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Zapanaz: You don't have to read Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought by L. Ron Hubbard!

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Jonathon Barbera

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Zapanaz: You don't have to read Scientology: The Fundamentals of
Thought by L. Ron Hubbard!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1403155402/

Get the audio book version and it will read itself to you!

Douche Bagelow

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> I suck weiners.


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Rev. 11D Meow!

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Skipper

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In article <damn65trp1edcp386...@4ax.com>, Jonathon
Barbera <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote:

Don't you have something better to do, like sliming a sidewalk?

Tater Gumfries

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On Jul 25, 10:20 pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
wrote:

> Zapanaz: You don't have to read Scientology: The Fundamentals of
> Thought by L. Ron Hubbard!

Tater read Dianetics, and thought it was no more silly than a lot of
otehr theories of psychology.

One time when Tater was a lot younger, wandering around in Portland, a
cute Scientologist girl tried to lure young Tater over to the big ol
building for a free evaluation. The stuff she was spewing was a bunch
of nonsense, but she was cute, so Tater followed her all the way to
the door. Didn't go in, though. Looked like they were gettin ready to
lock the door behind me.

Tater

Jonathon Barbera

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On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:29:53 -0700, Rev. 11D Meow! <Ji...@Crack.corn>
wrote:

>http://www.xenu.net


I have had an article on that site since 1997:

http://www.xenu.net/archive/conf_mat.html

Jonathon Barbera

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:28:10 -0700, Skipper <skipSP...@yahoo.not>
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I don't do the physical protests ("raids").

Besides, I have probably educated more people about David Miscavige's
abuses through youtube than I ever would on a sidewalk in front of an
org.

Jonathon Barbera

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:32:31 -0700 (PDT), Tater Gumfries
<TaterG...@usa.com> wrote:

>On Jul 25, 10:20�pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
>wrote:
>> Zapanaz: You don't have to read Scientology: The Fundamentals of
>> Thought by L. Ron Hubbard!
>
>Tater read Dianetics, and thought it was no more silly than a lot of
>otehr theories of psychology.
>


Scientology and Dianetics are two different subjects.

Dianetics addresses the mind. Scientology addresses the immortal
spiritual being which is the true self.

Scientologists continue to use Dianetics as a tool but it doesn't
accurately represent the philosophy of Scientology.

Jonathon Barbera

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On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:59:58 -0700, Rev. 11D Meow! <Ji...@Crack.corn>
wrote:

>Want to Add Squirting Female Orgasms, Anal Sex, Sex Toys, BDSM to Your


>Sex Life, or Just Want to Learn How to Last Longer in Bed?


David Miscavige believes PAIN = SEX -- Now do you understand his
fetish for hitting people?

David Miscavige has turned INT Base into his own private BDSM fetish
dungeon. He should leave the church with his swindled millions and
start his own BDSM center. I do not care if he has to hit people to
get sexual gratification. But let him do it outside of the Church of
Scientology.

David Miscavige is massively out-2D.

We have all heard about his canceling marriages at INT Base, promoting
abortions, removing references to the Second Dynamic, canceling the
book Child Dianetics and more.

Why is he so destructive toward the Second Dynamic?

David Miscavige is obviously a BDSM fetishist. He apparently receives
sexual pleasure from abusing his top executives. He is virtually
having sex with them when he attacks them. In this sense, he is not
only a sexual pervert, but out-2d with every top executive he has laid
his hands on.

Why is David Miscavige only known for hitting men? Well, being a
homosexual is another thing. I do not care if he wants to be a
homosexual. But he should realize that being 1.1 is to be a hypocrite
on this subject. (That is, 1.1 is to denounce so rabidly the withhold
he is hiding from others.)

Toilet Pepper

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Thanks Mommy!!!

Tater Gumfries

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On Jul 26, 10:52 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
wrote:

> On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:32:31 -0700 (PDT), Tater Gumfries
>
> <TaterGumfr...@usa.com> wrote:
> >On Jul 25, 10:20 pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
> >wrote:
> >> Zapanaz: You don't have to read Scientology: The Fundamentals of
> >> Thought by L. Ron Hubbard!
>
> >Tater read Dianetics, and thought it was no more silly than a lot of
> >otehr theories of psychology.
>
> Scientology and Dianetics are two different subjects.
>
> Dianetics addresses the mind. Scientology addresses the immortal
> spiritual being which is the true self.

