Instant Review: King Kong
Darla Vladschyk
Most Kibological movie evar. Giant brane-sucking marsh slugs of DOOM.
Also, face-eating bugs and a very large monkey.
Ann Darrow spends a lot of time racing through a jungly island in
lingerie, and yet, no bqqbies are seen. Amazing!
I haven't screamed in a movie since I was 7 years old.
I screamed, I laughed, I cried, I ate popcorn. What more could you
ask of a movie?
-=D=-
--
"I'm still here, you bastards!"
---Papillon
--
Kevin S. Wilson
<Darl...@Gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>Most Kibological movie evar. Giant brane-sucking marsh slugs of DOOM.
>
>Also, face-eating bugs and a very large monkey.
>
>Ann Darrow spends a lot of time racing through a jungly island in
>lingerie, and yet, no bqqbies are seen. Amazing!
>
>I haven't screamed in a movie since I was 7 years old.
>
>I screamed, I laughed, I cried, I ate popcorn. What more could you
>ask of a movie?
>
The bqqbies you mentioned earlier.
Like, duh.
Tim Chmielewski
news:dof9r1htpd3ufapg9...@4ax.com:
>
>
> Most Kibological movie evar. Giant brane-sucking marsh slugs of DOOM.
>
I am going to see it tomorrow as it is 3+ hours out of the 42degrees C~
100F heat in air conditioned comfort and I would watch a Baby Geniuses
double for that.
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Mark Edwards
No cluons were harmed when Darla Vladschyk <Darl...@Gmail.com>
wrote:
>I screamed, I laughed, I cried, I ate popcorn. What more could you
>ask of a movie?
Torrid sex in a darkened alcove, with gender of preference, during
the lingerie scenes?
Mark Edwards
--
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Otto Bahn
>>I screamed, I laughed, I cried, I ate popcorn. What more could you
>>ask of a movie?
>
> Torrid sex in a darkened alcove, with gender of preference, during
> the lingerie scenes?
"Torrid sex" should be redundant or you ain't doing it right.
--oTTo--
Less war
Darla Vladschyk
Darla Vladschyk
<Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote:
>[snips]
>
>No cluons were harmed when Darla Vladschyk <Darl...@Gmail.com>
>wrote:
>>I screamed, I laughed, I cried, I ate popcorn. What more could you
>>ask of a movie?
>
>Torrid sex in a darkened alcove, with gender of preference, during
>the lingerie scenes?
Ooops! Sorry again!
Darla Vladschyk
Yaay for oTTo.
Tim Chmielewski
news:Xns973D4CAB2A1...@130.133.1.4:
> Darla Vladschyk <Darl...@Gmail.com> wrote in
> news:dof9r1htpd3ufapg9...@4ax.com:
>
>>
>>
>> Most Kibological movie evar. Giant brane-sucking marsh slugs of
>> DOOM.
>>
> I am going to see it tomorrow as it is 3+ hours out of the 42degrees
> C~ 100F heat in air conditioned comfort and I would watch a Baby
> Geniuses double for that.
>
It turned out to be hotter when I got out of the movie when I went in so
it was all for naught. Also the giant penises with teeth were evil.
TARZAN SUPER APE An Origami Rock Opera
TARZAN: Aah aah aah ahh
CHORUS: Big white man from out of the sky (x4)
TARZAN: My name's Tarzan and I am an ape man
Yes I really am
JANE: His name's Tarzan and he is my love
BOMBA: He's my Daddy and I love him too
'Cause I'm Bomba the jungle boy
And I love you too, I really do
WITCH/DR: I, I am the Witch Doctor
And I hate them so
TARZAN: As I fly through the trees again si boo ba boppa
I got my wife and Bomba by my side
As we swing we go ohh ah ooh ooh ah ay
We go aaaaaahhhhhh!
