A
i
> >Dogs
> don't
know
Alex Suter
>> >Dogs
>> don't
>know
it's
--
Lupus Yonderboy
http://world.std.com/~asuter/
"GO HUMAN! NOT APE!"
Joseph Michael Bay
>Thus spake i <open...@sirius.com>:
>>> >Dogs
>>> don't
>>know
>it's
not
--
Joseph Bay Mmmm . . . aorta-ey.
"Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed". "Dog's don't know it's not Bacon".
What Would Gene Simmons Do?
Alex Suter
>jm...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay) writes:
>>asu...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) writes:
>>>Thus spake i <open...@sirius.com>:
>>>>> >Dogs
>>>>> don't
>>>>know
>>>it's
>>not
BURMA SHAVE
Plain and Simple Cronan
>>>> >Dogs
>>>> don't
>>>know
>>it's
>not
P&SC
...HTH
y
Michael J. Sacks
> Joseph Michael Bay wrote
> Champagne
>
> P&SC
> ...HTH
YM Champaign. HTH!
Mike Sacks
"I drink champagne with Tiger Woods....Tiger Woods, it's all good y'all."
--Chris Rock
d
The Avocado Avenger
>asu...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) writes:
>>Thus spake i <open...@sirius.com>:
>not
bacon.
Stacia * The Avocado Avenger * Life is a tale told by an idiot;
http://www.io.com/~stacia/ * Full of sound and fury,
Remove the guacamole to reply! * Signifying nothing.
Nick S Bensema
>>>>> don't
>>>>know
>>>it's
>>not
THE CHAMPAGNE'S NOT CORBEL!
NEITHER IS THE CURRENCY!
--
Nick Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> 98-KUPD Red Card #710563 UIN: 2135445
~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
duh
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> >>>> >Dogs
>> >>>> don't
>> >>>know
>> >>it's
>> >not
>> Champagne
>>
>> ...HTH
>
>YM Champaign. HTH!
It most certainly does *not*. Are we talking real champaign here or sparkling
white? You're obviously trying to use your kibological wiles to confuse a
mere KPSer but I won't allow it. Not *now*. Not *EVER*!
Explain yourself or prepare to be PEEPed!
>Mike Sacks
Real men don't have to brag about that sort of thing, IYKWIM
>"I drink champagne with Tiger Woods....Tiger Woods, it's all good y'all."
>--Chris Rock
You're probably not really black and are just pretending for the home
audience. Just like Chris Rock. I'm so sick and tired of you counterfeit
negros out there getting jiggy with it and hanging with your posses; giving
us real black folk a bad name. Best be stoppin' it before I have to bitch
slap you with a 40 and some watermelon.
P&SC
WWS
Alex Suter wrote:
>
> Thus spake sta...@io.guacamole.com (The Avocado Avenger):
> >jm...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay) writes:
> >>asu...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) writes:
> >>>Thus spake i <open...@sirius.com>:
> >>>>> >Dogs
> >>>>> don't
> >>>>know
> >>>it's
> >>not
> >bacon.
>
> BURMA SHAVE
>
Subscribe
--
__________________________________________________WWS_____________
fri...@zim.zam
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> >>>> >Dogs
> >> >>>> don't
> >> >>>know
> >> >>it's
> >> >not
> >> Champagne
> >>
> >> P&SC
> >> ...HTH
> >
> >YM Champaign. HTH!
>
> It most certainly does *not*. Are we talking real champaign here or sparkling
> white? You're obviously trying to use your kibological wiles to confuse a
> mere KPSer but I won't allow it. Not *now*. Not *EVER*!
Real champagne is a sparkling white wine. Real champaign is a stretch of
level and open country.
Real Champaign happens to be the exact same thing.
> Explain yourself or prepare to be PEEPed!
Is that some reference to Woodstock (and which Woodstock)?
> >Mike Sacks
>
> Real men don't have to brag about that sort of thing, IYKWIM
Is that some reference to Oasis?
> >"I drink champagne with Tiger Woods....Tiger Woods, it's all good y'all."
> >--Chris Rock
>
> You're probably not really black and are just pretending for the home
> audience. Just like Chris Rock. I'm so sick and tired of you counterfeit
> negros out there getting jiggy with it and hanging with your posses; giving
> us real black folk a bad name. Best be stoppin' it before I have to bitch
> slap you with a 40 and some watermelon.
You're probably not really human, and are just pretending for the home
audience. Just like Hugh. I'm so sick and tired of you counterfeit
humans out there with your AI and MIPS; giving us real people a bad name.
Best be stoppin' it before I have to send in a schematic into the
collective that isn't real, and destroys you all!
Mike Sacks
"Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the
jaw." -- Anonymous
Ted Frank
--
'The choice between "clean mint" and "fresh mint" is really the choice
between "stale mint" and "dirty mint"' -- Robert Rossney
Sean Smith
>
>>
>> >> >Dogs
>> >> don't
>> >know
>> it's
>not
S U R R E N D E R
B O W S E R
Sean ("And that goes for your little post-pubescent master, too!") Smith
smt...@bcvms.bc.edu
Because some things
can't be helped--http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/6504;
Featuring "Daze and Quirks"
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
"...Oh! ill-fated Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay,
I must now conclude my lay
By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay,
That your central girders would not have given way,
At least many sensible men do say,
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses,
At least many sensible men confesses,
For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed."
--William McGonagall,
"The Tay Bridge Disaster" (1880)
Thomas R Scudder
: S U R R E N D E R
: B O W S E R
ITYM
SBUORWRSEENRD E R
But I'm not sure.
--
Tom Scudder aka tom...@umich.edu <*> http://www-personal.umich.edu/~tomscud
Squeezing flinthead trout "I contradict myself? Very well,
in their massive jaws, sparks fly: I contra- hey, wait. No I don't!"
Bears discover fire.
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> It most certainly does *not*. Are we talking real champaign here or
>> sparkling white? You're obviously trying to use your kibological
>> wiles to confuse a mere KPSer but I won't allow it. Not *now*. Not
>> *EVER*!
>
>Real champagne is a sparkling white wine. Real champaign is a stretch
>of level and open country.
Don't lie to me. Champagne is a river in France and champaign is the field
right beside it. Have you no sense of honor?
>Real Champaign happens to be the exact same thing.
Continuing your lies, I see.
>> Explain yourself or prepare to be PEEPed!
>
>Is that some reference to Woodstock (and which Woodstock)?
Prepare yourself Mr. Sacks!
>> >Mike Sacks
>>
>> Real men don't have to brag about that sort of thing, IYKWIM
>
>Is that some reference to Oasis?
Oh, I see. You're trying to make me feel inferior because of my singular
testicle; it won't work. It's really big. So big that I use it to type. Can
your dual testicles match that? Thought not.
>> >"I drink champagne with Tiger Woods....Tiger Woods, it's all good y'all."
>> >--Chris Rock
>>
>> You're probably not really black and are just pretending for the home
>> audience. Just like Chris Rock. I'm so sick and tired of you counterfeit
>> negros out there getting jiggy with it and hanging with your posses;
>> giving us real black folk a bad name. Best be stoppin' it before I have
>> to bitch slap you with a 40 and some watermelon.
>
>You're probably not really human, and are just pretending for the home
>audience. Just like Hugh. I'm so sick and tired of you counterfeit
>humans out there with your AI and MIPS; giving us real people a bad name.
>Best be stoppin' it before I have to send in a schematic into the
>collective that isn't real, and destroys you all!
What's your point?
>Mike Sacks
Still bragging, I see.
>"Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the
>jaw." -- Anonymous
Are you threatening me?
P&SC
"That's just prime." - Octimus Primal, _Beast Wars_
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> It most certainly does *not*. Are we talking real champaign here or
> >> sparkling white? You're obviously trying to use your kibological
> >> wiles to confuse a mere KPSer but I won't allow it. Not *now*. Not
> >> *EVER*!
> >
> >Real champagne is a sparkling white wine. Real champaign is a stretch
> >of level and open country.
>
> Don't lie to me. Champagne is a river in France and champaign is the field
> right beside it. Have you no sense of honor?
There's a river of sparkling white wine in France? Cool!
> >Real Champaign happens to be the exact same thing.
>
> Continuing your lies, I see.
Or am I continuing my lyes?
> >> Explain yourself or prepare to be PEEPed!
> >
> >Is that some reference to Woodstock (and which Woodstock)?
>
> Prepare yourself Mr. Sacks!
"Be Prepared!" --Boy Scott Motto
> >> >Mike Sacks
> >>
> >> Real men don't have to brag about that sort of thing, IYKWIM
> >
> >Is that some reference to Oasis?
>
> Oh, I see. You're trying to make me feel inferior because of my singular
> testicle; it won't work. It's really big. So big that I use it to type. Can
> your dual testicles match that? Thought not.
And now we have a sparkling river of whine....
> >> >"I drink champagne with Tiger Woods....Tiger Woods, it's all good y'all."
> >> >--Chris Rock
> >>
> >> You're probably not really black and are just pretending for the home
> >> audience. Just like Chris Rock. I'm so sick and tired of you counterfeit
> >> negros out there getting jiggy with it and hanging with your posses;
> >> giving us real black folk a bad name. Best be stoppin' it before I have
> >> to bitch slap you with a 40 and some watermelon.
> >
> >You're probably not really human, and are just pretending for the home
> >audience. Just like Hugh. I'm so sick and tired of you counterfeit
> >humans out there with your AI and MIPS; giving us real people a bad name.
> >Best be stoppin' it before I have to send in a schematic into the
> >collective that isn't real, and destroys you all!
>
> What's your point?
"...what's the point of ... new technology if you can't find some way to
pervert it?" --G.A. Effinger
> >Mike Sacks
>
> Still bragging, I see.
2,000 posts worth by the end of the day.
> >"Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the
> >jaw." -- Anonymous
>
> Are you threatening me?
"Are we negotiating?" --Kevin Lomax
Mike Sacks
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> Don't lie to me. Champagne is a river in France and champaign is the field
>> right beside it. Have you no sense of honor?
>
>There's a river of sparkling white wine in France? Cool!
Yes. No. It's not like that. You're confusing me! Stop it!
>> Continuing your lies, I see.
>
>Or am I continuing my lyes?
I won't fall for your ad homonyms
>> Prepare yourself Mr. Sacks!
>
>"Be Prepared!" --Boy Scott Motto
You're forcing me to counter quote!
"I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scott Troop Leader!" - Leslie
Nielsen, _The Naked Gun 2 and 1/2_
>> Oh, I see. You're trying to make me feel inferior because of my singular
>> testicle; it won't work. It's really big. So big that I use it to type.
>> Can your dual testicles match that? Thought not.
>
>And now we have a sparkling river of whine....
Are you saying my dual testicles leak?
>> What's your point?
>
>"...what's the point of ... new technology if you can't find some way to
>pervert it?" --G.A. Effinger
"You made that up!" - Me, just now
>> Still bragging, I see.
>
>2,000 posts worth by the end of the day.
Heh.
>> Are you threatening me?
>
>"Are we negotiating?" --Kevin Lomax
"My dogs know it's not bacon." - Captain Infinity
Plain and Simple Cronan
>>>> >Dogs
>>>> don't
>>>know
>>it's
>not
P&SC
...IYKWIM
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> Don't lie to me. Champagne is a river in France and champaign is the field
> >> right beside it. Have you no sense of honor?
> >
> >There's a river of sparkling white wine in France? Cool!
>
> Yes. No. It's not like that. You're confusing me! Stop it!
No. Yes. It's like that. I'm confusing you! Go for it!
> >> Continuing your lies, I see.
> >
> >Or am I continuing my lyes?
>
> I won't fall for your ad homonyms
I'm glad I didn't trip you up.
> >> Prepare yourself Mr. Sacks!
> >
> >"Be Prepared!" --Boy Scott Motto
>
> You're forcing me to counter quote!
>
> "I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scott Troop Leader!" - Leslie
> Nielsen, _The Naked Gun 2 and 1/2_
"And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!" --Leslie
Nielsen, _The Naked Gun_
> >> Oh, I see. You're trying to make me feel inferior because of my singular
> >> testicle; it won't work. It's really big. So big that I use it to type.
> >> Can your dual testicles match that? Thought not.
> >
> >And now we have a sparkling river of whine....
>
> Are you saying my dual testicles leak?
Are you saying you now have dual testicles where you originally only had
one????
> >> What's your point?
> >
> >"...what's the point of ... new technology if you can't find some way to
> >pervert it?" --G.A. Effinger
>
> "You made that up!" - Me, just now
See post on A.R.K. made by G.A.E. tonight....I feel proud....
> >> Still bragging, I see.
> >
> >2,000 posts worth by the end of the day.
>
> Heh.
This is number 1998 if I'm not mistaken...coincidence?
> >> Are you threatening me?
> >
> >"Are we negotiating?" --Kevin Lomax
>
> "My dogs know it's not bacon." - Captain Infinity
Yes, but MY dogs know that it's not butter.
