
> Ah, E-bravado. Means zip here, fat boy. I'll skin you, roast you and serve
you
> up to the homeless of KC.

let me know when your plane gets in, pussy

--

Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)

Caliban Crowe

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The Talesin wrote:

> "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > Talesin wrote:
> >
> > > "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3D0310EF...@yahoo.com...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting,
> it'd
> > > still
> > > > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
> > > >
> > > > He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
> > >
> > > step on up, pussy. i send you back to Heroin City on three separate
> planes
> >
> > Ah, E-bravado. Means zip here, fat boy. I'll skin you, roast you and serve
> you
> > up to the homeless of KC.
>
> let me know when your plane gets in, pussy

Gee, yer dumb.

>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us
> and pigs treat us as equals"- Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

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The Talesin wrote:

> "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3D0310EF...@yahoo.com...
> >
> >
> > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> >
> > > How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd
> still
> > > be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.
> >
> > He has zero sense of propriety. I need to beat it into him.
>
> again, step on up, pussy boy

<snore>

>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us
> and pigs treat us as equals"- Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

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The Talesin wrote:

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> >
> >
> > The Talesin wrote:
> >
> > > "Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3D016834...@yahooey.com...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Das Uber Bitch wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah, mine, too! ;D
> > > >
> > > > 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up with
> some
> > > > seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny. Then again, jingling
> > > keys
> > > > can entertain me at times. >:/
> > >
> > > you really like kids.
> > > i am shocked you don't have any.
> >
> > It is none of your goddam, motherfucking business whether we have kids or
> > not, you fat fuckless freak. If you're looking for buttons to push, you
> just
> > pushed the wrong motherfucking one. Now back the fuck off before you
> really
> > piss me off, junior.
>
> oh ho! is someone getting angry? well, steam away KoAW, I am talking to
> Lilly

She'll have a few choice words for you as well, but I'm warning you - our
personal choices are none of your motherfucking business, and if you continue to
persist, believing that you are safe behind your keyboard, you will reap the
fucking whirlwind.

>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us
> and pigs treat us as equals"- Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

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Please make sure to keep it well contained in Misery..I mean Missouri.

T9W in IOWA!!!!

The Talesin

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"Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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It amazes me how so many people on this group think they have the right to
speak for Lilly. Neither you nor Suzanne nor anyone else of your ilk speaks
for *anyone* but yourself. From what I can see, Lilly is more than capable
of speaking for herself.
As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I chose. Get
it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or leave my group.
Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have already given you much more
leeway than I should have.

--

Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)


"Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
Winston Churchill


http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
I


The 9th Witch

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the_wi...@yahoo.XcomX. wrote:
:: "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
:: news:3D043142...@yahoo.com...

:::
:::
::: The Talesin wrote:
:::
:::: "Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
:::: news:3D031050...@yahoo.com...
:::::
:::::
::::: The Talesin wrote:
:::::
:::::: "Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
:::::: news:3D016834...@yahooey.com...
:::::::
:::::::
::::::: Das Uber Bitch wrote:
:::::::
::::::::
:::::::: Yeah, mine, too! ;D
:::::::
::::::: 'S one of the things I miss most about teaching. Kids come up
::::::: with some seriously funny shit. At least to me, it's funny.
::::::: Then again, jingling keys
:::::: keys

::::::: can entertain me at times. >:/
::::::
:::::: you really like kids.
:::::: i am shocked you don't have any.
:::::
::::: It is none of your goddam, motherfucking business whether we have
::::: kids or not, you fat fuckless freak. If you're looking for
::::: buttons to push, you just
:::: just

::::: pushed the wrong motherfucking one. Now back the fuck off before
::::: you really piss me off, junior.
::::
:::: oh ho! is someone getting angry? well, steam away KoAW, I am
:::: talking to Lilly
:::
::: She'll have a few choice words for you as well, but I'm warning you
::: - our personal choices are none of your motherfucking business, and
::: if you continue to persist, believing that you are safe behind your
::: keyboard, you will reap the fucking whirlwind.
::
:: It amazes me how so many people on this group think they have the
:: right to speak for Lilly. Neither you nor Suzanne nor anyone else of
:: your ilk speaks for *anyone* but yourself. From what I can see,
:: Lilly is more than capable of speaking for herself.
:: As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I
:: chose. Get it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or
:: leave my group. Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have
:: already given you much more leeway than I should have.
::

Why are you deliberately provoking the woman's husband?

