Twice.
Nick S Bensema
I thought going to Jason's today would be cool for two reasons: for one,
I'd meet Bev, and second I'd finally get a chance to see how some of my
Atari stuff would fare in a social situation.
First, well few played the Atari. Jason himself had a lot of fun
with it, and Chas made an effort to seem interested, but everyone
else was oblivious to it. I think I just invested too much of
myself in bringing it; I should have known it would be little more
than a slight distraction. But I spent a lot of time picking which
games to bring and stuff, and packing up all the stuff so it'd be
easy to carry around. And as a result, I felt personally rejected
when it didn't get a lot of attention. I should have just grabbed
that box of games I had set aside for garage sales and a console
and just threw it all in a bag, then if nobody played it'd be no
big deal.
Second, Bev was cool and everything. But, she was EXACTLY like
all of Jason's other female friends. It was uncanny. And I couldn't
connect her to what I knew of her so far. At least she seems happier
in real life. But we had nothing to talk about. It's like, oh, now
we know what each other looks like. That's about it. She got along
fine with everyone else though. It was like I was in #genx again.
She convinced me to put black lipstick on, I looked at myself and
washed it off immediately. I didn't want to be a goth, and it
didn't match my white hair. Then everyone started talking about
hair dye. I mean, seriously talking, about how my hair would take
it, despite all my protest about the lipstick and stuff.
Anyway, I don't read alt.fan.wednesday. And it was like I was the
only one there who didn't. Everyone else seemed to know she had
some goth boyfriend from/in the U.K. and all this other stuff.
But as I went to explain this to her, in order to avoid misunderstandings
later on, I walked in on a conversation where she was explaining
where she lives, obviously to other non-readers. Duh.
Eventually, the part of my brain that makes happiness just shut
down. I felt horrible most of the time. I guess I built it all
up and stuff and was disappointed on both counts.
I should have known from the start that people who know how to
converse have little use for video games. So it should be no
surprise that everyone ignored it, and I should have been more
surprised that Jason actually played it some.
And I should have known, and in fact I knew but was told otherwise,
that I hardly know Bev, so it should be no surprise that it felt
like I was meeting her for the first time.
This is not to say that I won't do this again, but I'll take it a lot
less seriously next time if it's just some person whom I've e-mailed
five or six times and never really talked to real-time. When Jaffo
comes down to Phoenix I'll be sure to meet him and Jen, but I won't
really expect it to take up a whole day. And if someone visits who
I've talked a lot with, like Stephen Tanner or one of them, then
I'll expect to have more to talk about.
And next time I'm invited somewhere, I'll bring food. Equipment and
video tapes generally do better when lent out, than brought for a
single get-together in which I can account for its usage the whole
time it's there. I wonder if it would have been worse if everyone
had been playing. I'd be embarassed, probably. I'd feel surrounded.
--
Nick Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> 98-KUPD Red Card #710563 UIN: 2135445
~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Prepare ship for ludicruos speed!
http://www.climatefacts.org/ - Everyone but the bad boys have to behave.
The Dastardly Jaffo
Dear Nick:
It might not be you.
Jaffo
--
"When it was announced at the dinner table by yours truly
that if I had my way I would be running down the street
naked with my hair on fire masturbating to LaBamba, singing
La Cu Ca Racha and shooting people with an assault rifle
I knew that I had a great, if uncertain, destiny. -- Cronan
Maelstrom
ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) wrote thus:
>I thought going to Jason's today would be cool for two reasons: for one,
>I'd meet Bev, and second I'd finally get a chance to see how some of my
>Atari stuff would fare in a social situation.
Thats where you went wrong Nick. If I ever meet up with Bev I'm going to
bring along my webtv. Man I'll be the hit of the party.
>First, well few played the Atari. Jason himself had a lot of fun
>with it, and Chas made an effort to seem interested, but everyone
>else was oblivious to it. I think I just invested too much of
>myself in bringing it; I should have known it would be little more
>than a slight distraction. But I spent a lot of time picking which
>games to bring and stuff, and packing up all the stuff so it'd be
>easy to carry around. And as a result, I felt personally rejected
>when it didn't get a lot of attention.
<cute little Austrian girl>
Aaaw I'll play with you Nicky-Wicky.
*kiss*
</cute little Austrian girl>
--Maelstrom
"Piglet, who said, "Well, it isn't a sponge and it isn't quite poo,
so it must be spooge, which is both and neither." This made Eeyore cry
so Tigger jumped up and down on him to cheer him up but that just killed him."
Kibo
Nick S Bensema
In article <347979c4...@news.m.iinet.net.au>,
Maelstrom <mael...@deathsdoor.com> wrote:
>ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) wrote thus:
>
>>I thought going to Jason's today would be cool for two reasons: for one,
>>I'd meet Bev, and second I'd finally get a chance to see how some of my
>>Atari stuff would fare in a social situation.
>
>Thats where you went wrong Nick. If I ever meet up with Bev I'm going to
>bring along my webtv. Man I'll be the hit of the party.
Next time I go somewhere, I will bring only food. I don't have to pack
up food and bring it home. And I'd invest less time in getting food
than I would in collecting old electronic shit for two years, so I
wouldn't have this extra-cool food that has years of history behind it.
And food isn't geeky. Ever. Name me a geeky food.
Discord
In article <65c270$h...@nntp02.primenet.com>,
Pizza, delivery chinese, and doritos: the Holy Trinity.
Tom Tomorrow
!quiche.
B. Chas Parisher
>I'd meet Bev, and second I'd finally get a chance to see how some of my
>Atari stuff would fare in a social situation.
And, it's quite impossible to deny that both happened. Bev was met
and both Atari's were in a social situation.
>First, well few played the Atari. Jason himself had a lot of fun
>with it, and Chas made an effort to seem interested, but everyone
>else was oblivious to it.
Well... I was like pulled in all sorts of directions. And stuff. The
only time I see most of these people are at Jason's parties, so I try
and spend time to catch up a little.
>Second, Bev was cool and everything. But, she was EXACTLY like
>all of Jason's other female friends. It was uncanny.
Really?? *boggle*
I mean, I see some commonalities... but but... they're different!
>And I couldn't
>connect her to what I knew of her so far.
1. Conical cleavage. Check.
2. Eclectic CD collection. Check.
3. Sense of humor. Check.
4. Religious convictions.
(of some sort. :) ) Check.
5. Matches little toony gif. Check.
6. Same voice as on the phone. Check.
If that wasn't Bev, it was a good replacement.
>At least she seems happier
>in real life. But we had nothing to talk about. It's like, oh, now
>we know what each other looks like. That's about it. She got along
>fine with everyone else though. It was like I was in #genx again.
I admit, I wasn't exactly the life of the party either. But, you
know, that's me. And I accept that. I have fun in my own way.
>She convinced me to put black lipstick on, I looked at myself and
>washed it off immediately. I didn't want to be a goth, and it
>didn't match my white hair. Then everyone started talking about
>hair dye. I mean, seriously talking, about how my hair would take
>it, despite all my protest about the lipstick and stuff.
But it looked sooo cute!!
Of course, I was of the camp that you shouldn't dye your hair. It's
cool the way it is.
>Anyway, I don't read alt.fan.wednesday. And it was like I was the
>only one there who didn't. Everyone else seemed to know she had
>some goth boyfriend from/in the U.K. and all this other stuff.
AFAIK, only Jason and I read AFWd. Everyone else musta got the inside
scoop from either Jason or Bev. *shrug*
>But as I went to explain this to her, in order to avoid misunderstandings
>later on, I walked in on a conversation where she was explaining
>where she lives, obviously to other non-readers. Duh.
Oh. Ok. And stuff.
>And I should have known, and in fact I knew but was told otherwise,
>that I hardly know Bev, so it should be no surprise that it felt
>like I was meeting her for the first time.
Well, yeah. There is a noticable difference between email/usenet/irc
and rl. No matter -who- you're meeting.
>This is not to say that I won't do this again, but I'll take it a lot
>less seriously next time if it's just some person whom I've e-mailed
>five or six times and never really talked to real-time. When Jaffo
>comes down to Phoenix I'll be sure to meet him and Jen, but I won't
>really expect it to take up a whole day. And if someone visits who
>I've talked a lot with, like Stephen Tanner or one of them, then
>I'll expect to have more to talk about.
It goes without saying.
--B. Chas Parisher
PS: Nick, did you forget your T-Shirt???
Thomas R Scudder
Discord (ti...@huitzilo.tezcat.com) aseioniezi:
: In article <65c270$h...@nntp02.primenet.com>,
: Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> wrote:
: >And food isn't geeky. Ever. Name me a geeky food.
: Pizza, delivery chinese, and doritos: the Holy Trinity.
Ramen Noodles. Especially uncooked.
--
Tom Scudder aka tom...@umich.edu <*> http://www-personal.umich.edu/~tomscud
"They're like INSANE DWARVES! I can't relate to THAT!" - Tom Tomorrow
(Especially just eating the special flavoring packet w/o the noodles.)
Thomas R Scudder
Discord (ti...@huitzilo.tezcat.com) aseioniezi:
: In article <65c270$h...@nntp02.primenet.com>,
: Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> wrote:
: >And food isn't geeky. Ever. Name me a geeky food.
: Pizza, delivery chinese, and doritos: the Holy Trinity.
Live chickens.
Andrew Jeanes
In article <65cd5k$975$5...@newbabylon.rs.itd.umich.edu>,
Thomas R Scudder <tom...@umich.edu> wrote:
>Discord (ti...@huitzilo.tezcat.com) aseioniezi:
>: In article <65c270$h...@nntp02.primenet.com>,
>: Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> wrote:
>: >And food isn't geeky. Ever. Name me a geeky food.
>
>: Pizza, delivery chinese, and doritos: the Holy Trinity.
>
>Live chickens.
Oh, and dry white toast.
Andrew
Kenneth Fair
In article <65c270$h...@nntp02.primenet.com>, ni...@primenet.com (Nick S
Bensema) wrote:
>And food isn't geeky. Ever. Name me a geeky food.
E-Z-Cheez on Saltines with grape Kool-Ade.
