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David Dalton

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Jan 17, 2023, 6:33:10 PM1/17/23
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On Jan 17, 2023, David Dalton wrote
(in article<dalton-2CD230....@news.eternal-september.org>):

> My Eight Sexual Harmonics matchmaking theory, is summarized on
> the webpage https://www.nfld.com//~dalton/8H.html .
>
> Near the end of that page I link to the "various matches" thread
> on which I list many matches, including many celebrity ones,
> obtained in 2019 and 2021 when I had accurate matchmaking
> ability. These matches are all optimally compatible both
> sexually and personality-wise.
>
> Some example matches from that thread are:
>
> Drake and Michelle Williams (ex-of Destiny's Child)
> Celine Dion and Calgary multimillionaire Brett Wilson
> Billy Joel, his wife, and Gwyneth Paltrow (threesome)
> actor Percy Hynes White and Billie Eilish
> Finneas and Iggy Azalea
> Cara Delevingne, LP, and The Weeknd
> Jack Nicholson and Judi Dench
> Bob Dylan and Alice Munro
> Lauryn Hill and Damian Marley
> Rohan Marley and Kelis (Milkshake singer)
> Bill Gates and June Tabor
> Melinda Gates and Ronnie Wood
> Adele and Ed Sheeran
> Ed's wife Cherry and Harry Styles
> Neil Young and Patti Smith
> Chris Isaak and Melania Trump
> Donald Trump and Sarah Palin
> gayT Imaan Hammam and gay Chet Hanks and his male partner
> Jeff Bezos and Queen Letizia of Spain
> Preston Bezos and Cristina Iglesias
> Vladimir Putin and Izabella Scorupco
> Joni Mitchell and Tom Waits and/or Bill Clinton
> Hillary Clinton and Garth Brooks
> Joe Biden and Bette Midler
> Jill Biden and Ron Howard
> Jim Carrey and Kaitlin Kozell
> Leonardo DiCaprio and Alison Lohman
> Shawn Mendes and Charlotte Cardin
> Shania Twain and guitar whiz Slavek Hanzlik
> Charlotte Black Elk and songwriter Bill Bourne
> Annie Lennox, her husband, and Ian Telfer of Oysterband
> Bernie Taupin and Kate Middleton's mom Carole
> Kate Rusby and Phil Cunningham
> Shane MacGowan and Máire Ni Chathasaigh.
> Theodore Apollo Johnson and girl in red

and quite a few more on that “various matches’ thread.

Of course some of those in the above list are currently
involved with others, and I discuss matches for those
others on that thread. Often they are incompatible
or are being split due to abuse, or the other has a
more compatible side partner (as in Alison Lohman’s
husband).

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David Dalton dal...@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
"I gave my love a golden feather/I gave my love a heart of stone/and when you
find a golden feather/it means you'll never lose your way back home." (R.R.)

David Dalton

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Jan 21, 2023, 5:59:37 PM1/21/23
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In article <dalton-2CD230....@news.eternal-september.org>,
> They can test that the matches are optimal by touch, which
> should be electric, warming, and compatible, and by orgasm
> intensity, including in fantasy.

I have sent this, with some edits, to some gossip blogs
(TMZ, Hollywood Gossip, Page Six), some tabloids
(National Enquirer, Weekly World News, Toronto Sun,
and UK tabloids Mirror, Sun, Daily Mail), also
the Toronto Star, and to online dating companies
Eharmony, Match, Zoosk, Plenty of Fish, tinder,
and grindr (I also tried submitting it to Our
Time by a contact form but I am not sure if it
worked on this old browser/laptop since I didn't
get an acknowledgment/confirmation screen; I
may try again from my newer desktop on Tuesday
when I am back in St. John's).

--
David Dalton dal...@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
"And now the angry morning; Gives the early signs of warning; You must face
alone the plans you make; Decisions they will try to break" (S. McLachlan)

David Dalton

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Jan 21, 2023, 6:01:10 PM1/21/23
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In article <dalton-A1251B....@news.eternal-september.org>,
David Dalton <dal...@nfld.com> wrote:

> I have sent this, with some edits, to some gossip blogs
> (TMZ, Hollywood Gossip, Page Six), some tabloids
> (National Enquirer, Weekly World News, Toronto Sun,
> and UK tabloids Mirror, Sun, Daily Mail), also
> the Toronto Star, and to online dating companies
> Eharmony, Match, Zoosk, Plenty of Fish, tinder,
> and grindr (I also tried submitting it to Our
> Time by a contact form but I am not sure if it
> worked on this old browser/laptop since I didn't
> get an acknowledgment/confirmation screen; I
> may try again from my newer desktop on Tuesday
> when I am back in St. John's).

If that doesn't produce results maybe I will have
to write a research proposal and seek sex researchers
to collaborate with, and perhaps apply for a
postdoctoral fellowship, though it is outside
the area of my Ph.D.
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