http://www.touruk.co.uk/essex/great_dunmow.htm
--> It is well known for the Dunmow Flitch Trials, actually
--> started in Little Dunmow around 1120, held every four years,
--> and married couples, who can prove they have not quarrelled
--> for a year are given a side of bacon a "flitch".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dunmow
--> Great Dunmow is a town in Essex, England. Originally the
--> site of a Roman settlement on Stane Street, the town thrived
--> during the Middle Ages. Many buildings survive from this
--> period, including a sixteenth century town hall.
-->
--> The town is famous for is four-yearly ritual of the flitch
--> trials, in which couples must convince a jury of six local
--> bachelors and six local maidens that they have never wished
--> themselves un-wed for a year and a day. If successful the
--> couple are paraded through the high street and receive a flitch
--> of bacon. The last flitch trials were held in the town in
--> the summer of 2004. The next trials will be in 2008.
I guess I'll have to represent ARK since there seems to be a lack of
suitably qualified contenders around here. IYKWIM.
Uh, Leo, they said FLITCH, not FELTCH.
I'm sure many here are OK with the flitch.
I mean, BACON, duh!
Feltch, not so much.
--
TomH [ antonomasia <at> gmail <dot>com ]
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> >> --> The town is famous for is four-yearly ritual of the flitch
> >> --> trials, in which couples must convince a jury of six local
> >> --> bachelors and six local maidens that they have never wished
> >> --> themselves un-wed for a year and a day. If successful the
> >> --> couple are paraded through the high street and receive a flitch
> >> --> of bacon. The last flitch trials were held in the town in
> >> --> the summer of 2004. The next trials will be in 2008.
> >
> >I guess I'll have to represent ARK since there seems to be a lack of
> >suitably qualified contenders around here. IYKWIM.
>
> Uh, Leo, they said FLITCH, not FELTCH.
>
So they are holding auditions in Chevy Chase too?
I don't know that they favor feltching
in Chevy Chase, Maryland. Or that Chevy Chase favors
feltching at all.
Does his wife know that you are feltching Chevy Chase?