Announcement
Ben Wolfson
place on Jan 3rd 2003 has been moved back to Jan 8th 2003. All other
schedule changes will occur as planned.
--
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Daniel Buettner
> Due to unforeseen circumstances, the schedule change that was to have taken
> place on Jan 3rd 2003 has been moved back to Jan 8th 2003. All other
> schedule changes will occur as planned.
What about the parade on Sunday? Has that been postponed as
well?
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Ben Wolfson
wrote:
>Due to unforeseen circumstances,
^^^^^^
MY MEANING "OWING TO" WAS CAUSED BY PLONK!
Jeremy Impson
> On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 02:20:42 GMT, Ben Wolfson <wol...@midway.uchicago.edu>
> wrote:
>
> >Due to unforeseen circumstances,
> ^^^^^^
>
> MY MEANING "OWING TO" WAS CAUSED BY PLONK!
^^^^^^^^^
YM"DUE TO".
--Jeremy
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Kevin S. Wilson
wrote:
>On Tue, 31 Dec 2002, Ben Wolfson wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 02:20:42 GMT, Ben Wolfson <wol...@midway.uchicago.edu>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Due to unforeseen circumstances,
>> ^^^^^^
>>
>> MY MEANING "OWING TO" WAS CAUSED BY PLONK!
> ^^^^^^^^^
>
>YM"DUE TO".
>
The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
that you never begin a sentence with "because."
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Sometimes I almost feel/Just like a human being"
Nicko
"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
> On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 15:18:02 GMT, Jeremy Impson <jdim...@acm.org>
> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 31 Dec 2002, Ben Wolfson wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 02:20:42 GMT, Ben Wolfson <wol...@midway.uchicago.edu>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Due to unforeseen circumstances,
> >> ^^^^^^
> >>
> >> MY MEANING "OWING TO" WAS CAUSED BY PLONK!
> > ^^^^^^^^^
> >
> >YM"DUE TO".
> >
> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
Why?
--
YOP...
Kevin S. Wilson
<strutterman@never_mind_teh_bollocks.sid> wrote:
>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
>> >
>> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
>> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
>
>Why?
>
Why ask why? Few rules of the English language are logical or
explicable. In fact, if you were designing a language from the ground
up, you'd come up with something much more logical than English.
However illogical, this rule about never beginning a sentence with
"because" is one of the few hard-and-fast rules in English, along with
its corallary about never beginning a sentence with a coordinating
conjunction (and, but, for, or, nor, yet, so).
I don't make the rules, Nick. I just enforce them.
Jeremy Impson
> On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 15:18:02 GMT, Jeremy Impson <jdim...@acm.org>
> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 31 Dec 2002, Ben Wolfson wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 02:20:42 GMT, Ben Wolfson <wol...@midway.uchicago.edu>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Due to unforeseen circumstances,
> >> ^^^^^^
> >>
> >> MY MEANING "OWING TO" WAS CAUSED BY PLONK!
> > ^^^^^^^^^
> >
> >YM"DUE TO".
> >
> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
OK then. I'll try again...
YM"PLONK BECUASED ME TO MEAN ``OWING TO''".
Darla Vladschyk
>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
>>
>> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
>> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
>
>Why?
Because.
-=D=-
_________________________________________________
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---Ifaz, rec.food.cooking
_________________________________________________
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Kevin S. Wilson
Vladschyk) wrote:
>Nicko <strutterman@never_mind_teh_bollocks.sid> wrote:
>
>>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
>>>
>>> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
>>> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
>>
>>Why?
>
>Because.
>
Sorry, Darla, but you lose. "Because" is not a grammatically complete
sentence. You should've said, "Because I said so," which is a
grammatically complete sentence.
Ben Wolfson
>On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 20:03:42 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
>Vladschyk) wrote:
>
>>Nicko <strutterman@never_mind_teh_bollocks.sid> wrote:
>>
>>>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
>>>>
>>>> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
>>>> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
>>>
>>>Why?
>>
>>Because.
>>
>Sorry, Darla, but you lose. "Because" is not a grammatically complete
>sentence. You should've said, "Because I said so," which is a
>grammatically complete sentence.
No, she should have said "the reason is that I said so", thereby foiling
Nicko's low plans.
Glenn Knickerbocker
> However illogical, this rule about never beginning a sentence with
> "because" is one of the few hard-and-fast rules in English, along with
> its corallary about never beginning a sentence with a coordinating
> conjunction (and, but, for, or, nor, yet, so).