--
KEN FAIR - U. Chicago Law | <http://student-www.uchicago.edu/users/kjfair>
Of Counsel, U. of Ediacara | Power Mac! | CABAL(tm) | I'm w/in McQ - R U?
"Any smoothly functioning technology will be
indistinguishable from a rigged demo." Isaac Asimov
Bill Newcomb
In article <65cd5k$975$5...@newbabylon.rs.itd.umich.edu>,
Thomas R Scudder <tom...@umich.edu> wrote:
>: In article <65c270$h...@nntp02.primenet.com>,
No, no, not THAT kind of geeky. Sheesh.
--
nu...@best.com | "Tcl is EVIL! RMS said so himself!" (rone)
Nick S Bensema
In article <2FF607670D03399A.E1660679...@library-proxy.airnews.net>,
L Shelton Bumgarner <lee...@nottowayez.net> wrote:
>On 23 Nov 1997 23:24:01 -0700, ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema)
>wrote:
>
>>I thought going to Jason's today would be cool for two reasons: for one,
>>I'd meet Bev, and second I'd finally get a chance to see how some of my
>>Atari stuff would fare in a social situation.
>
>narrative full of navel-gazing whimpering."
>
>The story of my life.
>
>Nick and Jaffo can do all the "navel-gazing whimpering" they wanna do
>'cause they sit at the kewl table and I get picked whenever *I* do it.
First of all, I thought it would be best that people get an accurate
account of what happened when we met, lest people start their own
rumors.
In fact, I'd be interested in finding out how everyone thought it
WOULD go, before the event. Honestly. I'll bet at least one person
thought it would be the biggest disaster since Hurricane Andrew,
and at least one person thought we'd become yet another cute
Kibologist couple.
As for why I'm allowed to whine and you're not, it's because I
bring up legitimate issues which affect my life today and seek
advice on how to make things better, and people can respond to
that.
Nobody can help you go back and be cool in high school, and nobody
can help you with Wired and the Well because it's not your problem;
it's a gripe which few people care about. These are non-issues.
In faaact.....
See, you put your response in alt.society.high-school! What the
hell is that all about? I graduated last year! And
alt.online-service.well? That's, like... you cross-posted there for
no reason! They're your alt.webgod and ne.general!
With Speedbump, it was rent control. With Goober, it was medical
marijuana. With Bum, it's the kewl table, and it's getting pretty
bad.
Room 101
On 24 Nov 1997, Nick S Bensema wrote:
> First of all, I thought it would be best that people get an accurate
> account of what happened when we met, lest people start their own
> rumors.
So the one about you two in the Volvo with the guacamole dip and Strom
Thurmond is just a rumor, right? Damn. I really liked that one.
wenchpoet
Darla
Tjames Madison wrote:
> You put on the pants! <---- and this, _this_ my friend, is where
you go so terribly wrong.
I am sorry for you.
o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o
And Nick: My friend, The Goddess, says you are not boring. You are
weird, and cute, but not boring.
I thought you would want to know.
Darla
Life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extempouranea
And love is a thing that can never go wrong
And I am Marie of Roumania --Dorothy Parker
L Shelton Bumgarner
>I thought going to Jason's today would be cool for two reasons: for one,
>I'd meet Bev, and second I'd finally get a chance to see how some of my
>Atari stuff would fare in a social situation.
I write something like this an it's "a boring, unfunny personal
narrative full of navel-gazing whimpering."
The story of my life.
Nick and Jaffo can do all the "navel-gazing whimpering" they wanna do
'cause they sit at the kewl table and I get picked whenever *I* do it.
>She convinced me to put black lipstick on, I looked at myself and
>washed it off immediately. I didn't want to be a goth, and it
>didn't match my white hair. Then everyone started talking about
>hair dye. I mean, seriously talking, about how my hair would take
>it, despite all my protest about the lipstick and stuff.
This reminds me of recent episode of "Austin Stories."
excuse me while I share an inner laugh...
<pause>
<pause>
<pause>
Ahhhhh..
>Anyway, I don't read alt.fan.wednesday. And it was like I was the
>only one there who didn't. Everyone else seemed to know she had
>some goth boyfriend from/in the U.K. and all this other stuff.
>But as I went to explain this to her, in order to avoid misunderstandings
>later on, I walked in on a conversation where she was explaining
>where she lives, obviously to other non-readers. Duh.
No one mentioned MY posts to alt.fan.wednesday?
>
>Eventually, the part of my brain that makes happiness just shut
>down.
Dood, how many times do I have to tell you that coke messes up your
whole endorphen system!
>And I should have known, and in fact I knew but was told otherwise,
>that I hardly know Bev, so it should be no surprise that it felt
>like I was meeting her for the first time.
The one time I went to a DAQ (which is essentially a party for users
of JMU's BB system {who are often refered to as VAX Nerds}) I felt
totally freaked out. Everyone else was either goth, gay (not that
there's anything wrong with that) or both.
lee
--
L. Shelton Bumgarner -- Keeper of the Great Renaming FAQ
Nattering Nabob of Negativism * http://www.nottowayez.net/~leebum
news:alt.society.generation-x.ls-bumgarner
Matt McIrvin
Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> wrote:
> Anyway, I don't read alt.fan.wednesday. And it was like I was the
> only one there who didn't. Everyone else seemed to know she had
> some goth boyfriend from/in the U.K. and all this other stuff.
> But as I went to explain this to her, in order to avoid misunderstandings
> later on, I walked in on a conversation where she was explaining
> where she lives, obviously to other non-readers. Duh.
>
> Eventually, the part of my brain that makes happiness just shut
> down. I felt horrible most of the time. I guess I built it all
> up and stuff and was disappointed on both counts.
Ah well. Sounds like an alt.folklore.urban gathering that I went to once
in New York with Kibo. I had gone to various AFU meetings before and had
a fine time there, but this time, I had forgotten that I hadn't actually
read the group in many months and hadn't posted in even longer, and that
nobody knew who I was, and that I didn't know who many of them were.
Also, I was slightly ill, had a splitting headache, and was feeling
depressed about my lack of thesis progress. So I came across as Kibo's
rather withdrawn, anonymous sidekick. The whole thing was an achy
depressive blur to me. I even forgot that I had met Ted Frank there
until he brought it up the other day at his wedding reception.
So, anyway, in my experience MANY Kibologists are more fun than FEW
Kibologists (with certain exceptions), I guess, would be my basic
central point here, if there were one. And to illustrate my point, see
this simple laboratory demonstration. MANY Kibologists?
[Stefan Kapusniak, Bev White, David DeLaney, Ellen Holmes, RonE, Lupus
Yonderboy, Bruce Ediger, Joe Bay, Lisa Pea, Jaffo, Andrew Jeanes, Scott
Ramming, Hong Ooi, Maelstrom, and Stephen Tanner frolic amongst an
admiring crowd of attractive, bikini-clad young men and women of all
sexual orientations. They all cheer with enthusiasm at the fun they are
having!]
And how much fun are YOU having, FEW Kibologists?
[We see a car. Banging noises are coming from the trunk because
Roger Douglas and Ben Weiner are trapped inside.]
A textbook illustration of my basic hypothesis! And how about YOU, OTHER
FEW Kibologists?
[Kia Mennie and Ted Frank shove their hands into the camera lens.]
Uh-oh, looks like we've found AN EXCEPTION! Our result was UNEXPECTED.
That does NOT mean that it is wrong. However, it is unusual enough that
it should not be used. That's the Scientific Method!
--
Font-o-Meter! Proportional Monospaced
^
Physics, humor, Stanislaw Lem reviews: http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/
Roger Douglas
On Mon, 24 Nov 1997 16:14:35 GMT, ba...@netcom.com (B. Chas Parisher)
wrote:
>Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> wrote:
[stuff]
Dear Mr. Bensema,
Our records indicate that you have exceeded your angst quota for the
six-month period July to December 1997.
We regret to advise that under Usenet Content Regulations (1994) you
are now limited to posting bland affirmations of contentment, good
will, bonhomie and positive self-image until such time as next
period's allocation is credited to your account on January 1st 1998.
It is fortunate that the forthcoming seasonal celebrations offer
excellent opportunities for articles of the prescribed nature.
Failure to post within the prescribed contraints may result in
immediate disciplinary action without further notice.
Yours faithfully,
Gogol Drauser
(Asst. Quality Supervisor, Usenet Monitoring Commission)
Tjames Madison
In alt.religion.kibology L Shelton Bumgarner <lee...@nottowayez.net> wrote:
: On 23 Nov 1997 23:24:01 -0700, ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema)
: wrote:
: >I thought going to Jason's today would be cool for two reasons: for one,
: >I'd meet Bev, and second I'd finally get a chance to see how some of my
: >Atari stuff would fare in a social situation.
: I write something like this an it's "a boring, unfunny personal
: narrative full of navel-gazing whimpering."
Yes.
Nick's story was also boring, unfunny, and rife with personal narrative
full of navel-gazing whimpering.
: The story of my life.
It could be worse: You wake up! You get out of bed! You take a shower!
You pick out a shirt! You pick out some pants! You put on the shirt!
You put on the pants! You put on your shoes! You choose a breakfast
cereal! You eat the breakfast cereal! You get in your car! Your car
won't start! You pick up a rifle! You kill everyone you see! You go to
jail! You wake up and it was a dream! You get out of bed! You take a
shower! You pick out a shirt!
: Nick and Jaffo can do all the "navel-gazing whimpering" they wanna do
: 'cause they sit at the kewl table and I get picked whenever *I* do it.
Jaffo's journals are also boring, unfunny, and full of navel-gazing
whimpering as expressed through personal narrative. Nick is boring, you
are boring; all three of you are boring. Tedious! I like all of you,
pretty much.
I just want to make that clear, Lee; you're singled out because of
some other reasons beside your navel-gazing. I am not allowed to reveal
those reasons for the same kind of reasons why you are not allowed to take
pinecones out of California state redwood parks. Or another good analogy
would be the Prime Directive on that Space Track show.
As Jimmy Durante once said, "Fukken blah blah blah blah."
