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Mark Bunker

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Mar 3, 2006, 3:45:53 AM3/3/06
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I caught O'Reilly's talking points memo tonight and was amused by Bill's
ranting about the SPs! They are destroying the country. The SPs must be
stopped. He repeated it verbally and it was on the right-hand bullet point
text on the screen.

Seems he has decided the Secular Progressives are the problem right now in
the U.S. and he decided to shorten that officially to SPs.

It's hard to tell which person is loonier when choosing between Hubbard and
O'Reilly but I have to admit it is fun to see that O'Reilly stumbled upon
part of Hubbard's tech and is misinterpreting it.

O'Reilly is a Squirrel!


Gigi Scudilari

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Mar 3, 2006, 6:46:29 AM3/3/06
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But does he fart on elevators to make people smell them like Gavino Idda?

Gigi Scudilari

cultxpt

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Mar 3, 2006, 7:29:50 AM3/3/06
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Similar minds come up with similar things, apparently.

barbz

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Mar 3, 2006, 9:19:47 AM3/3/06
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Damn! We shoulda copyrighted SP! Then we could sue O'Reilly in England!

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Bode Brausnan

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Mar 3, 2006, 1:33:26 PM3/3/06
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On Fri, 3 Mar 2006 00:45:53 -0800, "Mark Bunker"
<markb...@cox.net> wrote:

> I caught O'Reilly's talking points memo tonight and was amused by Bill's
> ranting about the SPs! They are destroying the country. The SPs must be
> stopped. He repeated it verbally and it was on the right-hand bullet point
> text on the screen.
>
> Seems he has decided the Secular Progressives are the problem right now in
> the U.S. and he decided to shorten that officially to SPs.

Did he also give an opinion on the tens of millions of Christian
Progressives in the USA?

> It's hard to tell which person is loonier when choosing between Hubbard and
> O'Reilly but I have to admit it is fun to see that O'Reilly stumbled upon
> part of Hubbard's tech and is misinterpreting it.
>
> O'Reilly is a Squirrel!

Actually he'smore like what comes of out the back end of a
squirrel.

wbarwell

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Mar 3, 2006, 4:12:24 PM3/3/06
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Bode Brausnan wrote:

What brand of electric dildo does Dildo Bill O'Reilly recommend?


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Fredric L. Rice

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Mar 4, 2006, 4:43:16 PM3/4/06
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"Mark Bunker" <markb...@cox.net> wrote:

>I caught O'Reilly's talking points memo tonight and was amused by Bill's
>ranting about the SPs! They are destroying the country. The SPs must be
>stopped. He repeated it verbally and it was on the right-hand bullet point
>text on the screen.

LOL! Mark, what the _hell_ are you doing watching FOX?

Incidentally, I get the impression that if you don't take it upon
yourself to do that interview without me, it'll never get done.

>Seems he has decided the Secular Progressives are the problem right now in
>the U.S. and he decided to shorten that officially to SPs.

>It's hard to tell which person is loonier when choosing between Hubbard and
>O'Reilly but I have to admit it is fun to see that O'Reilly stumbled upon
>part of Hubbard's tech and is misinterpreting it.

>O'Reilly is a Squirrel!

<heh> Did you see him appear on the Daily Show? }:-}

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Fredric L. Rice

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Mar 4, 2006, 4:44:18 PM3/4/06
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wbarwell <wbar...@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
>Bode Brausnan wrote:
>> On Fri, 3 Mar 2006 00:45:53 -0800, "Mark Bunker"
>> <markb...@cox.net> wrote:
>>> O'Reilly is a Squirrel!
>> Actually he'smore like what comes of out the back end of a squirrel.
>What brand of electric dildo does Dildo Bill O'Reilly recommend?

LOL! No, the guy whacks off while talking on the telephone with
his co-workers. No dildo in anything I've read about him yet.

Scientomogy.info

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Mar 4, 2006, 8:28:26 PM3/4/06
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I figured SP must = South Park ;)

wbarwell

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Mar 4, 2006, 11:13:20 PM3/4/06
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:

> wbarwell <wbar...@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
>>Bode Brausnan wrote:
>>> On Fri, 3 Mar 2006 00:45:53 -0800, "Mark Bunker"
>>> <markb...@cox.net> wrote:
>>>> O'Reilly is a Squirrel!
>>> Actually he'smore like what comes of out the back end of a squirrel.
>>What brand of electric dildo does Dildo Bill O'Reilly recommend?
>
> LOL! No, the guy whacks off while talking on the telephone with
> his co-workers. No dildo in anything I've read about him yet.
>

He did a few calls while using one.
A man of great talent and judgment.
I laughed loudly when I read the court docs on
this and since then, he is Dildo Bill as far
as I am concerned.

