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Did you hear the one about the stroke?
The Independent
1.8.1999
By JONATHAN MARGOLIS
(...)
IF YOU don't have a lot of time for Paco Rabanne's claim to be an
extraterrestrial, but are one of the many who believes there is
something spookily un-Earthly about our own dear Prime Minister, you
will be intrigued to hear of a book one of our political spies
spotted in the basement (don't ask) of No 10 Downing Street. The
blurb on the back of the tome, Scientology - Theology and Practice
of a Contemporary Religion, speaks of the creepy religion "lifting
individuals from the mire of day-to-day existence". Scientologists,
of course, believe they are Thetans from the planet Bong or
whatever. But don't laugh; think about it.
Those cheesy grins on the faces of Scientologists such as Tom Cruise
and John Travolta? And the rictus grin that is apt to appear on Tony
Blair's face? Surely not? Take me to your leader ... my god, he is
our leader.
(...)
--
Tilman Hausherr [KoX, SP4] Entheta * Enturbulation * Entertainment
til...@berlin.snafu.de http://www.snafu.de/~tilman/#cos
Resistance is futile. You will be enturbulated. Xenu always prevails.
Find broken links on your web site: http://www.snafu.de/~tilman/xenulink.html
The Xenu bookstore: http://www.snafu.de/~tilman/bookstore.html
I too think it's possible that Mr. Blair has borrowed techniques from
Scientology. He has the cheesy "ARC" grin that John Travolta wears that
I am sure would be undiminished in the presence of a road traffic
accident. He likes to get into "comm" with people as well. Also he is
just as totalitarian and just as mad as Hubbard ever was. Like the
poster on the London Underground says, "Scientology helps me to achieve
any goal". He became Prime Minister.
Roland
--
"I notice that we all believe that Venus has a methane atmosphere and
is unlivable. I almost got run down by a freight locomotive the other
day -- didn't look very uncivilized to me." - L. Ron Hubbard,
"Between Lives Implants" lecture, SHSBC #317. 23 July 1963.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/rams/Venusloc.ram
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me. Ahead this either underground that, weaving harder neither louder.
The London Underground, that's a political moment right? :^)
Ron of that ilk.