Oh, Lord, you made ol Tater laugh. Scientology is about the ground of
all being? You gotta be kidding. It's as crazy as Subgeniusology!

Tater

Toilet Pepper

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Jul 26, 2009, 1:19:33 PM7/26/09
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On Jul 27, 12:52 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
wrote:

>


> Dianetics addresses the mind. Scientology addresses the immortal
> spiritual being which is the true self.
>

Music addresses the mind. Good Music addresses the immortal spiritual

Skipper

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In article <i82p65pisjj0dsntm...@4ax.com>, Jonathon
Barbera <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote:

> On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:28:10 -0700, Skipper <skipSP...@yahoo.not>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <damn65trp1edcp386...@4ax.com>, Jonathon
> >Barbera <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote:
> >
> >> Zapanaz: You don't have to read Scientology: The Fundamentals of
> >> Thought by L. Ron Hubbard!
> >>
> >> http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1403155402/
> >>
> >> Get the audio book version and it will read itself to you!
> >>
> >
> >Don't you have something better to do, like sliming a sidewalk?
>
>
> I don't do the physical protests ("raids").
>
> Besides, I have probably educated more people about David Miscavige's
> abuses through youtube than I ever would on a sidewalk in front of an
> org.
>

I don't mind how often you slime your own keyboard but the ooze from
you in the group gets a bit noxious, and I'm about to tell your mommy
and daddy that if they keep letting you live at home, they should make
you take a bath once in a while and find a job.

Douche Bagelow

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http://www.randymantooth.com/index2.html


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Douche Bagelow

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>
>http://www.randymantooth.com/index2.html
>
>

and I fucked up my own punchline by spelling tribute wrong.


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Douche Bagelow

SusietheFloozie

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Oh, you obvious enacted that under the "Emergency!" Powers Act...

Unclaimed Mysteries

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Subgeniusology is about the SOIL of all being.

-cls

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http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

Obi Wan SODDI

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But it would be time better spent than reading some compendium of hoodoo
mumbo jumbo cargo cult natterings like "Dianetics".

Scratch that - compared to Scientology, cargo cults MAKE SENSE.

Douche Bagelow

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In article <bd1e5a52-dec8-497e...@e11g2000yqo.googlegroups.com>,
SusietheFloozie says...

It beats all that banter about who is the world's smartest $cientologi$t.

Wait, is Mantooth a $cientologist?


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Jonathon Barbera

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You haven't listened to the lectures then. L. Ron Hubbard couldn't be
any simpler to understand.

You probably read some kook's web page and took it for an accurate
portrayal of Scientology. It's not.

Douche Bagelow

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In article <um7p65ti9u0cm5nms...@4ax.com>, Jonathon Barbera
says...

>You probably read some kook's web page and took it for an accurate
>portrayal of Scientology. It's not.
>

Yes, Jonathon Barbera seems like he's much more level-headed and knowledgeable.


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Jonathon Barbera

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:27:06 -0700, Skipper <skipSP...@yahoo.not>
wrote:

>In article <i82p65pisjj0dsntm...@4ax.com>, Jonathon
>Barbera <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:28:10 -0700, Skipper <skipSP...@yahoo.not>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <damn65trp1edcp386...@4ax.com>, Jonathon
>> >Barbera <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Zapanaz: You don't have to read Scientology: The Fundamentals of
>> >> Thought by L. Ron Hubbard!
>> >>
>> >> http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1403155402/
>> >>
>> >> Get the audio book version and it will read itself to you!
>> >>
>> >
>> >Don't you have something better to do, like sliming a sidewalk?
>>
>>
>> I don't do the physical protests ("raids").
>>
>> Besides, I have probably educated more people about David Miscavige's
>> abuses through youtube than I ever would on a sidewalk in front of an
>> org.
>>
>
>I don't mind how often you slime your own keyboard but the ooze from
>you in the group gets a bit noxious, and I'm about to tell your mommy
>and daddy that if they keep letting you live at home, they should make
>you take a bath once in a while and find a job.


I tell them that I work with you. That ~impresses~ them considering
how much of a big-time celebrity you are.

But seriously, I must be a nobody as you decided because I don't have
CCHR staff (or was it CCR groupies) trying to spend time with me.

Jonathon Barbera

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Who is looking at it? The Thetan.

Jonathon Barbera

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Who has the consideration as to what is good or bad music? The one
listening to it, of course.