WITCH/DR: As I see them fly through the sky
I tell you I feel like a mere mortal man
Standing here upon the ground
While he and Jane and Bomba in the sky
I wonder why
TARZAN: Evil witchdoctor come on here
I've got something to tell you
'Bout the woman I love
WITCH/DR: But you said you loved all the animals
TARZAN: I know I said that
WITCH/DR: Now they're made 'cause you've left them
For a woman of her kind
JANE: I'm not that kind of woman!
BOMBA: Mommy doesn't like you, daddy doesn't like you
And I don't like you much at all
Evil witchdoctor you're really small
Compared to daddy, isn't he daddy
WITCH/DR: Well you know, that's not a nice thing to say to me
Bomba gonna getcha
BOMBA: Help me daddy, you know I can't swim
Evil witchdoctor's gonna throw me in
TARZAN: Put down mah son, don't throw him to the alligators
WITCH/DR: I will
JANE: But we're happily married with four hairy children
His furry black hair it just brings out the animal
In me, I go bananas, I go bananas for him
WITCH/DR: She goes bananas for him
TARZAN: Oh, he's dying
CHORUS: As we see the boy
BOMBA: Can you see me daddy, I'm still here
JANE: I see my boy
BOMBA: Well come on will ya, come on
TARZAN: As the alligator drags him down to drown
BOMBA: Hey quit singing and do something will ya!
TARZAN: This looks like a job for Tarzan
How do you spell it?
You take a T and an A and an R and Z
And an A and N it spells Tarzan
Spell it!
CHORUS: You take a T and an A and an R and Z
And an A and N that spells Nazrat
TARZAN: Aint that sweet
Here I come on my way to save yer
Bomba baby, my sweet baby
BOMBA: I can see you comin' daddy
I can see you comin'
CHORUS: Big white man from out of the sky
Big white man it was Tarzan
WITCH/DR: But to me he's still brave
Gone to his watery grave
All the live he could save
He was Tarzan
JANE: And the elephants
CHORUS: They're cryin' for the love of you Tarzan
JANE: Hey yeah
I loved a man, not just any superman
He was an ape to me
And we'll miss you so, in the Jungle Book you know
We'll miss you Tarzan Super Ape
CHORUS: Super Ape, Super Ape (repeat)
TARZAN: Oh I was the king of the animals
Please forgive me I was wrong
I should've married oen of my own kind
But I hate gorillas
WITCH/DR: Well know he's gone, I don't know why
To that great waterhole in the sky
And we'll miss you in the Jungle Book of Life
ALLIGATOR: Tarzan sure tastes great!
Jeremy D. Impson
> Most Kibological movie evar. Giant brane-sucking marsh slugs of DOOM.
>
> Also, face-eating bugs and a very large monkey.
>
> Ann Darrow spends a lot of time racing through a jungly island in
> lingerie, and yet, no bqqbies are seen. Amazing!
>
> I haven't screamed in a movie since I was 7 years old.
>
> I screamed, I laughed, I cried, I ate popcorn. What more could you ask
> of a movie?
MORE popcorn.
--Jeremy
--
Jeremy Impson
jdimpson can be contacted at acm dot org
http://impson.tzo.com/~jdimpson
bar...@bookpro.com
<Darl...@Gmail.com> wrote:
>Most Kibological movie evar. Giant brane-sucking marsh slugs of DOOM.
>
>Also, face-eating bugs and a very large monkey.
>
>Ann Darrow spends a lot of time racing through a jungly island in
>lingerie, and yet, no bqqbies are seen. Amazing!
>
>I haven't screamed in a movie since I was 7 years old.
>
>I screamed, I laughed, I cried, I ate popcorn. What more could you
>ask of a movie?
I don't want those things from a movie. From a movie, I want
intellectual and aesthetic stimulation. When I want screaming,
laughing, crying, and popcorn, I have sex.
BW
Otto Bahn
>>I screamed, I laughed, I cried, I ate popcorn. What more could you
>>ask of a movie?
