songs for the scieno choir

[Roland]

The scieno choir that is going to Berlin will obviously need some songs
to sing. It's getting close to Christmas. Perhaps they should sing some
carols.

Oh little town of Bethlehem
We know your Jesus lie
Above your dark and dreamless sleep
The Markab fleet goes by
Yet in thy dark streets shineth
Our bright flourescent lights
Come do our test
To measure stress
We've got you in our sights

Roland

[Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine]

In article <343BDB13.173D@_SPAMTRAP_virgin.net>,

Already bin dun, in Marina's song Collection.
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(to the tune of "O Little Town of Bethlehem")

O little planet Teegeeack, how still we see thee lie!
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the DC-8s fly by.
Inside all thy volcanoes, the H-bombs tumble in,
And Xenu will soon detonate the Thetans of his kin.

How silently, how silently the Thetans blow away!
Then electronic beams snake out and drag them back again.
And Xenu gives them implants of God and trains and things.
So from that day the clams get scared when they hear SPs sing!

O fat dead Ron of Teegeeack, when will you go away?
We're sick and tired of stupid clams who lie to us each day.
You only get us angry, then we start picketing,
And soon the culties all come out and hear the SPs sing!

Your affectionate uncle,

Screwtape

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