Jonathon Barbera

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On 26 Jul 2009 11:26:58 -0700, Douche Bagelow
<Douche...@newsguy.com> wrote:


For an accurate understanding of Scientology, read the books and
listen to the lectures by L. Ron Hubbard on the subject.

Don't get involved with the Church of Scientology, however, as David
Miscavige has turned it into an abusive brainwashing cult.

Douche Bagelow

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In article <098p65d4b5v2alhr6...@4ax.com>, Jonathon Barbera
says...

>Don't get involved with the Church of Scientology, however, as David
>Miscavige has turned it into an abusive brainwashing cult.
>

I don't have time for another cult anyway. My current cult-of-choice is just
fine.


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Douche Bagelow

Jonathon Barbera

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On 26 Jul 2009 11:35:35 -0700, Douche Bagelow
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Do they hit you?

Obi Wan SODDI

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To know not to step in it.

Fredric L. Rice

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Jonathon Barbera <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote:
>On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:00:14 -0400, "Obi Wan SODDI"
><smo...@mirror.com> wrote:
>>But it would be time better spent than reading some compendium of hoodoo
>>mumbo jumbo cargo cult natterings like "Dianetics".
>>Scratch that - compared to Scientology, cargo cults MAKE SENSE.
>You haven't listened to the lectures then. L. Ron Hubbard couldn't be
>any simpler to understand.

Agreed, the lesson is that there are always ignorant, uneducate morons
out there with money just aching to be rooked and swindled.

Most people have learned that lesson. Only the truly pudding-brained
rightarded among us still give the criminal enterprise money.

---
Get off my phone! GET OFF MY PHONE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddPI8p-F8M8

Fredric L. Rice

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Jonathon Barbera <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote:
>On 26 Jul 2009 11:26:58 -0700, Douche Bagelow
><Douche...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>>In article <um7p65ti9u0cm5nms...@4ax.com>, Jonathon Barberasays...
>>>You probably read some kook's web page and took it for an accurate
>>>portrayal of Scientology. It's not.
>>Yes, Jonathon Barbera seems like he's much more level-headed and knowledgeable.
>For an accurate understanding of Scientology, read the books and
>listen to the lectures by L. Ron Hubbard on the subject.

Agreed, start with "All About Radiation" and then "A History of Man."

LOL! Fucking insane cultists.

Toilet Pepper

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On Jul 27, 2:48 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
wrote:

> On 26 Jul 2009 11:35:35 -0700, Douche Bagelow
>
> <Douche_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> >In article <098p65d4b5v2alhr6jq8kgdfpbhilg8...@4ax.com>, Jonathon Barbera

> >says...
>
> >>Don't get involved with the Church of Scientology, however, as David
> >>Miscavige has turned it into an abusive brainwashing cult.
>
> >I don't have time for another cult anyway. My current cult-of-choice is just
> >fine.
>
> Do they hit you?

YEAH BABY!!!!

Toilet Pepper

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On Jul 27, 2:30 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
wrote:

> On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:19:33 -0700 (PDT), Toilet Pepper
>
> <josefarc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >On Jul 27, 12:52 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
> >wrote:
>
> >> Dianetics addresses the mind. Scientology addresses the immortal
> >> spiritual being which is the true self.
>
> >Music addresses the mind. Good Music addresses the immortal spiritual
> >being which is the true self.
>
> Who has the consideration as to what is good or bad music? The one
> listening to it, of course.

I'm sorry you don't get it. I mean.. I'm really sorry.

Fredric L. Rice

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Toilet Pepper <josef...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Jul 27, 2:30=A0am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net> wrote:
>> On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:19:33 -0700 (PDT), Toilet Pepper
>> <josefarc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>On Jul 27, 12:52=A0am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net> wrote:
>>>> Dianetics addresses the mind. Scientology addresses the immortal
>>>> spiritual being which is the true self.
>>>Music addresses the mind. Good Music addresses the immortal spiritual
>>>being which is the true self.

Ah. Barry Manilow.

>I'm sorry you don't get it. I mean.. I'm really sorry.

Yeah, how's David Miscaviage gonna get Subgenii money if it's all
going to Reverend Stang? Xenu damn it, it's all so fucking unfair!