>
> I don't want those things from a movie. From a movie, I want
> intellectual and aesthetic stimulation. When I want screaming,
> laughing, crying, and popcorn, I have sex.
Good job! When "crying" is juxtaposed with "screaming", I
have to wonder if some "equipment" is involved, NTTIAWWT.
--oTTo--
bar...@bookpro.com
Note (FWIW) that "laughing" occurs between them.
And there's nearly always equipment involved in sex, or you're not
doing it right.
BW
Rose Marie Holt
"Otto Bahn" <GoAheadK...@Blew.Devels.com> wrote:
Well, oTTo, many people have sex with other people sometimes. In that
case there are at least two people involved. So there can be crying AND
screaming.
Also, it seems that for many people, crying and screaming can be signs
of ecstasy, not only pain. Altho it is true that equipment can cause
good feelings and sometimes "pain" is pleasurable.
HTH
Dr Ruth
Rose Marie Holt
Mark Edwards
No cluons were harmed when bar...@bookpro.com wrote:
>And there's nearly always equipment involved in sex, or you're
>not doing it right.
Just saw a headline tonight that said Texas is tops in equipment
theft. Then you post this.
Otto Bahn
>> >>I screamed, I laughed, I cried, I ate popcorn. What more could you
>> >>ask of a movie?
>> >
>> > I don't want those things from a movie. From a movie, I want
>> > intellectual and aesthetic stimulation. When I want screaming,
>> > laughing, crying, and popcorn, I have sex.
>>
>> Good job! When "crying" is juxtaposed with "screaming", I
>> have to wonder if some "equipment" is involved, NTTIAWWT.
>
> Well, oTTo, many people have sex with other people sometimes. In that
> case there are at least two people involved. So there can be crying AND
> screaming.
I don't claim to be Casanova or anything, but I've never
experienced crying during sex.
> Also, it seems that for many people, crying and screaming can be signs
> of ecstasy, not only pain.
I wouldn't call the weird sounds some women make crying.
Crying involves tears 'n stuff. "Crying out" is another
story, but that's two words, not one.
Goddammit! I just made myself think of Ayn Rand during
a conversation about sex. This is wrong. Wrong is not
right.
> Altho it is true that equipment can cause
> good feelings and sometimes "pain" is pleasurable.
Noted, and filed away.
--oTTo--
Kevin S. Wilson
>
>And there's nearly always equipment involved in sex, or you're not
>doing it right.
Yes, but the usual warnings about operating heavy equipment still
apply. Ask your doctor for details.
Chris McGonnell
First, movies don't give intellectual and aesthetic situations. Films
do that, but not as well as books and magazines. Second, popcorn
kernels hurt liek HELL the morning after.
--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"McGonnell, welcome to Plonksville, population: You" -- Stacia
bar...@bookpro.com
<sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 15:58:01 -0500, barbara wrote:
>
>>I don't want those things from a movie. From a movie, I want
>>intellectual and aesthetic stimulation. When I want screaming,
>>laughing, crying, and popcorn, I have sex.
>
>First, movies don't give intellectual and aesthetic situations.
Some do, though not many.
>Films do that,
Yes, as I said, some do, though not many.
"Films" is just another word for "movies." I'm not aware of any
distinction between the two.
>but not as well as books and magazines.
That's the main reason I seldom go to a movie. I prefer books. If I
want to spend a couple of hours doing something mindless to escape
reality, I go online. It's cheaper, it's more fun, there's more
variety, and I don't have to drive anywhere.
>Second, popcorn
>kernels hurt liek HELL the morning after.
I wouldn't know. I'll have to take your word for it.
BW
Rose Marie Holt
"Otto Bahn" <GoAheadK...@Blew.Devels.com> wrote:
> "Rose Marie Holt" <rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote
>
> I don't claim to be Casanova or anything, but I've never
^^^^^^^^
ITYM Marquis de Sade or Marquis de Masoch
> experienced crying during sex.