Fredric L. Rice

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Mar 5, 2006, 12:20:09 AM3/5/06
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wbarwell <wbar...@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
>Fredric L. Rice wrote:
>> wbarwell <wbar...@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
>>>Bode Brausnan wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 3 Mar 2006 00:45:53 -0800, "Mark Bunker"
>>>> <markb...@cox.net> wrote:
>>>>> O'Reilly is a Squirrel!
>>>> Actually he'smore like what comes of out the back end of a squirrel.
>>>What brand of electric dildo does Dildo Bill O'Reilly recommend?
>> LOL! No, the guy whacks off while talking on the telephone with
>> his co-workers. No dildo in anything I've read about him yet.
>He did a few calls while using one. A man of great talent and judgment.
>I laughed loudly when I read the court docs on this and since then, he
>is Dildo Bill as far as I am concerned.

Disgusting! But I haven't payed that close attention to the guy to
read all the stiffer details, as it were. It doesn't surprise me.

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wbarwell

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Mar 5, 2006, 1:09:30 AM3/5/06
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:

> wbarwell <wbar...@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
>>Fredric L. Rice wrote:
>>> wbarwell <wbar...@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
>>>>Bode Brausnan wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 3 Mar 2006 00:45:53 -0800, "Mark Bunker"
>>>>> <markb...@cox.net> wrote:
>>>>>> O'Reilly is a Squirrel!
>>>>> Actually he'smore like what comes of out the back end of a squirrel.
>>>>What brand of electric dildo does Dildo Bill O'Reilly recommend?
>>> LOL! No, the guy whacks off while talking on the telephone with
>>> his co-workers. No dildo in anything I've read about him yet.
>>He did a few calls while using one. A man of great talent and judgment.
>>I laughed loudly when I read the court docs on this and since then, he
>>is Dildo Bill as far as I am concerned.
>
> Disgusting! But I haven't payed that close attention to the guy to
> read all the stiffer details, as it were. It doesn't surprise me.
>

I think they had the court docs on The Smoking Gun website.

I just cannot imagine listening to him bloviate on radio
without cracking up.

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wbarwell

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Mar 5, 2006, 5:38:14 PM3/5/06
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root@127.1 wrote:

> In <120kvqj...@corp.supernews.com>, wbarwell


> <wbar...@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
>
>>Fredric L. Rice wrote:
>>
>>> wbarwell <wbar...@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
>>>>Fredric L. Rice wrote:
>>>>> wbarwell <wbar...@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Bode Brausnan wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 3 Mar 2006 00:45:53 -0800, "Mark Bunker"
>>>>>>> <markb...@cox.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>> O'Reilly is a Squirrel!
>>>>>>> Actually he'smore like what comes of out the back end of a squirrel.
>>>>>>What brand of electric dildo does Dildo Bill O'Reilly recommend?
>>>>> LOL! No, the guy whacks off while talking on the telephone with
>>>>> his co-workers. No dildo in anything I've read about him yet.
>>>>He did a few calls while using one. A man of great talent and judgment.
>>>>I laughed loudly when I read the court docs on this and since then, he
>>>>is Dildo Bill as far as I am concerned.
>>>
>>> Disgusting! But I haven't payed that close attention to the guy to
>>> read all the stiffer details, as it were. It doesn't surprise me.
>>>
>>
>>I think they had the court docs on The Smoking Gun website.
>>
>>I just cannot imagine listening to him bloviate on radio
>>without cracking up.
>

> It's been getting funnier and even more demented, lately:
>
> "Doberman: Panic in the falafel-sphere"
>
> <http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/03/03.html#a7384>
>
> Someone called into O'Reilly's radio show and mentioned "Olberman".
> O'Reilly cut him off and went on a rant about siccing Fox security and
> local law enforcement on him. Apparently, several people who'd done
> similar phone-bys actually did get calls from someone trying to pass as
> Fox security.
>
> Check out the video clip. It cracks me up.


Can you report Faux security to the cops?

Dildo Billy! What a jerk!

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