--
RoR-Alucard | http://www.pigdog.org
~worship no false kibos~
L Shelton Bumgarner
On 24 Nov 1997 22:34:00 -0700, ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema)
wrote:
>In article <2FF607670D03399A.E1660679...@library-proxy.airnews.net>,
>L Shelton Bumgarner <lee...@nottowayez.net> wrote:
>>On 23 Nov 1997 23:24:01 -0700, ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>I thought going to Jason's today would be cool for two reasons: for one,
>>>I'd meet Bev, and second I'd finally get a chance to see how some of my
>>>Atari stuff would fare in a social situation.
>>
>>I write something like this an it's "a boring, unfunny personal
>>narrative full of navel-gazing whimpering."
>>
>>The story of my life.
>>
>>Nick and Jaffo can do all the "navel-gazing whimpering" they wanna do
>>'cause they sit at the kewl table and I get picked whenever *I* do it.
>
>First of all, I thought it would be best that people get an accurate
>account of what happened when we met, lest people start their own
>rumors.
>
>In fact, I'd be interested in finding out how everyone thought it
>WOULD go, before the event. Honestly. I'll bet at least one person
>thought it would be the biggest disaster since Hurricane Andrew,
>and at least one person thought we'd become yet another cute
>Kibologist couple.
>
>As for why I'm allowed to whine and you're not, it's because I
>bring up legitimate issues which affect my life today and seek
>advice on how to make things better, and people can respond to
>that.
>
>Nobody can help you go back and be cool in high school, and nobody
>can help you with Wired and the Well because it's not your problem;
>it's a gripe which few people care about. These are non-issues.
>
>In faaact.....
>
>See, you put your response in alt.society.high-school! What the
>hell is that all about?
Uh, well, I found what I was writing about to be "high schoolish"
> I graduated last year! And
>alt.online-service.well? That's, like... you cross-posted there for
>no reason!
No, it Makes Me Happy to imagine some "(WELL)pern" poking about Usenet
and finding the WELL newsfroup full of my x-posts. It's not like
anyone's using the damn group to begin with.
>They're your alt.webgod and ne.general!
>
>With Speedbump, it was rent control. With Goober, it was medical
>marijuana. With Bum, it's the kewl table, and it's getting pretty
>bad.
Hmm, I don't know if you're being serious or, like me, being goofy
sans "8-)".
lee
it's kinda like an injoke 'cause you have to know my online "persona."
I wasn't being serious. I really don't care if you post about
introspective things to a.r.k. I know I can't do it without someone
making a snide remark (for whatever reason.) Big deal. Maybe 'cause I
haven't met any Kibologists in person (although I will be the first to
admit that I _was_ invited to The Wedding but wasn't able to attend.)
Tjames Madison
Matt McIrvin <mmci...@world.std.com> wrote:
: [Stefan Kapusniak, Bev White, David DeLaney, Ellen Holmes, RonE, Lupus
: Yonderboy, Bruce Ediger, Joe Bay, Lisa Pea, Jaffo, Andrew Jeanes, Scott
: Ramming, Hong Ooi, Maelstrom, and Stephen Tanner frolic amongst an
: admiring crowd of attractive, bikini-clad young men and women of all
: sexual orientations. They all cheer with enthusiasm at the fun they are
: having!]
I hate you, Matt McIrvin, for not inviting me to the Kibologist Bikini
Beach Bingo party. I knew there was something other than the ears I
didn't like about you.
: And how much fun are YOU having, FEW Kibologists?
I am driving a Sherman Tank! It has a button called "FIND MATT" in it!
[Alternately I am holding a bomb over your head and I am chanting: TICK!
TOCK! TICK! TOCK! You are nervous and uncomfortable and then the
microwave chimes as it finishes heating up my burrito. Oops!]
Jason and Heather
WARNING! The following is not funny.
Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> wrote:
>
> First of all, I thought it would be best that people get an accurate
> account of what happened when we met, lest people start their own
> rumors.
>
> In fact, I'd be interested in finding out how everyone thought it
> WOULD go, before the event. Honestly. I'll bet at least one person
> thought it would be the biggest disaster since Hurricane Andrew,
> and at least one person thought we'd become yet another cute
> Kibologist couple.
>
> As for why I'm allowed to whine and you're not, it's because I
> bring up legitimate issues which affect my life today and seek
> advice on how to make things better, and people can respond to
> that.
Nick, m'boy...
See, the real problem is that Nick doesn't do enough drugs. I'm
serious about this. He's manic. People who meet him for the first
time think he's on speed. He needs some downers to get to the same
place everyone else starts out at. He's got that whole zero-attention-
span, random fixation thing going on.
And right now, he's fixating on Wednesday and Atari. As far as
fixations go, not bad, but at this point, just not fixating period
would be a good thing.
I used to be exactly the same way, so I sympathize, but man, hit
the "smack" button on your Tamagothi. Oh wait, you're not a goth.
Take some smack anyway. You're allowed.
jason
--
"The man who marries a modern woman marries a woman who expects to vote
like a man, smoke like a man, have her hair cut like a man, and go without
restrictions and without chaperones and obey nobody."
BOBBED HAIR - John R. Rice, 1941 http://www.primenet.com/~steiners/
Stefan Kapusniak
In alt.religion.kibology, Darla <da...@ns.accessone.com> wrote:
>o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o
>And Nick: My friend, The Goddess, says you are not boring. You are
>weird, and cute, but not boring.
>
>I thought you would want to know.
Darn, I wish I could identify needs for moral support and then
satisfy them like that, instead of impatiently wielding large
bludgeons THAT EXPLAIN THE ENTIRE WORLD IN ONE SENTENCE...
...Darla, what do you consider as the high points of your technique,
that ever Kibologist should know?
Please share your secret knowledge.
-- Kapusniak, Stefan m
E Teflon Piano
In article <65c270$h...@nntp02.primenet.com>, ni...@primenet.com (Nick S
Bensema) wrote:
}And food isn't geeky. Ever. Name me a geeky food.
Strained peas.
--
E Teflon Piano is now AppleEvent aware, and is running under Mac OS 8.
ŠE[dibs] 1994-1997
Maelstrom
> up food and bring it home. And I'd invest less time in getting food
> than I would in collecting old electronic shit for two years, so I
> wouldn't have this extra-cool food that has years of history behind it.
>
Well according to the PK commercials eating onions is like ewww onion-breath
nerrrd. But if you have some chewing gum afterwards you're cool and you can be
one of the beautiful people again. Also I suppose a fetish for eccentric pizza
toppings could be considered geeky unless you manage to make it look like you're
a wild and wacky guy. Also I remember in primary school when we had one of
those parties where everyone had to bring a plate of food and the standard thing
was to bring fairy-bread(little slices of bread with hundreds and thousands
sprinkled all over) and I brought wholemeal bread instead of white bread.
Ayeeee. The shame. The burning shame. You just turn on your webtv and travel
back in time Mr. Bensema and you tell that ostracised little boy there is no
such thing as a geeky food. DAMN YOU!!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!
--Lee. S. Maelstrom
Wednesday
In article <65do08$d...@nntp02.primenet.com>,
Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> wrote:
>First of all, I thought it would be best that people get an accurate
>account of what happened when we met, lest people start their own
>rumors.
>
>In fact, I'd be interested in finding out how everyone thought it
>WOULD go, before the event. Honestly. I'll bet at least one person
>thought it would be the biggest disaster since Hurricane Andrew,
>and at least one person thought we'd become yet another cute
>Kibologist couple.
*blink* You mean this was something that had a number of people anticipating
outcomes? I have a hard time believing that people CARE enough about what
happens when Nick and Bev meet to start wild rumours or to have opinions
of this type. And, well, if they do, I sure don't know about it, and it's
probably a good thing that I don't.
I'm also failing to see what the problem was. There were a lot of people at
the party who were really cool and fun to talk to, there were munchies,
and there was conversation, and so on. The garlic popcorn wasn't finished,
either, but this doesn't bother me tremendously.
And if this is all because I'm dating "some goth in the UK" (we weren't
posting directly about it for a number of reasons), um.... Chill? It
was a recent, sudden, and rather unexpected development in both of our
lives, especially since I never expected anyone to ever love me after 1995,
but it's certainly not something I felt like splattering around the USENET.
We're CUTE in my froup, but that's about it.
I suddenly feel like I was obligated to have some kind of reaction upon
meeting you, and, er, I don't do that, you know? Things happen, and it's
*hard* to be around someone who's concerned to the point of near-exclusive
fixation with How Things Are Going, let alone when you have to live up to
some standard you were previously unaware existed for you. Bad enough I
just got over that with others.
>As for why I'm allowed to whine and you're not, it's because I
>bring up legitimate issues which affect my life today and seek
>advice on how to make things better, and people can respond to
>that.
Plus, Lee is off-topic in alt.fan.wednesday, and can get the fuck out now.
--
if you should betray::::::::::::::::::::wednesday / bev:::::::::::::::::
the chapel of your memories:::::::::::::::::wedn...@tezcat.com::::::::
Samantha Wilkinson
In article <65e0cd$g...@nntp02.primenet.com>,> [re: Nick Bensema and his interpersonal insecurities]
>
>See, the real problem is that Nick doesn't do enough drugs. I'm
>serious about this. He's manic. People who meet him for the first
>time think he's on speed. He needs some downers to get to the same
>place everyone else starts out at. He's got that whole zero-attention-
>span, random fixation thing going on.
>
reading more books or something.
OR, he could spend a thrilling weekend with Matt and Sam! Marvel as
Matt, Sam, and Savant spend the whole day lying around. Experience
record-breaking energy lows. FEEL THE LASSITUDE!!!! For a break in
routine, enjoy the spectacular view from one of the two small hills at
Pine Banks Park in Malden, a wilderness oasis in a suburban setting,
from which you can see the Boston skyline and the Little League field.
Become mezmerized by the waving of Matt's arms as he explains
something, or his two-steps each way pacing as he talks. Thrill to
Sam's strangely bizarre, yet unfettered dance stylings as she jumps,
waves, her arms, and clumsily tries to perform balletic-like moves to
Grainger's[1] "Scotch Strathspey and Reel", Rimsky-Korsakov's "Easter
Overture", Verdi's "Dies Irae" and other dance favorites. Dance to the
"Spelunk," choreographed and explained by Sam's sister Lindsey and
Lindsey's friend Sarah, in a special cameo appearance!
