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Lots42 - Back From Hospital Again

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Lots42

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Nov 17, 2012, 6:26:50 PM11/17/12
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Cellulitis. Flared up. Had to go to nice hospital. They kept me for a couple of days. According to my idiot roomie and his idiot visitors, Obama banned Twinkies because of his new health care plan.

Mark IV

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Nov 17, 2012, 9:41:01 PM11/17/12
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On Nov 17, 6:26 pm, Lots42 <lot...@gmail.com> wrote:
> According to my idiot roomie and his idiot visitors, Obama banned Twinkies because of his new health care plan.

Was his last name Trump?

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David DeLaney

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Nov 17, 2012, 11:10:20 PM11/17/12
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Nonsense. Sheer balderdash. Gammon AND spinach.

Twinkies got banned because we have run out of the stock of Illudium Q-37
Explosive Dough Modulators we got from the aliens.

Dave
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Adam Funk

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Nov 18, 2012, 4:13:22 PM11/18/12
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On 2012-11-18, David DeLaney wrote:

> On Sat, 17 Nov 2012 15:26:50 -0800 (PST), Lots42 <lot...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>Cellulitis. Flared up. Had to go to nice hospital. They kept me for a couple
>> of days.

Glad you're out.

>> According to my idiot roomie and his idiot visitors, Obama banned
>> Twinkies because of his new health care plan.

You said "idiot".

> Nonsense. Sheer balderdash. Gammon AND spinach.
>
> Twinkies got banned because we have run out of the stock of Illudium Q-37
> Explosive Dough Modulators we got from the aliens.

Do they come from Mars or Uranus?


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Mark IV

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Nov 18, 2012, 6:17:39 PM11/18/12
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You said Uranus.

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Leo

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Nov 18, 2012, 8:18:01 PM11/18/12
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On Sunday, 18 November 2012 09:56:51 UTC+10:30, Lots42 wrote:
> Cellulitis. Flared up. Had to go to nice hospital. They kept me for a couple of days. According to my idiot roomie and his idiot visitors, Obama banned Twinkies because of his new health care plan.

Glad you have recovered.
Just for the record, is cellulitis that affliction that makes your fatty bits bulge between the threads of your fish-net stockings?

David DeLaney

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Nov 18, 2012, 9:41:43 PM11/18/12
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:13:22 +0000, Adam Funk <a24...@ducksburg.com> wrote:
>On 2012-11-18, David DeLaney wrote:
>> Nonsense. Sheer balderdash. Gammon AND spinach.
>>
>> Twinkies got banned because we have run out of the stock of Illudium Q-37
>> Explosive Dough Modulators we got from the aliens.
>
>Do they come from Mars or Uranus?

They have to abide by Earth sanitary regulations, so you tell me.

Dave, all these recipes are yours, except Europa. attempt no croissants there

Lots42

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Nov 19, 2012, 9:07:47 PM11/19/12
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Bizarrely, that would be an honest to god consequence of cellulitis.

Glenn Knickerbocker

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Nov 20, 2012, 1:48:22 AM11/20/12
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Wait, I thought the lymphedema caused that, and then the cellulitis
caused the bulging fatty bits to SHE EXPLODE.

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Lots42

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Nov 20, 2012, 6:15:30 PM11/20/12
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On Tuesday, November 20, 2012 1:48:27 AM UTC-5, Not R wrote:
> On Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:07:47 -0800 (PST), Lots42 wrote:
>
> >On Sunday, November 18, 2012 8:18:02 PM UTC-5, Leo wrote:
>
> >> Just for the record, is cellulitis that affliction that makes your fatty
>
> >> bits bulge between the threads of your fish-net stockings?
>
> >Bizarrely, that would be an honest to god consequence of cellulitis.
>
>
>
> Wait, I thought the lymphedema caused that, and then the cellulitis
>
> caused the bulging fatty bits to SHE EXPLODE.
>
>

Now I've gone cross-eyed.

David DeLaney

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Nov 21, 2012, 12:10:17 AM11/21/12
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Lots42 <lot...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Not R wrote:
>> Wait, I thought the lymphedema caused that, and then the cellulitis
>> caused the bulging fatty bits to SHE EXPLODE.
>
>Now I've gone cross-eyed.

... not pear-shaped?

Dave
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