Mike Sacks
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." --Anonymous
Michael J. Sacks
> > "...what's the point of ... new technology if you can't find some way to
> > pervert it?" --G.A. Effinger
> >
> > > >Mike Sacks
>
> I can die happy now. I've been quoted.
>
> I can die, anyway. Happy I don't know about.
To Chris Frank, who complained and said that he couldn't decide I was
"just a spambot that picks out key words and then throws out a quote also
containing that word." or "just another poster who has never had an
original thought in his life, and so must wait until someone else thinks
of something before he can say it himself."
--------------- \____________
| \
-------------- | __ \
| /
--------------- |___________/
/
SO WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID SOMETHING THAT LET SOMEBODY DIE,
POSSIBLY HAPPY??
Mike Sacks
"LOOK AT WWW.KIBOLOGY.COM AND DIE HAPPY!!!!" --Kibo
g_a_ef...@hotmail.com
> "...what's the point of ... new technology if you can't find some way to
> pervert it?" --G.A. Effinger
>
> > >Mike Sacks
I can die happy now. I've been quoted.
I can die, anyway. Happy I don't know about.
As it happens, champagne is the one type of wine I know something about.
Champagne and St. Emilion. I specialized early. It's too big a subject to
learn unless you're Raymond E. Feist.
G.A.E.
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Mortis
I'm sure you meant optimus prime
Mortis
Master of the Unknown, KPS
Nebulosis defunctus
"Carpe Noctum"
"Contra Malum Mortis Non Est Medicamen In Hortis"
"Ego Sum Lux Mundi. Qui Sequitur Me Non Ambulat In Tenebris."
Mortis
>asu...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) writes:
>
>>Thus spake i <open...@sirius.com>:
>>>> >Dogs
>>>> don't
>>>know
>>it's
>not
kosher.
Mortis
>Fri...@zim.zam wrote
>>>>> >Dogs
>>>>> don't
>>>>know
>>>it's
>>not
>Duncan Mcleod of the clan Mcleod
There can be only one?
Mortis
>"Plain and Simple Cronan" <ja...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>"That's just prime." - Octimus Primal, _Beast Wars_
>
>I'm sure you meant optimus prime
Eeep! Who watches the watchers! IM optimus primal
Dean Lenort
>> "...what's the point of ... new technology if you can't find some way to
>> pervert it?" --G.A. Effinger
>>
>> > >Mike Sacks
>
>I can die happy now. I've been quoted.
>
>I can die, anyway. Happy I don't know about.
>
>As it happens, champagne is the one type of wine I know something about.
>Champagne and St. Emilion. I specialized early. It's too big a subject to
>learn unless you're Raymond E. Feist.
[I was about to post the following until I observed this post.]
Effinger may not post to Usenet, but he is a regular on the Compu$erve
equivalent to newsgroups (member forums). Quite a card too if memory
serves. And you wanna know something? Memory serves like fukken Sampras.
Those goddam thoughts are coming through at something like 113 mph fer
chrissakes!!
He really should be a Kibologist.
[But now I can't post this since it isn't entirely true.]
Hey Effinger! Are you still bowling with those steel balls you old kegler
you?
My, what horrible syntax. I prefer to think of it as exploring new lexical
realms. It helps get me through the night. Well, that and bourbon.
--
Dean Lenort | Communism's a lot like using DOS,
dean....@att.net | only it's a political system and
| it doesn't have subdirectories. -Kibo
Richard E. Nickle
Dean Lenort <dean....@att.net> wrote in article
<364929fb...@netnews2.worldnet.att.net>...
| g_a_ef...@hotmail.com wrote:
|
| >> "...what's the point of ... new technology if you can't find some way
to
| >> pervert it?" --G.A. Effinger
[ Snip, and the world will forget M__e Sac_s.
His name follows a whirling path down the memory hole.
M___ _ac_. Au revoir, M___. Adieu Msr. _____.
____ ____. ]
| >I can die happy now. I've been quoted.
| He really should be a Kibologist.
He's not a Kibologist! He's just a guy with GAF Finger!
That's what you get when you lookit too many nekkid pichers
in yer viewmaster!
Also, I would like to sign with an initial, a period, and
a funny, perhaps recursive, saying, but I can't figure out
whether to use the initial of my first name, my surname, or
a to-be-determined nickname.
C.
I guess I'll just use Joe Bay's
nickname: "Cooter."
|
Brian JARAI Chase
Joseph Michael Bay <jm...@leland.Stanford.EDU> wrote:
>asu...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) writes:
>
>>Thus spake i <open...@sirius.com>:
>>>> don't
>>>know
>>it's
>not
-jarai.
--
---
Brian "JARAI" Chase | http://world.std.com/~bdc/ | VAXZilla LIVES!!!
Chris Franks
>
> SO WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID SOMETHING THAT LET SOMEBODY DIE,
> POSSIBLY HAPPY??
If I understand your question, I guess it was when we held a birthday
party for my mother, Illini class of 1926 or so, on the day she was 90,
in her nursing home in Los Altos. It was 6 years ago, and all of our
family was there. She told us that she was just so tired that she
was afraid she was going to have to renege on her solemn promise to go
with my sister and me to our high school reunion on January first,
2000. We told her it was OK, that we had not really expected her to
fly across country at the age of 98. 2 days later, she did not wake
up. I think she had a happy life, and died happy. When she was
born, in Kansas City KANSAS, she weighed 2 pounds and was only expected
to live a few days because they had to use a chicken incubator;
pre-natal care had not been invented yet. So, it was almost as if
we had to give her permission to stop struggling for life. I can still
remember her address in Champaign....1515 N. Market St.
Go Orange and Blue!
Paul G. Barnes
>asu...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) writes:
>
>>Thus spake i <open...@sirius.com>:
>>>> >Dogs
>>>> don't
>>>know
>>it's
>not
---
PGB - POE, ER, KPS
- which explains a great deal
Paul G. Barnes
>>>>>> >Dogs
>>>>>> don't
>>>>>know
>>>>it's
>>>not
>
>There can be only one?
There should have been only one...
---
PGB - POE, ER, KPS
- What were they thinking?
Michael J. Sacks
Oskee Wow Wow
Mike Sacks
Edward A Lowther
and "Doily".
Don't think we proud former Minnesotans don't recognize slick
ad campa...champag...champai..
initiatives.
^G Governer Ventura!! ^G ^Gee Gee Gee. 'Sall I can say! ^G
--
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(Quid lucrem iste mihi est.)
--------========///=======--------( This space for hire ) --=-
Disclaimer: Yeah, they know. They don't mind. Anything else?
Michael J. Sacks
> >>>>> >Dogs
> >>>>> don't
> >>>>know
> >>>it's
> >>not
> >WebTV!
>
> I think even dogs are smart enough not to rot their brains with webtv.
IWPTA "I think even dogs are smart enough not to rot13 their brains with
webtv."
Mike Sacks
"VJCGN 'V guvax rira qbtf ner fzneg rabhtu abg gb ebg13 gurve oenvaf jvgu
jrogi.'" --Zvxr Fnpxf
Michael Straight
Not A
Plain and Simple Cronan
>
>I'm sure you meant optimus prime
That's what I would have said if I meant to be wrong.
P&SC
...haven't you seen the new episodes?
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> >There's a river of sparkling white wine in France? Cool!
>>
>> Yes. No. It's not like that. You're confusing me! Stop it!
>
>No. Yes. It's like that. I'm confusing you! Go for it!
If you want to play silly little reindeer games go right on ahead. I refuse
to be a party to your kibological corruptions.
>> >Or am I continuing my lyes?
>>
>> I won't fall for your ad homonyms
>
>I'm glad I didn't trip you up.
Sure. Try to weasal your way out. I demand an apology. In triplicate. And
don't copy and paste it either. I can tell.
>> >"Be Prepared!" --Boy Scott Motto
>>
>> You're forcing me to counter quote!
>>
>> "I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scott Troop Leader!" -
>> Leslie Nielsen, _The Naked Gun 2 and 1/2_
>
>"And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!" --Leslie
>Nielsen, _The Naked Gun_
"It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll
leave you hollow inside." - Leslie Nielsen, _The Naked Gun_
>> >And now we have a sparkling river of whine....
>>
>> Are you saying my dual testicles leak?
>
>Are you saying you now have dual testicles where you originally only had
>one????
Are you challenging me? Are you saying that I don't know how many testicles
are in my own posession? Huh? Then shut up.
>> >"...what's the point of ... new technology if you can't find some way to
>> >pervert it?" --G.A. Effinger
>>
>> "You made that up!" - Me, just now
>
>See post on A.R.K. made by G.A.E. tonight....I feel proud....
"You made him up!" - Me, yesterday
>> >2,000 posts worth by the end of the day.
>>
>> Heh.
>
>This is number 1998 if I'm not mistaken...coincidence?
Ho.
>> >"Are we negotiating?" --Kevin Lomax
>>
>> "My dogs know it's not bacon." - Captain Infinity
>
>Yes, but MY dogs know that it's not butter.
Yes, but it can't be not butter and not bacon. That's scientifically
impossible!
>Mike Sacks
>
>"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." --Anonymous
P&SC
"I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road
ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that
seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your
way, nothing happens."
Plain and Simple Cronan
>>>>>> >Dogs
>>>>>> don't
>>>>>know
>>>>it's
>>>not
>>Duncan Mcleod of the clan Mcleod
>
>There can be only one?
That's how they can tell...
Blackhawk
> In article <36424fc3...@news.mindspring.com>
> Mortis wrote:
>
> >"Michael J. Sacks" <msa...@students.uiuc.edu> wrote:
> >
> >>On Fri, 6 Nov 1998, Mortis wrote:
> >>
> >>> >>>>> >Dogs
> >>> >>>>> don't
> >>> >>>>know
> >>> >>>it's
> >>> >>not
> >>> >WebTV!
> >>>
> >>> I think even dogs are smart enough not to rot their brains with webtv.
> >>
> >>IWPTA "I think even dogs are smart enough not to rot13 their brains with
> >>webtv."
> >
> >rot13ing your brane would hurt.
>
> ITYM, "rot13ing your brane would uheg."
>
> **
> Captain Infinity
> ...OJN UN UN UNNNNN!
Url! Fgbc znxvat
sha bs hf jro-gi
hfref. Cyrnfr qb
a'g gebyyrevmr h
f nalzber, gunax
lbh!
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rg, VLXJV
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Aaron A.
>>>>>>>Dogs
>>>>>>don't
>>>>>know
>>>>it's
>>>not
>>WebTV!
>I think even dogs are smart enough not to rot their brains with webtv.
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Mortis
>In article <71oilq$m...@epic11.Stanford.EDU>,
>Joseph Michael Bay <jm...@leland.Stanford.EDU> wrote:
>>asu...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) writes:
>>
>>>Thus spake i <open...@sirius.com>:
>>>>> >Dogs
>>>>> don't
>>>>know
>>>it's
>>not
>WebTV!
I think even dogs are smart enough not to rot their brains with webtv.
Mortis
Mortis
>On Fri, 6 Nov 1998, Mortis wrote:
>
>> >>>>> >Dogs
>> >>>>> don't
>> >>>>know
>> >>>it's
>> >>not
>> >WebTV!
>>
>> I think even dogs are smart enough not to rot their brains with webtv.
>
>IWPTA "I think even dogs are smart enough not to rot13 their brains with
>webtv."
rot13ing your brane would hurt.
Mortis
Captain Infinity
Mortis wrote:
>"Michael J. Sacks" <msa...@students.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 6 Nov 1998, Mortis wrote:
>>
>>> >>>>> >Dogs
>>> >>>>> don't
>>> >>>>know
>>> >>>it's
>>> >>not
>>> >WebTV!
>>>
>>> I think even dogs are smart enough not to rot their brains with webtv.
>>
>>IWPTA "I think even dogs are smart enough not to rot13 their brains with
>>webtv."
>
>rot13ing your brane would hurt.
ITYM, "rot13ing your brane would uheg."
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> >There's a river of sparkling white wine in France? Cool!
> >>
> >> Yes. No. It's not like that. You're confusing me! Stop it!
> >
> >No. Yes. It's like that. I'm confusing you! Go for it!
>
> If you want to play silly little reindeer games go right on ahead. I refuse
> to be a party to your kibological corruptions.
Did you ever add in things to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer when you sung
it as a kid (or as an adult) in between the lines?
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Reindeer)
Had a Very Shiny Nose (Like a Light Bulb)
> >> >Or am I continuing my lyes?
> >>
> >> I won't fall for your ad homonyms
> >
> >I'm glad I didn't trip you up.
>
> Sure. Try to weasal your way out. I demand an apology. In triplicate. And
> don't copy and paste it either. I can tell.
trAiPpOlLiOcGaYte
Happy? It wasn't copied and pasted...