Or is this just TOO MUCH FUN?????
Sam
[1]Lots of other stuff by Grainger, too. Heck, what's not to like about
a guy who made his own clothes out of bath towels.
B. Chas Parisher
Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>Plus, Lee is off-topic in alt.fan.wednesday, and can get the fuck out now.
No no... don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel.
--B. Chas Parisher
L Shelton Bumgarner
On 25 Nov 1997 11:31:18 -0600, wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com
(Wednesday) wrote:
>>As for why I'm allowed to whine and you're not, it's because I
>>bring up legitimate issues which affect my life today and seek
>>advice on how to make things better, and people can respond to
>>that.
>
>Plus, Lee is off-topic in alt.fan.wednesday, and can get the fuck out now.
I'm BEING OFF TOPIC IN YOUR NEWSGROUP!!BRAHHahahhahahhhhahhahh
lee "not allowed" bumgarner
Joseph Michael Bay
mael...@deathsdoor.com (Maelstrom) writes:
>Well according to the PK commercials eating onions is like ewww onion-breath
>nerrrd. But if you have some chewing gum afterwards you're cool and you can be
>one of the beautiful people again.
It's "da bomb"!
--
J. Michael Bay ( ) official business (x) bozo
Stanford University ( ) unofficial business (x) not a bozo
Medical School (x) other ( ) who, me?
Department of Science Stuff A mind is a terrible thing
Joseph Michael Bay
ba...@netcom.com (B. Chas Parisher) writes:
>Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>>Plus, Lee is off-topic in alt.fan.wednesday, and can get the fuck out now.
>No no... don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel.
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Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, on Tue, 25 Nov 1997 18:45:19 GMT, Samantha Wilkinson
said:
:OR, he could spend a thrilling weekend with Matt and Sam! Marvel as
:Matt, Sam, and Savant spend the whole day lying around. Experience
:record-breaking energy lows. FEEL THE LASSITUDE!!!! For a break in
:routine, enjoy the spectacular view from one of the two small hills at
:Pine Banks Park in Malden, a wilderness oasis in a suburban setting,
:from which you can see the Boston skyline and the Little League field.
:Become mezmerized by the waving of Matt's arms as he explains
:something, or his two-steps each way pacing as he talks. Thrill to
:Sam's strangely bizarre, yet unfettered dance stylings as she jumps,
:waves, her arms, and clumsily tries to perform balletic-like moves to
:Grainger's[1] "Scotch Strathspey and Reel", Rimsky-Korsakov's "Easter
:Overture", Verdi's "Dies Irae" and other dance favorites. Dance to the
:"Spelunk," choreographed and explained by Sam's sister Lindsey and
:Lindsey's friend Sarah, in a special cameo appearance!
:
:Or is this just TOO MUCH FUN?????
Where do I sign?!
Jaffo
--
Good god, my college no longer exists! -- LSB
Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, on Tue, 25 Nov 1997 22:10:50 GMT, L Shelton
Bumgarner said:
:On 25 Nov 1997 11:31:18 -0600, wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com
:(Wednesday) wrote:
:
:>Plus, Lee is off-topic in alt.fan.wednesday, and can get the fuck out now.
:
:I'm BEING OFF TOPIC IN YOUR NEWSGROUP!!BRAHHahahhahahhhhahhahh
Actually Bev, the more you fuck with him, the funnier he gets.
Joseph Michael Bay
asu...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:
>>Or is this just TOO MUCH FUN?????
>NEVER!!!~!!@ I'm just glad you're posting again.
Too much fun is never enough!
Too much fun is never enough!
> None Genuine Without My Signature,
> James B. Beam
Jim, Beam me up.
Darla
Maelstrom wrote:
> ... and the standard thing
> was to bring fairy-bread(little slices of bread with hundreds and thousands
> sprinkled all over)
What?
Darla
--- thinking there is probably more to this.
Lupus Yonderboy
Thus spake sam...@world.std.com (Samantha Wilkinson):
>Um, maybe he'd be better served by practicing meditation techniques or
>reading more books or something.
Or by doing both. I buy huge John Grisham Lawyer Thrillers
and then I don't read them. Om mani padme hum.
>Or is this just TOO MUCH FUN?????
NEVER!!!~!!@ I'm just glad you're posting again.
>[1]Lots of other stuff by Grainger, too. Heck, what's not to like about
>a guy who made his own clothes out of bath towels.
Like Hugh Hefner.
None Genuine Without My Signature,
James B. Beam
P.S. Handsomer than Ladd. He isn't bad.
--
Alex Suter
"Do you want to know more?"
http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~asuter/
Matt McIrvin
Tjames Madison <tja...@pigdog.org> wrote:
> Matt McIrvin <mmci...@world.std.com> wrote:
>
> : [Stefan Kapusniak, Bev White, David DeLaney, Ellen Holmes, RonE, Lupus
> : Yonderboy, Bruce Ediger, Joe Bay, Lisa Pea, Jaffo, Andrew Jeanes, Scott
> : Ramming, Hong Ooi, Maelstrom, and Stephen Tanner frolic amongst an
> : admiring crowd of attractive, bikini-clad young men and women of all
> : sexual orientations. They all cheer with enthusiasm at the fun they are
> : having!]
>
> I hate you, Matt McIrvin, for not inviting me to the Kibologist Bikini
> Beach Bingo party. I knew there was something other than the ears I
> didn't like about you.
Tjames Madison is there too! You just couldn't hear it because I said it
in duck language, the language in which ducks say the Pledge of
Allegiance.
And besides, I'm not there at the time of this event. I'm on the other
side of the world at a rest stop in New Hampshire where Sam and I are
trying to have a nap so I don't have to play John Philip Sousa on the CD
player to keep her from falling asleep at the wheel, and it isn't
working even though we are incredibly tired, because the whole place
(unlike the highway itself) is brilliantly lit up with 1,000,000,000
watt quartz lamps, and gigantic eighteen-wheeler rigs keep farting
around the lot. During the day, the place is a convenient combined
highway rest stop and state liquor store, which is slightly disturbing
but I try not to ask too many questions in New Hampshire.
I am posting a lot about highway rest stops and truck stops tonight
because I YEARN FOR THE OPEN ROAD. I'm brimming over with wanderlust!
You can tell because I sprung for the monthly MBTA Combo Pass. Also
I just booked a flight that has just a 40 minute layover in Newark!
Nobody gonna slow me down!
Christi Alice Scarborough
In article <84F30D4B67FB810B.6FF310B8...@library-proxy.airnews.net>,
L Shelton Bumgarner <lee...@nottowayez.net> wrote:
>>Plus, Lee is off-topic in alt.fan.wednesday, and can get the fuck out now.
>I'm BEING OFF TOPIC IN YOUR NEWSGROUP!!BRAHHahahhahahhhhahhahh
Can we say the word *plonk*, boys and girls?
Christi
--
Christi Alice Scarborough - http://www.aber.ac.uk/~ccs95 Caffeine is NOT
PhD student, Maths Dept., University of Wales Aberystwyth a substitute
"Taken out of context I must seem so strange" Ani DiFranco for sheep.
Nick S Bensema
In article <wkvhxgn...@mjf.vip.best.com>,
Ant of Truism <fo...@null.net> wrote:
> Christi> Can we say the word *plonk*, boys and girls?
>
>Some how this reminds me of the joke I just made up about Mister
>Rogers while watching the episode of _Grace under Fire_ when we
>discover that Sam's mom is manic depressive. Using the new jargon,
>that would be
>
> Mister Rogers: can you say "bipolar" YOU FREAKIN LITTLE GREEDHEADS?
> I knew you could!
"Can you say..." jokes are Real People's attempts to be as funny as
sitcoms. I prefer the repeat/adapt-jokes-you-saw-last-night approach.
--
Nick Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> 98-KUPD Red Card #710563 UIN: 2135445
~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Prepare ship for ludicruos speed!
http://www.climatefacts.org/ - Everyone but the bad boys have to behave.
Bill Newcomb
In article <1997112514...@bajoran.upnaway.com>,
Maelstrom <mael...@deathsdoor.com> wrote:
>
>Well according to the PK commercials eating onions is like ewww onion-breath
Wow. They have commercials for phenylketonuria now? *I want one*...
--
nu...@best.com | "Tcl is EVIL! RMS said so himself!" (rone)
Christi Alice Scarborough
In article <65h7i8$1...@nntp02.primenet.com>,
>sitcoms. I prefer the repeat/adapt-jokes-you-saw-last-night approach.
Wow! Two in one day! That's a new record. Is it September again, or am
I just being crabby?
Darla
Nick S Bensema wrote:
This is, so far, the most boring website I have seen. Is this a troll?
Darla
--- trying to reconstitute brain cells in a juice glass
Stephen Will Tanner
[Crossposting to Cool Table eliminated]
Christi Alice Scarborough (cc...@aber.ac.uk) wrote:
: Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> wrote:
: >"Can you say..." jokes are Real People's attempts to be as funny as
: >sitcoms. I prefer the repeat/adapt-jokes-you-saw-last-night approach.
:
: Wow! Two in one day! That's a new record. Is it September again, or am
: I just being crabby?
Nice girls don't plonk on the first date.
P.S. Your subtext is showing.
P.P.S. Made you look.
P.P.P.S. AFW should learn from AFW: If you're going to dump on people,
do it articulately, do it intelligently, and LTBF.
P.P.HA.HA.I.SAID.P.P.S. Ow, what's this mote doing in my eye?
--
Stephen Tanner (tan...@math.wisc.edu)
Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, on 26 Nov 1997 19:46:53 +0100, fB said:
:On Mon, 24 Nov 1997 16:14:35 GMT, in alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.wednesday,
:ba...@netcom.com (B. Chas Parisher) wrote:
:
::Well, yeah. There is a noticable difference between email/usenet/irc
::and rl. No matter -who- you're meeting.
:
:I email my office mates all the time, but insofar they haven't turned
:into little cute fluffy bunnies like I had originally hoped for.