Obi Wan SODDI

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Shitting Out of a Asshole by Rev. Sternodox

Once upon a time this guy shit on this other guy's head. Then the
other guy took the shit and fucked it before squirting it back in the
first guy's mouth. Then the first guy shit some more and threw it at
the second guy. Then that guy took all the shit and put it in his
butt and then shit it out again and threw it at the first guy again.
Then the first guy vomited and shit in the vomit and threw it all on
the other guy. Then this other guy comes up and pulls down his pants
and shits and picks up the shit and throws it all on the other two
guys. Then the first guy teams up with the second guy and picks up a
big pile of shit and lobs it at the new guy and it goes all in his
mouth. Then the new guy pukes because of the shit all in his mouth
and picks up the puke and puts it in both the other guys' mouths and
assholes. Then all three of them have to fart real bad but instead
they just shit all over themselves. Then another guy comes over who
is in the process of shitting and he takes a real messy runny shit
that is hard to pick up but he uses a snow shovel and picks it up and
throws it on the other guys. So these two other guys show up and they
have already been shitting all on themselves and so they take some of
the shit on them and put it on the guy who showed up before them and
all in his mouth. So the second guy who was one of the ones who was
there first starts to shit again and smears it all over his ass and
then runs and jumps and puts his ass on one of the guys who just got
there's face. So then everybody has to shit and they all shit at
exactly the same time and the first two guys grab up all the shit and
smear it all in the other guys' mouths and noses. Then the fifth guy
who was there decided to shit again and he did and picked up the
turds in his hands and smeared it all over the face of the first guy.
Then two new guys crashed their helicopter in the middle of them and
they were shitting in the helicopter all day so it was completely
filled with eight tons of shit and it went all over the guys on the
ground. Then the pilot jumps out and shits on his co-pilot's head and
takes some of the shit and throws it at the other guys. Then the
other guys gang up on the helicopter pilot and co-pilot and throw all
the shit on them mixed with vomit. So soon everybody was shitting in
everybody else's mouths and noses and were all buried in shit. Then
this cute girl walks by with an Uzi and blows all their shit away but
not the real shit because that's just a euphemism for killing those
guys and then she ate all the shit while this guy on the roof jacked
off while watching her.

The End

Obi Wan SODDI

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A couple minutes after the ship pulls out of the harbor and the ship is at
sea, the Russian pulls out a bottle of vodka, drains half of it and throws
the half-empty bottle into the sea.

He says. "Ha! In Russia we have so much vodka we drink half and throw the
rest away!"

Not to be outdone, the Cuban pulls out a beautiful long Cuban cigar, lights
it, takes a couple drags and throws it into the sea.

He says, "In Cuba, we have so much fine tobacco that we just take a few
puffs and throw the rest away!"

So the Angeleno throws the Scientologist overboard.

Rev. Richard Skull

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On Jul 26, 12:20 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
wrote:

> Zapanaz: You don't have to read Scientology: The Fundamentals of
> Thought by L. Ron Hubbard!
>
> http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1403155402/
>
> Get the audio book version and it will read itself to you!

Seeing the words Scientology & thought in the same sentence makes me
ill

Obi Wan SODDI

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"We already have one - it's very nice. Now go away or I shall taunt you
again."

Zapanaz

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WHAT AN AMAZING INSIGHT! Did you learn that in Scientology?


I don't think any human being could possibly have figured out that
whether music is good or bad depends on the person listening to it,
not without years of Scientology training. It could very likely be
downright dangerous to attempt such a feat.

--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Porn is just like sex with all the awkwardness edited out.
-=-Phineas Narco

:: Currently listening to Low Spark of High Heeled Boys, 1971, by Traffic, from "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"

Zapanaz

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http://tinyurl.com/m9en8p

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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/

I'm going to go eat a pig.

Zapanaz

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:33:27 -0700, Jonathon Barbera
<jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote:

>For an accurate understanding of Scientology, read the books and
>listen to the lectures by L. Ron Hubbard on the subject.

http://joecosby.com/sound/BodyThetans3.mp3

Unclaimed Mysteries

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Jul 26, 2009, 7:34:55 PM7/26/09
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Are you stuttering?

SusietheFloozie

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On Jul 26, 12:20 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
wrote:

> Zapanaz: You don't have to read Scientology: The Fundamentals of
> Thought by L. Ron Hubbard!
> Get the audio book version and it will read itself to you!

Wow, an audiobook...! I could really use one of those, and what's
more, I'd broadcast it, free of charge! How about sending me a copy in
care of WREKfm in Atlanta?

You know whatthey say--there's no such thing as BAD PUBLICITY!

Codeword: shtics!

Rev. 11D Meow!

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I don't give a fuck.

I take a fuck.

You Got A Pussy?

No!

