Free Crap! Free Crap from Blockbuster!

[James Kibo Parry]

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If you rent three or more videos at my local Blockbuster, you
get a "BONUS BOX!". (No, you don't get two for renting six.)

You get:

1/4 oz. Triples cereal (approximate weight--packet not labelled)
1/4 oz. Fingos finger cereal
1/4 oz. Golden Grahams cereal (with 3 Betty Crocker points on it!)
2 oz. Wishbone Santa Fe salad dressing
1.25 oz. Crunch & Munch Toffee Popcorn
1.5 Keebler Chocolate Graham Selects crackers, in a torn-open
packet to make them staler than graham normally is
1.5 oz. Keebler Harvest Wheats & Cheddar cracker snacks
2.5 oz. Planters Salted Peanuts, marked "89c"
2 Rain-Blo gumballs
Coupons for savings on lots more oversugared cereal

Total retail value of package: I'd say around 91c, counting the
peanuts. If I combine all three packets of cereal I'll get almost a serving!
I can't count them in the value because they say NOT FOR RESALE.
I'm going to mix all this junk food together (cereal, peanuts, salad
dressing, stale chocolate grahams, gumballs) and feed it to Denis Thatcher.

-- K.