:
:(BTW, my skin is pale green and I have red eyes)
Every now and then, a post comes along that makes me hit my H key and ask,
"Where the HELL did we crosspost this?"
This was one of those posts.
IHBT
Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, on Wed, 26 Nov 1997 09:01:28 +0000, Darla said:
:Nick S Bensema wrote:
:
:> http://www.climatefacts.org
:
:
:This is, so far, the most boring website I have seen. Is this a troll?
Darla only says this because her web site has BIG BREASTS and NEKKID BUTTS on
it!!!
If I had BIG BREASTS and NEKKID BUTTS on my web site, I would think all other
sites were boring, too.
My site doesn't have any cool nekkid pictures, but I do spend about 500 words
describing the sexy writhings of a 15 year-old naked Vampire-chyk. Doesn't
that count for anything?
:Darla
:--- trying to reconstitute brain cells in a juice glass
YM "shot glass" HTH
Abby Franquemont
In article <65d8ue$3ta$1...@shell3.ba.best.com>,
Bill Newcomb <nu...@best.com> wrote:
>In article <65cd5k$975$5...@newbabylon.rs.itd.umich.edu>,
>Thomas R Scudder <tom...@umich.edu> wrote:
>>: In article <65c270$h...@nntp02.primenet.com>,>>: >And food isn't geeky. Ever. Name me a geeky food.
>>
>>Live chickens.
>
>No, no, not THAT kind of geeky. Sheesh.
So, dead chickens for the waving be doing?
--
Abby Franquemont | For extra fun, remove eyeball from socket!
J. Random BOFH |
Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, on 26 Nov 1997 13:12:25 -0800, Ant of Truism said:
: Christi> Wow! Two in one day! That's a new record. Is it
: Christi> September again, or am I just being crabby?
:
:It's November, Christi.
Is it? Are you sure? When confronted with an absolute, Mister Ant, you
should ask yourself WHO TOLD YOU?
Maybe it's November in YOUR world, but Christi has a right to live in any
month she wants.
Jaffo
P.S. And I think September is a fine choice!
Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, on 26 Nov 1997 13:11:34 -0800, Ant of Truism said:
:But I don't watch web-tv. and I have ADD.
:
:I'll _NEVER_ be K3WL
Don't base your self-worth on your possessions. Sure, maybe you don't have a
"WebTV" but that doesn't mean you're a defective PERSON. It's what's INSIDE
that counts.
Jaffo
Joseph Michael Bay
mmci...@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin) writes:
>around the lot. During the day, the place is a convenient combined
>highway rest stop and state liquor store, which is slightly disturbing
>but I try not to ask too many questions in New Hampshire.
New Hampshire!
Highway liquor stores!
No seat belt laws!
Live free or DIE!!!!!!!1
--
J. Michael Bay ( ) official business (x) bozo
Stanford University ( ) unofficial business (x) not a bozo
Medical School (x) other ( ) who, me?
"Urine is wonderful . . . I'm high on urine." -- Bruce Ames
Joseph Michael Bay
nu...@best.com (Bill Newcomb) writes:
>>Well according to the PK commercials eating onions is like ewww onion-breath
>Wow. They have commercials for phenylketonuria now? *I want one*...
I claim to have it all the time so people STOP TRYING TO FORCE FUKKEN
NUTRASWEET OR NUTRASUC IF IT'S IN CANADA ON ME!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!1
"Oh, no, diet Pepsi makes me pee black stuff and forget my name."
Joseph Michael Bay
Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, on 26 Nov 1997 14:15:24 -0800, Ant of Truism said:
:Oh ghod NOOOOO! not _What's Inside_. That's even worse than being told
:that she likes me like a brother just before she passes out.
Love between a brother and sister can be a beautiful thing, as long as you
don't get caught.
Leah Verre
Joseph Michael Bay <jm...@leland.Stanford.EDU> wrote in article
<65i7lm$5...@amy7.Stanford.EDU>...
> mmci...@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin) writes:
>
> >around the lot. During the day, the place is a convenient combined
> >highway rest stop and state liquor store, which is slightly disturbing
> >but I try not to ask too many questions in New Hampshire.
>
> New Hampshire!
>
> Highway liquor stores!
>
> No seat belt laws!
>
> Live free or DIE!!!!!!!1
A friend of mine saw a liquor store there (on Hwy 1, I believe) called
"Bunghole Liquors". She swears it's true.
Has anyone else seen this or know someone who has?
thanks.
-Leah
Roger Douglas
On Tue, 25 Nov 1997 22:52:27 +0800, mael...@deathsdoor.com
(Maelstrom) wrote:
...
>Well according to the PK commercials eating onions is like ewww onion-breath
>nerrrd. But if you have some chewing gum afterwards you're cool and you can be
>one of the beautiful people again.
IHNJH, I just want to say that the guy in the PK advertisement is one
of the few people in the world who inspires me to mindless violence.
There's just something about the way he says "onions? yeah, I love
'em" that makes me want to BEAT HIM TO THE GROUND WITH A BASEBALL BAT
AND THEN PUT THE BOOT INTO HIS SMUG YUPPY FUKKEN FACE.
--R.
Roger Douglas
On Tue, 25 Nov 1997 18:52:57 +0000, Darla <da...@ns.accessone.com>
wrote:
>Maelstrom wrote:
>
>> ... and the standard thing
>> was to bring fairy-bread(little slices of bread with hundreds and thousands
>> sprinkled all over)
>
>What?
Maelstrom, I think this may be a secret Austrian thing, like Aeroplane
Jelly, Louie the Fly, John Howard and Michael Hutchence. Best say no
more. Stumm, eh?
--R.
Teg Pipes
Roger....@removethis.tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
> On Tue, 25 Nov 1997 18:52:57 +0000, Darla <da...@ns.accessone.com>
> wrote:
> >Maelstrom wrote:
> >> ... and the standard thing
> >> was to bring fairy-bread(little slices of bread with hundreds and thousands
> >> sprinkled all over)
> >What?
> Maelstrom, I think this may be a secret Austrian thing, like Aeroplane
> Jelly,
These DISGUSTING AUSTRIANS insist on eating HORSES FEET for DESERT!
>Louie the Fly,
Straight from the rubbish heap to you.
Ya' know, I woke up this morning and I felt
like a Toohey's.
We're happy little Vegemites.
Let's go abuse some Aboriginies and take their land!
But only if it's ok with my warden.
-Teg
Darla
Jaffo wrote:
> ... but I do spend about 500 words
> describing the sexy writhings of a 15 year-old naked Vampire-chyk.
Hmmm. 'pears I have allowed too much time to pass since last donning my cloak and
taking a basket of goodies to Jaffo's website.
<knock! knock!> Why, hello, little Vampire-chyk! Is your bat at home?
Muahahahaaaaaa...
Darla
--- The Nekkid Butt belongs to a friend. The BIG BREASTS are mine. This has been
an announcement from Newbie InfoServ.
Lupus Yonderboy
Thus spake ja...@onramp.net (Jaffo):
>On 26 Nov 1997 13:11:34 -0800, Ant of Truism said:
>:But I don't watch web-tv. and I have ADD.
>:I'll _NEVER_ be K3WL
>
>Don't base your self-worth on your possessions. Sure, maybe you don't have a
>"WebTV" but that doesn't mean you're a defective PERSON. It's what's INSIDE
>that counts.
Outside of a defective person a WebTV is a looser's best friend.
Inside of a defective person it's too dark to read! Unless they're
really defective! Like those people 2-Face draws!
You start a conversation you can't even finish it. You're talking
a lot but you aren't saying anything. When I have nothing to say,
my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again?
crisis king
In article <65i7lm$5...@amy7.Stanford.EDU>,
Wussies. Go to Wyoming, where they have highway liquor/fireworks
stores! The gift that keeps on giving! "HONEY! PASS ME THE BOOZE
AND THE ROMAN CANDLE. THIS FUCKING PORSCHE JUST CUT OFF HIS LAST
REDNECK!!"
rone
by the way, joe, eddie saxe and i are onto your little "chelsea"
impersonation act. we WILL find you. and when we do, you'll wish
your parents were lawyers!
--
"They're trying to change the moderation of de.admin.news.announce at the
moment, and they keep alleging things and calling each other names. And
there's a lot of tense squabbling on the wording and the interpretation of
obscure legal issues. It's all very German really." <boui...@cs.uni-sb.de>
Dean Lenort
ro...@netcom.com (crisis king) wrote:
>In article <65i7lm$5...@amy7.Stanford.EDU>,
>Joseph Michael Bay <jm...@leland.Stanford.EDU> wrote:
>>New Hampshire!
>>Highway liquor stores!
>
>Wussies. Go to Wyoming, where they have highway liquor/fireworks
>stores! The gift that keeps on giving! "HONEY! PASS ME THE BOOZE
>AND THE ROMAN CANDLE. THIS FUCKING PORSCHE JUST CUT OFF HIS LAST
>REDNECK!!"
Wyoming is for wimps! A guy I used to work with was somewhat despondent when he
moved to the state I currently live in because there were no drive thru (<- spelling
is important) daquiri stands anywhere! This led me to believe the following about
the state of Louisiana: "You know they stop you at the border in Louisiana. If they
find that you don't have any alcohol they'll force you to buy one of their daquiris."
Now there's a state!
--
Dean Lenort dean....@worldnet.att.net
Roger Douglas
On Wed, 26 Nov 1997 09:01:28 +0000, Darla <da...@accessone.com> wrote:
>Nick S Bensema wrote:
>
>> http://www.climatefacts.org
>
>
>This is, so far, the most boring website I have seen. Is this a troll?
Also it should be called
http://www.climate_self_serving_arguments_by_special_interest_groups.org
--R.
Wednesday
Guys, it's all swell, but please keep it offa alt.fan.wednesday. I'm
really sick of the noise flood.
--
if you should betray::::::::::::::::::::wednesday / bev:::::::::::::::::
the chapel of your memories:::::::::::::::::wedn...@tezcat.com::::::::
Maelstrom
lee...@nottowayez.net (L Shelton Bumgarner) wrote thus:
>I'm BEING OFF TOPIC IN YOUR NEWSGROUP!!BRAHHahahhahahhhhahhahh
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Poor Lee! Even his evil laughter comes off as being kinda wienerish.