Ewe ARE A Pussy, Sheep-Fuckee!

Fredric L. Rice

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Rev. 11D Meow! <Ji...@Crack.corn> wrote:

>I don't give a fuck.
>I take a fuck.

Sort of like those penny trays at check-out counters. Take a fuck,
leave a fuck. Take a penny, leave a penny. It all evens out in the end.
Literally some times.

Jonathon Barbera

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Likewise to you.

Jonathon Barbera

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 19:21:04 GMT, fr...@skeptictank.org (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:

>Toilet Pepper <josef...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>On Jul 27, 2:30=A0am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net> wrote:
>>> On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:19:33 -0700 (PDT), Toilet Pepper
>>> <josefarc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>On Jul 27, 12:52=A0am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net> wrote:
>>>>> Dianetics addresses the mind. Scientology addresses the immortal
>>>>> spiritual being which is the true self.
>>>>Music addresses the mind. Good Music addresses the immortal spiritual
>>>>being which is the true self.
>
>Ah. Barry Manilow.
>
>>I'm sorry you don't get it. I mean.. I'm really sorry.
>
>Yeah, how's David Miscaviage gonna get Subgenii money if it's all
>going to Reverend Stang? Xenu damn it, it's all so fucking unfair!
>


Doesn't Stang send 10% up-lines like all of the other Church of
Scientology front groups?

Jonathon Barbera

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:15:11 -0700, Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:30:01 -0700, Jonathon Barbera
><jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:19:33 -0700 (PDT), Toilet Pepper
>><josef...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Jul 27, 12:52�am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Dianetics addresses the mind. Scientology addresses the immortal
>>>> spiritual being which is the true self.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Music addresses the mind. Good Music addresses the immortal spiritual
>>>being which is the true self.
>>
>>
>>Who has the consideration as to what is good or bad music? The one
>>listening to it, of course.
>
>WHAT AN AMAZING INSIGHT! Did you learn that in Scientology?
>
>
>I don't think any human being could possibly have figured out that
>whether music is good or bad depends on the person listening to it,
>not without years of Scientology training. It could very likely be
>downright dangerous to attempt such a feat.


LOL!

You remind me of that section in Nietzsche's Thus Spake Zarathustra
where the locals were muttering about God after the acrobat fell to
his death. The philosopher looked around and remarked, "Don't the
people know that God is dead?"

People assume a lot about others...

Jonathon Barbera

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That is called a somatic. You can read more about somatics in
Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health by L. Ron Hubbard.

Jonathon Barbera

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 15:23:47 -0400, "Obi Wan SODDI"
<smo...@mirror.com> wrote:

>Shitting Out of a Asshole by Rev. Sternodox
>


Alternative title: How Ivan Stang thought up "Bob".

Jonathon Barbera

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 18:23:14 -0700, Rev. 11D Meow! <Ji...@Crack.corn>
wrote:

>I don't give a fuck.


I've read that one before. You're playing re-runs now.

Too lazy to type a new thought? Has "Bob" reduced you to a smoldering
pile of copies and pastes?

Rev. Chain Smerker

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"Jonathon Barbera" <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote in message
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You really are stupid. Ivan Stang is just some guy that "Bob" thought up.

Go back to your normallcey PINK BOY.


Rev. Chain Smerker

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"Jonathon Barbera" <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote in message
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> I've read that one before. You're playing re-runs now.
>
> Too lazy to type a new thought? Has "Bob" reduced you to a smoldering
> pile of copies and pastes?
>

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Fredric L. Rice

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See what too much bat jiz did to your brain?

Who owns the trademarks and copyrights on the CotSG? "Bob" or Rev. Stang?

LOL! Now who's pink, pink boy?!

SusietheFloozie

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Jul 27, 2009, 11:20:45 AM7/27/09
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On Jul 27, 11:05 am, fr...@skeptictank.org (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

> See what too much bat jiz did to your brain?

No, but I see what it did to *yours.* "Jizz" is spelled with 2 "z"s.
Or have you been drinking too much of it to know that?

> LOL!  Now who's pink, pink boy?!

Oh, rest assured, WE know who the pink ones are. We can smell it on
you. Every time you and your pink friends open their yaps, it's yet
another tiresome flood of crap-spattered candyfloss.

But hey, keep 'em flying--we love that warm, consoling flush of
superiority that comes from watching posers like you twitch and flail
and try to pretend you're as cool and smart as we are.

Dance, monkey, dance! Dance for your betters!

