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David bin Bedlam

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Dec 23, 2009, 8:30:22 PM12/23/09
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Today I read the ingredients on hemorrhoid cream. It contains shark oil
and that's obvious. So now I smell like fish where the sun don't shine.


D.

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David bin Bedlam

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Dec 23, 2009, 9:45:27 PM12/23/09
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And Five Oaks Chardonnay, allegedly put out by Gallo, doesn't smell much
better and tastes like they put saccharin in it. But the Rite Aid across
the street had it for only $3.71 including tax and I can guzzle it cold.

Maybe I should've bought the 4L jug of Carlo Rossi Chianti for ~$12.


Sighingly,
TheDrunkard

Scott Dorsey

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Jan 3, 2010, 10:51:24 AM1/3/10
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'David bin Bedlam' <thed...@null.invalid> wrote:
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>And Five Oaks Chardonnay, allegedly put out by Gallo, doesn't smell much
>better and tastes like they put saccharin in it. But the Rite Aid across
>the street had it for only $3.71 including tax and I can guzzle it cold.

It's not saccharine, it's glycol. It makes a cheap thin and sour wine
taste thicker and sweeter, and it is a major component of Paul Masson and
Gallo products.

>Maybe I should've bought the 4L jug of Carlo Rossi Chianti for ~$12.

I think you can go to jail for selling that stuff in Italy.
--scott

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sid vicious

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Jan 3, 2010, 12:37:30 PM1/3/10
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... AND you can go to jail in lithunia for killimg domeone.

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