Bu-but that's OK. Be-be-because Nicko would never start a sentence with
"and" all by its lonesome.
ŹR
Nicko
Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:
I NEVER DID!
Beable van Polasm
> On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 20:03:42 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
> Vladschyk) wrote:
>
> >Nicko <strutterman@never_mind_teh_bollocks.sid> wrote:
> >
> >>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
> >>>
> >>> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
> >>> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
> >>
> >>Why?
> >
> >Because.
> >
> Sorry, Darla, but you lose. "Because" is not a grammatically complete
> sentence. You should've said, "Because I said so," which is a
> grammatically complete sentence.
No it isn't, because a sentence ends with a FULL STOP, not a COMMA!
PLONG!K!
--
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Beable van Polasm
Perl 6 will give you the big knob. -- Larry Wall
http://beable.com
James Vandenberg
> res...@spro.net (Kevin S. Wilson) writes:
>
> > On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 20:03:42 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
> > Vladschyk) wrote:
> >
> > >Nicko <strutterman@never_mind_teh_bollocks.sid> wrote:
> > >
> > >>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
> > >>> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
> > >>
> > >>Why?
> > >
> > >Because.
> > >
> > Sorry, Darla, but you lose. "Because" is not a grammatically complete
> > sentence. You should've said, "Because I said so," which is a
> > grammatically complete sentence.
>
> No it isn't, because a sentence ends with a FULL STOP, not a COMMA!
> PLONG!K!
NOT FOLLOWING YOUR OWN RULES BY ENDING YOUR SENTENCE WITH A BANG RATHER
THAN A FULL STOP.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!(P)(L)(O)(N)(K)!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Beable van Polasm
> Beable van Polasm said:
> > res...@spro.net (Kevin S. Wilson) writes:
> > > Sorry, Darla, but you lose. "Because" is not a grammatically complete
> > > sentence. You should've said, "Because I said so," which is a
> > > grammatically complete sentence.
> >
> > No it isn't, because a sentence ends with a FULL STOP, not a COMMA!
> > PLONG!K!
>
> NOT FOLLOWING YOUR OWN RULES BY ENDING YOUR SENTENCE WITH A BANG RATHER
> THAN A FULL STOP.
>
> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> !!!!!(P)(L)(O)(N)(K)!!!!!!
> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T END MY SENTENCE WITH A COMMA! ALSO IT WASN'T
A SENTENCE, IT WAS AN EXCLAMATION YOU BOZO!!! PLONK!
Bryce Utting
>> > No it isn't, because a sentence ends with a FULL STOP, not a COMMA!
>> > PLONG!K!
>>
>> NOT FOLLOWING YOUR OWN RULES BY ENDING YOUR SENTENCE WITH A BANG RATHER
>> THAN A FULL STOP.
>>
>> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> !!!!!(P)(L)(O)(N)(K)!!!!!!
>> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T END MY SENTENCE WITH A COMMA! ALSO IT WASN'T
> A SENTENCE, IT WAS AN EXCLAMATION YOU BOZO!!! PLONK!
MISTAKING AN EJACULATION FOR AN EXCLAMATION PRRRLLLLLLOOOOORNKKK!!!!!
butting
Darla Vladschyk
>On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 20:03:42 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
>Vladschyk) wrote:
>
>>Nicko <strutterman@never_mind_teh_bollocks.sid> wrote:
>>
>>>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
>>>>
>>>> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
>>>> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
>>>
>>>Why?
>>
>>Because.
>>
>Sorry, Darla, but you lose. "Because" is not a grammatically complete
>sentence. You should've said, "Because I said so," which is a
>grammatically complete sentence.
Yes, Kevin.
poin...@achtung.mil
> I NEVER DID!
Now everybody--
Kevin S. Wilson
Vladschyk) wrote:
>res...@spro.net (Kevin S. Wilson) wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 20:03:42 GMT, DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla
>>Vladschyk) wrote:
>>
>>>Nicko <strutterman@never_mind_teh_bollocks.sid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
>>>>> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
>>>>
>>>>Why?
>>>
>>>Because.
>>>
>>Sorry, Darla, but you lose. "Because" is not a grammatically complete
>>sentence. You should've said, "Because I said so," which is a
>>grammatically complete sentence.
>
>Yes, Kevin.