--Maelstrom(Willllllbbbbuuurrrrrrr)
ps Imagine an evil Scooby-Doo laughing crossed with the laughter off of one
of those wheezing old Mafia d00ds. That's the sound of me laffing at you
Mr. Bumgarner
"It was a simple question - What is "kibology". I don't understand
your answer, if that was an answer Eddie. I hope this isn't something
that I obviously should know about - how degrading."
Susan <Sus...@fix.net>
Maelstrom
Roger....@removethis.tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) wrote thus:
>On Tue, 25 Nov 1997 18:52:57 +0000, Darla <da...@ns.accessone.com>
>wrote:
>>Maelstrom wrote:
>>> ... and the standard thing
>>> was to bring fairy-bread(little slices of bread with hundreds and thousands
>>> sprinkled all over)
>>
>>What?
>
>Maelstrom, I think this may be a secret Austrian thing, like Aeroplane
>Jelly, Louie the Fly, John Howard and Michael Hutchence. Best say no
>more. Stumm, eh?
Jah comrade. I sinc I may have said too much already no?
Cute little Austrian Girl: No silly, that's not a Nuclear arms factory. It
just LOOKS like one. tehehehe
US arms inspector: Phew. Can I look anyway?
Cute little Austrian Girl: No
US arms inspector: ok.
Cute little Austrian girl takes out pistol and shoots inspector in the
kneecaps
US arms inspector: Ouch. Please don't do that.
Cute little Austrian girl shoots the other kneecap out.
US arms inspector(stern voice): I'm SERIOUS, stop doing that.
Cute little Austrian girl: tehehehe *smooch*
(makes inspector eat a bowl of fukk)
THE END
--Maelstrom
Christi Alice Scarborough
In article <34879627...@news.onramp.net>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
>: Christi> Wow! Two in one day! That's a new record. Is it
>: Christi> September again, or am I just being crabby?
>:It's November, Christi.
>Is it? Are you sure? When confronted with an absolute, Mister Ant, you
>should ask yourself WHO TOLD YOU?
I think I may be showing my age here,[1] but my understanding is that it's
been September on the net since about 1993.
Christi
[1] This is so depressing. I'm actually getting to the age when my age
shows. *sob* [2]
[2] I'm actually old enough that I was on the Net about a year before the
advent of The Long September. [3]
[3] I won't tell you how old I actually am, but there's a hint somewhere
on my Web page. [4]
[4] Have you ever seen a more shameless attempt to boost Web traffic?
Christer Boräng
In <wkhg8zn...@mjf.vip.best.com> Ant of Truism <fo...@null.net> writes:
>I suppose that next you are going to ask who told me that November
>comes between October and December. Well, if you knew your Greek, you
>would realize that Octo is Greek for 10, Nove is Greek for 11, and
>Dece is Greek for 12 and _everybody_ knows that 11 comes between 10
>and 12.
Ah, yes, octagons have ten sides, and the decimal system divides
everything into twelves. I gues hexadecimal is 8 + 12 then, so
hexadecimal is 20. I understand it all now...no, Zathras no
understand, but understanding is not necessary, only doing.
Zathras good at doings, not understandings.
//Christer, who seems to recall that new year used to be
february/march...
--
"An NT server can be run by an idiot, and usually is." -- Tom Holub, a.h.b-o-i
Jen
In alt.religion.kibology cc...@aber.ac.uk (Christi Alice Scarborough) wrote:
>[3] I won't tell you how old I actually am, but there's a hint somewhere
>on my Web page. [4]
>
>[4] Have you ever seen a more shameless attempt to boost Web traffic?
Yes.
--
"...provided we stand in the right section..." - Jaffo
http://www.connect.net/dci2/
http://rampages.onramp.net/~jaffo/
Dave Mooney
L Shelton Bumgarner <lee...@nottowayez.net> wrote:
> I write something like this an[d] it's "a boring, unfunny personal
> narrative full of navel-gazing whimpering."
>
> The story of my life.
Well, if the story of your life consists of boring, unfunny personal
navel-gazing, it stands to reason that that's how it would come off when
you post about it to the net, doesn't it? I mean, holy tautology, Bum-man.
> Nick and Jaffo can do all the "navel-gazing whimpering" they wanna do
> 'cause they sit at the kewl table and I get picked whenever *I* do it.
Amazing, isn't it? You cross-post, starting in the middle of a thread,
into groups that you don't otherwise contribute to, making unclever and
unfunny observations, and you're met with an unfavourable reaction.
How about that.
>> Anyway, I don't read alt.fan.wednesday. And it was like I was the
>> only one there who didn't. Everyone else seemed to know she had
>> some goth boyfriend from/in the U.K. and all this other stuff.
> No one mentioned MY posts to alt.fan.wednesday?
Rest easy, ma petite choux-fleur. Bev mentions your contributions to
alt.fan.wednesday fairly often.
Followups set to Lee's happy place. And stop whining.
dave
--
Dave Mooney | d...@vnet.ibm.com | "Sliding is comfortable and easy"
L Shelton Bumgarner
On 26 Nov 1997 09:18:24 -0000, cc...@aber.ac.uk (Christi Alice
Scarborough) wrote:
>In article <84F30D4B67FB810B.6FF310B8...@library-proxy.airnews.net>,
>L Shelton Bumgarner <lee...@nottowayez.net> wrote:
>>>Plus, Lee is off-topic in alt.fan.wednesday, and can get the fuck out now.
>>I'm BEING OFF TOPIC IN YOUR NEWSGROUP!!BRAHHahahhahahhhhahhahh
>>lee "not allowed" bumgarner
>
>Can we say the word *plonk*, boys and girls?
>
Can we say the words "some people take Usenet entirely too seriously
and if you don't understand that what I wrote was a joke then I would
rather you not read my stuff anywhay," boys and girls?
lee
Who at the behest of Discord is not x-posting this to
alt.fan.wednesday.
--
L. Shelton Bumgarner -- Keeper of the Great Renaming FAQ
Nattering Nabob of Negativism * http://www.nottowayez.net/~leebum
news:alt.society.generation-x.ls-bumgarner
L Shelton Bumgarner
On 27 Nov 1997 03:30:19 -0600, wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com
(Wednesday) wrote:
>Guys, it's all swell, but please keep it offa alt.fan.wednesday. I'm
>really sick of the noise flood.
alt.fan.wednesday alt.society.generation-x.ls-bumgarner
people care N/A
wired tired
Unix Windoze
Don't x-post to my fukkin group! x-post, please, traffic needed
Canadian USA! USA! USA!
Former alt.s.g-x reader Responsible for death of said group
goth angst-ridden nerd
cool table angst-ridden nerd
over high school still working on that
--
lee
L Shelton Bumgarner
On 27 Nov 1997 18:44:07 GMT, d...@torolab.ibm.com (Dave Mooney) wrote:
>L Shelton Bumgarner <lee...@nottowayez.net> wrote:
>> I write something like this an[d] it's "a boring, unfunny personal
>> narrative full of navel-gazing whimpering."
>>
>> The story of my life.
>
>Well, if the story of your life consists of boring, unfunny personal
>navel-gazing, it stands to reason that that's how it would come off when
>you post about it to the net, doesn't it? I mean, holy tautology, Bum-man.
>
>> Nick and Jaffo can do all the "navel-gazing whimpering" they wanna do
>> 'cause they sit at the kewl table and I get picked whenever *I* do it.
>
>Amazing, isn't it? You cross-post, starting in the middle of a thread,
>into groups that you don't otherwise contribute to, making unclever and
>unfunny observations, and you're met with an unfavourable reaction.
>How about that.
That behavior is well within the orthodoxy of Kibology.
Roger Douglas
[WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS DANGEROUS POLITICAL SATIRE. IF
SWALLOWED TAKE COPIOUS QUANTITIES OF WATER AND SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL
ATTENTION]
On 26 Nov 1997 19:03:33 -0800, Teg Pipes <t...@fruitfly.berkeley.edu>
wrote:
>Roger....@removethis.tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
...
>> Maelstrom, I think this may be a secret Austrian thing, like Aeroplane
>> Jelly,
...
> Ya' know, I woke up this morning and I felt
>like a Toohey's.
Say no more <wink>
>We're happy little Vegemites.
Did you know that Vegemite was 75 years old this year? I reck'n the
Vegemite Song orta be the National Anthem, 'stead of all tha "Girt by
Sea" crap.
>Let's go abuse some Aboriginies and take their land!
Shhhhhhh! We're not supposed to mention that. Anyhow we don't do it
any more. That was a LONG time ago. A LOOOOOONG time. Coupla years at
least. Do they expect us to go on being guilty FOR EVER!!!!!
<Pauline Hanson>
I'm not a racist, I just want ALL Austrians to be equal. Aborigines
are getting far more than their fair share of welfare, including free
accommodation in our prisons, and they don't have the daily cost of
sun-block like ordinary hard-working white Austrians.
Anyway they used to eat their babies, you know.
</Pauline Hanson>
--R.
Stefan Kapusniak
In alt.religion.kibology,
Roger....@removethis.tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) wrote:
>[WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS DANGEROUS POLITICAL SATIRE. IF
>SWALLOWED TAKE COPIOUS QUANTITIES OF WATER AND SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL
>ATTENTION]
Quite.
><Pauline Hanson>
<snip>
></Pauline Hanson>
'The outspoken Australian independent MP Pauline Hanson was accused
of inciting political violence after a video to be played in the
event of her assassination was broadcast on television yesterday...'
<snip>
'..."Fellow Australians, if you are seeing me now, it means I have
been murdered" she says to camera...'[1]
<snip>
'...but the verdict of most politicians is that the leader of the
single-MP One Nation Party, has, as they always suspected, gone
bonkers...'
<snip>
[Tim Fischer acting PM sez]
'..."It seems very weird to me"...'
<snip>
[Kim Beazley Labor Party Leader sez]
'..."I think it's bizarre and I think it's suggestive of a cast
of mind which is becoming very difficult indeed"..'
