David Miscavige unveils his new Scientology promotion
Lianna Skywalker
You'll be stunned!
Lianna Skywalker
SP4
"When you show the odd flash of contextual intelligence, I forget your generation can't read." -- Dr. Hannibal Lecter
roger gonnet
Lianna Skywalker <liannas...@hotmail.com> a écrit dans le message :
3b31602...@news.concentric.net...
I dunno if you're the real Lianna.
This shot should'nt be there with a direct connection.
roger
I.S.Rennie
to anyone.
ptsc
Skywalker) wrote:
>Yes, with Scientology, you can achieve results such as this:
>You'll be stunned!
Heh. I posted this last year as a "Rare Photograph of Garry Scarff"
and everyone flamed the shit out of me.
ptsc
barb
I hate to tell you this, but this pic has already made the rounds
here...so to speak.
--
Barb
Chaplain, ARSCC
http://members.home.net/bwarr1/index.htm
http://www.geocities.com/bwarr_2000/ mirror site
"Every week, every month, every year, every decade and now
every century, Scientology does weird and stupid things
to damage its own reputation."
-Steve Zadarnowski
"Comparing Scientology to a motorcycle gang is a gross, unpardonable
insult to bikers everywhere. Even at our worst, we are never as bad as
Scientology."
-ex-member, Thunderclouds motorcycle "club"
Lianna Skywalker
I love goatseing people... :)
beerslayer
news:3b31602...@news.concentric.net...
"stunned" isn't quite the right word. How about "nauseated"?
I really, REALLY wish I hadn't followed your link just after breakfast...
the poor janitor's going to find a surprise in the trash bin tonight... :(
Perhaps a warning of some sort might be appropriate next time - this is
alt.religion.scientology, not alt.tasteless... :)
-- The Beerslayer
-- SP2 and proud
Lianna Skywalker
>Lianna Skywalker wrote:
>>
>> Yes, with Scientology, you can achieve results such as this:
>>
>> www.goatse.cx
>>
>> You'll be stunned!
>>
>> Lianna Skywalker
>> SP4
>> "When you show the odd flash of contextual intelligence, I forget your generation can't read." -- Dr. Hannibal Lecter
>
>I hate to tell you this, but this pic has already made the rounds
>here...so to speak.
there's always a new victim! (see below :)
Michael Reuss
>Yes, with Scientology, you can achieve results such as this:
Aw geez, now look what you made me go and do:
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I see that the pictures from annual banquet of the Garry Scarff, Mike
Rinder mutual love society have come back from the developer...
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It's a good thing that at the banquet, they eat dinner before the "get
acquainted" mixer starts.
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Your photo sure looks like the "Rear" Admiral, David Miscaviage!
Compare your image to this Pulitzer prize winning file photograph of
the "Rear" Admiral:
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It's a dead ringer.
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Nobody ever said that getting Scientologists to pull their heads out
of their asses was going to be pretty.
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I do believe there's room to shove fair game, the RPF, the
Introspection Rundown, language corruption, hatred of psyches, and
many of Scientology's lies up an asshole that big.
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For the Rear Admiral, only Owe Tee Brand enemas and suppositories will
do.
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This joke slot left intentionally blank.
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The Rear Admiral's favorite band? Who else? The Butthole Surfers.
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I do believe an entire Butthole Surfers box-set could fit inside
there.
....even if it were on LP records!
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For you kids who don't know what an LP record is, go ask your parents,
er, that is if you haven't disconnected from them.
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By the looks of it, the Rear Admiral doesn't have a place to put
things where "the sun don't shine." Indeed, if he's not careful, he
could get a bad sunburn up there.
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What this post needs now is a little easy listening musical
interlude...
Feces... nothing more than feces... feces of love. FECES, WHOA WHOA
WHOA FEEEECES WHOA WHOA WHOA FECES...
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Hey look, it's Linda Woolard's dream date!
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If the Real Admiral has hemorrhoids, I bet he could shatter Linda
Woolard's world record in 'roid spurtin.'
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If the Rear Admiral does get hemorrhoids in that asshole, he's going
to need a lot more than just Preparation H.
He's going to need Preparation H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P.
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When is 'roid spurtin' (aka "Woolard-ing") going to be accepted as an
Olympic event, anyway? I mean, it's not fair... they let rhythmic
gymnastics and synchronized swimming in...
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I don't mean to be indelicate here (;-), but I'm having a real problem
with a question on a practical matter.
How far up inside this gargantuan hole does the Rear Admiral have to
wipe after taking a dump? I mean, is up to the wrist enough? Or does
he have to push all the way up to the elbow?
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Hey, is that Richard Gere's pet hamster I see up there?
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Some people euphemistically call their's the "chocolate highway." The
Rear Admiral euphemistical;y calls his the "chocolate 12-lane,
controlled-access, interstate, super expressway."
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If the "Rear" Admiral pulls any harder on the sides, he's liable to
flip himself inside out!
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Q: How is anal intercourse with the "Rear" Admiral like a Shaquille
O'Neall free throw?
A: Nothing but fucking air.
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Q: How does Mike Rinder's brown-nosing of David Miscavige make him
similar to a hopped-up drug addict?
A: Both spend their days sniffing crack!
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All your turd are belong to us.
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Scientology lies, and that's no shit.
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Hey Gavina, deduct another 5 points, you miserable excuse for a
religious minister.
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Here's the punch line to a very old and disgusting joke, which could
be adapted to fit the Rear Admiral's situation (full joke is
available, upon request):
Help me find my car, and we can drive out.
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Open message to the "Rear" Admiral: Maybe if you stop trying to ream
other people all the time, and instead, acted like a decent, honest,
caring human being, you wouldn't be the "butt" of these types of
jokes. I hope you'll consider on this a bit.
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Michael Reuss
Honorary Kid