Well, I did. That was the day my ex was Very Very Bad Lizard and made
me do s+x and scared me a lot. Plus tore a perfectly good pair of
Jockeys for Her. *I* didnt technically have s+x but he had enough for
both of us. Or maybe it was one of the days he p+nched me for not doing
s+x, but that wouldnt count.
>
> I wouldn't call the weird sounds some women make crying.
> Crying involves tears 'n stuff. "Crying out" is another
> story, but that's two words, not one.
So noted. I think I cried during s+x at least once after leaving Teh
Asshole. I mean, after 15 years of, well, lets just say I was happy to
be on the right track re: , well, you know, lets just say tears of joy,
relief, renewed hope.
>
> Goddammit! I just made myself think of Ayn Rand during
> a conversation about sex. This is wrong. Wrong is not
> right.
Keep you A-- R--- fantasies to yourself. I have things to do today and
I cant be drifting off. Do this again and I will have to think about
YOU. You have been warned.*
>
> --oTTo--
*Flurting on intraweb doesnt count.
Rose Marie Holt
bar...@bookpro.com wrote:
> On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:20:40 -0500, Chris McGonnell
> <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 15:58:01 -0500, barbara wrote:
> >
> >>I don't want those things from a movie. From a movie, I want
> >>intellectual and aesthetic stimulation. When I want screaming,
> >>laughing, crying, and popcorn, I have sex.
> >
> >First, movies don't give intellectual and aesthetic situations.
>
> Some do, though not many.
>
> >Films do that,
>
> Yes, as I said, some do, though not many.
>
> "Films" is just another word for "movies." I'm not aware of any
> distinction between the two.
Boy, are you ever not a snob.
I suppose you eat at restaurants that arent Japanese or Thai or whatever
is hot these days (Basque).
>
> >but not as well as books and magazines.
>
> That's the main reason I seldom go to a movie. I prefer books.
I agree in most cases. Exception: About Schmidt. GREAT movie. Book -
not so great. Also, the original Grinch.
>If I
> want to spend a couple of hours doing something mindless to escape
> reality, I go online. It's cheaper, it's more fun, there's more
> variety, and I don't have to drive anywhere.
Netflix loves you. Unless you have to drive to your mailbox. Then
there is PPV.
Otto Bahn
>> I wouldn't call the weird sounds some women make crying.
>> Crying involves tears 'n stuff. "Crying out" is another
>> story, but that's two words, not one.
>
> So noted. I think I cried during s+x at least once after leaving Teh
> Asshole. I mean, after 15 years of, well, lets just say I was happy to
> be on the right track
Not counting the first 17 years of my life, you gots42
an order of magnitude on me. An order of great magnitude.
Magnificent magnitude! A firm and throbbing yet gentle
order of magnitude fit for a Harlequin romance novel (my
mom used to read those, and then give them to my grand-
mother when she was done).
>> Goddammit! I just made myself think of Ayn Rand during
>> a conversation about sex. This is wrong. Wrong is not
>> right.
>
> Keep you A-- R--- fantasies to yourself. I have things to do today and
> I cant be drifting off. Do this again and I will have to think about
> YOU.
Ark needs a sex ray to go along with that death ray. TimC
will be pleased to learn I'm thinking about the Almaboobies
and him RIGHT NOW!
> You have been warned.*
Loose lips sink slips.
--oTTo--
Jay Joel Jingleheimer Furr also reads rec.sport.football.college
And whenever he posts there, the people always swear
There goes Jay Joel Jingleheimer Furr!
bar...@bookpro.com
<rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>In article <km2or1lfoenlc8s0o...@4ax.com>,
> bar...@bookpro.com wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:20:40 -0500, Chris McGonnell
>> <sme...@NOkey-net.net> wrote:
>>
>> >On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 15:58:01 -0500, barbara wrote:
>> >
>> >>I don't want those things from a movie. From a movie, I want
>> >>intellectual and aesthetic stimulation. When I want screaming,
>> >>laughing, crying, and popcorn, I have sex.
