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Ben Allard

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Aug 6, 2003, 1:29:36 AM8/6/03
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Instant Review: FLCL
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A play in no acts

[curtain up]

[enter Japan, America, Harry S Truman, and Causality]

Japan: BLAR! We are batshit-crazy moonmen, please bomb us to hell and
back!

America: Goodness gracious, what crazy-eyed rat-dancing is this?

Japan: We do make moon face at you!

America: Oh no! Defend us, Harry S Truman!

Time-Traveling Harry S Truman, Defeater of the Moonmen and Champion of the
Capital of Earth, America: Can do! [on the phone] Boys, you have the go-
ahead. Drop... the A-BOMB!

[Causality commits suicide]

[exuent]

--
Ben
Besides, Finns don't have evil twins, they have happy twins. --Ben Wolfson
Who commit anti-suicide and spring themselves into cheerful, sober
existence. Seems logical enough to me. --Andrew Pearson

Seebs

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Aug 6, 2003, 1:47:13 AM8/6/03
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In article <Xns93CFF1...@130.133.1.4>,
Ben Allard <bal...@wpi.edu> wrote:
> Instant Review: FLCL

This is the WACKIEST anime I have ever seen. I think I understood it up
until... well, let's be honest, until the first scene. Maybe.

-s
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Seebs

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Aug 6, 2003, 1:48:57 AM8/6/03
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In article <Xns93CFF1...@130.133.1.4>,
Ben Allard <bal...@wpi.edu> wrote:
> Instant Review: FLCL

BTW, I just have to clarify:

My wife absolutely *loves* FLCL, and agrees with my sentiment entirely:
This review accurately captures the feel of the show.

Kenton Cernea

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Aug 6, 2003, 2:09:42 AM8/6/03
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On 06 Aug 2003 05:47:13 GMT, se...@plethora.net (Seebs) wrote:

>In article <Xns93CFF1...@130.133.1.4>,
>Ben Allard <bal...@wpi.edu> wrote:
>> Instant Review: FLCL
>
>This is the WACKIEST anime I have ever seen. I think I understood it up
>until... well, let's be honest, until the first scene. Maybe.

The really funny thing about FLCL is how all the American otaku
wackjobs tried to dissect and analyze the show like it was another
Evangelion, even after Anno et al said it was just a bit of fun.


Kenton "Blue Three" Cernea
http://www.bluethree.us
Always a dull moment.

John Burrage

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Aug 6, 2003, 2:18:41 AM8/6/03
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Kenton Cernea <req...@socket.net> wrote:

>On 06 Aug 2003 05:47:13 GMT, se...@plethora.net (Seebs) wrote:
>
>>In article <Xns93CFF1...@130.133.1.4>,
>>Ben Allard <bal...@wpi.edu> wrote:
>>> Instant Review: FLCL
>>
>>This is the WACKIEST anime I have ever seen. I think I understood it up
>>until... well, let's be honest, until the first scene. Maybe.
>
>The really funny thing about FLCL

What is this "FLCL" of which you speak?

>is how all the American otaku


What is this "otaku" of which you speak?


>wackjobs

What are these "wackjobs" oh never mind.


--
John Burrage http://members.iinet.net.au/~burrage/
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cafeteriao style one liners." - George Hammond

Xaonon

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Aug 6, 2003, 3:12:57 AM8/6/03
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Ned i bach <8s61jvs32bkcdqgg2...@4ax.com>, Kenton Cernea
<req...@socket.net> teithant i thiw hin:

> On 06 Aug 2003 05:47:13 GMT, se...@plethora.net (Seebs) wrote:
>
> > In article <Xns93CFF1...@130.133.1.4>,
> > Ben Allard <bal...@wpi.edu> wrote:
> >
> > > Instant Review: FLCL
> >
> > This is the WACKIEST anime I have ever seen. I think I understood it up
> > until... well, let's be honest, until the first scene. Maybe.
>
> The really funny thing about FLCL is how all the American otaku
> wackjobs tried to dissect and analyze the show like it was another
> Evangelion, even after Anno et al said it was just a bit of fun.

But listening to them is half the fun. Unless you can trick someone into
trying to analyze Excel Saga, which would be even more entertaining.

--
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You were invisible. You were a werejackal. You were lucky. You are dead.

