If I were an OS, you wouldn't call me "he", so that must be ruled out.
>
>Kibo _might_ be a satanic cult, with Spot (tm) as the grand wizard...
Sorry, Spot's not axxowed to be the grand wizard... he's JUST a DOG!
>
>Kibo _might_ be the only person around who greps the entire news spool
>looking for his name...
Not the entire /usr/news/spool. I go around the core files. Silly.
>
>Kibo _might_ be the inventor of Serious Putty (tm)...
No, but I did invent Silly Matter, the key ingredient in Silly Putty and
Pop Rocks and Edible Underwear.
>Kibo _might_ be a de-syple of "Bob"...
No. I paid "Bob" $20 to be FREE of that bastard. I even joined "Stamp
Out Bob" (send $1 to S.O.B., PO Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214).
>Kibo _might_ be this weeks Short Duration Personal Saviour...
I'm sorry, I refuse to save anyone who can't master the zen art of the
apostrophe.
>}Please, somebody out there...i is confused.
>
>Welcome to the 'net...
Welcome to "A Few Million Minutes With Kibo Rooney".
>I'm gonna warlord this in a second...
>
>} [.sig deleted]
Why would you warlord that one-line .sig? I think it's CLEVER to have
your .sig look as if some weenerbrane had deleted it, you weenerbrane.
-- Obik
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James "Kibo" Parry 271 Dartmouth St #3D, Boston MA 02116 (617)262-3922
ki...@world.std.com Independent graphic designer and typeface designer.
}>Kibo _might_ be the inventor of Serious Putty (tm)...
}
}No, but I did invent Silly Matter, the key ingredient in Silly Putty and
}Pop Rocks and Edible Underwear.
Darn... I was hoping to ftp some when I finally found a host that could
find world.std.com...
}>Kibo _might_ be a de-syple of "Bob"...
}
}No. I paid "Bob" $20 to be FREE of that bastard. I even joined "Stamp
}Out Bob" (send $1 to S.O.B., PO Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214).
Two weeks ago, I got to make faces behind "Bob"'s back in a bar! Then he
used his Pipe to suck beer from _someone else's_ glass!
}>Kibo _might_ be this weeks Short Duration Personal Saviour...
}
}I'm sorry, I refuse to save anyone who can't master the zen art of the
}apostrophe.
I considered it, and then I though, "No, I'm an English student. I don't
_like_ apostrophe catastrophes. Or the apostrophe catastrophe's
apostrophes."
}>I'm gonna warlord this in a second...
}>
}>} [.sig deleted]
}
}Why would you warlord that one-line .sig? I think it's CLEVER to have
}your .sig look as if some weenerbrane had deleted it, you weenerbrane.
}
} -- Obik
I'M NOT N0 WEENERBRANE, OBIK!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
If you had alt.fan.warlord in your .newsrc before alt.religion.kibology,
you'd see what I was warlording... Not as good as Greg Alt's, but hey...
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Chris Herborth, 3B Hons English RPW cjherborth@{rose|lotus}.waterloo.edu
GEnie: C.HERBORTH
"Believe me. The air is THICK with debacle."