Zapanaz

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On Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:54:33 -0700, Jonathon Barbera
<jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote:

http://blog.rednecklaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dwarf-mullet.jpg


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
- Santayana

:: Currently listening to Behind Walls of Stone, 1999, by David Arkenstone, from "The Celtic Circle 2"

Zapanaz

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Jul 27, 2009, 12:18:55 PM7/27/09
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http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/138645535_e9982fa1ba.jpg?v=0

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
- Santayana

:: Currently listening to High on Life, 2004, by Rasputina, from "Frustration Plantation"

Zapanaz

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http://tinyurl.com/nzujkn


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/

"ALEEENZ ARE COMING TO EAT MY SOUL! THEY EXOOD OUT OF THE POWER
SOKKITS! WE MUST BUY! WE MUST SELL! REPENT NOW!"

- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, scrawled in feces on a towel, 1963

:: Currently listening to Cryin' Blues, 1959, by Charles Mingus, from "Blues & Roots"

Ouroboros Rex

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Jul 27, 2009, 1:40:40 PM7/27/09
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Sorry, not funny.


Obi Wan SODDI

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Jul 27, 2009, 1:42:00 PM7/27/09
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If you say "Zapanaz" three times while looking in a mirror, he will appear
in the mirror waggling his ebony scepter of love at you.

Jonathon Barbera

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Dance, Fredric, dance!

Do what the cool, smart people pressure you to do. You know you cannot
resist their demands. How else can you become one of their cliquey
crowd otherwise?

Jonathon Barbera

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~YOU~ would certainly know all about it!

Jonathon Barbera

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Jul 27, 2009, 8:48:58 PM7/27/09
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Too desperate. I suspect you are pinker than I am.

Obi Wan SODDI

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"Jonathon Barbera" <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote in message
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That went WAAAY over your head, didn't it?

Obi Wan SODDI

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"Jonathon Barbera" <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote in message
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Zapanaz

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~YOU~ really need more practice.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/

We are at war with Oceania and we are not at war with Oceania. We are
Oceania and we are not Oceania. I love Big Brother.

Don't you?

:: Currently listening to Spartacus, 1990, by Branford Marsalis, from "The Steep Anthology"

Obi Wan SODDI

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L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard is more of a retarded Mexican homo zombie with a
dick that shits dicks and shit because Elron shoved some shit up his dick
with a #2 Ticonderoga before he became a zombie but it was all of the shit
he had shoved up his dick that made him a zombie in the first place.

Zapanaz

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He could always do it this way

http://tinyurl.com/d9vclw

That would be my approach.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/

Doktor Dark wrote:

> On either side of the anus of the dox is situated an anal gland, which
> secretes a lubricant that better enables the dox to expel the contents
> of the rectum. These glands are subject to being clogged, and in them
> accumulates a fetid mass.

That is the very worst wedding toast I have ever heard.

- HellPope Huey

:: Currently listening to Trane's Blues, 1955, by Miles Davis/John Coltrane, from "The Legendary Prestige Quintet Sessions"

Jonathon Barbera

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Oh noes! Big bad words might hurt me!

Oh, wait, I'm thinking about Zapanaz and the others from alt.slack.

alt.slack: it's where the sensitive young men and the frightened old
ladies cower in the dark

Jonathon Barbera

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On Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:51:33 -0400, "Obi Wan SODDI"
<smo...@mirror.com> wrote:

>
>"Jonathon Barbera" <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote in message
>news:pkis655dvkold03dt...@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:42:00 -0400, "Obi Wan SODDI"
>> <smo...@mirror.com> wrote:
>>
>>>If you say "Zapanaz" three times while looking in a mirror, he will appear
>>>in the mirror waggling his ebony scepter of love at you.
>>
>>
>> ~YOU~ would certainly know all about it!
>
>
>That went WAAAY over your head, didn't it?


I called you homosexually inclined enough to want him in your room.

Laurence St. Dubois

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Jul 28, 2009, 12:54:17 PM7/28/09
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"Jonathon Barbera" <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote in message
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Oh, a crude gay joke. How droll.

Nope, you missed it again.

Laurence St. Dubois

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"Jonathon Barbera" <jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote in message
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Nah, it's just a newsgroup where a good number of the posters don't like
Scientology or Scientologists.

And you've provided them with even more GOOD reasons to dislike Scientology
and Scientologists.

So get over yourself, whiny little Scienofag. We're better than you.

We are big, you are small.

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