>
Oh, c'mon, Darla. I spend good money on this bait. At least nibble at
it.
David DeLaney
><strutterman@never_mind_teh_bollocks.sid> wrote:
>>Why?
>>
>Why ask why? Few rules of the English language are logical or
>explicable. In fact, if you were designing a language from the ground
>up, you'd come up with
Esperanto?
APL?
Pr\"edicate calculus?
>something much more logical than English.
Oh. Never mind.
Dave "let's see yer literary license, sir; you were doing 60 wpm in a free-
prose zone" DeLaney
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Jim Vandewalker
<res...@spro.net> wrote:
> >
> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
Because I respect your superior knowledge in this area, I will hew to
your line. And I will urge others to do the same.
--
Jim the Dead Guy
Kevin S. Wilson
That's good to hear. It's about time someone around here started
following my advice.
Rose Marie Holt
Jim Vandewalker <jim.van...@verizon.net> wrote:
"Ass Kissing"
PLONFGK!
Beable van Polasm
HEY! TOW THE LINE, HOLT! Kevin is the acknowledged English language
expert around here! If we want to know about doctoring stuff, we
ask you. And if we want to know about English pedantry, we ask
Zixia^h^h^h^h^h Kevin.
James Vandenberg
> Rose Marie Holt <rmh...@mindspring.com> writes:
> >
> > In article <010120031630448576%jim.van...@verizon.net>,
> > Jim Vandewalker <jim.van...@verizon.net> wrote:
> >
> > > In article <3e11c8bf...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, Kevin S. Wilson
> > > <res...@spro.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
> > > > that you never begin a sentence with "because."
> > >
> > > Because I respect your superior knowledge in this area, I will hew to
> > > your line. And I will urge others to do the same.
> >
> > "Ass Kissing"
>
> HEY! TOW THE LINE, HOLT! Kevin is the acknowledged English language
> expert around here! If we want to know about doctoring stuff, we
> ask you. And if we want to know about English pedantry, we ask
> Zixia^h^h^h^h^h Kevin.
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Kevin S. Wilson
<bea...@NOS.PAM.beable.com.THANKS> wrote:
>Rose Marie Holt <rmh...@mindspring.com> writes:
>>
>> In article <010120031630448576%jim.van...@verizon.net>,
>> Jim Vandewalker <jim.van...@verizon.net> wrote:
>>
>> > In article <3e11c8bf...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, Kevin S. Wilson
>> > <res...@spro.net> wrote:
>> >
>> > > >
>> > > The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
>> > > that you never begin a sentence with "because."
>> >
>> > Because I respect your superior knowledge in this area, I will hew to
>> > your line. And I will urge others to do the same.
>>
>> "Ass Kissing"
>
>HEY! TOW THE LINE, HOLT!
Nice try, Beable. (I will admit, however, that Jim got me to look up
"hew to your line.")
> Kevin is the acknowledged English language
>expert around here! If we want to know about doctoring stuff, we
>ask you. And if we want to know about English pedantry, we ask
>Zixia^h^h^h^h^h Kevin.
You misspelled "pederasty" and then somehow confused my name with
Zixia's.
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology
Chris McGonnell
> On Wed, 01 Jan 2003 21:29:26 GMT, Jim Vandewalker
> <jim.van...@verizon.net> wrote:
>
> >In article <3e11c8bf...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, Kevin S. Wilson
> ><res...@spro.net> wrote:
> >
> >> >
> >> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
> >> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
> >
> >Because I respect your superior knowledge in this area, I will hew to
> >your line. And I will urge others to do the same.
> >
> That's good to hear. It's about time someone around here started
> following my advice.
HAW HAW! Swilson is puny tech writer, not REAL writer! HULK SMASH PUNY
SWILSON! Why? BECAUSE!
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Harming humanity since 1951
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Kevin S. Wilson
<sme...@key-net.net> wrote:
>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote ...
>> On Wed, 01 Jan 2003 21:29:26 GMT, Jim Vandewalker
>> <jim.van...@verizon.net> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <3e11c8bf...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, Kevin S. Wilson
>> ><res...@spro.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> >
>> >> The word you're both looking for is "because." However, everyone knows
>> >> that you never begin a sentence with "because."
>> >
>> >Because I respect your superior knowledge in this area, I will hew to
>> >your line. And I will urge others to do the same.
>> >
>> That's good to hear. It's about time someone around here started
>> following my advice.