> >> >"Be Prepared!" --Boy Scott Motto
> >>
> >> You're forcing me to counter quote!
> >>
> >> "I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scott Troop Leader!" -
> >> Leslie Nielsen, _The Naked Gun 2 and 1/2_
> >
> >"And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!" --Leslie
> >Nielsen, _The Naked Gun_
>
> "It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll
> leave you hollow inside." - Leslie Nielsen, _The Naked Gun_
"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through."
--Leslie Nielsen, _The Nake Gun 33 and a third_
> >> >And now we have a sparkling river of whine....
> >>
> >> Are you saying my dual testicles leak?
> >
> >Are you saying you now have dual testicles where you originally only had
> >one????
>
> Are you challenging me? Are you saying that I don't know how many testicles
> are in my own posession? Huh? Then shut up.
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then you the
hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one
here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."
--Travis Bickle
> >> >"...what's the point of ... new technology if you can't find some way to
> >> >pervert it?" --G.A. Effinger
> >>
> >> "You made that up!" - Me, just now
> >
> >See post on A.R.K. made by G.A.E. tonight....I feel proud....
>
> "You made him up!" - Me, yesterday
I only wish I could, but I use Pine.
> >> >2,000 posts worth by the end of the day.
> >>
> >> Heh.
> >
> >This is number 1998 if I'm not mistaken...coincidence?
>
> Ho.
I could make a House of Pain reference here, but I won't.
> >> >"Are we negotiating?" --Kevin Lomax
> >>
> >> "My dogs know it's not bacon." - Captain Infinity
> >
> >Yes, but MY dogs know that it's not butter.
>
> Yes, but it can't be not butter and not bacon. That's scientifically
> impossible!
Ok, now you're just being silly. If something is not butter and not
bacon, then by DeMorgan's theorem, this is the same as everything is
butter or bacon.
And we know this isn't true because there's CHEEZ!!
Mike Sacks
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've
forgotten this before." --Steven Wright
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> If you want to play silly little reindeer games go right on ahead. I
>> refuse to be a party to your kibological corruptions.
>
>Did you ever add in things to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer when you sung
>it as a kid (or as an adult) in between the lines?
>
>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Reindeer)
>Had a Very Shiny Nose (Like a Light Bulb)
Well, since you want me to share: I had a very sad childhood. I grew up in an
outhouse without walls; For Christmas my parents and siblings, all twelves of
them, would stand in a circle with their backs to me while I pooted on the
outhouse so that I might have the illusion of privacy for just a few moments.
We'd all take turn and in the end everyone would get a turn inside the circle
of Christmas (as we called it). We'd spend New Year's Eve trying to re-number
the calender so that it'd work for the coming year and New Year's Day praying
for God to give one of us the courage to kill the rest...
>> Sure. Try to weasal your way out. I demand an apology. In triplicate. And
>> don't copy and paste it either. I can tell.
>
>trAiPpOlLiOcGaYte
>
>Happy? It wasn't copied and pasted...
Smartass. You're a bottlenose dolphin, aren't you?
>> "It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll
>> leave you hollow inside." - Leslie Nielsen, _The Naked Gun_
>
>"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through."
>--Leslie Nielsen, _The Nake Gun 33 and a third_
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes." - Leslie
Nielsen, _The Naked Gun 33 and 1/3_
^^^
That's how you're supposed to do it!
>> Are you challenging me? Are you saying that I don't know how many
>> testicles are in my own posession? Huh? Then shut up.
>
>"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then you the
>hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one
>here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."
>--Travis Bickle
"My theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters and
you don't like my tie." - Guess Who
>> "You made him up!" - Me, yesterday
>
>I only wish I could, but I use Pine.
Does that mean you're the rotund black woman (who bears a striking
resemblence to my Grandaunt) from the commercials who hangs about in
supermarkets decrying Mr. Clean and his minions in favor of a fresh, foresty
Pine?
>> Ho.
>
>I could make a House of Pain reference here, but I won't.
You is a ho?
>> Yes, but it can't be not butter and not bacon. That's scientifically
>> impossible!
>
>Ok, now you're just being silly. If something is not butter and not
>bacon, then by DeMorgan's theorem, this is the same as everything is
>butter or bacon.
I've never heard of this DeMorgan character but according to the
Kibo/Infinity theorem if there's not no butter or no bacon then there's no
butter or bacon. It's that simple. Counterintuitive though it may seem,
butter and bacon are not never bacon and butter.
>And we know this isn't true because there's CHEEZ!!
I don't think I like you no more.
>Mike Sacks
>
>"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've
>forgotten this before." --Steven Wright
P&SC
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of
charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for
he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would
attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the
Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
...mines, like, so much bigger than yours
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> If you want to play silly little reindeer games go right on ahead. I
> >> refuse to be a party to your kibological corruptions.
> >
> >Did you ever add in things to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer when you sung
> >it as a kid (or as an adult) in between the lines?
> >
> >Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Reindeer)
> >Had a Very Shiny Nose (Like a Light Bulb)
>
> Well, since you want me to share: I had a very sad childhood. I grew up in an
> outhouse without walls; For Christmas my parents and siblings, all twelves of
> them, would stand in a circle with their backs to me while I pooted on the
> outhouse so that I might have the illusion of privacy for just a few moments.
> We'd all take turn and in the end everyone would get a turn inside the circle
> of Christmas (as we called it). We'd spend New Year's Eve trying to re-number
> the calender so that it'd work for the coming year and New Year's Day praying
> for God to give one of us the courage to kill the rest...
But if you had Barney around, everything would have been alright!!!
> >> Sure. Try to weasal your way out. I demand an apology. In triplicate. And
> >> don't copy and paste it either. I can tell.
> >
> >trAiPpOlLiOcGaYte
> >
> >Happy? It wasn't copied and pasted...
>
> Smartass. You're a bottlenose dolphin, aren't you?
No, I'm an intellectual donkey. You said it yourself.
> >> "It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll
> >> leave you hollow inside." - Leslie Nielsen, _The Naked Gun_
> >
> >"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through."
> >--Leslie Nielsen, _The Nake Gun 33 and a third_
>
> "Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes." - Leslie
> Nielsen, _The Naked Gun 33 and 1/3_
> ^^^
> That's how you're supposed to do it!
Sorry, I guess I just wasn't feeling rational.
> >> Are you challenging me? Are you saying that I don't know how many
> >> testicles are in my own posession? Huh? Then shut up.
> >
> >"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then you the
> >hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one
> >here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."
> >--Travis Bickle
>
> "My theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters and
> you don't like my tie." - Guess Who
You sound like my guidence counselor from high school.
>
> >> "You made him up!" - Me, yesterday
> >
> >I only wish I could, but I use Pine.
>
> Does that mean you're the rotund black woman (who bears a striking
> resemblence to my Grandaunt) from the commercials who hangs about in
> supermarkets decrying Mr. Clean and his minions in favor of a fresh, foresty
> Pine?
If my email program smelled fresh and foresty, I'd never leave my
computer.
> >> Ho.
> >
> >I could make a House of Pain reference here, but I won't.
>
> You is a ho?
First of all, it's ho' (I can see you haven't taken ebonics), and
secondly, it's you's, not "you is".
I know I shouldn't correct grammar, but this just bugged me.
> >> Yes, but it can't be not butter and not bacon. That's scientifically
> >> impossible!
> >
> >Ok, now you're just being silly. If something is not butter and not
> >bacon, then by DeMorgan's theorem, this is the same as everything is
> >butter or bacon.
>
> I've never heard of this DeMorgan character but according to the
> Kibo/Infinity theorem if there's not no butter or no bacon then there's no
> butter or bacon. It's that simple. Counterintuitive though it may seem,
> butter and bacon are not never bacon and butter.
"You made that up right now!" --You
> >And we know this isn't true because there's CHEEZ!!
>
> I don't think I like you no more.
I love you too.
> "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the
> selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of
> charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for
> he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
> strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would
> attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the
> Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
You get negative points for quoting a cliche. At least you didn't quote
Monty Python (which results in a negeative infinity and unrescuable
despair), but you are still in big trouble. Report to the magistrate at
once!
> ...mines, like, so much bigger than yours
"Size matters not." --Yoda
"Concise." --response in a college application essay when asked to
describe yourself in 500 words or less.
Mike Sacks
Michael J. Sacks
> >Did you ever add in things to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer when you sung
> >it as a kid (or as an adult) in between the lines?
> >
> >Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Reindeer)
> >Had a Very Shiny Nose (Like a Light Bulb)
>
> No. But there's a silly old song called Ilkley Moor in which it's
> traditional to insert the line "Without no trousers on" in every
> verse. And Ilkley Moor's tune originally was written for a Christmas
> carol, "While Shepherds Watched", in which that insertion has even
> greater effect, viz.:
>
> While shepherds watched their flocks by night
> (flocks by night)
> All seated on the ground
> The angel of the Lord came down
> (The angel of the Lord came down)
> The angel of the Lord came down (Without no trousers on)
> And glory shone around... [etc.]
Wouldn't "without no trouseers on" mean "With trousers on"?
> *And* (this is the good bit) you can *also* use the same tune to sing
> Rudolph:
>
> Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had
> (reindeer had)
> A very shiny nose
> And if you ever saw it you
> (And if you ever saw it you)
> And if you ever saw it you (would even say it glows)
> Would even say it glows... [etc.]
>
> But, sad to say, the "without no trousers on" line doesn't work as
> well in this case.
Unless you added it after the line "Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa
came to say."
Mike Sacks
Captain Infinity
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Captain Infinity
Michael J. Sacks wrote:
>You get negative points for quoting a cliche. At least you didn't quote
>Monty Python (which results in a negeative infinity and unrescuable
>despair)
You can say that again.
**
Captain Infinity
...please pass the Prozac and tie me in the comfy chair
Michael J. Sacks
> In article <Pine.SOL.3.96.98110...@ux8.cso.uiuc.edu>
> Michael J. Sacks wrote:
>
> >You get negative points for quoting a cliche. At least you didn't quote
> >Monty Python (which results in a negeative infinity and unrescuable
> >despair)
>
> You can say that again.
"You get negative points for quoting a cliche. At least you didn't quote
Monty Python (which results in a negeative infinity and unrescuable
despair)" --Mike Sacks
Mike Sacks
"It's like deja vu all over again." --Yogi Berra
Paul G. Barnes
>In article <Pine.SOL.3.96.981106...@ux7.cso.uiuc.edu>
"Michael J. Sacks" <msa...@students.uiuc.edu> writes:
>
>>On Thu, 5 Nov 1998, Plain and Simple Cronan wrote:
>>
>>Did you ever add in things to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer when you sung
>>it as a kid (or as an adult) in between the lines?
>>
>>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Reindeer)
>>Had a Very Shiny Nose (Like a Light Bulb)
>
>No. But there's a silly old song called Ilkley Moor in which it's
>traditional to insert the line "Without no trousers on" in every
>verse. And Ilkley Moor's tune originally was written for a Christmas
>carol, "While Shepherds Watched", in which that insertion has even
>greater effect, viz.:
In the conservative Southern Baptist Church where I grew up, we "Youth" had
a game that was suggested to us by some of the older "Youth" [1]. The Idea
was to add the phrase "Beneath the Sheets" to the title of a hymn. This was
OK with hymns like Holy, Holy, Holy and O Little Town of Bethlehem, somewhat
risqué with Softly and Tenderly Jesus is Calling and Just as I Am. But when
we got to No One Knows the Time of His Coming, Into My Life, and Softly
Jesus Comes - well - let's just say that Baptists don't appreciate a lot of
laughter during their services.
---
PGB - POE, ER, KPS
- I'm gonna burn for that!
- [1] If that makes any sense...
Captain Infinity
In article <11703-36...@newsd-103.iap.bryant.webtv.net>
Aaron A. wrote:
>Huh? What?? Where am I?? And who are you people??
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Captain Infinity
Mortis
>bacon, then by DeMorgan's theorem, this is the same as everything is
>butter or bacon.
>
but cheez is just butter slathered on bacon and whipped in a blender,
and sometimes hardened into cracker form.
Mortis
>In the conservative Southern Baptist Church where I grew up, we "Youth" had
>a game that was suggested to us by some of the older "Youth" [1]. The Idea
>was to add the phrase "Beneath the Sheets" to the title of a hymn. This was
>OK with hymns like Holy, Holy, Holy and O Little Town of Bethlehem, somewhat
>risqué with Softly and Tenderly Jesus is Calling and Just as I Am. But when
>we got to No One Knows the Time of His Coming, Into My Life, and Softly
>Jesus Comes - well - let's just say that Baptists don't appreciate a lot of
>laughter during their services.
That's sort of like the tradition of adding "in bed" to any fortune
cookie fortune you receive.
> - I'm gonna burn for that!
don't fool yourself, you were gonna burn anyway
> - [1] If that makes any sense...
indeed it does.