>> >
>> >First, movies don't give intellectual and aesthetic situations.
>>
>> Some do, though not many.
>>
>> >Films do that,
>>
>> Yes, as I said, some do, though not many.
>>
>> "Films" is just another word for "movies." I'm not aware of any
>> distinction between the two.
>
>Boy, are you ever not a snob.
>
>I suppose you eat at restaurants that arent Japanese or Thai or whatever
>is hot these days (Basque).
Hah, if you could see where I live. Fried seafood is the specialty
around here. If you want fancy, you get it baked or broiled instead.
There is one *really* crappy Chinese restaurant in the next town, and
that's it for "ethnic" since Nick the Greek stopped making gyros at
the local roadhouse. Oh, wait, no--a Korean family opened up an
Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips franchise two towns over, and I'm
hoping they will start serving bulgogi too.
I don't eat out much.
>>If I
>> want to spend a couple of hours doing something mindless to escape
>> reality, I go online. It's cheaper, it's more fun, there's more
>> variety, and I don't have to drive anywhere.
>
>Netflix loves you. Unless you have to drive to your mailbox. Then
>there is PPV.
I do have a Netflix account, actually. A two-at-a-time model, since I
watch about that many in a month. From Netflix, I mostly get HBO TV
series (no cable at my house) and British TV stuff. I'm in the midst
of "Smiley's People" at the moment, which I've seen before. Alec
Guinness rawks! I do have "Crash" in my queue and a few others. I
just don't enjoy movies very much.
BW
Bryce Utting
> Goddammit! I just made myself think of Ayn Rand during
> a conversation about sex. This is wrong. Wrong is not
> right.
even MORE wrong would be thinking about her DURING sex.
from now on, I think you'd better check what you're thinking during
sex every time, and ask yourself "I'm not thinking of Ayn Rand, am I?"
butting (the expected answer is "no", btw)
--
I am very new to programming drivers so if I sound un-knowledgeable
then it's because I am.
-- first4internet's Ceri Coburn on writing Sony's DRM rootkit
Otto Bahn
>> Goddammit! I just made myself think of Ayn Rand during
>> a conversation about sex. This is wrong. Wrong is not
>> right.
>
> even MORE wrong would be thinking about her DURING sex.
Splfssspztzpoobish...
[Thud]
> from now on, I think you'd better check what you're thinking during
> sex every time, and ask yourself "I'm not thinking of Ayn Rand, am I?"
I'll get you for this.
> butting (the expected answer is "no", btw)
Asking the question would be more than enough.
--oTTo--
Patiently waiting for a situation to use "Ayn bier butting"
pete
> "Crash"
I didn't like it.
Pseudocomplexity:
a bunch of simple subplots artificially intertwined,
kind of like Syriana.
Two killers, one gets killed, the other sees the light,
kind of like Pulp Fiction.
--
pete
James Kibo Parry
>
> Otto Bahn (GoAheadK...@Blew.Devels.com) wrote:
> >
> > I don't claim to be Casanova or anything, but I've never
> ^^^^^^^^
>
> ITYM Marquis de Sade or Marquis de Masoch
I think he didn't. Because for there to have been a Marquis de Masoch,
Wanda would have had to have been whatever ranks above a Marquis but
is still female, and then we'd have to rewrite Kraft-Ebbing, and I can't
do that because I don't know whether Kraft or Ebbing was the woman.
I think the other one was a baron. You gotta be a baron or better to
make up new perversions and name them after marquises.
How come Kraft and Ebbing never name them after anyone I've met?
> > experienced crying during sex.
>
> Well, I did. That was the day my ex was Very Very Bad Lizard and made
> me do s+x and scared me a lot. Plus tore a perfectly good pair of
> Jockeys for Her. *I* didnt technically have s+x but he had enough for
> both of us. Or maybe it was one of the days he p+nched me for not doing
> s+x, but that wouldnt count.
