SUPPLIERS FOR FURNITURE
fan_d...@yahoo.com.cn
Top Master Co., Ltd, located in Lecong Town, "the Furniture Capital
of China", is the E.M.C. (Export Management Company) of 8 furniture
factories and a professional agent company specializing in providing
buying solution for furniture importer/wholesalers worldwide.
We can supply sofa, metal-glass furniture and hotel furniture with
supreme quality standard and competitive prices. As the son corp. of
Dongma Group of Companies and the cooperative business of Lecong
Association of Individual and Private Enterprises, it is also one of
the largest rubber wood importers in southern China. Custom orders and
components orders are also welcome!
Key contacts:
Mr. Denis Fan
Impt/Expt. Dept.
Top Master Co., Ltd.
Mob: +86 13326799619
Eml: fan_d...@yahoo.com.cn
Website: http://www.tmhomer.com
James Kibo Parry
"By combining the power of Transcendental Meditation and Homer Simpson,
anyone can possess the power of Yogic Flying while snacking on fried foods.
Now, close your big spherical eyes and chant the mystical mantra:
D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! Mmm, nirvana... (slobbering noises)"
> Top Master Co., Ltd, located in Lecong Town, "the Furniture Capital
> of China", is the E.M.C. (Export Management Company) of 8 furniture
> factories and a professional agent company specializing in providing
> buying solution for furniture importer/wholesalers worldwide.
I could make a "top master" joke, but I don't want to.
> We can supply sofa, metal-glass furniture and hotel furniture with
> supreme quality standard and competitive prices. As the son corp. of
> Dongma Group of Companies and the cooperative business of Lecong
> Association of Individual and Private Enterprises, it is also one of
> the largest rubber wood importers in southern China.
I could make a "largest rubber wood" joke, but I don't want to,
especially because I am very respectful of the way Chinese people
are so neurotic about how small their largest rubber wood is.
Speaking of cheap shoddy hotel furniture, yesterday I was attending
a convention at a cheezy old hotel where the chairs in the function
rooms were a remarkably horrible attempt to make cheap institutional
furniture look like French Regency stuff that came out of some
sort of giant gumball machine. Not only did each chair have anodized
aluminum legs and a molded plastic carrying handle sticking out of the
top of the flowery upholstery, but the chairs were edged in gold-tone
nylon rope -- which was encased in clear plastic tubing running around
the outside of each chair. I kept thinking the chairs should have had
colored water bubbling through them like an old Rock-Ola. In the
future, will all furniture have its trim individually encased in
clear plastic hoses?
I want a French Regency Philco Predicta covered in plastic tubing
with a futuristic ant farm living in the tubes. The ants would
wear little gold capes to make it even classier. Then I would put
a hundred of those in the same function room to make that room
an orgy of classiness.
I would have taken a photo of these chairs with the classy aquarium
tubing all over them, but as you know cameras are no longer permitted
in any place which is either a public place or private property.
But at least I think you can still be buried with your camera.
-- K.
Somewhere in China, someone
is paid three cents a week
to shove fake gold rope into
plastic tubing. And every
night they leave their crappy
job to go home and sit on
the only chair they can
afford to buy, which is made
from nettles and boogers.
Bryce Utting
> And every
> night they leave their crappy
> job to go home and sit on
> the only chair they can
> afford to buy, which is made
> from nettles and boogers.
that's no chair, that's their supper!
oh, right. gotcha.
butting
--
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then it's because I am.
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Jeremy D. Impson
> Speaking of cheap shoddy hotel furniture, yesterday I was attending a
> convention at a cheezy old hotel where the chairs in the function rooms
> were a remarkably horrible attempt to make cheap institutional furniture
> look like French Regency stuff that came out of some sort of giant
> gumball machine. Not only did each chair have anodized aluminum legs
> and a molded plastic carrying handle sticking out of the top of the
> flowery upholstery, but the chairs were edged in gold-tone nylon rope --
> which was encased in clear plastic tubing running around the outside of
> each chair. I kept thinking the chairs should have had colored water
> bubbling through them like an old Rock-Ola. In the future, will all
> furniture have its trim individually encased in clear plastic hoses?
If the plastic-encased chair trim fetishists have their way, it will.
>
> Somewhere in China, someone
> is paid three cents a week
> to shove fake gold rope into
> plastic tubing. And every
> night they leave their crappy
> job to go home and sit on
> the only chair they can
> afford to buy, which is made
> from nettles and boogers.
I'm sure there's a fetish website for that, too.
--Jeremy
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Jeremy Impson
jdimpson can be contacted at acm dot org
http://impson.tzo.com/~jdimpson