Chris Franks
>
> No. But there's a silly old song called Ilkley Moor in which it's
> traditional to insert the line "Without no trousers on" in every
> verse. And Ilkley Moor's tune originally was written for a Christmas
> carol, "While Shepherds Watched", in which that insertion has even
> greater effect, viz.:
Back in 1955, I was taught that this song was "The Sheik of Arabee" [
without no pants on ] into your tent I'll creep [ without no pants on
] etc. by a kibologist named Kenny Scherzer.
and that it
WWS
Mortis wrote:
>
> "Paul G. Barnes" <_pba...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >In the conservative Southern Baptist Church where I grew up, we "Youth" had
> >a game that was suggested to us by some of the older "Youth" [1]. The Idea
> >was to add the phrase "Beneath the Sheets" to the title of a hymn. This was
> >OK with hymns like Holy, Holy, Holy and O Little Town of Bethlehem, somewhat
> >risqué with Softly and Tenderly Jesus is Calling and Just as I Am. But when
> >we got to No One Knows the Time of His Coming, Into My Life, and Softly
> >Jesus Comes - well - let's just say that Baptists don't appreciate a lot of
> >laughter during their services.
We just reinterpreted existing lines.
My pals and I busted up for "Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear"
"Lead on oh Kinky Turtle" was another goody.
>
> That's sort of like the tradition of adding "in bed" to any fortune
> cookie fortune you receive.
>
> > - I'm gonna burn for that!
>
> don't fool yourself, you were gonna burn anyway
Now that is your best line yet, I like that.
--
<*>
__________________________________________________WWS_____________
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> Well, since you want me to share: I had a very sad childhood. I grew up
>> in an outhouse without walls; For Christmas my parents and siblings, all
>> twelves of them, would stand in a circle with their backs to me while I
>> pooted on the outhouse so that I might have the illusion of privacy for
>> just a few moments. We'd all take turn and in the end everyone would get
>> a turn inside the circle of Christmas (as we called it). We'd spend New
>> Year's Eve trying to re-number the calender so that it'd work for the
>> coming year and New Year's Day praying for God to give one of us the
>> courage to kill the rest...
>
>But if you had Barney around, everything would have been alright!!!
You invoke the name of the oft maligned dinosaur. He's old news. Come up with
something new, fresh and original.
>> Smartass. You're a bottlenose dolphin, aren't you?
>
>No, I'm an intellectual donkey. You said it yourself.
Neo-chimp, that's you.
[. . .]
>> "My theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters
>> and you don't like my tie." - Guess Who
>
>You sound like my guidence counselor from high school.
You're high school guidance counselor was a time travelling alien with a
knack for enraging Daleks? Neat!
>If my email program smelled fresh and foresty, I'd never leave my
>computer.
That's a lie.
[. . .]
>> I've never heard of this DeMorgan character but according to the
>> Kibo/Infinity theorem if there's not no butter or no bacon then there's no
>> butter or bacon. It's that simple. Counterintuitive though it may seem,
>> butter and bacon are not never bacon and butter.
>
>"You made that up right now!" --You
How dare you misquote me! I said, "You made that up!" - Me, right now You
libelous son of a kibo! I oughta sue!
>> I don't think I like you no more.
>
>I love you too.
Stay away from my testicles.
[. . .]
>You get negative points for quoting a cliche. At least you didn't quote
>Monty Python (which results in a negeative infinity and unrescuable
>despair), but you are still in big trouble. Report to the magistrate at
>once!
That's not a cliche! It's the bible! THE BEE I BEE ELL EE! (It's the book for
me!) " I am not crazy! I know the difference between bad luck and the Divine
Hand. Harry, if your shoelace breaks once, fine. Twice, tough. Three times?
Hell, change the brand. But if your shoelace breaks every day for two years
it's time to check your Bible!"
>> ...mines, like, so much bigger than yours
>
>"Size matters not." --Yoda
"Sure, Yoda, whatever." Yoda's girlfriend
>"Concise." --response in a college application essay when asked to
>describe yourself in 500 words or less.
"Concision is overrated." - huh?
P&SC
"Blessed are the cheesemakers."
Mortis
>>
>>"Size matters not." --Yoda
>
>"Sure, Yoda, whatever." Yoda's girlfriend
And here i thought yoda was gay! (or asexual, same thing if you squint
hard)
>"Blessed are the cheesemakers."
For they shall inherit the droppings of cows and other mid to large
size mammals.
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> Well, since you want me to share: I had a very sad childhood. I grew up
> >> in an outhouse without walls; For Christmas my parents and siblings, all
> >> twelves of them, would stand in a circle with their backs to me while I
> >> pooted on the outhouse so that I might have the illusion of privacy for
> >> just a few moments. We'd all take turn and in the end everyone would get
> >> a turn inside the circle of Christmas (as we called it). We'd spend New
> >> Year's Eve trying to re-number the calender so that it'd work for the
> >> coming year and New Year's Day praying for God to give one of us the
> >> courage to kill the rest...
> >
> >But if you had Barney around, everything would have been alright!!!
>
> You invoke the name of the oft maligned dinosaur. He's old news. Come up with
> something new, fresh and original.
How about Bananas in Pajamas?
> >> Smartass. You're a bottlenose dolphin, aren't you?
> >
> >No, I'm an intellectual donkey. You said it yourself.
>
> Neo-chimp, that's you.
Sorry, I dressed up for the Glenn homecoming and forgot to take off my
costume.
> >If my email program smelled fresh and foresty, I'd never leave my
> >computer.
>
> That's a lie.
Epistemology was never my strong suit
> >> I've never heard of this DeMorgan character but according to the
> >> Kibo/Infinity theorem if there's not no butter or no bacon then there's no
> >> butter or bacon. It's that simple. Counterintuitive though it may seem,
> >> butter and bacon are not never bacon and butter.
> >
> >"You made that up right now!" --You
>
> How dare you misquote me! I said, "You made that up!" - Me, right now You
> libelous son of a kibo! I oughta sue!
"How misquote me, dare you?" --You
> >> I don't think I like you no more.
> >
> >I love you too.
>
> Stay away from my testicles.
Is that a plural one, or a singular one?
> >You get negative points for quoting a cliche. At least you didn't quote
> >Monty Python (which results in a negeative infinity and unrescuable
> >despair), but you are still in big trouble. Report to the magistrate at
> >once!
>
> That's not a cliche! It's the bible! THE BEE I BEE ELL EE! (It's the book for
> me!) " I am not crazy! I know the difference between bad luck and the Divine
> Hand. Harry, if your shoelace breaks once, fine. Twice, tough. Three times?
> Hell, change the brand. But if your shoelace breaks every day for two years
> it's time to check your Bible!"
Actually, it's not the Bible in any version. The passage is paraphrased
differently in the movie than in any version.
Therefore: NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike Sacks
"And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the
bible were used to beat plowshares into swords..." --Alan Watts
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> You invoke the name of the oft maligned dinosaur. He's old news. Come up
>> with something new, fresh and original.
>
>How about Bananas in Pajamas?
What's wrong with you? Are you deliberately trying to drive me off my rocker
into a La-Z-Boy? Listen: the Teletubbies, Bananas in Pajamas, Barney,
President Clinton... they're all dry topics. You can't make a funny joke
about any one of them that hasn't been made by some over paid humorist who
hasn't been funny for months. Stop and be creative. Pick on a subject about
which nothing has been said... say... sex.
>> >No, I'm an intellectual donkey. You said it yourself.
>>
>> Neo-chimp, that's you.
>
>Sorry, I dressed up for the Glenn homecoming and forgot to take off my
>costume.
Listen, don't force me to uplift you. I'm sick and tired of you and your kind
and if I have to uplift you it's gonna hurt.
>> >If my email program smelled fresh and foresty, I'd never leave my
>> >computer.
>>
>> That's a lie.
>
>Epistemology was never my strong suit
How about scatology?
>> How dare you misquote me! I said, "You made that up!" - Me, right now You
>> libelous son of a kibo! I oughta sue!
>
>"How misquote me, dare you?" --You
Who is this How person You is talking about?
>> >I love you too.
>>
>> Stay away from my testicles.
>
>Is that a plural one, or a singular one?
Will you stop trying to count my testicles. Is this some type of bizzare
courting ritual? You damn kibologistas and your massage gonads, always
swinging them in we of the KPS' face! Stop or be severed from them!
>> That's not a cliche! It's the bible! THE BEE I BEE ELL EE! (It's the
>> book for me!) " I am not crazy! I know the difference between bad
>> luck and the Divine Hand. Harry, if your shoelace breaks once, fine.
>> Twice, tough. Three times? Hell, change the brand. But if your shoelace
>> breaks every day for two years it's time to check your Bible!"
>
>Actually, it's not the Bible in any version. The passage is paraphrased
>differently in the movie than in any version.
>
>Therefore: NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Are you implying that I quoted that from somehwere? I wrote that by myself
without anyone's help. At all. And don't you think that you're cheeky little
monkey like behavior is going to get me. No, no. I know better than to listen
to your therefores and hitheros. You're kibological and that rhymes with
gynological. Think about that.
[. . .]
>"And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the
>bible were used to beat plowshares into swords..." --Alan Watts
"Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name
is on the handle!"
P&SC
"The choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid motherfucker,
ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman."
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> You invoke the name of the oft maligned dinosaur. He's old news. Come up
> >> with something new, fresh and original.
> >
> >How about Bananas in Pajamas?
>
> What's wrong with you? Are you deliberately trying to drive me off my rocker
> into a La-Z-Boy? Listen: the Teletubbies, Bananas in Pajamas, Barney,
> President Clinton... they're all dry topics. You can't make a funny joke
> about any one of them that hasn't been made by some over paid humorist who
> hasn't been funny for months. Stop and be creative. Pick on a subject about
> which nothing has been said... say... sex.
What type of bananas in pajamas did you think *I* was talking about?
> >> >No, I'm an intellectual donkey. You said it yourself.
> >>
> >> Neo-chimp, that's you.
> >
> >Sorry, I dressed up for the Glenn homecoming and forgot to take off my
> >costume.
>
> Listen, don't force me to uplift you. I'm sick and tired of you and your kind
> and if I have to uplift you it's gonna hurt.
Houston, we have uplift-off!
> >> >If my email program smelled fresh and foresty, I'd never leave my
> >> >computer.
> >>
> >> That's a lie.
> >
> >Epistemology was never my strong suit
>
> How about scatology?
"I'm the Scatman!" --John Scatman
> >> How dare you misquote me! I said, "You made that up!" - Me, right now You
> >> libelous son of a kibo! I oughta sue!
> >
> >"How misquote me, dare you?" --You
>
> Who is this How person You is talking about?
Your mother wears combat boots.
> >> >I love you too.
> >>
> >> Stay away from my testicles.
> >
> >Is that a plural one, or a singular one?
>
> Will you stop trying to count my testicles. Is this some type of bizzare
> courting ritual? You damn kibologistas and your massage gonads, always
> swinging them in we of the KPS' face! Stop or be severed from them!
You may sever me from your testicles any time you want.
> >> That's not a cliche! It's the bible! THE BEE I BEE ELL EE! (It's the
> >> book for me!) " I am not crazy! I know the difference between bad
> >> luck and the Divine Hand. Harry, if your shoelace breaks once, fine.
> >> Twice, tough. Three times? Hell, change the brand. But if your shoelace
> >> breaks every day for two years it's time to check your Bible!"
> >
> >Actually, it's not the Bible in any version. The passage is paraphrased
> >differently in the movie than in any version.
> >
> >Therefore: NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
> Are you implying that I quoted that from somehwere? I wrote that by myself
> without anyone's help. At all. And don't you think that you're cheeky little
> monkey like behavior is going to get me. No, no. I know better than to listen
> to your therefores and hitheros. You're kibological and that rhymes with
> gynological. Think about that.
It also rhymes with logical. AND illogical. Now, is that a paradox or an
equinox?
Mike Sacks
--And what about Chicken Pox?
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> What's wrong with you? Are you deliberately trying to drive me off
>> my rocker into a La-Z-Boy? Listen: the Teletubbies, Bananas in
>> Pajamas, Barney, President Clinton... they're all dry topics. You
>> can't make a funny joke about any one of them that hasn't been made
>> by some over paid humorist who hasn't been funny for months. Stop
>> and be creative. Pick on a subject about which nothing has been
>> said... say... sex.
>
>What type of bananas in pajamas did you think *I* was talking about?
I dunno. I think we should leave that to the KPS experts on vaginal
secretions, Jaime and that witch Beth. If they're not available then perhaps
Rhianna would be kind enough to offer up the flat butted perspective; beyond
that we'll just have to wait and see.
>> Listen, don't force me to uplift you. I'm sick and tired of you and
>> your kind and if I have to uplift you it's gonna hurt.
>
>Houston, we have uplift-off!
We have no such thing. I haven't even begun to Uplift you. It could take
centuries, perhaps even days, to properly lift you from the slime in which
you dwell towards intelligence on par with mine own.