Must... not... think... about... UNIX... augh... can't... make... pun...
on... the... word... "chmod"... also... keyboard... is... running... out...
of... triple... dots... now.
Also, I'm sorry he stretched your underpanties out of shape, but I guess
he didn't feel like buying ones that were his size. Did your underwear
stop getting secretly worn by people other than you after you left him?
If so, that proves my theory that the rapist was a jerk.
> > I wouldn't call the weird sounds some women make crying.
> > Crying involves tears 'n stuff. "Crying out" is another
> > story, but that's two words, not one.
>
> So noted. I think I cried during s+x at least once after leaving Teh
> Asshole. I mean, after 15 years of, well, lets just say I was happy to
> be on the right track re: , well, you know, lets just say tears of joy,
> relief, renewed hope.
Yep, sometimes tears are good. I would say sometimes I get the same
way when I see a really cool Yves Tanguy painting in person, but
such a comparison might not be construed as wholly equivalent.
Thought I might have fun smacking Tanguy around. "I'M HITTING YOU
BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR BLOBS!" Sorry, I don't know where that came from.
I think I'm going to blame this entire article on the flu.
Cough, cough.
Hey, maybe you could trick your ex into dressing up like Yves Tanguy
and I could beat him up and that would solve everyone's problems!
Well, it wouldn't solve mine, but it would exploit mine, and after
all it's good to have an excuse to beat a famous surrealist to death.
Also, I have the flu.
> > Goddammit! I just made myself think of Ayn Rand during
> > a conversation about sex. This is wrong. Wrong is not
> > right.
>
> Keep you A-- R--- fantasies to yourself.
Did you know Ayn Rand and Anne Rice are the same person except for
one letter of their name and all the stuff they wrote or did?
Makes you think real bad, no?
-- K.
Also, Bettie Page and
Betty Boop are almost
the same because a page
is part of a book and
a book is almost a boop.
cough
pete
> "I'm still here, you bastards!"
> ---Papillon
That's not really anything to shout about when you're a prisoner.
--
pete
Chris McGonnell
It is when they're trying to break your spirit and leave you a
soulless, shambling zombie.
--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?" --
oTTo
TomH
> On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 01:28:39 GMT, pete wrote:
>
>> Darla Vladschyk wrote:
>>
>>> "I'm still here, you bastards!"
>>> ---Papillon
>> That's not really anything to shout about when you're a prisoner.
>
> It is when they're trying to break your spirit and leave you a
> soulless, shambling zombie.
What makes you think that you have to be
imprisoned to become a soulless, shambling
zombie with a b0rken spirit?
--
TomH [ antonomasia <at> gmail <dot> com ]
Mark Edwards
Darla Vladschyk wrote:
>>> "I'm still here, you bastards!"
>>> ---Papillon
pete replied:
>>That's not really anything to shout about when you're a prisoner.
No cluons were harmed when Chris McGonnell <sme...@NOkey-net.net>
explained:
>It is when they're trying to break your spirit and leave you a
>soulless, shambling zombie.
Dammit, what is wrong with being a soulless, shambling zombie? It's
worked for me, most of my life. So back off, you life-ist bigot!
Mark South
What he said.
But first, leave us your BRAAAANES!!
--
mark south: world citizen, net denizen
echo znexfb...@lnubb.pb.hx|tr a-z n-za-m
"Take it? I can't even parse it!" - Kibo, in ARK
Chris McGonnell
So, you work for the Republican Party, or maybe FEMA? It could be
worse; you could work at Wal-Mart.
--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?" --
oTTo
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TomH
> On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 14:57:00 -0500, TomH wrote:
>
>> What makes you think that you have to be
>> imprisoned to become a soulless, shambling
>> zombie with a b0rken spirit?
>
> So, you work for the Republican Party, or maybe FEMA? It could be
> worse; you could work at Wal-Mart.
Thanks all the same. I think my unemployed, soulless,
spiritless zombie situation is better than these
options. ‚‚