>
>HAW HAW! Swilson is puny tech writer, not REAL writer!
I'll have you know that in addition to being a tech writer, I'm also a
successfully unpublished novelist. So there.
>HULK SMASH PUNY
>SWILSON! Why? BECAUSE!
Puny? You haven't seen pictures of my fat ass, have you?
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
HarCo Industries
>
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>
> Apologies to any experts not recognised, add your name to the list in
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>
> If you want to know about | then ask:
> ---------------------------+------------------
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> Medical stuffs | Rose Marie Holt
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> Physics, Jokes | Matt McIrvin
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When life hands you lemons, get out your trebuchet.
James Vandenberg
> If you want to know about | then ask:
> ---------------------------+------------------
Number conspiracies | Leo
Aliens | John_-_Winston
leo sgouros
> Some more
>
>
>>If you want to know about | then ask:
>>---------------------------+------------------
>
> Number conspiracies | Leo
> Aliens | John_-_Winston
>
>
I dont believe in any conspiracies with numbers, nor have you asked a
single question about them that I can recall.
If you want to know whats going on here, I would advise NOT asking
"James Vandenberg".
cheers, whoever the fuck you are
Jacob W. Haller
> James Vandenberg wrote:
> >>If you want to know about | then ask:
> >>---------------------------+------------------
> > Number conspiracies | Leo
> > Aliens | John_-_Winston
>
> I dont believe in any conspiracies with numbers,
How about 'numbers about conspiracies'?
> If you want to know whats going on here, I would advise NOT asking "James
> Vandenberg".
>
> cheers, whoever the fuck you are
This should have been:
| If you want to know what's going on here, I would advise NOT asking
| "Ja-whoever-the-fuck-you-are-mes Vandenberg".
Anyway, I propose:
+------------------------------+----------------------+
| fine cuisine techniques | Archimedes Plutonium |
| Archimedes Plutonium | Joe Manfre |
| mittens | Daniel Buettner |
+------------------------------+----------------------+
-jwgh
--
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9 Dec 2002 <1fmw7bm.1uzgtrw1dvbxm4N%mmmtob...@earthlink.ent>
Theresa Willis
wrote:
Being a BITCH | Tab-damaged Paula
leo sgouros
Jacob W. Haller wrote:
> leo sgouros <hpa...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>
>>James Vandenberg wrote:
>>
>>>>If you want to know about | then ask:
>>>>---------------------------+------------------
>>>
>>>Number conspiracies | Leo
>>>Aliens | John_-_Winston
>>
>>I dont believe in any conspiracies with numbers,
>
>
> How about 'numbers about conspiracies'?
How about 'magic in a young girls' heart?
>
>
>>If you want to know whats going on here, I would advise NOT asking "James
>>Vandenberg".
>>
>>cheers, whoever the fuck you are
>
>
> This should have been:
>
> | If you want to know what's going on here, I would advise NOT asking
> | "Ja-whoever-the-fuck-you-are-mes Vandenberg".
>
This should have been
If you WANT to KNOW whats GOING ON here, I would advise NOT ASKING
> Anyway, I propose:
>
> +------------------------------+----------------------+
> | fine cuisine techniques | Archimedes Plutonium |
> | Archimedes Plutonium | Joe Manfre |
> | mittens | Daniel Buettner |
> +------------------------------+----------------------+
>
> -jwgh
>
Anyway I propose
Cheers I the california raisins
Rose Marie Holt
Jere Kahanpaa <kaha...@gstar.astro.helsinki.fi> wrote:
Boston Public Library: Don Saklad
Anger Management: Stacia
Stacia
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[snip]
Ouch. Thanks, asshole. This was a really roundabout way of telling me
I'm not good for anything.
* * *
Stacia * sta...@world.std.com * http://world.std.com/~stacia/
"Well, you could dip your nipples in ink,
and write a short story."
Jacob W. Haller
> Ouch. Thanks, asshole. This was a really roundabout way of telling me
> I'm not good for anything.
+---------------------------------------------+--------+
| Dipping nipples in ink, writing short story | Stacia |
| Making stupid lists | jwgh |
+---------------------------------------------+--------+
David DeLaney
>+---------------------------------------------+--------+
>| Dipping nipples in ink, writing short story | Stacia |
>| Making stupid lists | jwgh |
>+---------------------------------------------+--------+
Physics; Magic; certain kinds of sexxx; DSL; various small-time subjects;
dreams about surreal architecture; Walls of Books; etc. | dave
Dave "Romanovsky and/or Phillips; math; Isaac Asimov; etc..." DeLaney
Paula
> > Horsies | That BITCH Terri
> >
> Being a BITCH | Tab-damaged Paula
Curses! Foiled again! Can't you just let me beat you at something some
time, PLEEEZE?!