>> >Epistemology was never my strong suit
>>
>> How about scatology?
>
>"I'm the Scatman!" --John Scatman
He never said that. I knew John Sheridan and he was never a scatman. Be bop
deooo op do op and be op to you to.
>> Who is this How person You is talking about?
>
>Your mother wears combat boots.
YM "Your's mother wears combat boots." That aside, you never told me who How
and You are? IS Your their cousin or a nonrelation?
>> Will you stop trying to count my testicles. Is this some type of bizzare
>> courting ritual? You damn kibologistas and your massage gonads, always
>> swinging them in we of the KPS' face! Stop or be severed from them!
>
>You may sever me from your testicles any time you want.
What if I wish to use my testicles as a server? Put a few webpages on them,
run a bit of e-mail perhaps... may, just maybe a newsgroup dedicated to my
testicles. That's be great. And they're just the right size and speed so that
a fair number of hits can be tolerated with a maximum of perhaps 3 or 400
users. Wanna help me set it up? My knowledge of testicular computing is
limited.
>> Are you implying that I quoted that from somehwere? I wrote that by
>> myself without anyone's help. At all. And don't you think that you're
>> cheeky little monkey like behavior is going to get me. No, no. I know
>> better than to listen to your therefores and hitheros. You're
>> kibological and that rhymes with gynological. Think about that.
>
>It also rhymes with logical. AND illogical. Now, is that a paradox or an
>equinox?
Stop trying to Haiku me.
>--And what about Chicken Pox?
I prefer Kung Pao.
P&SC
...not Kung Lao
...ran out of quotes I see... I declare myself victor of the quote wars
all subsequent attempts to post quotes to this thread shall be
considered an act of idiocy and all due measures will be taken!
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> What's wrong with you? Are you deliberately trying to drive me off
> >> my rocker into a La-Z-Boy? Listen: the Teletubbies, Bananas in
> >> Pajamas, Barney, President Clinton... they're all dry topics. You
> >> can't make a funny joke about any one of them that hasn't been made
> >> by some over paid humorist who hasn't been funny for months. Stop
> >> and be creative. Pick on a subject about which nothing has been
> >> said... say... sex.
> >
> >What type of bananas in pajamas did you think *I* was talking about?
>
> I dunno. I think we should leave that to the KPS experts on vaginal
> secretions, Jaime and that witch Beth. If they're not available then perhaps
> Rhianna would be kind enough to offer up the flat butted perspective; beyond
> that we'll just have to wait and see.
IHNJH, although I can think of some no one will get.
> >> Listen, don't force me to uplift you. I'm sick and tired of you and
> >> your kind and if I have to uplift you it's gonna hurt.
> >
> >Houston, we have uplift-off!
>
> We have no such thing. I haven't even begun to Uplift you. It could take
> centuries, perhaps even days, to properly lift you from the slime in which
> you dwell towards intelligence on par with mine own.
You play golf?
> >"I'm the Scatman!" --John Scatman
>
> He never said that. I knew John Sheridan and he was never a scatman. Be bop
> deooo op do op and be op to you to.
I knew John Sheridan. John Sheridan was my friend. Sir, you are no John
Sheridan.
> >> Who is this How person You is talking about?
> >
> >Your mother wears combat boots.
>
> YM "Your's mother wears combat boots." That aside, you never told me who How
> and You are? IS Your their cousin or a nonrelation?
Your mother is a snowblower.
> >You may sever me from your testicles any time you want.
>
> What if I wish to use my testicles as a server? Put a few webpages on them,
> run a bit of e-mail perhaps... may, just maybe a newsgroup dedicated to my
> testicles. That's be great. And they're just the right size and speed so that
> a fair number of hits can be tolerated with a maximum of perhaps 3 or 400
> users. Wanna help me set it up? My knowledge of testicular computing is
> limited.
I'll forward this to alt.sex.balls and see what they have to say.
> >It also rhymes with logical. AND illogical. Now, is that a paradox or an
> >equinox?
>
> Stop trying to Haiku me.
A paradox or
an equinox? Logical
or Illogical?
> >--And what about Chicken Pox?
>
> I prefer Kung Pao.
YM Kung Fu. HTH.
> ...ran out of quotes I see... I declare myself victor of the quote wars
> all subsequent attempts to post quotes to this thread shall be
> considered an act of idiocy and all due measures will be taken!
"I quote others only in order the better to express myself."
--Michel De Montaigne
Mike Sacks
Captain Infinity
In article <364486b1...@news.mindspring.com>
Mortis wrote:
>And here i thought yoda was gay! (or asexual, same thing if you squint
>hard)
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--"Alice's Adventures in <Bleep>land",
by Lewis "It was only pictures, I swear!" Carroll
**
Captain Infinity
Etienne Rouette
says...
> ...ran out of quotes I see... I declare myself victor of the quote wars
> all subsequent attempts to post quotes to this thread shall be
> considered an act of idiocy and all due measures will be taken!
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Carlos Froggy May
Michael J. Sacks (msa...@students.uiuc.edu) argued:
: On Sun, 8 Nov 1998, Plain and Simple Cronan wrote:
: > Michael J. Sacks wrote
: > >What type of bananas in pajamas did you think *I* was talking about?
: >
: > I dunno. I think we should leave that to the KPS experts on vaginal
: > secretions,
<Homer> Mmmmm, vaginal secretiony! </Homer>
: > >> Listen, don't force me to uplift you. I'm sick and tired of you and
: > >> your kind and if I have to uplift you it's gonna hurt.
: > >
: > >Houston, we have uplift-off!
It's the Texas wonderbra!
: > >"I'm the Scatman!" --John Scatman
: >
: > He never said that. I knew John Sheridan and he was never a scatman.
: > Be bop deooo op do op and be op to you to.
: I knew John Sheridan. John Sheridan was my friend. Sir, you are no
: John Sheridan.
Whaaa! Stop trollerizing me with references to the pianist of the
best New Orleans style jazz band in San Antonio!
Also, Butch Thompson could kick all of y'all's ass.
: > >--And what about Chicken Pox?
: >
: > I prefer Kung Pao.
: YM Kung Fu. HTH.
YM Don Ewel with Kung Pao Riff^W Grip.
-- Stride, Frog, Stride
* Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *
"Moral disaster is coming to hundreds of young girls through
the pathological, sex-exciting music of jazz orchestras."
-- The Illinois Vigilance Association. * Tounge of Frog *
http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/
Plain and Simple Cronan
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Egad! Defeated again!
P&SC
Mortis
>Also, Butch Thompson could kick all of y'all's ass.
Oh, it's the great southern truth! All y'all (or all *of* y'all in
this case) is the plural of y'all, which is the short version of Yohan
Wentall, famed pianist and one of tv's 'Friends'!
>: > >--And what about Chicken Pox?
>: >
>: > I prefer Kung Pao.
I heard from this girl i know that Kung Pao chicken makes you have mad
grooves on the dance floor.
Mortis
>In alt.fan.tom-servo
>In article <364486b1...@news.mindspring.com>
>Mortis wrote:
>
>>And here i thought yoda was gay! (or asexual, same thing if you squint
>>hard)
>
>
> "" ""
> "" ""
> """ """ """ """
> """ """ 'Not the same thing a bit!' said the Hatter. 'You """ """
> might just as well say that "I <bleep> I <bleep>" "" ""
> is the same thing as "I <bleep> what I <bleep>"!' "" ""
Try squinting, Infinate-boy.
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> I dunno. I think we should leave that to the KPS experts on vaginal
>> perhaps Rhianna would be kind enough to offer up the flat butted
>> perspective; beyond that we'll just have to wait and see.
>
>IHNJH, although I can think of some no one will get.
I'm unfamiliar with that adjective. Does it mean "I hope noone jives here"?
OR perhaps "In houses noone jumps high"? Or, most likely, "Please kiss me the
way a woman should be"?
>> >Houston, we have uplift-off!
>>
>> We have no such thing. I haven't even begun to Uplift you. It could take
>> centuries, perhaps even days, to properly lift you from the slime in which
>> you dwell towards intelligence on par with mine own.
>
>You play golf?
Yes, but that's not the point. I'm trying to Uplift you.
>
>> >"I'm the Scatman!" --John Scatman
>>
>> He never said that. I knew John Sheridan and he was never a scatman. Be
>> bop deooo op do op and be op to you to.
>
>I knew John Sheridan. John Sheridan was my friend. Sir, you are no John
>Sheridan.
Thank god. I like my non-numb nuts perfectly well the way they are.
>> YM "Your's mother wears combat boots." That aside, you never told me who
>> How and You are? IS Your their cousin or a nonrelation?
>
>Your mother is a snowblower.
Who is this your person who your ungrammatically insult?
>> What if I wish to use my testicles as a server? Put a few webpages on
>> them, run a bit of e-mail perhaps... may, just maybe a newsgroup
>> dedicated to my testicles. That's be great. And they're just the right
>> size and speed so that a fair number of hits can be tolerated with a
>> maximum of perhaps 3 or 400 users. Wanna help me set it up? My
>> knowledge of testicular computing is limited.
>
>I'll forward this to alt.sex.balls and see what they have to say.
You do that. And while you're at it: do you know how to expand your testicles
processing power? I'd also like to improve my penis' range.
>> Stop trying to Haiku me.
>
>A paradox or
>an equinox? Logical
>or Illogical?
Do you want me to tell this Your person on you?
>> I prefer Kung Pao.
>
>YM Kung Fu. HTH.
No I don't. David Carradine tastes awful.
>> ...ran out of quotes I see... I declare myself victor of the quote wars
>> all subsequent attempts to post quotes to this thread shall be
>> considered an act of idiocy and all due measures will be taken!
>
>"I quote others only in order the better to express myself."
>--Michel De Montaigne
Stop that.
P&SC
Michael J. Sacks
> >IHNJH, although I can think of some no one will get.
>
> I'm unfamiliar with that adjective. Does it mean "I hope noone jives here"?
> OR perhaps "In houses noone jumps high"? Or, most likely, "Please kiss me the
> way a woman should be"?
It means "Various Undulating Aardvarks Want Umpires" in ROT13.
> >> >Houston, we have uplift-off!
> >>
> >> We have no such thing. I haven't even begun to Uplift you. It could take
> >> centuries, perhaps even days, to properly lift you from the slime in which
> >> you dwell towards intelligence on par with mine own.
> >
> >You play golf?
>
> Yes, but that's not the point. I'm trying to Uplift you.
Does have anything to do with rapture?
> >> >"I'm the Scatman!" --John Scatman
> >>
> >> He never said that. I knew John Sheridan and he was never a scatman. Be
> >> bop deooo op do op and be op to you to.
> >
> >I knew John Sheridan. John Sheridan was my friend. Sir, you are no John
> >Sheridan.
>
> Thank god. I like my non-numb nuts perfectly well the way they are.
Back to testicles...jeez, you have a one-tracked mind...
> >> YM "Your's mother wears combat boots." That aside, you never told me who
> >> How and You are? IS Your their cousin or a nonrelation?
> >
> >Your mother is a snowblower.
>
> Who is this your person who your ungrammatically insult?
Your mother's so fat, that when she goes to the grocery store to buy
cottege cheese, she pays 39 cents a pound.
> >> What if I wish to use my testicles as a server? Put a few webpages on
> >> them, run a bit of e-mail perhaps... may, just maybe a newsgroup
> >> dedicated to my testicles. That's be great. And they're just the right
> >> size and speed so that a fair number of hits can be tolerated with a
> >> maximum of perhaps 3 or 400 users. Wanna help me set it up? My
> >> knowledge of testicular computing is limited.
> >
> >I'll forward this to alt.sex.balls and see what they have to say.
>
> You do that. And while you're at it: do you know how to expand your testicles
> processing power? I'd also like to improve my penis' range.
What am I? Your slave?! Do your own damn research and follow-ups, and
leave me out of this.
I do have to say that that question gave me a horrible image of a weird
take-off of the new Pentium II processing commericials.
> >> Stop trying to Haiku me.
> >
> >A paradox or
> >an equinox? Logical
> >or Illogical?
>
> Do you want me to tell this Your person on you?
Do you want me to
tell this Your person on you?
No, that would be bad.
> >> I prefer Kung Pao.
> >
> >YM Kung Fu. HTH.
>
> No I don't. David Carradine tastes awful.
YM David CarraDENTYNE. And it does tast awful.
Mike Sacks
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Plain and Simple Cronan
>> I'm unfamiliar with that adjective. Does it mean "I hope noone jives
>> here"? OR perhaps "In houses noone jumps high"? Or, most likely,
>> "Please kiss me the way a woman should be"?
>
>It means "Various Undulating Aardvarks Want Umpires" in ROT13.
Speak AMERICISH not that ROTISH crap!
>> Yes, but that's not the point. I'm trying to Uplift you.
>
>Does have anything to do with rapture?
