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New Airline Regulations, A Suggestion.

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Darla Vladschyk

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Sep 12, 2001, 10:08:19 PM9/12/01
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1. No entrance to cockpit from passenger compartment. Planes
retro-fitted to seal off cockpit; crew enters through new dedicated
doorway in side of plane, directly into cockpit compartment, which is
also fitted with self-serve galley and tiny bathroom.

2. No carry-on luggage. At all. Prescription drugs, computers, and
jewelry to be checked in on-board safes.

3 No curbside baggage checks for domestic flights.

4. Everyone flies naked.


Thank you.
FAA: Please copy.

-=Darla=-

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Louis Nick III

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Sep 12, 2001, 11:33:06 PM9/12/01
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In article <3ba0140a....@news.eastlink.ca>, Darla Vladschyk wrote:
> 4. Everyone flies naked.

How will this affect the membership of the Mile-High Club, exactly?

THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES!

-LAN3
I know I am.

Jacob W. Haller

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Sep 13, 2001, 12:26:24 AM9/13/01
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Darla Vladschyk <DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> wrote:

[. . .]
> 4. Everyone flies naked.
[. . .]

BUT FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!

-jwgh

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"this is not a pipe" for a fish.'
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Sean Smith

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Sep 13, 2001, 8:48:51 AM9/13/01
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Darla Vladschyk wrote:
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> 4. Everyone flies naked.

OK, who's going to be the first male ARKian to say it:

"But how will I be able to get my seat tray all the way down?"

Oh, guess it was me.

Sean ("Large pitcher of ice water and a photo of Ernest Borgnine,
please") Smith
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Tim Serpas

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Sep 13, 2001, 11:48:00 AM9/13/01
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Darla Vladschyk <DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>2. No carry-on luggage. At all. Prescription drugs, computers, and
>jewelry to be checked in on-board safes.

Gah! If I don't have a book with me on the plane,
I go nuts.

>4. Everyone flies naked.

Okay, I guess I could find something to do....

Wretch

Otto Bahn

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Sep 13, 2001, 11:59:00 AM9/13/01
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Darla Vladschyk wrote:
>
> 1. No entrance to cockpit from passenger compartment. Planes
> retro-fitted to seal off cockpit; crew enters through new dedicated
> doorway in side of plane, directly into cockpit compartment, which is
> also fitted with self-serve galley and tiny bathroom.

Are you trying to bankrupt Kibo or just --

> 4. Everyone flies naked.

...trying to make me horny and nauseous
at the same time?

--oTTo--

GRANDMA STAYS HOME!!!

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