I really don't understand you sometimes. I used to have an acquaintance who
was suicidal but chicken. He was constantly begging me to cast a "death
spell" on him. Makes me wonder.

T9W

The Talesin

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The 9th Witch wrote:
> the_wi...@yahoo.XcomX. wrote:

>>> It amazes me how so many people on this group think they have the
>>> right to speak for Lilly. Neither you nor Suzanne nor anyone else of
>>> your ilk speaks for *anyone* but yourself. From what I can see,
>>> Lilly is more than capable of speaking for herself.
>>> As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I
>>> chose. Get it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or
>>> leave my group. Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have
>>> already given you much more leeway than I should have.
>>>
>
> Why are you deliberately provoking the woman's husband?
>
> I really don't understand you sometimes. I used to have an
> acquaintance who was suicidal but chicken. He was constantly begging
> me to cast a "death spell" on him. Makes me wonder.

you know what? you need to stay the fuck out of things that don't concern
you

The 9th Witch

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Jun 10, 2002, 10:45:01 PM6/10/02
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mailto:the_wi...@yahoo.XcomX wrote:

:: The 9th Witch wrote:
::: the_wi...@yahoo.XcomX. wrote:
::
::::: It amazes me how so many people on this group think they have the
::::: right to speak for Lilly. Neither you nor Suzanne nor anyone else
::::: of your ilk speaks for *anyone* but yourself. From what I can see,
::::: Lilly is more than capable of speaking for herself.
::::: As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I
::::: chose. Get it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or
::::: leave my group. Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have
::::: already given you much more leeway than I should have.
:::::
:::
::: Why are you deliberately provoking the woman's husband?
:::
::: I really don't understand you sometimes. I used to have an
::: acquaintance who was suicidal but chicken. He was constantly begging
::: me to cast a "death spell" on him. Makes me wonder.
::
:: you know what? you need to stay the fuck out of things that don't
:: concern you

You know what? You need to watch your tongue before it turns black and is
eaten by buzzards.


T9W


Caliban Crowe

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Jun 10, 2002, 11:39:02 PM6/10/02
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The 9th Witch wrote:

Misery will be it's new name.

Caliban Crowe

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Jun 10, 2002, 11:53:04 PM6/10/02
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The Talesin wrote:

I'm her husband, therefore the question you raise involves me, idiot.

>
> As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I chose. Get
> it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or leave my group.
> Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have already given you much more
> leeway than I should have.

I've already warned you twice. If you proceed, I will open your life like a
fucking can opener. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will be safe for you ever
again. Do you understand me? No safety, ever.

>

>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft
> I

--

Parse Tree

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Jun 10, 2002, 11:56:01 PM6/10/02
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"Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> The Talesin wrote:
>
> > As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I chose.
Get
> > it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or leave my group.
> > Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have already given you much
more
> > leeway than I should have.
>
> I've already warned you twice. If you proceed, I will open your life like
a
> fucking can opener. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will be safe for you ever
> again. Do you understand me? No safety, ever.

Awww... Caliban Crowe has made a new friend.


The Talesin

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Jun 11, 2002, 8:50:11 AM6/11/02
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What are you going to do, pussy, blow the whole state?

--

Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)


"Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
Winston Churchill


http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

The Talesin

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Jun 11, 2002, 8:50:11 AM6/11/02
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You sound like some Promise Keeper. I do not recognize your ownership of
Lilly. People are free individuals married or no. I was talking to Lilly, I
will keep talking to Lilly and, when I want to hear from you, I will address
you. Until then, you may butt out.

>
>>
>> As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I
>> chose. Get it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or
>> leave my group. Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have
>> already given you much more leeway than I should have.
>
> I've already warned you twice. If you proceed, I will open your life
> like a fucking can opener. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will be safe
> for you ever again. Do you understand me? No safety, ever.

Your threats are as impotent as, well, we won't go there.
You are nothing to fear, Taliban. Don't let getting over emotional about a
UseNet post take you somewhere you don't want to be. It has already created
a great deal of trouble for you. You should have just shut up and moved on
instead of calling all of this attention to yourself.
I guarantee you that you have already lost this battle.

Lilly

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Jun 11, 2002, 4:52:03 PM6/11/02
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Sandman wrote:

> Lol, ;-) Its quite alright. Im still quite young. Ill be an old man soon
> enough. What goes up, will stay up when ur young, but when you outage it,
> itll come down and stay that way. Er....Ummmmm....yeah. :-D

If you say so. >:)
~Lilly
--
If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree
or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me.
And as much as anyone deserves.
Edward Abbey, In Death


Lilly

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Jun 11, 2002, 4:54:23 PM6/11/02
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Das Uber Bitch wrote:

> How rude and intrusive. Even if Lilly didn't find you disgusting, it'd still
> be none of your business whether or not she has kids, and why.