Kevin S. Wilson
wrote:
>Theresa Willis <tdwi...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>> > Horsies | That BITCH Terri
>> >
>> Being a BITCH | Tab-damaged Paula
>
>Curses! Foiled again! Can't you just let me beat you some
>time, PLEEEZE?!
You had a couple extra words in that last sentence. I fixed it for
you. HTH.
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
James Vandenberg
> Jacob W. Haller <sp...@jwgh.org> wrote:
> >+---------------------------------------------+--------+
> >| Dipping nipples in ink, writing short story | Stacia |
> >| Making stupid lists | jwgh |
> >+---------------------------------------------+--------+
>
> Physics; Magic; certain kinds of sexxx; DSL; various small-time subjects;
> dreams about surreal architecture; Walls of Books; etc. | dave
How about I just put you down as all round genious, kay?
Ja-and-leave-something-for-other-people-mes
Jeremy Impson
Is it possible to mention leo in a post without him getting mad at you?
--Jeremy
--
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http://impson.tzo.com/~jdimpson
revjack
: Some more
:> If you want to know about | then ask:
:> ---------------------------+------------------
: Number conspiracies | Leo
: Aliens | John_-_Winston
Yummy Crunchy Hate | Stacia
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___________________
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Kevin S. Wilson
wrote:
>Is it possible to mention leo in a post without him getting mad at you?
>
Yes. Watch this:
If you are using the LDS 1880 Census Index, you can convert the page
numbers used there to the filenames (Enumeration District and page
number) used for the S-K Publications census images by consulting the
S-K Conversion Table for that county.
http://www.skpub.com/genie/1880/
Issues searched:
November/ December 2002
You searched by: Page Number
Listings found: 47 items found.
http://www.mediabrains.com/Client/NorrisW/LM1/lm/default.asp?searchby=page
Word 404 in the New Testament lexicon, for example, means "refresh"
which is the HTML command used in custom 404 error pages to forward
the page to an appropriate index.
http://www.greaterthings.com/Word-Number/teaser.htm
Those of us who understand what's going on (and that includes Leo)
will understand why these three quotations are important. Further
information will be posted as the situation warrants.
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
Stacia
>> Cheese ... open ...
>Anger Management: Stacia
Nuts. I thought I was going to get the lucrative Cheese Expert
position, which would make Baby Kibo cry from sheer happiness and nausea.
Anything to get him back to the group, though.
* * *
Stacia * sta...@world.std.com * http://world.std.com/~stacia/
"it's the department of explodiations, sir.
we've come to detonate your buttocks."
Ben Wolfson
<ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>Beable van Polasm said:
>> HEY! TOW THE LINE, HOLT! Kevin is the acknowledged English language
>> expert around here! If we want to know about doctoring stuff, we
>> ask you. And if we want to know about English pedantry, we ask
>> Zixia^h^h^h^h^h Kevin.
I don't recognize as an English pedant (by which I mean someone whose
pedantry includes the English language) anyone who doesn't distinguish
between "owing to" and "due to".
>ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
>Philosophy (I think) | Plorkwort
Isn't Luke Brainy a freakin' philosophy major? LIKE ME, I might add.
--
You're going to set me up as a kind of slovenly attached pig that
Jack Kornfeld can slice down in his violent zen compassion?
-- Larry Block
Ben Wolfson
<kaha...@gstar.astro.helsinki.fi> wrote:
>Someone dispenses clever, and sometimes even relevant, Python advice here, but I
>cannot recall the name.
That might be me. Anyway I'm willing to claim that it's me. Did you know
that you can customize Emacs with Python? Yay!
Daniel Buettner
> On 2 Jan 2003 13:56:45 GMT, Jere Kahanpaa
> <kaha...@gstar.astro.helsinki.fi> wrote:
>
>>Someone dispenses clever, and sometimes even relevant, Python advice here, but I
>>cannot recall the name.
>
> That might be me. Anyway I'm willing to claim that it's me. Did you know
> that you can customize Emacs with Python? Yay!
