Given a community A and an adjacent community C, such that A is prosperous
and populous, and C is less populous and prosperous, and nonreciprocal
interest of C in the internal affairs of A, often C will need ego
compensation by occaisional noisy and noisome display of its superiority
over A. In this case C is said to be the _canada_ of A, C = canada(A).
For example, it has been previously established that
canada(California) = Oregon
canada(New York) = New Hampshire
canada(Australia) = New Zealand
canada(England) = Scotland
The Fractal Theory of Canada.
For all A there exists C such that
C = canada(A)
canada(USA) = Canada
canada(Canada) = Quebec
canada(Quebec) = Celine Dion
It would appear that the hierarchy would bottom out an individual. However
an individual is actually a community of tissues, tissues of cells, cells
of molecules, and so forth down into the quantuum froth.
canada(brain) = pineal gland
canada(intestines) = colon
canada(electron) = neutrino
and so on. There is no bottom.
"My God! It's full of Canadas!"
Fe mhats enearha esma; iufue dolha soentrides odoem esri.
Fe bhuearai osraha esma; iufue auaen bhuearai shahem essa.
Megagilby's inflatable fantasy joy-toy and pinata.
> "My God! It's full of Canadas!"
"You can't fool me! Its Canadas all the way down!"
We are thus apprised of a rational explanation of the universe and its
contents - everything is crap, and with a 14% user fee attached.
Hello Vatican! You can go away now.
Uncle Al Schwartz
(Toxic URLs! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" The Net!
You, sir, are a loonie! I mean that in a _good_ way!
> Fe mhats enearha esma; iufue dolha soentrides odoem esri.
> Fe bhuearai osraha esma; iufue auaen bhuearai shahem essa.
> CACS: http://homestead.dejanews.com/user.smjames/index.html
> text: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/5079/index.html
> Megagilby's inflatable fantasy joy-toy and pinata.
A numismatic way! A fully, totally...hey what is that gibberish?
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doesn't believe in tolerance and free speech," *firstname.lastname@example.org
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> Given a community A and an adjacent community C, such that A is prosperous
> and populous, and C is less populous and prosperous, and nonreciprocal
> interest of C in the internal affairs of A, often C will need ego
> compensation by occaisional noisy and noisome display of its superiority
> over A. In this case C is said to be the _canada_ of A, C = canada(A).
Congratulations, sir! You have successfully caused myself and my
colleagues here to laugh our respective kiesters off.
Keep up the good work!
Mark "Now where did my kiester go?" Berger
Yes, this is similar to the Fractal Yankee Theory. One day, while
sharing a cigar with Fidel, I asked him what the real problem in the
" It's those Damn Yankee Imperialists!""If only we were rid of them!!"
So I asked Fidel, "Where are those Yankees anyway?"
He pointed North, toward Florida. "Up there, in the USA".
I took a boat to Miami, got off, and asked the first person I saw,
"Where are the Yankees?".
"Up North, go to New York".
I went to New York, and asked the first person I saw, "Where can I find
The answer was, "New England. Try Massachusetts."
I went to Boston, and asked the first person that I saw [not Kibo]
"Where will I find some Yankees?"
The answer was, "Maine, that's where the Yankees come from."
So, I went to Portland, and asked the first person I saw, "Where will I
find me some Yankees?"
"Go up ta Bangah""Yep, that's where they are."
Arriving in Bangor, I asked the first person I saw where I would find
some gen-yoo-ine Yankee-type people in these parts.
" Take Route 16 North up to Milo. They got lots of Yankees up
I stopped in Milo and went to the general store.
"I'm looking for a Yankee."
"Oh, you must mean Clem. Take 11 north toward Brownville Junction and
turn off on the dirt road to Schoodic Lake. You'll see his cabin about
a mile off the main road."
I followed the directions, went up to the cabin, and knocked on the
But Clem was not at home. He was out in the world raising hell,
getting Fidel and a lot of other people all pissed off.
Less than 20 months until the start of the 3rd millenium!
Did he make you suck on the lit end, or was he nice enough to swap every
-M. Otis Beard
And this would be the "Manningbot set" no doubt ?
So what's Katy doing these days?
Dude, only FRENCH Canadians Can Can.
-M. Otis Beard
How much Can can a Canadian Can,
If a Canadian can Can Can?
DERR DERR DERR DERR DERR KICK KICK DERR DERRDERR DERR KICK KICK!
DERR DERR DERR DERR KICK KICK FRILLY KNICKERS!! DERR DERR KICK KICK!!!
beable van polasm
This article has been CANCELLED because it reveals the TRUTH
about ALIEN VISITORS, MIND CONTROL LASERS and THE INTERNATIONAL
NET CABAL (TINC)!!!1!
We have notified Mr. Shatner. He is informing our other agents in the area
of this blatant anti-Canada propaganda being propagated by the improper
Paul Schaefer is taking steps to remedy this even as we speak.
Pope Jeremy Patrick Reimer I
Church of Scooby Doo
Visit the Church of Scooby Doo Web Site at
(Katy Manning played Jo Grant, aka The Screamer, a Dr Who companion in the
Ack! Don't do that while I'm drinking a soda! 
 Ow. How do you say "Help, I'm drowning," when soda is coming out
"If you aren't modeling what you are teaching
then you are teaching something else."
"Nggth Khwerk Blugghthrrp Nggth Fthyulck".
Unless that's one of Cthulhu's secret name, I always mix 'em up.
>"If you aren't modeling what you are teaching
> then you are teaching something else."
Where dat from?
What dat mean?
Tell me now.
[Worried he may have to wear FASHION CLOTHES when giving lectures]
John D Salt Dept of IS & Computing,| Barr's Law of Recursive Futility
Brunel U, Uxbridge, Middx UB8 3PH | [BLORF]: If you are smart enough
Disclaimers: I speak only for me. | to use one of these... you can
Launcher may train without warning.| probably manage without one.
> "Nggth Khwerk Blugghthrrp Nggth Fthyulck".
> Unless that's one of Cthulhu's secret name, I always mix 'em up.
Well, in case it is, _you_ get to try it first, 'k?
>>"If you aren't modeling what you are teaching
>> then you are teaching something else."
> Where dat from?
> What dat mean?
> Tell me now.
> [Worried he may have to wear FASHION CLOTHES when giving lectures]
I should be more careful of my tagline around here, shouldn't I?