My "sediments" exactly.

Lilly

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Jun 11, 2002, 4:59:03 PM6/11/02
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Jani wrote:

> There you go, Lilly. Official permission to have an opinion and to express
> it yourself. What more could you want? :)

I know, isn't that special? Who knew he was this generous?
~L

Lilly

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Jun 11, 2002, 4:53:33 PM6/11/02
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The Talesin wrote:

>
> you really like kids.

What was your first clue?

>
> i am shocked you don't have any.

I'm shocked you think it's any of your freakkin business.

~Lilly

Lilly

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Jun 11, 2002, 5:08:16 PM6/11/02
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The Talesin wrote:

>
> It amazes me how so many people on this group think they have the right to
> speak for Lilly.

I don't see anyone trying to "speak for me," well, except for you of course.
They're merely pointing out your ridiculous new campaign, heh.

> Neither you nor Suzanne nor anyone else of your ilk speaks
> for *anyone* but yourself.

Their "ilk?" Damn yer a drama queen...

> From what I can see, Lilly is more than capable
> of speaking for herself.

Ya think?

>
> As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I chose. Get
> it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or leave my group.

Oh, it's the "my group" thing again, huh? Aren't you cute.

>
> Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have already given you much more
> leeway than I should have.

Bwahahahahahahaha... oh, poor, poor Humpty.

Lilly

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Jun 11, 2002, 5:11:01 PM6/11/02
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Das Uber Bitch wrote:

>
> One April Fools' day, Sara had been working to come up with a repertoire of
> jokes, Knock - knock ones, mostly. It was getting a bit old; finally, in the
> car, she says "I swear I won't tell any more April Fool
> jokes...........APRIL FOOLS!!!" =D She was only about five or six at the
> time, too!

Heh, is she the one who called your car and olds mobile?

Lilly

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Jun 11, 2002, 5:01:48 PM6/11/02
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The Talesin wrote:

>
> oh ho! is someone getting angry?

No, just pointing out your lack of manners.

> well, steam away KoAW, I am talking to
> Lilly

Oh barf.

Lilly

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Jun 11, 2002, 5:03:21 PM6/11/02
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The 9th Witch wrote:

>
> Please make sure to keep it well contained in Misery..I mean Missouri.
>
> T9W in IOWA!!!!

LOL! Humpty'll just have to have a little self-contained Adam's Family cloud
over his house...
~L

Lilly

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Jun 11, 2002, 4:57:59 PM6/11/02
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The Talesin wrote:

> you know what, bitch? Lilly is not one of your cadre of mindless morons.

Hey, didn't you say we were buddies just the other day? Yanno, you really need
to inform me when these things change.

> you
> DO NOT speak for her.

She didn't say she did. What are you now, the great defender of usenet rights?

> if she has an opinion on the matter SHE will express
> it HERSELF.

As I have countless times about, er, you.

>
> now butt the fuck out and go tell jani what to say in response to this

Ahh, so you're in charge of who may and may not speak, now huh? LOL!

~Lilly

Jani

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Jun 11, 2002, 8:18:31 PM6/11/02
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Oh, that is *really* funny. You ask a married, monogamous woman a personal
question about her reproductive choices within her marriage, and you tell
her *husband* to butt out?

Tsk. I guess "laid back labour day" really didn't work out for you either
way, did it?

Jani

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The Talesin

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Jun 11, 2002, 10:32:27 PM6/11/02
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Lilly wrote:
> The Talesin wrote:
>
>>
>> you really like kids.
>
> What was your first clue?
>
>>
>> i am shocked you don't have any.
>
> I'm shocked you think it's any of your freakkin business.

really? has no one noticed this before?
it's not unusual and certainly nothing to be so senstive about

The Talesin

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Jun 11, 2002, 10:51:38 PM6/11/02
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Jani wrote:
> Oh, that is *really* funny. You ask a married, monogamous woman a
> personal question about her reproductive choices within her marriage,
> and you tell her *husband* to butt out?

i made a statement i did not ask a question now butt out you nosey old bitch

>
> Tsk. I guess "laid back labour day" really didn't work out for you
> either way, did it?
>

i guess not- SINCE IT IS ONLY FUCKING JUNE

you are a laughable idiot

Ha ha!