No, I bet he was thinking of Beable. IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU
WITH YOU ISN'T IT YOU YOU SO AND SO?!?
--
~
~
~
"Daniel Buettner" line 4 of 4 --100%--
Glenn Knickerbocker
> No, I bet he was thinking of Beable. IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU
> WITH YOU ISN'T IT YOU YOU SO AND SO?!?
Worst Peter Hammill song ever.
ŽR
definitely what
><strutterman@never_mind_teh_bollocks.sid> wrote:
>>Why?
>Why ask why?
ANSWERING A QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION! DOUBLE-PLONK-UNGOOD!
rone
--
New from the makers of Li'l Swimmers: Li'l Eaters. Edible underwear
that looks just like Mommy's and Daddy's! - Kibo
definitely what
James Vandenberg <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
> If you want to know about | then ask:
> ---------------------------+------------------
I scoff greatly. I think i was pedantifying English when Mr. Wilson
was still correcting his fellow babies on the proper inflection for
the "I wet myself" scream.
Kevin S. Wilson
wrote:
>In article <slrnb18aim...@fraktal.localnet>,
>James Vandenberg <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>> If you want to know about | then ask:
>> ---------------------------+------------------
>> English Language | Kevin's Wilson
>> English Pedantry | Zixia????? Kevin
>
>I scoff greatly. I think i was pedantifying English when Mr. Wilson
>was still correcting his fellow babies on the proper inflection for
>the "I wet myself" scream.
>
Then you need to send Darla a more recent picture, Sonny. At least my
pic accurately reflects my middle-aged girth and grizzled world-weary
visage. Plus, you'll note that I'm not dressed for waiting tables,
unlike some people I could name.
Darla Vladschyk
>.... At least my
>pic accurately reflects my middle-aged girth and grizzled world-weary
>visage. Plus, you'll note that I'm not dressed for waiting tables,
>unlike some people I could name.
Where is my GIF, Swilson? Why can't I have that GIF? Do I have to
telephone your wife?
-=D=-
_________________________________________________
"Any time you think you might be eating poo, stop."
---Ifaz, rec.food.cooking
_________________________________________________
http://www.yougotta.com/Darla
_________________________________________________
Kevin S. Wilson
Vladschyk) wrote:
>Kevin S. Wilson <res...@spro.net> wrote:
>
>>.... At least my
>>pic accurately reflects my middle-aged girth and grizzled world-weary
>>visage. Plus, you'll note that I'm not dressed for waiting tables,
>>unlike some people I could name.
>
>Where is my GIF, Swilson? Why can't I have that GIF? Do I have to
>telephone your wife?
>
Telephoning won't do any good. She shook her head sadly when I tried
explaining that this woman in Canadia had my picture on her website
along with pictures of my other invisible friends but she now wanted
another picture of me wearing coveralls and a toolbelt, standing
alongside my truck.
You give me a couple good reasons why you want/need/covet such a
picture and we'll see what can be done. Fair enough?
PS: I'm not fishing for compliments. I really am curious as to what
this particular image has triggered within you to cause such dogged
determinination. Plus, I'm hoping the turn this thread has taken is
causing a vein to throb in the side of Jorn's head.
Beable van Polasm
> On 3 Jan 2003 12:36:50 -0800, "definitely what" <^#*&$@ennui.org>
> wrote:
> >
> >I scoff greatly. I think i was pedantifying English when Mr. Wilson
> >was still correcting his fellow babies on the proper inflection for
> >the "I wet myself" scream.
>
> Then you need to send Darla a more recent picture, Sonny. At least my
> pic accurately reflects my middle-aged girth and grizzled world-weary
> visage. Plus, you'll note that I'm not dressed for waiting tables,
> unlike some people I could name.
Kevin is a real roll model for us all!
--
cheers
Beable van Polasm
Perl 6 will give you the big knob. -- Larry Wall
http://beable.com
James Vandenberg
> >ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
>
Ok.
Useless degrees | Luke Breinig, Ben Wolfson.
Happy now?
Ja-happy?-what-does-it-mean-to-be-happy?-mes
talysman
> Kevin is a real roll model for us all!