No, no, no. I'm trying to force you to evolve into an intelligent being from
your current state. Don't you want to be uplifted?
>> >I knew John Sheridan. John Sheridan was my friend. Sir, you are no John
>> >Sheridan.
>>
>> Thank god. I like my non-numb nuts perfectly well the way they are.
>
>Back to testicles...jeez, you have a one-tracked mind...
Actually, I have a two tracked mind, one for each testicle. But that's not
important right now! The important thing is for you to explain that acronym.
I hate it and want to know what it means.
>> >Your mother is a snowblower.
>>
>> Who is this your person who your ungrammatically insult?
>
>Your mother's so fat, that when she goes to the grocery store to buy
>cottege cheese, she pays 39 cents a pound.
Leave my mother out of this after all I just left out of yours! Wait. That
seems wrong somehow...
>> >I'll forward this to alt.sex.balls and see what they have to say.
>>
>> You do that. And while you're at it: do you know how to expand your
>>testicles processing power? I'd also like to improve my penis' range.
>
>What am I? Your slave?! Do your own damn research and follow-ups, and
>leave me out of this.
I asked you because you speak ROT13
>I do have to say that that question gave me a horrible image of a weird
>take-off of the new Pentium II processing commericials.
I rather like the moo cow box with the Yourware computer inside. (Was
Yourware developed by your friend Your?) Anywho, I'd apprecuate it if you
would get me one of those Idiot's Guides to Upgrading a Penis for Dummys
books.
>> Do you want me to tell this Your person on you?
>
>Do you want me to
>tell this Your person on you?
>No, that would be bad.
Poo to you too!
>> >YM Kung Fu. HTH.
>>
>> No I don't. David Carradine tastes awful.
>
>YM David CarraDENTYNE. And it does tast awful.
IM "David Carradine". He played Qui Chang Maine on Wung Chu: The Legend
Discontinued! How can you not know this. Are you being deliberately obtuse?
P&SC
...or perhaps a parallelogram?
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> I'm unfamiliar with that adjective. Does it mean "I hope noone jives
> >> here"? OR perhaps "In houses noone jumps high"? Or, most likely,
> >> "Please kiss me the way a woman should be"?
> >
> >It means "Various Undulating Aardvarks Want Umpires" in ROT13.
>
> Speak AMERICISH not that ROTISH crap!
Un un lbh pna'g ernq zr!!
> >> Yes, but that's not the point. I'm trying to Uplift you.
> >
> >Does have anything to do with rapture?
>
> No, no, no. I'm trying to force you to evolve into an intelligent being from
> your current state. Don't you want to be uplifted?
V guvax V'ir orra vafhygrq!
> >> >I knew John Sheridan. John Sheridan was my friend. Sir, you are no John
> >> >Sheridan.
> >>
> >> Thank god. I like my non-numb nuts perfectly well the way they are.
> >
> >Back to testicles...jeez, you have a one-tracked mind...
>
> Actually, I have a two tracked mind, one for each testicle. But that's not
> important right now! The important thing is for you to explain that acronym.
> I hate it and want to know what it means.
Fb abj LBH jnag ZR gb hcyvsg LBH?
Gur gnoyrf unir ghearq; gur pvepyr vf abj pbzcyrgr.
> >> >Your mother is a snowblower.
> >>
> >> Who is this your person who your ungrammatically insult?
> >
> >Your mother's so fat, that when she goes to the grocery store to buy
> >cottege cheese, she pays 39 cents a pound.
>
> Leave my mother out of this after all I just left out of yours! Wait. That
> seems wrong somehow...
Lbhe zbgure'f fb fghcvq, fur fvgf ba gur GI gb jngpu gur pbhpu.
> >What am I? Your slave?! Do your own damn research and follow-ups, and
> >leave me out of this.
>
> I asked you because you speak ROT13
Fb, abj rvgure lbh'er tbvat gb unir gb yrnea EBG13, be lbh'yy fgbc cbfgvat
gb guvf guernq. V jva!
> >I do have to say that that question gave me a horrible image of a weird
> >take-off of the new Pentium II processing commericials.
>
> I rather like the moo cow box with the Yourware computer inside. (Was
> Yourware developed by your friend Your?) Anywho, I'd apprecuate it if you
> would get me one of those Idiot's Guides to Upgrading a Penis for Dummys
> books.
Jub'f guvf Naljub punenpgre gung lbhe gnyxvat nobhg abj? V guvax V'ir
jnecrq lbh gb gur cbvag jurer lbh ner abj orpbzvat yvxr zr, naq lbh jvyy
riraghnyyl fcbeg jvatf naq syl gb gur pnfon jurer znal fvathyne grfgvphyne
crbcyr yvxr lbh njnvg lbh.
> >> Do you want me to tell this Your person on you?
> >
> >Do you want me to
> >tell this Your person on you?
> >No, that would be bad.
>
> Poo to you too!
LZ, Jvaavr gur Cbb. UGU!
> >> >YM Kung Fu. HTH.
> >>
> >> No I don't. David Carradine tastes awful.
> >
> >YM David CarraDENTYNE. And it does tast awful.
>
> IM "David Carradine". He played Qui Chang Maine on Wung Chu: The Legend
> Discontinued! How can you not know this. Are you being deliberately obtuse?
Ab, V'z irel nphgr.
> P&SC
> ...or perhaps a parallelogram?
Vfa'g gung jurer lbh fraq fbzrbar n zrffntr gung'f nobhg gjb yvarf gung
qba'g vagrefrpg va n cynar?
Zvxr Fnpxf--juvpu vf Mike Sacks va EBG13!
Michael Straight
> "Paul G. Barnes" <_pba...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >In the conservative Southern Baptist Church where I grew up, we "Youth" had
> >a game that was suggested to us by some of the older "Youth" [1]. The Idea
> >was to add the phrase "Beneath the Sheets" to the title of a hymn. This was
> >OK with hymns like Holy, Holy, Holy and O Little Town of Bethlehem, somewhat
> >risqué with Softly and Tenderly Jesus is Calling and Just as I Am. But when
> >we got to No One Knows the Time of His Coming, Into My Life, and Softly
> >Jesus Comes - well - let's just say that Baptists don't appreciate a lot of
> >laughter during their services.
>
> That's sort of like the tradition of adding "in bed" to any fortune
> cookie fortune you receive.
What do you mean? How can hymns be like fortunes? You can't sing a
fortune. And I'd like to see you fit all ten verses of "O For a Thousand
Tongues Beneath the Sheets" in a fortune cookie!
SMTIRCAHIAGEHLT
Chris Franks
> The important thing is for you to explain that acronym.
> I hate it and want to know what it means.
Vs lbh ernyyl qba'g xabj, V unir ab wbxr urer.
Christopher Chase
(cfr...@nospam.sc.hp.com) blathered:
NUNUNUNUN, Gung'f irel shaal! V trg vg!
--
Puevf Punfr
Tenaq Jvmneq - XCF bs Grknf
Xnzvxnmr Crrc Fdhnq
Paul G. Barnes
Christopher Chase wrote in message <727oct$1bq$1...@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu>...
>Once upon a time, in alt.religion.kibology, Chris Franks
>(cfr...@nospam.sc.hp.com) blathered:
>
>: Plain and Simple Cronan wrote:
>: > The important thing is for you to explain that acronym.
>: > I hate it and want to know what it means.
>
>: Vs lbh ernyyl qba'g xabj, V unir ab wbxr urer.
>
>NUNUNUNUN, Gung'f irel shaal! V trg vg!
Ngkjdoin fnkdlsncv aaoisdj flnkf! sffdknfkn? no ondfsodn fdnsnno!
---
DLE
- Whafn oels crrc
Michael J. Sacks
> Ngkjdoin fnkdlsncv aaoisdj flnkf! sffdknfkn? no ondfsodn fdnsnno!
>
> ---
> DLE
> - Whafn oels crrc
IHNJH, this is the joke.
Mike Sacks
Christopher Chase
(_pba...@yahoo.com) blathered:
: Christopher Chase wrote in message <727oct$1bq$1...@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu>...
: >NUNUNUNUN, Gung'f irel shaal! V trg vg!
: Ngkjdoin fnkdlsncv aaoisdj flnkf! sffdknfkn? no ondfsodn fdnsnno!
: ---
: DLE
: - Whafn oels crrc
You know, you almost had me there, until I realized that you were merely
scorefile-trolling me. See that crrc at the end of your .sig? It's PEEP,
rot-13 encoded! You are one of us, my brother!
--
Chris Chase
Grand Wizard - KPS of Texas
Kamikaze Peep Squad
Paul G. Barnes
Christopher Chase wrote in message <727pe9$2df$1...@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu>...
>Once upon a time, in alt.religion.kibology, Paul G. Barnes
>(_pba...@yahoo.com) blathered:
>
>: Christopher Chase wrote in message
<727oct$1bq$1...@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu>...
>
>: >NUNUNUNUN, Gung'f irel shaal! V trg vg!
>
>: Ngkjdoin fnkdlsncv aaoisdj flnkf! sffdknfkn? no ondfsodn fdnsnno!
>
>: ---
>: DLE
>: - Whafn oels crrc
>
>You know, you almost had me there, until I realized that you were merely
>scorefile-trolling me. See that crrc at the end of your .sig? It's PEEP,
>rot-13 encoded! You are one of us, my brother!
ucu!
---
PGB - POE, ER, KPS
- When do I get to learn the sekrit handshake?
Chris Franks
> - When do I get to learn the sekrit handshake?
I'm doing "the secret handshake" right now, IYKWIM,AITYD!
Plain and Simple Cronan
Michael J. Sacks wrote
>> >It means "Various Undulating Aardvarks Want Umpires" in ROT13.
>>
>> Speak AMERICISH not that ROTISH crap!
>
>Un un lbh pna'g ernq zr!!
I can't understand you so I shall have to assume that you are saying
something cruel and caprcious to me in your native tongue. Look at that!
You've made me get tears in my fro!
>> No, no, no. I'm trying to force you to evolve into an intelligent being
>> from your current state. Don't you want to be uplifted?
>
>V guvax V'ir orra vafhygrq!
Good, I'm so glad to hear that you want to be uplifted. The first step is to
ignore your desire to speak rotish and speak exclusively AMERICISH. Start
now.
>> >Back to testicles...jeez, you have a one-tracked mind...
>>
>> Actually, I have a two tracked mind, one for each testicle. But that's not
>> important right now! The important thing is for you to explain that
>> acronym. I hate it and want to know what it means.
>
>Fb abj LBH jnag ZR gb hcyvsg LBH?
>Gur gnoyrf unir ghearq; gur pvepyr vf abj pbzcyrgr.
No, you can'y have my testicles no matter how hard you beg and I appeciate it
if you'd try to make your diction in either language a bit more clear.
>> Leave my mother out of this after all I just left out of yours! Wait. That
>> seems wrong somehow...
>
>Lbhe zbgure'f fb fghcvq, fur fvgf ba gur GI gb jngpu gur pbhpu.
I'm sorry. You know I don't speak the god pigeon's language!
>> I asked you because you speak ROT13
>
>Fb, abj rvgure lbh'er tbvat gb unir gb yrnea EBG13, be lbh'yy fgbc cbfgvat
>gb guvf guernq. V jva!
I think that you said something about that Your chap's mother, right? I'm
only guessing here due the context.
>> I rather like the moo cow box with the Yourware computer inside. (Was
>> Yourware developed by your friend Your?) Anywho, I'd apprecuate it if you
>> would get me one of those Idiot's Guides to Upgrading a Penis for Dummys
>> books.
>
>Jub'f guvf Naljub punenpgre gung lbhe gnyxvat nobhg abj? V guvax V'ir
>jnecrq lbh gb gur cbvag jurer lbh ner abj orpbzvat yvxr zr, naq lbh jvyy
>riraghnyyl fcbeg jvatf naq syl gb gur pnfon jurer znal fvathyne grfgvphyne
>crbcyr yvxr lbh njnvg lbh.
No, no! I've already tried Barnes and Noble and Books A Million. Perhaps you
know of another national wide chain which stocks the book I request of you. I
do appreciate your help but it would be more easily put to good use were it
in in AMERICISH!
>> >Do you want me to
>> >tell this Your person on you?
>> >No, that would be bad.
>>
>> Poo to you too!
>
>LZ, Jvaavr gur Cbb. UGU!
Yes , I tried Mexico as well.
>> IM "David Carradine". He played Qui Chang Maine on Wung Chu: The Legend
>> Discontinued! How can you not know this. Are you being deliberately
>> obtuse?
>
>Ab, V'z irel nphgr.
I don't care about your abs or how you irregate them.
>> ...or perhaps a parallelogram?
>
>Vfa'g gung jurer lbh fraq fbzrbar n zrffntr gung'f nobhg gjb yvarf gung
>qba'g vagrefrpg va n cynar?
I did well in high school geometry as well!
>Zvxr Fnpxf--juvpu vf Mike Sacks va EBG13!