Caliban Crowe

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Jun 11, 2002, 11:40:35 PM6/11/02
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The Talesin wrote:

No safety. Ever.

>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

--

Parse Tree

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Jun 11, 2002, 11:31:56 PM6/11/02
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"The Talesin" <the_wi...@yahoo.XcomX.> wrote in message
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> Lilly wrote:
> > The Talesin wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> you really like kids.
> >
> > What was your first clue?
> >
> >>
> >> i am shocked you don't have any.
> >
> > I'm shocked you think it's any of your freakkin business.
>
> really? has no one noticed this before?
> it's not unusual and certainly nothing to be so senstive about

For fuck's sake, she's obviously infertile.


kate

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"Parse Tree" <pars...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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*Mind your own fucking business Pus-Stick, or I'll make your mommy fart on
your ice cream!*
kw~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"...I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all
mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

"You must be, or you wouldn't have come here."
------------------------------------------------------------------
"The Annotated Alice", Lewis Carroll

*tipping a glass to Carroll and M'adder* ;) k~~~~


>


Parse Tree

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Jun 12, 2002, 7:25:03 AM6/12/02
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"kate" <tyle...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Parse Tree" <pars...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:LgzN8.2932$z56.6...@news20.bellglobal.com...
> > "The Talesin" <the_wi...@yahoo.XcomX.> wrote in message
> > news:lGyN8.2921$u86....@twister.kc.rr.com...
> > >
> > > really? has no one noticed this before?
> > > it's not unusual and certainly nothing to be so senstive about
> >
> > For fuck's sake, she's obviously infertile.
>
> *Mind your own fucking business Pus-Stick, or I'll make your mommy fart on
> your ice cream!*

It's so obvious that it needed to be said. It would make sense too, since
none of her boyfriends have seeemed to make her pregnant.


The Talesin

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Jun 12, 2002, 7:50:13 AM6/12/02
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Then bring it on, fuck wad

Jani

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Jun 12, 2002, 8:12:16 AM6/12/02
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"Gargoyle" <ga...@pacbell.net> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 11 Jun 2002 21:08:16 GMT, Lilly <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com>
> wrote:
>
> >The Talesin wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> It amazes me how so many people on this group think they have the right
to
> >> speak for Lilly.
> >
> >I don't see anyone trying to "speak for me," well, except for you of
course.
> >They're merely pointing out your ridiculous new campaign, heh.
> >
> >> Neither you nor Suzanne nor anyone else of your ilk speaks
> >> for *anyone* but yourself.
> >
> >Their "ilk?" Damn yer a drama queen...
> >
> >> From what I can see, Lilly is more than capable
> >> of speaking for herself.
> >
> >Ya think?
> >
> >>
> >> As am I, and I will continue to talk to whomever about whatever I
chose. Get
> >> it? And if you don't fucking like it, you can KF me or leave my group.
> >
> >Oh, it's the "my group" thing again, huh? Aren't you cute.
> >
> >>
> >> Don't threaten me again, Taliban Crowe. I have already given you much
more
> >> leeway than I should have.
> >
> >Bwahahahahahahaha... oh, poor, poor Humpty.
> >
> >~Lilly
> Oh, I can see Wolfie shivering and cowering....NOT! What's the
> humpty-coward going to do? Killfile him like he has me? hehehehe

Regret messing with people he has no idea about, probably. Don't forget,
this is the guy who clogs up a newsgroup for weeks because he had a
nightmare and thought it was an 'attack' :)

Jani


Jani

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Jun 12, 2002, 8:13:05 AM6/12/02
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Bwahahaha! You've been talking to Phoenix, haven't you? ;)

Jani

"Gargoyle" <ga...@pacbell.net> wrote in message

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> On Tue, 11 Jun 2002 21:01:48 GMT, Lilly <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >The Talesin wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> oh ho! is someone getting angry?
> >
> >No, just pointing out your lack of manners.
> >
> >> well, steam away KoAW, I am talking to
> >> Lilly
> >
> >Oh barf.
> >
> >~Lilly

> Here ya go, hon. <hands lilly a patented usenet barfbag> I had these made
> up special for me and my friends. It's a patented magick barfbag, you see.
> You barf into the bag, and presto! the contents vanish to magickally
> reappear in fOt's home. hehehehe
>
> Gargoyle -
> Life's a Bitch but I am the Bitch's Master.


