'Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for
you.'
Swear it says that.
I don't trust fortune cookies anymore. Last time I opened one, it just said
"Hahahahahahaha lol lollerskates rotflfmao"
Then I checked the back for the lottery numbers, it just said "Yeah right"
>> Documenting scientific research of fortune cookie I just opened:
>>
>> 'Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for
>> you.'
>>
>> Swear it says that.
>
> I don't trust fortune cookies anymore. Last time I opened one, it just
> said "Hahahahahahaha lol lollerskates rotflfmao"
>
> Then I checked the back for the lottery numbers, it just said "Yeah right"
My girlfriend's fortune cookie read, "I cannot help you, for I am just a
cookie."
Im telling you, it's a conspiracy brought on by The Man.