^^^^
doll
I think you are confusing two similar words, as well as spewing
your FILTH all over unsenet!
talysman
> In article <slrnb18aim...@fraktal.localnet>,
> James Vandenberg <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
> > If you want to know about | then ask:
> > ---------------------------+------------------
> > English Language | Kevin's Wilson
> > English Pedantry | Zixia????? Kevin
>
> I scoff greatly. I think i was pedantifying English when Mr. Wilson
> was still correcting his fellow babies on the proper inflection for
> the "I wet myself" scream.
geesh! kevin's wilson's is like SEVENTY YEARS OLD, so you
must be the oldest freakin' waiter in the universe!
Jeremy Impson
HAW HAW rone trolled all y'all. See he was talking in notional Internet
years.
definitely what
Jeremy Impson <jdim...@acm.org> wrote:
>HAW HAW rone trolled all y'all. See he was talking in notional Internet
>years.
GOLD STAR FOR YOU!!!
rone
"HIIIII! I'LL GIVE ANYONE A GOLD STAR FOR NINENYNINE-NINENYFIVE!"
Darla Vladschyk
>You give me a couple good reasons why you want/need/covet such a
>picture and we'll see what can be done. Fair enough?
1. The whole fetishy image just makes me hot.
It is important to note that I wouldn't covet the image so much if it
were of, say, Ja-I'm-so-young-I-still-smell-of-Pablum-mes, or of
NickB, or even of the late lamented Teg Pipes. This is a *mature*
fantasy. It needs a mature man to make it work.
This is not a reason that is going to sit well with your wife,
however. So:
1. I need it to illustrate a work-related project having to do with
FEMA, OSHA, and AARP.
2. It's for a scavenger hunt organized by old ladies.
Okaythanks!
James Vandenberg
> were of, say, Ja-I'm-so-young-I-still-smell-of-Pablum-mes, or of
I smell of what?
Ja-I'm-officially-an-adult,-by-two-years,-so-nyah-mes
PS: I also think there are younger kibologists on here, like maybe the
Hollywood Insider.
James Vandenberg
> ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
I thought of a position for Stacia!
> Tornado baiting | Stacia
Ja-there!-who-else-have-I-left-out?-mes
Theresa Willis
<ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>James Vandenberg said:
>> ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
>
>I thought of a position for Stacia!
>
>> Tornado baiting | Stacia
>
>Ja-there!-who-else-have-I-left-out?-mes
YOU KNOW. BASTID.
John Burrage
<ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
>
>Apologies to any experts not recognised, add your name to the list in
>followups or something. Or if you do other stuff, please tell. It's
>late, I'm tired, and I'm feeling forgetful.
>
>If you want to know about | then ask:
>---------------------------+------------------
<snip experts>
>Battletractors | John Burrage
I am humbled beyond words, comrade, that my work in the field has been
recognised. The many years of informing on countless miserable
wretches harbouring thoughts contrary to state policies, and also hard
work, have finally paid off.
Also, you should see the 2003 range; some of those battletractors will
take your breath away. Sort of like when a traitor to the working
class is re-educated by wrapping them up in a roll of wet carpet,
which slowly constricts as it dries, making it harder and harder to
breath, finally resulting ... I have already said too much.
>Weblogging, barcaloungers | Jorn Barger
>Chatroom-like typing | Darla Vladschyk
>Cancer cures or something | Joe M. Bay
>Philosophy (I think) | Plorkwort
> |
>POSSIBLE EXPERTS: |
>---------------------------+------------------
>Scientific Proof of God | George Hammond
>Cursed Theories | Kurt Stocklmier
>Geometry (Cubes) | Gene Ray
>
>Please add to the list!
Clear steel: tj frazir (see sig for credentials)
--
John Burrage http://members.iinet.net.au/~burrage/
"Clear steel is going airborn .
The air has no afect on it ,,,but it leaves a bolt in air !
But it will leave a large crator where it Hits. " - tj frazir
John Burrage
wrote:
>leo sgouros <hpa...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>> James Vandenberg wrote:
>> >>If you want to know about | then ask:
>> >>---------------------------+------------------
>> > Number conspiracies | Leo
>> > Aliens | John_-_Winston
>>
>> I dont believe in any conspiracies with numbers,
>
>How about 'numbers about conspiracies'?
>
>> If you want to know whats going on here, I would advise NOT asking "James
>> Vandenberg".
OK then ...GEORGE HAMMOND, what's going on around here?
I bet he doesn't even reply. At least James is civil enough to reply.