Lilly

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Jun 12, 2002, 8:43:50 PM6/12/02
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Gargoyle wrote:

> It's more a noxious and toxic cloud from gasseous wastes escaping his home.
> hehehe

Very true, very true.

Lilly

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Jun 12, 2002, 8:45:48 PM6/12/02
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Jani wrote:

> Oh, that is *really* funny. You ask a married, monogamous woman a personal
> question about her reproductive choices within her marriage, and you tell
> her *husband* to butt out?

Yup... then again, he thinks the whole "Lilly/Caliban thing" is a ruse.

>
> Tsk. I guess "laid back labour day" really didn't work out for you either
> way, did it?

Heh, he's never hadda labor a day in his life...

Lilly

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Jun 12, 2002, 8:47:49 PM6/12/02
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Gargoyle wrote:

> Oh, I can see Wolfie shivering and cowering....NOT! What's the
> humpty-coward going to do? Killfile him like he has me? hehehehe

I know, funny huh? What really just tickles me, is Humpty's such a threat boy...
it's just so curious how he reacts to them himself. Hrm... Humptyland... all safe
and soft, nothing can ever get him, etc.. Blech.
~L

Lilly

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Jun 12, 2002, 8:49:49 PM6/12/02
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Jani wrote:

>
> Regret messing with people he has no idea about, probably. Don't forget,
> this is the guy who clogs up a newsgroup for weeks because he had a
> nightmare and thought it was an 'attack' :)

It was an attack of gastro-intestinal gaseous bloatage, heh. Hey Jani, I thought
you weren't allowed to speak while Dub is/was away... hrm... whatever will
Humpty do about this infraction?
~L

Lilly

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Jun 12, 2002, 8:51:26 PM6/12/02
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Gargoyle wrote:

> Here ya go, hon. <hands lilly a patented usenet barfbag> I had these made
> up special for me and my friends. It's a patented magick barfbag, you see.
> You barf into the bag, and presto! the contents vanish to magickally
> reappear in fOt's home. hehehehe

Why thank you! Oooh... a barf bag I can make beam up anywhere I like... hrm I
like it... hey the fly... think I can lure Humpty into the chamber with hot
dogs?
~L

Lilly

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Jun 12, 2002, 8:55:46 PM6/12/02
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The Talesin wrote:.

>
> really? has no one noticed this before?

I've had discussion about all manner of things related to kids, with my
FRIENDS. Perhaps this is why this might be the first your hearing about it,
by default no less, hm?

>
> it's not unusual and certainly nothing to be so senstive about

No, I'm not sensitive about it "kids." I just don't like you acting
entitled to any personal information about me, in any way. Not my favorite
color, not my theory on relativity, nothing, period. Can you actually
understand the difference?

Lilly

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Jun 12, 2002, 8:59:22 PM6/12/02
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Parse Tree wrote:

> For fuck's sake, she's obviously infertile.

LOL! I wish, renlet, I wish. Do you have any idea how 'spensive the
appropriate birth control can get? You'd think all insurance would pay
for it, but alas, they don't (although now, thankfully, my new insurance
does). I actually checked into having myself spayed a few years ago, but
I couldn't find a doctor who'd do it, cause I was too young! The very
nerve... hrmph! Bastiges...

Lilly

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Jun 12, 2002, 9:04:28 PM6/12/02
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kate wrote:

>
> *Mind your own fucking business Pus-Stick, or I'll make your mommy fart on
> your ice cream!*

<Picks herself off the floor, wipes the tears of laughter from her eyes...>
Pus Stick? Bwahahaha!
Fart on ice cream? Bwhahaha! (if ya got the right person, you could feasibly
melt it)
Actually, I have nothing to hide about this issue, both my husband and I are
fertile as can be (unfort., heh, hence the need for birth control), it's just
a life choice, as you and my other friends well know, cause we talked about it
before! >:)
~L
ps: Love the sig!

Lilly

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Jun 12, 2002, 9:08:27 PM6/12/02
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Parse Tree wrote:

>
> It's so obvious that it needed to be said. It would make sense too, since
> none of her boyfriends have seeemed to make her pregnant.

Shaddup yous... can't you even spy correctly? You paid good money for bogus
info, you... you... you herb you! Sheesh... I'm about to go get my choppin
sickle for yo ass, little mister.
So Parsley, I've got an important question for ya: flat leaf or curly?