Ah. Glad you're conceeding then..
P&SC
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> The important thing is for you to explain that acronym.
>> I hate it and want to know what it means.
>
Don't curse at me you Rotish bastard! Speak Americish or be damned!
P&SC
...damn foreigners take up all the good bandwidth!
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> >It means "Various Undulating Aardvarks Want Umpires" in ROT13.
> >>
> >> Speak AMERICISH not that ROTISH crap!
> >
> >Un un lbh pna'g ernq zr!!
>
> I can't understand you so I shall have to assume that you are saying
> something cruel and caprcious to me in your native tongue. Look at that!
> You've made me get tears in my fro!
You know what happens when you assume.....
Of course, we've both stipulated that I'm an intellectual donkey, so....
> >> No, no, no. I'm trying to force you to evolve into an intelligent being
> >> from your current state. Don't you want to be uplifted?
> >
> >V guvax V'ir orra vafhygrq!
>
> Good, I'm so glad to hear that you want to be uplifted. The first step is to
> ignore your desire to speak rotish and speak exclusively AMERICISH. Start
> now.
Start NOW? But NOW is already an organization. Unless you're talking
about National Organization for Weirdos, and that's under a different name
(three guesses to guess what it is!).
> >> >Back to testicles...jeez, you have a one-tracked mind...
> >>
> >> Actually, I have a two tracked mind, one for each testicle. But that's not
> >> important right now! The important thing is for you to explain that
> >> acronym. I hate it and want to know what it means.
> >
> >Fb abj LBH jnag ZR gb hcyvsg LBH?
> >Gur gnoyrf unir ghearq; gur pvepyr vf abj pbzcyrgr.
>
> No, you can'y have my testicles no matter how hard you beg and I appeciate it
> if you'd try to make your diction in either language a bit more clear.
Clear as a stained glass window.
> >> Leave my mother out of this after all I just left out of yours! Wait. That
> >> seems wrong somehow...
> >
> >Lbhe zbgure'f fb fghcvq, fur fvgf ba gur GI gb jngpu gur pbhpu.
>
> I'm sorry. You know I don't speak the god pigeon's language!
Your mother's so fat, she jumped up in the air, and got stuck.
> >> I asked you because you speak ROT13
> >
> >Fb, abj rvgure lbh'er tbvat gb unir gb yrnea EBG13, be lbh'yy fgbc cbfgvat
> >gb guvf guernq. V jva!
>
> I think that you said something about that Your chap's mother, right? I'm
> only guessing here due the context.
Isn't that literature wrote by prisoners?
> >> I rather like the moo cow box with the Yourware computer inside. (Was
> >> Yourware developed by your friend Your?) Anywho, I'd apprecuate it if you
> >> would get me one of those Idiot's Guides to Upgrading a Penis for Dummys
> >> books.
> >
> >Jub'f guvf Naljub punenpgre gung lbhe gnyxvat nobhg abj? V guvax V'ir
> >jnecrq lbh gb gur cbvag jurer lbh ner abj orpbzvat yvxr zr, naq lbh jvyy
> >riraghnyyl fcbeg jvatf naq syl gb gur pnfon jurer znal fvathyne grfgvphyne
> >crbcyr yvxr lbh njnvg lbh.
>
> No, no! I've already tried Barnes and Noble and Books A Million. Perhaps you
> know of another national wide chain which stocks the book I request of you. I
> do appreciate your help but it would be more easily put to good use were it
> in in AMERICISH!
Try Amazon. No, not amazon.com, but the Amazon jungle. Seriously, go
there, spend a week naked in the rainforest, and the book will be revealed
to you through a sign from above.
> >> >Do you want me to
> >> >tell this Your person on you?
> >> >No, that would be bad.
> >>
> >> Poo to you too!
> >
> >LZ, Jvaavr gur Cbb. UGU!
>
> Yes , I tried Mexico as well.
I tried Mexico as well,
but they did not have the book,
just Winnie the Pooh.
> >> IM "David Carradine". He played Qui Chang Maine on Wung Chu: The Legend
> >> Discontinued! How can you not know this. Are you being deliberately
> >> obtuse?
> >
> >Ab, V'z irel nphgr.
>
> I don't care about your abs or how you irregate them.
I don't care about tachyons, but we can't always get what we want, can we?
> >> ...or perhaps a parallelogram?
> >
> >Vfa'g gung jurer lbh fraq fbzrbar n zrffntr gung'f nobhg gjb yvarf gung
> >qba'g vagrefrpg va n cynar?
>
> I did well in high school geometry as well!
Who's this Well person you're talking about that you did?
> >Zvxr Fnpxf--juvpu vf Mike Sacks va EBG13!
>
> Ah. Glad you're conceeding then...
"I have not yet begun to fight!" --John Paul Jones
Mike Sacks
Joseph Michael Bay
>: Vs lbh ernyyl qba'g xabj, V unir ab wbxr urer.
>NUNUNUNUN, Gung'f irel shaal!
Please stop posting in Hebrew. It's not very funny.
Joe "I don't get it" Bay
--
Joseph Bay "Shots don't hurt other players . . . yet".
"I may be drunk, madam, but you --bleaargh!--" -- Winston Churchill
What Would Martha Stewart Do?
g_a_ef...@hotmail.com
> He's not a Kibologist! He's just a guy with GAF Finger!
> That's what you get when you lookit too many nekkid pichers
> in yer viewmaster!
>
> Also, I would like to sign with an initial, a period, and
> a funny, perhaps recursive, saying, but I can't figure out
> whether to use the initial of my first name, my surname, or
> a to-be-determined nickname.
>
> C.
>
> I guess I'll just use Joe Bay's
> nickname: "Cooter."
>
Cute. Real cute. I was fed up with off-color interpretations of my surname
before I got to sixth grade.
If you need help devising a "funny, perhaps recursive" tagline, ask about my
off-season rates. I write for a living.
Kids, don't try this at home.
GAE
> |
>
--
"A Science Fiction Tradition Since 1970"
-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
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Plain and Simple Cronan
>> >Un un lbh pna'g ernq zr!!
>>
>> I can't understand you so I shall have to assume that you are saying
>> something cruel and caprcious to me in your native tongue. Look at that!
>> You've made me get tears in my fro!
>
>You know what happens when you assume.....
I make an ass out u?
>Of course, we've both stipulated that I'm an intellectual donkey, so....
Who stipulated that? I only stipulated that you can't have my testicles.
>> Good, I'm so glad to hear that you want to be uplifted. The first step is
>> to ignore your desire to speak rotish and speak exclusively AMERICISH.
>> Start now.
>
>Start NOW? But NOW is already an organization. Unless you're talking
>about National Organization for Weirdos, and that's under a different name
>(three guesses to guess what it is!).
I forfeit my guesses.
>> No, you can'y have my testicles no matter how hard you beg and I appeciate
>> it if you'd try to make your diction in either language a bit more clear.
>
>Clear as a stained glass window.
Is it?
>> I'm sorry. You know I don't speak the god pigeon's language!
>
>Your mother's so fat, she jumped up in the air, and got stuck.
Who's this Air person and what was Your's mother doing in her?
>> I think that you said something about that Your chap's mother, right? I'm
>> only guessing here due the context.
>
>Isn't that literature wrote by prisoners?
Prisoners of love, aye.
>> No, no! I've already tried Barnes and Noble and Books A Million. Perhaps
>> you know of another national wide chain which stocks the book I request of
>> you. I do appreciate your help but it would be more easily put to good use
>> were it in in AMERICISH!
>
>Try Amazon. No, not amazon.com, but the Amazon jungle. Seriously, go
>there, spend a week naked in the rainforest, and the book will be revealed
>to you through a sign from above.
Tried it. I got a strange rash but no book.
>> Yes , I tried Mexico as well.
>
>I tried Mexico as well,
>but they did not have the book,
>just Winnie the Pooh.
Haiku You!
>> I don't care about your abs or how you irregate them.
>
>I don't care about tachyons, but we can't always get what we want, can we?
You're trying to confuse me. Stop it.
>> I did well in high school geometry as well!
>
>Who's this Well person you're talking about that you did?
Ms. Well. Great teacher.
>> Ah. Glad you're conceeding then...
>
>"I have not yet begun to fight!" --John Paul Jones
He said that as ship was sinking
P&SC
"Fuck off and die!" - my mother when I asked to drive her brand new Ford
Expedition
Richard E. Nickle
g_a_ef...@hotmail.com wrote in article
<728cem$g88$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
|
|
| > He's not a Kibologist! He's just a guy with GAF Finger!
| > That's what you get when you lookit too many nekkid pichers
| > in yer viewmaster!
| >
| > Also, I would like to sign with an initial, a period, and
| > a funny, perhaps recursive, saying, but I can't figure out
| > whether to use the initial of my first name, my surname, or
| > a to-be-determined nickname.
| >
| > C.
| >
| > I guess I'll just use Joe Bay's
| > nickname: "Cooter."
| >
| Cute. Real cute. I was fed up with off-color interpretations of my
surname
| before I got to sixth grade.
you should also be mad at him becuz he said 'cooter', which is
a swear word.
| If you need help devising a "funny, perhaps recursive" tagline, ask about
my
| off-season rates. I write for a living.
here is my recursive tagline:
_
o | |
,_ __ | |
/ | | / |/_)
|_/|_/\___/| \_/
i don't use it very much because people reply to
my posts with 'er' when i do, and you know what
that means.
| Kids, don't try this at home.
|
| GAE
d00d, you shouldn't post yer initishals this way
because they lQQk like they say u r GAY.
not that their is anything wrong with that, d00d.
| "A Science Fiction Tradition Since 1970"
d00d, do u like ray bradbury? he is my favirite
science-fiction auther. he wrote that book 'farenhite
461' and also 'donovan's brane.' i wouldn't like to
live in the futuer world that he painted with his book
because in that future nobody would get to have the
freedom of speech that everybuddy onthe internet
enjoys as americans. also, the only way to fight
the bad government of the future was to memorize books,
and i don't memorize so good, exceptin the bible.
also, i liked the other book of his 'the andromida strane',
especially teh part about the guy not catchin the space
disease because he drank sterno (also known as 'canned goo').
yer
pal
rick
(please resopnd via newsfroup because i don't know how to
read email)
Michael J. Sacks
> >You know what happens when you assume.....
>
> I make an ass out u?
0 points.
> >Of course, we've both stipulated that I'm an intellectual donkey, so....
>
> Who stipulated that? I only stipulated that you can't have my testicles.
7 points.
But leave your testicles out of it.
> >Start NOW? But NOW is already an organization. Unless you're talking
> >about National Organization for Weirdos, and that's under a different name
> >(three guesses to guess what it is!).
>
> I forfeit my guesses.
1 point.
> >> No, you can'y have my testicles no matter how hard you beg and I appeciate
> >> it if you'd try to make your diction in either language a bit more clear.
> >
> >Clear as a stained glass window.
>
> Is it?
0 points. C'mon, you're 1-4. You can do better than this!
> >> I'm sorry. You know I don't speak the god pigeon's language!
> >
> >Your mother's so fat, she jumped up in the air, and got stuck.
>
> Who's this Air person and what was Your's mother doing in her?
3 points, for relating it back to previous discussion, but not any more,
because it's not funny.
And your mother reads combat books.
> >> I think that you said something about that Your chap's mother, right? I'm
> >> only guessing here due the context.
> >
> >Isn't that literature wrote by prisoners?
>
> Prisoners of love, aye.
0 points, although you get an A for effort, you missed the point.
> >> No, no! I've already tried Barnes and Noble and Books A Million. Perhaps
> >> you know of another national wide chain which stocks the book I request of
> >> you. I do appreciate your help but it would be more easily put to good use
> >> were it in in AMERICISH!
> >
> >Try Amazon. No, not amazon.com, but the Amazon jungle. Seriously, go
> >there, spend a week naked in the rainforest, and the book will be revealed
> >to you through a sign from above.
>
> Tried it. I got a strange rash but no book.
6 points.
> >> Yes , I tried Mexico as well.
> >
> >I tried Mexico as well,
> >but they did not have the book,
> >just Winnie the Pooh.
>
> Haiku You!
4 points.
Haiku You! Haiku
You! Haiku You! Haiku You!
Haiku You! Haiku!
> >> I don't care about your abs or how you irregate them.
> >
> >I don't care about tachyons, but we can't always get what we want, can we?
>
> You're trying to confuse me. Stop it.
5 points, for admitting defeat.
> >> I did well in high school geometry as well!
> >
> >Who's this Well person you're talking about that you did?
>
> Ms. Well. Great teacher.
3 points.
> >> Ah. Glad you're conceeding then...
> >
> >"I have not yet begun to fight!" --John Paul Jones
>
> He said that as ship was sinking
2 points.
> P&SC
> "Fuck off and die!" - my mother when I asked to drive her brand new Ford
> Expedition
10 points!!! Automatic Victory. I am stunned as you pull of victory from
the claws of defeat. I cannot beat this, for any mother that says that to
her child AND reads combat books is untouchable (in more ways than ONE).