<snip>
-- excerpts from The Guardian, Thursday November 27 1997
-- Kapusniak, Stefan m
[1] MPEG! MPEG! MPEG!
fB
On Wed, 26 Nov 1997 15:02:35 -0600,
in alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.wednesday, ja...@onramp.net (Jaffo) wrote:
:Every now and then, a post comes along that makes me hit my H key and ask,
Is that your pathetic giant H key?
:"Where the HELL did we crosspost this?"
"We"?
ARK is not a community! I loathe and despise you all! Losers!
(Hey, it's my turn to turn senile! besides IJLS "turn to turn")
Moreover I do not crosspost, I followup on other people's
crossposts on occasion.
:This was one of those posts.
Unfortunately, I had not crossposted it to alt.devilbunnies,
but just because Kibo would have killed me on the spot, and
that is not allowed.
:IHBT
You have big tits?
:Good god, my college no longer exists! -- LSB
"Good god, my college still exists!" -- Most Significant Bumgarner
--
fB "Trolling on the floor, laughing"
fB
On 24 Nov 1997 22:34:00 -0700, in alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.wednesday,
ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) wrote:
:Nobody can help you go back and be cool in high school
My life is now meaningless.
--
fB "But what about PRIMARY school?"
fB
On 26 Nov 1997 16:49:02 -0000,
in alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.wednesday,
cc...@aber.ac.uk (Christi Alice Scarborough) wrote:
(while plonking Lee Bumgarner and Nick Bensema, but NOT YET Jaffo!)
:Wow! Two in one day! That's a new record. Is it September again, or am
:I just being crabby?
Just being crabby. But then again, you're in charge: you're the
sysadmin, you are supposed to be crabby.
--
fB "who killfiled few people - even fewer in ark - but many subjects"
fB
On Wed, 26 Nov 1997 15:04:53 -0600,
in alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.wednesday, ja...@onramp.net (Jaffo) wrote:
:My site doesn't have any cool nekkid pictures, but I do spend about 500 words
:describing the sexy writhings of a 15 year-old naked Vampire-chyk. Doesn't
:that count for anything?
Have you the faintest idea of the CPU power needed to killfile all
articles by Jaffo containing the word "Vampire" in the body?
From now on, please, add an appropriate subject line containing
something like "Jaffo+Vampire" so that I've never to hear you
talking about Vampires ever again.
"Lee+Well" and "Nick+ATARI" would also be appreciated.
--
fB
Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, on 28 Nov 1997 20:08:08 +0100, fB said:
:On Wed, 26 Nov 1997 15:04:53 -0600,
:in alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.wednesday, ja...@onramp.net (Jaffo) wrote:
:
::My site doesn't have any cool nekkid pictures, but I do spend about 500 words
::describing the sexy writhings of a 15 year-old naked Vampire-chyk. Doesn't
::that count for anything?
:
:Have you the faintest idea of the CPU power needed to killfile all
:articles by Jaffo containing the word "Vampire" in the body?
Oh, kiss my hairy white butt, you inconsiderate Italian stereotype!
I mentioned vampires frequently when I first started in this newsgroup, but I
haven't mentioned vampires more than 10 times in all of 1997.
This wasn't even a true vampire reference, this was pure DARLA-BAIT, and
Darla-Bait is always on-topic!
:From now on, please, add an appropriate subject line containing
:something like "Jaffo+Vampire" so that I've never to hear you
:talking about Vampires ever again.
You're a Viggot, aren't you?
:"Lee+Well" and "Nick+ATARI" would also be appreciated.
And if I had that capability, I would probably use it.
Jaffo
--
SPECIAL THANKSGIVING .SIG!
You already have a frozen turkey in the house, use your imagination!
Nick S Bensema
In article <Amgf00Uc...@fis.unico.it>, fB <im...@fis.unico.it> wrote:
>On 25 Nov 1997 11:31:18 -0600,
>in alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.wednesday,
>wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com (Wednesday) wrote:
>:In article <65do08$d...@nntp02.primenet.com>,
>:Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> wrote:
>
>:>In fact, I'd be interested in finding out how everyone thought it
>:>WOULD go, before the event.
>
>:*blink* You mean this was something that had a number of people anticipating
>:outcomes? I have a hard time believing that people CARE enough about what
>:happens when Nick and Bev meet (...)
>
>We were hoping to gather material for a "When Harry met Sally" followup.
Actually, I'm beginning to realize that I'm just being paranoid
about this whole thing.
I felt like I would be put under scrutiny.
I read all of my posts, no matter what newsgroup they're in. I
skip a lot of other people's. It stands to reason that I would
follow my own angst more closely than other's regard, or lack
thereof, for my angst.
I find it necessary to constantly remind myself that nobody wwants
to hear about any of it, and I have to keep all of my feelings to
myself if I am to be tolerated.
I guess if I'm to learn anything from this, it is that my feelings
are not relevant to the general public.
This realization totally kills my confidence for the night, which
I would have ... BLOODY FUCK! There I go again. Never mind.
:q!
--
Nick Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> 98-KUPD Red Card #710563 UIN: 2135445
~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Prepare ship for ludicruos speed!
http://www.climatefacts.org/ - Everyone but the bad boys have to behave.
Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, on 28 Nov 1997 18:45:01 -0700, Nick S Bensema said:
:Actually, I'm beginning to realize that I'm just being paranoid
:about this whole thing.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE????
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jAFFO
--
"I for one sure know from Jaffo's postings that he isn't
on this list to buss anyone's butt, least of all mine."
-- E. Gary Gygax
http://rampages.onramp.net/~jaffo/
Darla
Jaffo wrote:
> This wasn't even a true vampire reference, this was pure DARLA-BAIT, and
> Darla-Bait is always on-topic!
Oo, oo! <lick, nibble>
Darla
--- loves Darla-bait!
> Erotica is what turns me on. Pornography is what turns you on.
> Obscene is what turns them on. ---Tsunami Fort
Tjames Madison
fB <im...@doidy.fis.unico.it> wrote:
: Will anyone ever write a list of Kibologists not eliciting an immediate
: whiney followup? (Not me, I always omit somebody for just this purpose).
This is the main reason everyone excludes me, so I will come yell at them.
Apparently it is like sex or something. I guess I can have a good career
as a dominatrix if my current career of "roustabout" ever falls through.
: And nobody ever invites John Winston and Andrea Chen.
I will invite them to my MOVING PARTY Sunday! Yay! Show up with a moving
fan and everybody gets VERBALLY ABUSED BY ME!!!
--
RoR-Alucard | http://www.pigdog.org
~worship no false kibos~
Tjames Madison
Tjames Madison <tja...@pigdog.org> wrote:
: I will invite them to my MOVING PARTY Sunday! Yay! Show up with a moving
: fan and everybody gets VERBALLY ABUSED BY ME!!!
^^^
GAAAAAAH! SIL!
Tjames Madison
In alt.religion.kibology Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
: In alt.religion.kibology, on 28 Nov 1997 18:45:01 -0700, Nick S Bensema said:
: :Actually, I'm beginning to realize that I'm just being paranoid
: :about this whole thing.
: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE????
: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephen Will Tanner uses more exclamation points and they're pointier
than yours, too.
Also, Stephen Will Tanner knows how to spell "ARGH".
--
RoR-Alucard | http://www.pigdog.org
~almost as funny as stephen will tanner~
E Teflon Piano
}Will anyone ever write a list of Kibologists not eliciting an immediate
}whiney followup? (Not me, I always omit somebody for just this purpose).
See Twark Vol.1 No.1 through current, inclusive.
}
}And nobody ever invites John Winston and Andrea Chen.
Well, this is sort of not-true, since Yogi the Telepathic Dog gets
invited *everywhere* and John always has to drive because he refuses to
let Yogi move the seat so his paws can reach the clutch.
--
E Teflon Piano is now AppleEvent aware, and is running under Mac OS 8.
ŠE[dibs] 1994-1997
Andrew Jeanes
In article <2E1D564944B2A860.EE104A76...@library-proxy.airnews.net>,
[Crushed, under, huge, message-ID! Must, resist, further, lame,
header-size, jokes.]
L Shelton Bumgarner <lee...@nottowayez.net> wrote:
>On 27 Nov 1997 18:44:07 GMT, d...@torolab.ibm.com (Dave Mooney) wrote:
>>
>>Amazing, isn't it? You cross-post, starting in the middle of a thread,
>>into groups that you don't otherwise contribute to, making unclever and
>>unfunny observations, and you're met with an unfavourable reaction.
>>How about that.
>
>That behavior is well within the orthodoxy of Kibology.
Well there you go then, Lee. Bev and them are all *reform*
kibologists. We're talking about liturgical chasms you're crossing
here.
Andrew "wasn't `liturgical chasm' one of rone's aliases?" Jeanes
p.s. speaking of religious-type stuff, and obAFWed, I notice where Ben
Folds Five include Fleming and John in their list of thank-yous on the
most recent CD. Funny.
Joseph Michael Bay
Teg Pipes <t...@fruitfly.berkeley.edu> writes:
>> Maelstrom, I think this may be a secret Austrian thing, like Aeroplane
>> Jelly,
>These DISGUSTING AUSTRIANS insist on eating HORSES FEET for DESERT!
Where else would they eat it? 90% of Austria is desert, and the other 10%
is FULL OF AUSTRIANS!!!!!1 LIKE YAHOO SERIOUS!!!!
> Ya' know, I woke up this morning and I felt
>like a Toohey's.
But you SMELLED like a BUNYIP!
--
J. Michael Bay ( ) official business (x) bozo
Stanford University ( ) unofficial business (x) not a bozo
Medical School (x) other ( ) who, me?
"Urine is wonderful . . . I'm high on urine." -- Bruce Ames
Joseph Michael Bay
Ant of Truism <fo...@null.net> writes:
>Second, you've confused the Greek 10-digit system with the Babylonian
>12-digit system. As we all also know, the Babylonian rulers were
>inbread,
like sandwiches,
with brothers marrying sisters. This inbreading led to rulers
>with extra thumbs on both hands. This addition was celebrated in the
>numbering system.