The Talesin

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Jun 12, 2002, 9:30:31 PM6/12/02
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Jani wrote:
> Regret messing with people he has no idea about, probably. Don't
> forget, this is the guy who clogs up a newsgroup for weeks because he
> had a nightmare and thought it was an 'attack' :)

And you are the coward who has never had the balls to lift a finger against
me

The Talesin

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Jun 12, 2002, 9:30:31 PM6/12/02
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Lilly wrote:
> Jani wrote:
>
>> Oh, that is *really* funny. You ask a married, monogamous woman a
>> personal question about her reproductive choices within her
>> marriage, and you tell her *husband* to butt out?
>
> Yup... then again, he thinks the whole "Lilly/Caliban thing" is a
> ruse.
>
>>
>> Tsk. I guess "laid back labour day" really didn't work out for you
>> either way, did it?
>
> Heh, he's never hadda labor a day in his life...

One of the may benefits of a Graduate education.

The Talesin

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Lilly wrote:
> The Talesin wrote:.
>
>>
>> really? has no one noticed this before?
>
> I've had discussion about all manner of things related to kids, with
> my FRIENDS. Perhaps this is why this might be the first your hearing
> about it, by default no less, hm?
>
>>
>> it's not unusual and certainly nothing to be so senstive about
>
> No, I'm not sensitive about it "kids." I just don't like you acting
> entitled to any personal information about me, in any way. Not my
> favorite color, not my theory on relativity, nothing, period. Can you
> actually understand the difference?


"Entitled to PI." Pshaw! You sound like Jani. I merely made an observation
in passing.
However, I must admit, Taliban's eruption has piqued my curiosity about the
whole thing

The Talesin

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Jun 12, 2002, 10:00:35 PM6/12/02
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I don't think so. He said it was "their choice."

Shadow Dancer

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"The Talesin" <the_wi...@yahoo.XcomX.> wrote in message
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> Lilly wrote:
> > Jani wrote:
> >
> >> Oh, that is *really* funny. You ask a married, monogamous woman a
> >> personal question about her reproductive choices within her
> >> marriage, and you tell her *husband* to butt out?
> >
> > Yup... then again, he thinks the whole "Lilly/Caliban thing" is a
> > ruse.
> >
> >>
> >> Tsk. I guess "laid back labour day" really didn't work out for you
> >> either way, did it?
> >
> > Heh, he's never hadda labor a day in his life...
>
> One of the may benefits of a Graduate education.

That you only dream about.


Parse Tree

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Jun 12, 2002, 10:59:30 PM6/12/02
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"Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
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> Parse Tree wrote:
>
> >
> > It's so obvious that it needed to be said. It would make sense too,
since
> > none of her boyfriends have seeemed to make her pregnant.
>
> Shaddup yous... can't you even spy correctly? You paid good money for
bogus
> info, you... you... you herb you! Sheesh... I'm about to go get my choppin
> sickle for yo ass, little mister.
> So Parsley, I've got an important question for ya: flat leaf or curly?
> ~Lilly

Oh, quite curly.


Parse Tree

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Jun 12, 2002, 11:00:29 PM6/12/02
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"Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Parse Tree wrote:
>
> > For fuck's sake, she's obviously infertile.
>
> LOL! I wish, renlet, I wish. Do you have any idea how 'spensive the
> appropriate birth control can get? You'd think all insurance would pay
> for it, but alas, they don't (although now, thankfully, my new insurance
> does). I actually checked into having myself spayed a few years ago, but
> I couldn't find a doctor who'd do it, cause I was too young! The very
> nerve... hrmph! Bastiges...

Oh... You're just poor.

Nevermind then.


Caliban Crowe

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Jun 12, 2002, 11:37:48 PM6/12/02
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Lilly wrote:

> Gargoyle wrote:
>
> > Oh, I can see Wolfie shivering and cowering....NOT! What's the
> > humpty-coward going to do? Killfile him like he has me? hehehehe
>
> I know, funny huh? What really just tickles me, is Humpty's such a threat boy...
> it's just so curious how he reacts to them himself. Hrm... Humptyland... all safe
> and soft, nothing can ever get him, etc.. Blech.
> ~L

I'm going to puncture that illusion of safety. And humpty-bot has no idea when or
how, but he is not safe behind his keyboard any longer.

>
> --
> If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree
> or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me.
> And as much as anyone deserves.
> Edward Abbey, In Death

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Caliban Crowe

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Jun 12, 2002, 11:42:28 PM6/12/02
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Jani wrote:

Exactly. He thinks it's just a usenet post, so he can say or do anything because
it's just a game to him. Now he's going to learn what the word "repercussions"
means.


