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Nicko

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Nov 24, 2009, 8:31:49 PM11/24/09
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On Nov 24, 6:05 pm, Mark Edwards <Mark-Edwa...@tx.rr.com> wrote:
> Had an office visit with the antibiotics doctor today. She said that
> everything looks fine - pictures of the wound, blood tests, etc. As a
> result, the blood vein catheter and associated IV pouch have been
> removed and replaced with a small bandage.
>
> No more trying to balance and control the double pendulums of two
> pouches. No more being jerked to a halt when the IV tube snags on a
> cabinet door.
>
> Maybe they'll let me get rid of the vacuum pouch when I see the
> surgeon in two more weeks.

So I take it your surgeon doesn't work for Dyson.

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Mark Edwards

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Nov 24, 2009, 8:47:42 PM11/24/09
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No cluons were harmed when Nicko wrote:
>So I take it your surgeon doesn't work for Dyson.

Well, his name is Dyslin, and the way money is being sucked out of my
pockets implies this may be a misspelling.


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Mark

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Nov 24, 2009, 9:25:36 PM11/24/09
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Walletectomy, the most common procedure.

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Nicko

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Nov 25, 2009, 7:24:18 AM11/25/09
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On Nov 24, 7:47 pm, Mark Edwards <Mark-Edwa...@comcast.net> wrote:
> No cluons were harmed when Nicko wrote:
>
> >So I take it your surgeon doesn't work for Dyson.
>
> Well, his name is Dyslin, and the way money is being sucked out of my
> pockets implies this may be a misspelling.

Holy sheepshit. You weren't even kidding about the name.

http://www.vitals.com/doctors/Dr_David_Dyslin.html

Creepy.

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Otto Bahn

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Nov 25, 2009, 10:01:07 AM11/25/09
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"Mark Edwards" <Mark-E...@tx.rr.com> wrote

One bag, one gone
Let's get together and toke that bong

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Dr. HotSalt

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Nov 25, 2009, 2:14:03 PM11/25/09
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Indeed.

"This doctor is accepting new patients"

But but but, what did he do with the OLD ONES!!?!?!?!??

Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn...


Dr. Hot"Ia! Dyslin ftaghn!"Salt

Mark Edwards

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Nov 25, 2009, 3:14:10 PM11/25/09
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No cluons were harmed when Dr. HotSalt wrote:
> "This doctor is accepting new patients"
>
> But but but, what did he do with the OLD ONES!!?!?!?!??

Sliced 'em up and ate 'em a piece at a time. Patients like that, you don't
eat 'em all at once.

David DeLaney

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Nov 25, 2009, 9:32:24 PM11/25/09
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Mark Edwards <Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote:
>No cluons were harmed when Dr. HotSalt wrote:
>> "This doctor is accepting new patients"
>>
>> But but but, what did he do with the OLD ONES!!?!?!?!??
>
>Sliced 'em up and ate 'em a piece at a time. Patients like that, you don't
>eat 'em all at once.

Besides, where did you THINK those skeletons that stand around in medical
schools come from anyway? Hmmm?

Dave
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