N. Gergen

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Aug 6, 2003, 3:28:45 AM8/6/03
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Xaonon <xao...@hotpop.com> wrote:

> Ned i bach <8s61jvs32bkcdqgg2...@4ax.com>, Kenton Cernea
> <req...@socket.net> teithant i thiw hin:
>
> > On 06 Aug 2003 05:47:13 GMT, se...@plethora.net (Seebs) wrote:
> >
> > > This is the WACKIEST anime I have ever seen. I think I understood it up
> > > until... well, let's be honest, until the first scene. Maybe.
> >
> > The really funny thing about FLCL is how all the American otaku
> > wackjobs tried to dissect and analyze the show like it was another
> > Evangelion, even after Anno et al said it was just a bit of fun.
>
> But listening to them is half the fun. Unless you can trick someone into
> trying to analyze Excel Saga, which would be even more entertaining.

Is this the death of irony?

Wmst.
N. Gergen
--
"One day it'll take,
and they'll start to make,
shirts that fit right."

Jeremy D. Impson

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Aug 6, 2003, 9:01:02 AM8/6/03
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On 6 Aug 2003, Ben Allard wrote:

> Instant Review: FLCL
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> A play in no acts
>
> [curtain up]
>
> [enter Japan, America, Harry S Truman, and Causality]
>
> Japan: BLAR! We are batshit-crazy moonmen, please bomb us to hell and
> back!
>
> America: Goodness gracious, what crazy-eyed rat-dancing is this?
>
> Japan: We do make moon face at you!
>
> America: Oh no! Defend us, Harry S Truman!
>
> Time-Traveling Harry S Truman, Defeater of the Moonmen and Champion of the
> Capital of Earth, America: Can do! [on the phone] Boys, you have the go-
> ahead. Drop... the A-BOMB!
>
> [Causality commits suicide]
>
> [exuent]

Instant Review:"Instant Review: FLCL"

GOOD FIRST ATTEMPT, BUT NEEDS MORE WACKINESS. AND LESS PLOT.

--Jeremy

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jdimpson can be contacted at acm dot org
http://impson.tzo.com/~jdimpson

The Avocado Avenger

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Aug 6, 2003, 1:00:10 PM8/6/03
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Kenton Cernea <req...@socket.net> writes:
>On 06 Aug 2003 05:47:13 GMT, se...@plethora.net (Seebs) wrote:
>>Ben Allard <bal...@wpi.edu> wrote:
>>> Instant Review: FLCL
>>
>>This is the WACKIEST anime I have ever seen. I think I understood it up
>>until... well, let's be honest, until the first scene. Maybe.

>The really funny thing about FLCL is how all the American otaku
>wackjobs tried to dissect and analyze the show like it was another
>Evangelion, even after Anno et al said it was just a bit of fun.

Unless "FLCL" is some sort of crazy whackjob kind of acronym for
"Banzai", I have no idea what you're going on about. But I liked Ben's
play, until the 3rd act when Kissinger elopes with Fred Astaire. I've
always thought Kissinger was more of a Burt Reynolds man. But otherwise
it was PURE GENIUS.

--
Stacia * sta...@world.std.com
The Avocado Avenger (dec'd)
"I love you. You've got to let me eat your brains."

Beable van Polasm

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Aug 6, 2003, 9:29:02 PM8/6/03
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Xaonon <xao...@hotpop.com> writes:

> Ned i bach <8s61jvs32bkcdqgg2...@4ax.com>, Kenton Cernea
> <req...@socket.net> teithant i thiw hin:
> >

> > The really funny thing about FLCL is how all the American otaku
> > wackjobs tried to dissect and analyze the show like it was another
> > Evangelion, even after Anno et al said it was just a bit of fun.
>
> But listening to them is half the fun. Unless you can trick someone
> into trying to analyze Excel Saga, which would be even more
> entertaining.

I'll give it a go! The dolphin can get a bit annoying, but the way you
can type numbers into the boxes and tell it to add them up, or even
multiply them is very handy. Some people even use it for drawing
graphs, but you shouldn't use it for writing letters or doing mail
merges because that's not what it's designed for. Be careful of macro
viruses however, because it's likely that you could lose massive
control if you get infected with one of these.


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was being faithful just last week when they had a threesome with another
woman. -- Jerry Springer
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