> Don't forget,
> this is the guy who clogs up a newsgroup for weeks because he had a
> nightmare and thought it was an 'attack' :)
>
> Jani

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Caliban Crowe

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Jun 12, 2002, 11:47:21 PM6/12/02
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The Talesin wrote:

> Jani wrote:
> > Regret messing with people he has no idea about, probably. Don't
> > forget, this is the guy who clogs up a newsgroup for weeks because he
> > had a nightmare and thought it was an 'attack' :)
>

> And you <snip>

To respond to Jani's post with an "And you" means you acknowledge that you are
that "guy... who had a nightmare and thought it was an attack". Gee you're
brave.

> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

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Parse Tree

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Jun 13, 2002, 12:28:51 AM6/13/02
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"Caliban Crowe" <caliba...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> Jani wrote:
>
> >
> > Regret messing with people he has no idea about, probably.
>
> Exactly. He thinks it's just a usenet post, so he can say or do anything
because
> it's just a game to him. Now he's going to learn what the word
"repercussions"
> means.

Wahoo! We get to see some more magenta hoodoo in action!


The Talesin

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Jun 13, 2002, 8:36:59 AM6/13/02
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Caliban Crowe wrote:
> Lilly wrote:
>
>> Gargoyle wrote:
>>
>>> Oh, I can see Wolfie shivering and cowering....NOT! What's the
>>> humpty-coward going to do? Killfile him like he has me? hehehehe
>>
>> I know, funny huh? What really just tickles me, is Humpty's such a
>> threat boy... it's just so curious how he reacts to them himself.
>> Hrm... Humptyland... all safe and soft, nothing can ever get him,
>> etc.. Blech. ~L
>
> I'm going to puncture that illusion of safety. And humpty-bot has no
> idea when or how, but he is not safe behind his keyboard any longer.

pussy

The Talesin

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Jun 13, 2002, 8:36:59 AM6/13/02
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Hey pussy, I am keeping all of these threats in my scrapbook.

Jani

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Jun 13, 2002, 6:12:40 PM6/13/02
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*raises eyebrow* and in your universe, I'm supposed to be some sort of
moronic housewife. What colour *is the sky in your world, David?

Jani

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Lilly

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Jun 13, 2002, 6:44:07 PM6/13/02
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The Talesin wrote:

>
> i made a statement i did not ask a question

Ahh, but you did ask it before.

> now butt out you nosey old bitch

Telling people when they can and can't speak again?

~Lilly

Lilly

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Jun 13, 2002, 6:48:26 PM6/13/02
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The Talesin wrote:

> And you are the coward who has never had the balls to lift a finger against
> me

She has more than your sorry-ass excuse fer nuts havin self. And WHY would
anyone WANT to lift anything more than an eyebrow "against you?"

Lilly

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Jun 13, 2002, 6:50:41 PM6/13/02
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Caliban Crowe wrote:

>
> I'm going to puncture that illusion of safety. And humpty-bot has no idea when or
> how, but he is not safe behind his keyboard any longer.

LOL... it's funny how his panties twist all up when he gets his own medicine back.
~L

Lilly

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Jun 13, 2002, 6:52:02 PM6/13/02
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Parse Tree wrote:

> > So Parsley, I've got an important question for ya: flat leaf or curly?
> > ~Lilly
>
> Oh, quite curly.

Figgers, the flavorless variety.

Lilly

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Jun 13, 2002, 6:53:55 PM6/13/02
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Parse Tree wrote:

> Oh... You're just poor.

LOL, thankfully no, not yet anyway. But absolutely careful, thrifty, and
saving to buy a house on some land, ren. I'm sure you can understand that.

>
> Nevermind then.

Ok.

Lilly

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Jun 13, 2002, 6:55:36 PM6/13/02
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The Talesin wrote:

>
> I don't think so. He said it was "their choice."

No, that's not the case. We are both plenty fertile. It is indeed, a
choice.
A P E R S O N A L choice.

Lilly

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Jun 13, 2002, 6:59:40 PM6/13/02
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The Talesin wrote:

>
> "Entitled to PI." Pshaw! You sound like Jani. I merely made an observation
> in passing.

No, you also asked me at length in another post. (Yer pants are smokin)

>
> However, I must admit, Taliban's eruption has piqued my curiosity about the
> whole thing

Your curiosity was peaked months ago, so just quit it. My husband didn't
"erupt" either, you'd know it if he did. He's just defending our right to share
information with who we choose, which ain't you, Humpty, nor will it be, ever.