Also as a result their rulers were 14 inches long. [1]
> Christer> //Christer, who seems to recall that new year used to be
> Christer> february/march...
>A two month year? That seems awful short. Do you have an authority you
>can cite,
No, Christer is saying that New Year's, rather than being a single
inevitably disappointing and horrible evening, spanned two months.
Although due to the precession of equinoxes, these were a *different* two
months every year.
Joseph Michael Bay
Roger....@removethis.tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
>Did you know that Vegemite was 75 years old this year?
And it STILL hasn't reached the expiration date!!!
I just read an Archie Digest!!!
And everyone ends sentences with three exclamation points!!!
Always???
No, sometimes they use question marks instead!!! !!! !!! <-- IF FOUND,
PLEASE RETURN
TO LEADER KIBO
L Shelton Bumgarner
On 28 Nov 1997 20:08:08 +0100, im...@beable.fis.unico.it (fB) wrote:
>On Wed, 26 Nov 1997 15:04:53 -0600,
>in alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.wednesday, ja...@onramp.net (Jaffo) wrote:
>
>:My site doesn't have any cool nekkid pictures, but I do spend about 500 words
>:describing the sexy writhings of a 15 year-old naked Vampire-chyk. Doesn't
>:that count for anything?
>
>Have you the faintest idea of the CPU power needed to killfile all
>articles by Jaffo containing the word "Vampire" in the body?
>
>From now on, please, add an appropriate subject line containing
>something like "Jaffo+Vampire" so that I've never to hear you
>talking about Vampires ever again.
>
>"Lee+Well" and "Nick+ATARI" would also be appreciated.
Hmmm, I guess I shouldn't tell him about my latest essay ranting about
how much I hate The WELL as it is portrayed in the media.
lee
who at least has the good sense not to x-post it to a.r.k. See, I
_can_ learn.
L Shelton Bumgarner
On 28 Nov 1997 18:45:01 -0700, ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema)
wrote:
>Actually, I'm beginning to realize that I'm just being paranoid
>about this whole thing.
Even...the paranoid...have enemies...
BRAhaHAhahaHAhahhahHAhah
>I felt like I would be put under scrutiny.
It's called "perceived other" I think. Teens typically have that
feeling in high school.
I, on the other hand, stil have my "personal fable" complex.
>I read all of my posts, no matter what newsgroup they're in. I
>skip a lot of other people's.
I once thought about posting about how "You Know You're Kewl When..."
you can't help but read your own posts because the subjects you give
them are so interesting...to you.
> It stands to reason that I would
>follow my own angst more closely than other's regard, or lack
>thereof, for my angst.
Again, not ONLY do you get to meet BEV (without her hissing at you
like she would me) but YOU get to post about angstful things WITHOUT
having to worring about what the penutgallery will think.
Prince said it best, I think:
This is what is sounds like/when the geeks fight...
>I find it necessary to constantly remind myself that nobody wwants
>to hear about any of it, and I have to keep all of my feelings to
>myself if I am to be tolerated.
>
>I guess if I'm to learn anything from this, it is that my feelings
>are not relevant to the general public.
As opposed to, say, the "general pubic" which sounds to me like some
type of porno.
>This realization totally kills my confidence for the night, which
>I would have ... BLOODY FUCK!
Hmm, there's nothing wrong with having sex while the woman's on her
period.
lee
look, I'm not posting to alt.fan.wednesday...Can I be cool now?
Roger Douglas
So stefan...@zetnet.co.uk (Stefan Kapusniak) turns round and goes:
>
>In alt.religion.kibology,
>Roger....@removethis.tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) wrote:
.....
>><Pauline Hanson>
><snip>
>></Pauline Hanson>
>
> 'The outspoken Australian independent MP Pauline Hanson was accused
> of inciting political violence after a video to be played in the
> event of her assassination was broadcast on television yesterday...'
> <snip>
>
> '..."Fellow Australians, if you are seeing me now, it means I have
> been murdered" she says to camera...'[1]
> <snip>
>
> '...but the verdict of most politicians is that the leader of the
> single-MP One Nation Party, has, as they always suspected, gone
> bonkers...'
> <snip>
Absolutely lost her marbles, if you ask me (is she ever had any to start
with).
What beats me is why so many kids buy her albums and go to her concerts.
--R.
Michael Warner
In alt.religion.kibology, Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com>
was seen to have written:
[...]
> I find it necessary to constantly remind myself that nobody wwants
> to hear about any of it, and I have to keep all of my feelings to
> myself if I am to be tolerated.
Moderation in all things, including universal moderation. Plato, or
Hypothesis, or Epicurean or somebody, one of those dead greeks, said
that, or something similar. I forgot what I was going to say. It
really sucks to be older'n god, and senile, and read what these damn
teenagers and 20-somethings write, and it's great, and I can't write my
way out of a paper bag, and I drool a lot, and I'm jealous &/or envious
of Nick and SWTanner and the rest, and intolerable. So there. And I
started out with a point, where did I leave it, oh yeah, the middle
route, balance, something like that.
The hell with it. You'll probably figure it out.
--
:wq
Maelstrom
E...@The.Institute.org (E Teflon Piano) wrote thus:
>In article <Ocgf00Uc...@fis.unico.it>, im...@fis.unico.it wrote:
>
>
>}Will anyone ever write a list of Kibologists not eliciting an immediate
>}whiney followup? (Not me, I always omit somebody for just this purpose).
>
> See Twark Vol.1 No.1 through current, inclusive.
I beg to differ. I've been reading every one of those damn things and it
never ceases to amaze me how thoroughly E manages to avoid any reference to
me whatsoever. I think last year I did the ultimate whiny follow-up by
rewriting a TWARK and putting myself in it. If you want anything done right
in this froup you have to do it YOURSELF.
--Maelstrom(coming soon: Maelstrom and Einsteins whacky Christmas holiday)
"It was a simple question - What is "kibology". I don't understand
your answer, if that was an answer Eddie. I hope this isn't something
that I obviously should know about - how degrading."
Susan <Sus...@fix.net>
Teg Pipes
lee...@nottowayez.net (L Shelton Bumgarner) writes:
I can't beleive I read another LSB post.
> On 28 Nov 1997 18:45:01 -0700, ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema)
> wrote:
> Even...the paranoid...have enemies...
>
> BRAhaHAhahaHAhahhahHAhah
Lee: don't put "bra" at the beginning of your demonic laughs. It
makes you sound stupider.
> like she would me) but YOU get to post about angstful things WITHOUT
> having to worring about what the penutgallery will think.
YM "peanusgallery"
> This is what is sounds like/when the geeks fight...
Lee: ellipses don't end sentences on their own. If you
end a sentence with one, put a period after it. Or I'll
kill you.
> lee
> look, I'm not posting to alt.fan.wednesday...Can I be cool now?
Anyone?
-Teg
Brian D Chase
In article <wkiutbm...@mjf.vip.best.com>,
Ant of Truism <fo...@null.net> wrote:
> Of course, with the debate over which year starts the millenium, I
> think the only solution is to throw a THREE YEAR party. I mean, after
> all, why take a chance of throwing your party on the wrong New Year's
> eve? Start in 1999 and go until 2QQ1 or at least until they've found
> a vaccine for the year-2QQQ BUG!
The flys on your zeros are unzipped and their dipthongamabobs are showing.
HTH
-brian.
--
---
Brian Chase <(o)> <(o)> http://world.std.com/~bdc/ VAXZilla LIVES!!!
caustic liturgy
In article <wkwwhnw...@mjf.vip.best.com>,>_Sorry_. My pc caught a case of crabs from a WEBTV it was
>seeing on the side, and now it keeps reaching into its thong and
>scratching the dip. Does anyone have a good recipe for crap stuffed
>thong?
Crap Stuffed Thong Flambé
1 crap stuffed thong
1 cup kerosene
Soak thong in kerosene for 10 minutes. Light thong. Serves 2.
rone
--
A chip off the ol' shoulder. ro...@netcom.com
Etienne Rouette
Justin Ryall wrote:
>
> May I suggest Hanson's Folly sir? See the Pauline Hanson Whine Page!
> http://www.zip.com.au/~rocket/folly.htm ) (Australians will get this at
^^^^^^^^^^^
You misspelled Austrian. Hope this helps.
> least...)
E. Rouette
Justin Ryall
Ant of Truism wrote in message ...
> >> caustic liturgy writes:
>
> >> In article <wkwwhnw...@mjf.vip.best.com>,
> >> Ant of Truism <fo...@null.net> wrote:
> >> _Sorry_. My pc caught a case of crabs from a WEBTV it was
> >> seeing on the side, and now it keeps reaching into its thong and
> >> scratching the dip. Does anyone have a good recipe for crap stuffed
> >> thong?
>
> >> Crap Stuffed Thong Flambé
>
> >> 1 crap stuffed thong
> >> 1 cup kerosene
>
> >> Soak thong in kerosene for 10 minutes. Light thong. Serves 2.
>
>That should go very nicely with the SCTV tossed WEBTV we're
>having as an appetizer.
>
>Any suggestions for a nice white whine to go with that?
>
May I suggest Hanson's Folly sir? See the Pauline Hanson Whine Page!
http://www.zip.com.au/~rocket/folly.htm ) (Australians will get this at
least...)
Just the thing!
--J
>ant
>
>p.s. Dana Carvey will now explain.
>
>--
>ant of truism fo...@null.net http://www.best.com/~mjf
>tsunami fort Thou Art Kibo http://www.kibology.com
>
>Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.
> -- Daphne Du Maurier
Jay C Jachimiak
On 26 Nov 1997 14:25:58 -0800, in alt.religion.kibology
jm...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay) wrote:
>mmci...@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin) writes:
>>I try not to ask too many questions in New Hampshire.
>
>New Hampshire!
>
>Highway liquor stores!
>
>No seat belt laws!
Town meetings with lengthy debates on whether to buy expensive air
conditioning systems and ambulances, and on the length of term of
office for the road agents!
Road agents!
>Live free or DIE!!!!!!!1
I'll live free IN HELL!!!!
-Jay
jay...@panix.com
the "c" stands for "charisma"