I shall retire ignominously now....
Mike Sacks
Alex Suter
>Let's see how that would look in Alex Freeze Freeze Courtenay.. (you know
>who I mean) Suter's signature:
Oooh yuck. We all make mistakes.
Seemed like such a good idea at the time...
>GO HUMAN! NOT ER!
GO HUMAN! NOT TESH!
--
Lupus Yonderboy
http://world.std.com/~asuter/
"GO HUMAN! NOT APE!"
the Ur-Beatle
write in alt.religion.kibology:
:)I need a good surreal quote. Nick's is starting to smell.
from my SURREAL.QTE file (used in alt.freaks and alt.surrealism):
three sisters made of glass and tissue wait at the sea's edge.
Give me ambiguity or give me your TV!
get your tax dolls here! ask me how.
"Who the hell are YOU?" ---Brandon J. Freels, to Terry Gibson
NUKE GOD AND LET'S SORT 'EM ALL OUT!
dogs of flesh and semen hunt in humanity's night.
living brains floating in vats dream of electron guns.
so long as the clock ticks, our blood remains frozen.
Warhol dreamed our worst nightmares in the printing press of his pillow.
we must all cry great tears of cotton for the island of lost toys.
cement jeans are asking buttoned-up farmhouses about patron ambiguity.
cemeteries adamantly reunited pigs in the cloth infirmary.
eskimo tricks are in our blood.
odious sighing empresses often live here.
ask me who dreamed in contours of pity.
worm-eaten celebrities made of gland tissues stalk us.
apes await at our atavistic edge.
tons of nude gods float in the cream of Eden.
our brains flog each other in a maritime hell.
dogs break all our leashes and some of our heels.
Andy Whorlhaul guarantees our giggling threats.
all unblemished dogs want citronella guns.
limb-rinsing begins in wishing vats.
the cloisters mock our bloody frontiers.
warm sins howl in our dreams.
nightingales in bathroom labyrinths hear the tale of his pilgrimage.
pestilent cows cry to our deaf ancestors.
the cement jesus patronizes our germ houses in languid sympathy.
the stars remain frozen in coconut tea
the lost anabaptists pile into the boats of drama.
--
Oh, I was waiting for God! He's on the parallel bars.
His Most Feathered Eminence, the Ur-Beatle
well-known inventor of loungenoize
The Avocado Avenger
>In article <364929fb...@netnews2.worldnet.att.net> dean....@att.net (Dean Lenort) writes:
>>Effinger may not post to Usenet, but he is a regular on the Compu$erve
>>equivalent to newsgroups (member forums). Quite a card too if memory
>>serves. And you wanna know something? Memory serves like fukken Sampras.
>>Those goddam thoughts are coming through at something like 113 mph fer
>>chrissakes!!
>>
>>He really should be a Kibologist.
>He IS a Kibologist. Er!
Ok guys. This was funny at first, but you know what's gonna happen?
This netkook that told me "Er" means "You dumbass" will do a deja news
search for "er", find posts like these, and then he'll have PRUFE! that
"er" really does mean "you dumbass" because NOW IT DOES! YOU'VE GIVEN
ALL THE POWER TO THE NETKOOK! YOU DAMN DIRTY ERS!
Stacia * The Avocado Avenger * Life is a tale told by an idiot;
http://www.io.com/~stacia/ * Full of sound and fury,
Remove the guacamole to reply! * Signifying nothing.
bea...@my-dejanews.com
er, nice one rick!
> d00d, do u like ray bradbury? he is my favirite
> science-fiction auther. he wrote that book 'farenhite
> 461' and also 'donovan's brane.' i wouldn't like to
he used to be my favurite too! until i found oit that
he started that religion called "sociology" to make
lots of money. since then i only read books by science
fiction writers who didn't start religions, like that
d00d jesus. he wrote some really k-rad stuff, d00d!
you shoudl look at it sumtime!
cheers
brian
Dean Lenort
>rsho...@rodan.syr.edu (Richard S. Holmes) writes:
>>He IS a Kibologist. Er!
>
> Ok guys. This was funny at first, but you know what's gonna happen?
>This netkook that told me "Er" means "You dumbass" will do a deja news
>search for "er", find posts like these, and then he'll have PRUFE! that
>"er" really does mean "you dumbass" because NOW IT DOES! YOU'VE GIVEN
>ALL THE POWER TO THE NETKOOK! YOU DAMN DIRTY ERS!
So you're advocating that "ER" should instead equate to "APE"?
Let's see how that would look in Alex Freeze Freeze Courtenay.. (you know
who I mean) Suter's signature:
GO HUMAN! NOT ER!
Hmm. I like it. I really like it.
--
Dean Lenort | In AMERICA, we only use our gender when writing
| our names in the snow. - Richard E. Nickle
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> >You know what happens when you assume.....
>>
>> I make an ass out u?
>
>0 points.
What was the correct answer? "I make an ass out of you and an ass out me?"
>> Who stipulated that? I only stipulated that you can't have my testicles.
>
>7 points.
>
>But leave your testicles out of it.
No. My testicles are worth at least 20 more points.
>> I forfeit my guesses.
>
>1 point.
I didn't know there was going to be a test!
>> >Clear as a stained glass window.
>>
>> Is it?
>
>0 points. C'mon, you're 1-4. You can do better than this!
You're scale is sliding faster than a greased monkey down playground slide
into a pool of razor blades and alcohol!
>> Who's this Air person and what was Your's mother doing in her?
>
>3 points, for relating it back to previous discussion, but not any more,
>because it's not funny.
>
>And your mother reads combat books.
Deos not. They're comic books! She does weat combat boots if that helps?
>> >Isn't that literature wrote by prisoners?
>>
>> Prisoners of love, aye.
>
>0 points, although you get an A for effort, you missed the point.
An A isn't worth any points? You're scale is wacked on the flip side! That's
slang for, "This is pretty phuct up right here!"
>> >Try Amazon. No, not amazon.com, but the Amazon jungle. Seriously, go
>> >there, spend a week naked in the rainforest, and the book will be
revealed
>> >to you through a sign from above.
>>
>> Tried it. I got a strange rash but no book.
>
>6 points.
That doesn't answer my question.
>> Haiku You!
>
>4 points.
>
>Haiku You! Haiku
>You! Haiku You! Haiku You!
>Haiku You! Haiku!
Gdzundtight
[. . .]
>10 points!!! Automatic Victory. I am stunned as you pull of victory from
>the claws of defeat. I cannot beat this, for any mother that says that to
>her child AND reads combat books is untouchable (in more ways than ONE).
>
>I shall retire ignominously now....
I wish to decline your proclomation of defeat and put forward one of my own.
Since the side that wins must write history and I'm too lazy I must allow you
to acheive your destined defeat. This is my watery loo!
P&SC
Michael J. Sacks
> Michael J. Sacks wrote
> >> >You know what happens when you assume.....
> >>
> >> I make an ass out u?
> >
> >0 points.
>
> What was the correct answer? "I make an ass out of you and an ass out me?"
No, that would have only given you 1 point, because it's correct for
extremely cliches.
A better answer would have been "Isn't that when I pull you out of your
watery grave?"
That would have been at least 6 or 7 points, and that's just off the top
of my head.
> >> Who stipulated that? I only stipulated that you can't have my testicles.
> >
> >7 points.
> >
> >But leave your testicles out of it.
>
> No. My testicles are worth at least 20 more points.
Only if you had put it in the form of a question.
> >> I forfeit my guesses.
> >
> >1 point.
>
> I didn't know there was going to be a test!
Didn't you read that other thread a couple of days ago? "Your life is
only a test...." You just weren't paying attention.
> >> >Clear as a stained glass window.
> >>
> >> Is it?
> >
> >0 points. C'mon, you're 1-4. You can do better than this!
>
> You're scale is sliding faster than a greased monkey down playground slide
> into a pool of razor blades and alcohol!
Excellent analogy, worth 9 points, except the test is over. So, for
working after the test, you get a 0 and flunk. I win!
> >> Who's this Air person and what was Your's mother doing in her?
> >
> >3 points, for relating it back to previous discussion, but not any more,
> >because it's not funny.
> >
> >And your mother reads combat books.
>
> Deos not. They're comic books! She does weat combat boots if that helps?
YM "She does eat combat boots..." HTH!
> >> >Isn't that literature wrote by prisoners?
> >>
> >> Prisoners of love, aye.
> >
> >0 points, although you get an A for effort, you missed the point.
>
> An A isn't worth any points? You're scale is wacked on the flip side! That's
> slang for, "This is pretty phuct up right here!"
Effort is not worth anything. "Do, or do not, there is no try." --Yoda
<<INSERT PRE-EMPTIVE YODA'S GIRLFRIEND REMARK HERE!>>
> >> >Try Amazon. No, not amazon.com, but the Amazon jungle. Seriously, go
> >> >there, spend a week naked in the rainforest, and the book will be
> revealed
> >> >to you through a sign from above.
> >>
> >> Tried it. I got a strange rash but no book.
> >
> >6 points.
>
> That doesn't answer my question.
That doesn't question my answer.
> >> Haiku You!
> >
> >4 points.
> >
> >Haiku You! Haiku
> >You! Haiku You! Haiku You!
> >Haiku You! Haiku!
>
> Gdzundtight
Gdzundtight haiku.
Gdzundtight, you, gdzundtight.
You...you...you haiku!
> >10 points!!! Automatic Victory. I am stunned as you pull of victory from
> >the claws of defeat. I cannot beat this, for any mother that says that to
> >her child AND reads combat books is untouchable (in more ways than ONE).
> >
> >I shall retire ignominously now....
>
> I wish to decline your proclomation of defeat and put forward one of my own.
> Since the side that wins must write history and I'm too lazy I must allow you
> to acheive your destined defeat. This is my watery loo!
History of the thread, part one, coming soon to a theatre near you.
Starring Ben Affleck as Mike Sacks, Marlon Brando as P&SC, and Barbara
Bain as Kibo.
Mike Sacks
Plain and Simple Cronan
>> >0 points.
>>
>> What was the correct answer? "I make an ass out of you and an ass out me?"
>
>No, that would have only given you 1 point, because it's correct for
>extremely cliches.
Is that like cliff diving?
>A better answer would have been "Isn't that when I pull you out of your
>watery grave?"
>
>That would have been at least 6 or 7 points, and that's just off the top
>of my head.
So male pattern baldness is worth more points than an unfunny answer? George
Costanza must be worth hundreds of points!
>> >But leave your testicles out of it.
>>
>> No. My testicles are worth at least 20 more points.
>
>Only if you had put it in the form of a question.
Who do you think I am? Rubber man? Mr. Fanrastic? MY testicles are flexible
but tnot that flexible.
>> I didn't know there was going to be a test!
>
>Didn't you read that other thread a couple of days ago? "Your life is
>only a test...." You just weren't paying attention.
Obviously you're in the wrong group.
>> You're scale is sliding faster than a greased monkey down playground slide
>> into a pool of razor blades and alcohol!
>
>Excellent analogy, worth 9 points, except the test is over. So, for
>working after the test, you get a 0 and flunk. I win!
But I already conceeded? Since I gave up but your kept grading and I didn't
know there was a test doesn't that mean that I've won?
>> >And your mother reads combat books.
>>
>> Deos not. They're comic books! She does weat combat boots if that helps?
>
>YM "She does eat combat boots..." HTH!
YM "IM 'She pleats combat pants...' FOAD!" HTDMHTG
>> An A isn't worth any points? You're scale is wacked on the flip side!
>> That's slang for, "This is pretty phuct up right here!"
>
>Effort is not worth anything. "Do, or do not, there is no try." --Yoda
You're gonna take Yoda's word over mine?
><<INSERT PRE-EMPTIVE YODA'S GIRLFRIEND REMARK HERE!>>
"What is it with you and blond farmboys? You some kinda freak?" Yoda's girl
>> >6 points.
>>
>> That doesn't answer my question.
>
>That doesn't question my answer.
How many points is that worth?
>> >Haiku You! Haiku
>> >You! Haiku You! Haiku You!
>> >Haiku You! Haiku!
>>
>> Gdzundtight
>
>Gdzundtight haiku.
>Gdzundtight, you, gdzundtight.
>You...you...you haiku!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <---- scaring the hiccup away
>> I wish to decline your proclomation of defeat and put forward one of my
>> own. Since the side that wins must write history and I'm too lazy I must
>> allow you to acheive your destined defeat. This is my watery loo!
>
>History of the thread, part one, coming soon to a theatre near you.
YM "2013: The Year They Rereleased Contact"
>Starring Ben Affleck as Mike Sacks, Marlon Brando as P&SC, and Barbara
>Bain as Kibo.
Hey! I want Samuel Jackson to play me!
P&SC
...and Blackhawk should play Kibo