The Talesin

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Jun 13, 2002, 9:51:31 PM6/13/02
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Lilly wrote:
> Caliban Crowe wrote:
>
>>
>> I'm going to puncture that illusion of safety. And humpty-bot has no
>> idea when or how, but he is not safe behind his keyboard any longer.
>
> LOL... it's funny how his panties twist all up when he gets his own
> medicine back. ~L

I have not seen that ridiculous pussy do anything but spew and bluster.
He knows that, if he tries something, he will regret if very deeply.

The Talesin

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Jun 13, 2002, 9:51:31 PM6/13/02
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Lilly wrote:
> The Talesin wrote:
>
>>
>> I don't think so. He said it was "their choice."
>
> No, that's not the case. We are both plenty fertile. It is indeed, a
> choice.
> A P E R S O N A L choice.

Um, that's what I said. You are both ablie just not willing.
Or, at least, one of you isn't.

Parse Tree

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Jun 14, 2002, 12:13:17 AM6/14/02
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"Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> The Talesin wrote:
>
> > And you are the coward who has never had the balls to lift a finger
against
> > me
>
> She has more than your sorry-ass excuse fer nuts havin self. And WHY would
> anyone WANT to lift anything more than an eyebrow "against you?"

Because they say they do.


Parse Tree

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Jun 14, 2002, 12:14:17 AM6/14/02
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"Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
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> Parse Tree wrote:
>
> > Oh... You're just poor.
>
> LOL, thankfully no, not yet anyway. But absolutely careful, thrifty, and
> saving to buy a house on some land, ren. I'm sure you can understand that.

No, it was me that responded. Not ren.


Parse Tree

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Jun 14, 2002, 12:15:29 AM6/14/02
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"Lilly" <"L'eau de Lune"@yahooey.com> wrote in message
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> The Talesin wrote:
>
> >
> > "Entitled to PI." Pshaw! You sound like Jani. I merely made an
observation
> > in passing.
>
> No, you also asked me at length in another post. (Yer pants are smokin)
>
> >
> > However, I must admit, Taliban's eruption has piqued my curiosity about
the
> > whole thing
>
> Your curiosity was peaked months ago, so just quit it. My husband didn't
> "erupt" either, you'd know it if he did. He's just defending our right to
share
> information with who we choose, which ain't you, Humpty, nor will it be,
ever.

You should apply the same standards to Wintershard.


Parse Tree

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Jun 14, 2002, 12:14:48 AM6/14/02
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"The Talesin" <the_wi...@yahoo.XcomX.> wrote in message
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> Lilly wrote:
> > The Talesin wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> I don't think so. He said it was "their choice."
> >
> > No, that's not the case. We are both plenty fertile. It is indeed, a
> > choice.
> > A P E R S O N A L choice.
>
> Um, that's what I said. You are both ablie just not willing.
> Or, at least, one of you isn't.

Apparently she doesn't actually want/like children.


Caliban Crowe

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Jun 14, 2002, 1:37:01 AM6/14/02
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The Talesin wrote:

Your scrapbook? What are you, 12?

>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

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Caliban Crowe

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Jun 14, 2002, 1:44:20 AM6/14/02
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The Talesin wrote:

> Lilly wrote:
> > Caliban Crowe wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> I'm going to puncture that illusion of safety. And humpty-bot has no
> >> idea when or how, but he is not safe behind his keyboard any longer.
> >
> > LOL... it's funny how his panties twist all up when he gets his own
> > medicine back. ~L
>
> I have not seen that ridiculous pussy do anything but spew and bluster.
> He knows that, if he tries something, he will regret if very deeply.

Keep telling yourself that, while you hide behind your keyboard, belly all
a-quiver.

>

>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

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Caliban Crowe

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Jun 14, 2002, 1:47:19 AM6/14/02
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The Talesin wrote:

> Lilly wrote:
> > The Talesin wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> I don't think so. He said it was "their choice."
> >
> > No, that's not the case. We are both plenty fertile. It is indeed, a
> > choice.
> > A P E R S O N A L choice.
>
> Um, that's what I said. You are both ablie just not willing.
> Or, at least, one of you isn't.

You've been warned. You haven't left this alone. You're now my new hobby,
fat boy.

>
>
> --
>
> Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
>
> "Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals"-
> Winston Churchill
>
> http://home.kc.rr.com/pendragonsloft

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