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yumhuyk

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Jan 22, 2012, 10:33:17 PM1/22/12
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Part 2.

2.1 Who is Bob Larson?

Bob Larson (born May 28, 1944) is an American radio and television
evangelist, currently based in Scottsdale, Arizona. Larson has
authored numerous books on the subjects of rock music and Satanism,
written from a Christian perspective.

2.2 How come all the possessed people on Talk Back never violated FCC
language rules?

"Satan is no dummy, he knoas using bad language would only result in
bleeps. Satan wants to get his message out."

2.3 How come all the domons Bob exorcises have all these lame names
like "Anger", "Lies", etc. instead of Beelzebub, etc.?

"Domons all have a sin they represent -- for example, Beelzebub is the
Prince of Gluttony -- and its the sin that is important, not the name
of the specific domon."

2.4 Boyd Rice claims that Bob Larson almost shot him. Is this true?

Boyd Rice invited Bob over to his house in Denver. On a shelf he kept
a real but unloaded pistol. Bob picked up the pistol, pointed in
playfully at Boyd and pulled the trigger. If the gun had been loaded,
Boyd would have been shot.

2.5 Who is Boyd Rice anyways and why was he always on Talk Back?

Boyd Rice is a scrawny Neo-nazi Satanic freak who tries very hard to
scare people with his "noise music" project NON. Mostly, people just
ignore him. Bob likes to have him on because he's the best
advertisement for Jesus around -- would you want to be a Satanist like
this loser?

2.6 Did Glen Benton really threaten to kill Bob Larson?

"Glen has phoned in death threats five or six times. I contacted the
authorities each time but they did nothing."

2.7 What happened to Glen Benton?

He died in 2003 in an auto-erotic asphyxiation mishap. The band
Deicide decided to continue with a new vocalist.

2.8 Did Bob Larson pay Chad Kelly aka "Blaspherion" to record the song
"Kill Bob Larson"?

Chad at the time was homeless and hungry. Bob gave him money for
food and shelter, not specifically to record that song. As Christ
commands, "love thy enemies".

Kent Wills

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Jan 23, 2012, 4:27:04 AM1/23/12
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On Sun, 22 Jan 2012 19:33:17 -0800 (PST), yumhuyk
<wost...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Part 2.

I corrected some of your mistakes regarding your FAQ.


>
>2.1 Who is Bob Larson?
>

A con man.

>
>2.2 How come all the possessed people on Talk Back never violated FCC
>language rules?
>

The callers were undoubtedly shills.

>
>2.3 How come all the domons Bob exorcises have all these lame names
>like "Anger", "Lies", etc. instead of Beelzebub, etc.?
>

They used to have "cool" names like Beelzebub, but Lar$on figured
he'd develop the UNBIBLICAL idea that a demon is named after a
specific sin.

>
>2.4 Boyd Rice claims that Bob Larson almost shot him. Is this true?
>
>Boyd Rice invited Bob over to his house in Denver. On a shelf he kept
>a real but unloaded pistol. Bob picked up the pistol, pointed in
>playfully at Boyd and pulled the trigger. If the gun had been loaded,
>Boyd would have been shot.
>

Which PROVES how SICK Lar$on really was, and maybe is.

>2.5 Who is Boyd Rice anyways and why was he always on Talk Back?
>

He wasn't always on Talk Back. He made the occasional
appearance.
Boyd thought of Bob's using him to generate money as a reciprocal
thing. Both used the other.

http://www.boydrice.com/interviews/snakeoil.html

>
>2.6 Did Glen Benton really threaten to kill Bob Larson?
>

No.

>
>2.7 What happened to Glen Benton?
>

He is still performing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glen_Benton


>
>2.8 Did Bob Larson pay Chad Kelly aka "Blaspherion" to record the song
>"Kill Bob Larson"?
>

He did, PROVING that Lar$on had to actually PAY to get a death
threat. Not that anyone believed there was any threat. Especially
when a scan of the check, and the accompanying letter, were made
public.

http://home.earthlink.net/~19ranger57/killbob.htm

--
'Life is pain. Anybody that says different is selling something.'
-- Fezzik's mother

John Baker

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Jan 23, 2012, 6:29:58 AM1/23/12
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On Sun, 22 Jan 2012 19:33:17 -0800 (PST), yumhuyk
<wost...@gmail.com> wrote:


Reported for spamming.


yumhuyk

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Jan 23, 2012, 7:39:55 AM1/23/12
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On Jan 23, 5:29 am, John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Jan 2012 19:33:17 -0800 (PST), yumhuyk
>
> <wostyn...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Reported for spamming.

Reported for being a faggit.

yours in Christ,
isamu

KabukiBob

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Jan 23, 2012, 2:10:14 PM1/23/12
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On Jan 23, 3:27 am, Kent Wills <compu...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Jan 2012 19:33:17 -0800 (PST), yumhuyk
>
> <wostyn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Part 2.
>
>      I corrected some of your mistakes regarding your FAQ.
>
>
>
> >2.1  Who is Bob Larson?
>
>      A con man.
>
>
>
> >2.2 How come all the possessed people on Talk Back never violated FCC
> >language rules?
>
>      The callers were undoubtedly shills.
>
>
>
> >2.3 How come all the domons Bob exorcises have all these lame names
> >like "Anger", "Lies", etc. instead of Beelzebub, etc.?
>
>      They used to have "cool" names like Beelzebub, but Lar$on figured
> he'd develop the UNBIBLICAL idea that a demon is named after a
> specific sin.
>
>
>
> >2.4 Boyd Rice claims that Bob Larson almost shot him.  Is this true?
>
> >Boyd Rice invited Bob over to his house in Denver.  On a shelf he kept
> >a real but unloaded pistol.  Bob picked up the pistol, pointed in
> >playfully at Boyd and pulled the trigger.  If the gun had been loaded,
> >Boyd would have been shot.
>
>      Which PROVES how SICK Lar$on really was, and maybe is.

Actually Bob LARSON didn't pick up the gun, it was his pal Bob
Guccionne, Jr. , during his Spin Magazine era. And the gun was pointed
at Larson. Boyd Rice told the story in an online interview, the
complete article is still online BTW.

http://www.devilsweb.com/snakeoil/boyd.html

Yukkie, as usual does a sloppy job.

>
> >2.5 Who is Boyd Rice anyways and why was he always on Talk Back?
>
>      He wasn't always on Talk Back.  He made the occasional
> appearance.
>      Boyd thought of Bob's using him to generate money as a reciprocal
> thing.  Both used the other.
>
> http://www.boydrice.com/interviews/snakeoil.html
>
>
>
> >2.6 Did Glen Benton really threaten to kill Bob Larson?
>
>      No.
>
>
>
> >2.7 What happened to Glen Benton?
>
>      He is still performing.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glen_Benton
>
>
>
> >2.8 Did Bob Larson pay Chad Kelly aka "Blaspherion" to record the song
> >"Kill Bob Larson"?
>
>      He did, PROVING that Lar$on had to actually PAY to get a death
> threat.  Not that anyone believed there was any threat.  Especially
> when a scan of the check, and the accompanying letter, were made
> public.
>
> http://home.earthlink.net/~19ranger57/killbob.htm
>
> --
> 'Life is pain. Anybody that says different is selling something.'
>      -- Fezzik's mother

Moe

KabukiBob

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Jan 23, 2012, 2:11:21 PM1/23/12
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Inept, Yukkie, but usual for you.

I can do a better FAQ in my sleep about McExorcist.

Moe

yumhuyk

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Jan 23, 2012, 8:21:49 PM1/23/12
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McExorcist? What is that shit? Bob Larson is Irish now? Do you
think you're owning Bob by calling him that? "Take that,
McExorcist!!!" Ha ha ha, oh wow, so.fucking.lame


yours in Christ,
isamu

KabukiBob

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Jan 24, 2012, 2:05:07 PM1/24/12
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Yukkie, I used "McExorcist" in referring to Larson for a few YEARS
now, dimwit. It fits him and his braggings about himself.

I used to call him BL-zee-bubba, but while that was a decent pun
regarding his bogus "exorcisms", it just wasn't precise enough like
McExorcist is.

And it certainly fits the self-centered exploiter and predator. In
fact, others online are using it in reference to Lar$on.

It's also listed as a specific word in the Urban Dictionary and in
Dictionary Slang:

wwww.dictionaryslang.com/McExorcist

www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?term=McExorcist&defid.

As for your use of the F-word Yukkie, it contrasts sharply with your
claim if being " in Christ".

I do thank you for showing once again that you don't have control of
yourself.

Moe



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