>> cheers, whoever the fuck you are
Worst Subway ad ever. NO, best potential Subway ad ever. And then
Jared could get shot in the gut by Harvey Keitel, lying there in
incredible pain slowly dying! Brilliant! TAKE NOTE, LAME ARSE SUBWAY
AD MAKERS! IT WOULD WORK BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES JARED! SIMPLE CONCEPT!
Jesus, they don't even bother to dub the voices in the Subway ads here
in Austria. Not that there's anything wrong with that PER SE, but one
gets used to the grating, annoying nasally twang of an Austrian
accent.
>
>| mittens | Daniel Buettner |
Staplers, methinks.
Kevin S. Wilson
<ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>James Vandenberg said:
>> ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
>
>I thought of a position for Stacia!
>
>> Tornado baiting | Stacia
>
At the apprentice or master level?
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Sometimes I almost feel/Just like a human being"
Kevin S. Wilson
wrote:
>Also, you should see the 2003 range; some of those battletractors will
>take your breath away. Sort of like when a traitor to the working
>class is re-educated by wrapping them up in a roll of wet carpet,
>which slowly constricts as it dries, making it harder and harder to
>breath, finally resulting ... I have already said too much.
>
Izzat true? Not about the battletractors; nobody cares about
battletractors.
But could you kill a guy that way? Where did you hear about it? I need
to know for a science project due on Monday.
definitely what
Theresa Willis <tdwi...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 06:28:56 GMT, James Vandenberg
><ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>
>YOU KNOW. BASTID.
Don't take it personally. It's just his Austrian ways.
rone
Zixia
> Theresa Willis <tdwi...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>> > Horsies | That BITCH Terri
>> >
>> Being a BITCH | Tab-damaged Paula
>
> Curses! Foiled again! Can't you just let me beat you at
> something some time, PLEEEZE?!
I have the PERFECT way for you to get your own back. I happen to know,
for reasons that I had better not divulge, that Terri has a weakness
when competing in the exciting sport of nude female custard wrestling.
If you challenged Terri to a match her pride would not let her turn you
down, and you could beat her NO PROBLEM. You could also web-cast the
event. You know--for posterity, to prove that you beat her.
Actually, who cares about the result? If it were web-cast, we'd ALL be
winners.
--
@+----------------+@
_o)| Verbing Weirds |(o_
/\\| Language |//\
_\_V|________________|V_/_
James Vandenberg
Some more additions
Theresa Willis | Horses
Jeremy Impson | Misogyny
lcrl | Not bitterness
Schwa Love
news:slrnb1eth...@fraktal.localnet:
> Theresa Willis said:
>> On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 06:28:56 GMT, James Vandenberg
>> <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>>
>> >James Vandenberg said:
>> >> ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
>> >
>> >I thought of a position for Stacia!
>> >
>> >> Tornado baiting | Stacia
>> >
>> >Ja-there!-who-else-have-I-left-out?-mes
>>
>> YOU KNOW. BASTID.
>
> Some more additions
>
> Theresa Willis | Horses
> Jeremy Impson | Misogyny
> lcrl | Not bitterness
Wait, you got them reversed I think. Or did you? Are horses really
experts on Theresa Willis? Does Misogyny have a firm grasp of the concepts
behind a Jeremy Impson? Can Not bitterness apply fundamental principals of
lcrl in the real world?
-- Schwa ---
Theresa Willis
<ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>Theresa Willis said:
>> On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 06:28:56 GMT, James Vandenberg
>> <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>>
>> >James Vandenberg said:
>> >> ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
>> >
>> >I thought of a position for Stacia!
>> >
>> >> Tornado baiting | Stacia
>> >
>> >Ja-there!-who-else-have-I-left-out?-mes
>>
>> YOU KNOW. BASTID.
>
>Some more additions
>
>Theresa Willis | Horses
Only, not really. Dogs, maybe. Dogs who crochet, maybe. Horses I am
still be instructed about.
--Terri
Stacia
><ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>>James Vandenberg said:
>>> ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
>>
>>I thought of a position for Stacia!
>>
>>> Tornado baiting | Stacia
>>
>At the apprentice or master level?
Apprentice. Me and my cows haven't been taken by tornadoes yet! And as
long as my carriage gets fifty rods to the hogshead, we ain't gonna get
taken, dadburnit!
In interesting tornado news, my mom, as a child in Missouri, saw her
family's outhouse taken away by a tornado. The rest of the family was in
the underground shelter (just like the kind you see in 'Wizard of Oz') and
didn't realize their doofus middle child was standing on the stairs, with
the shelter door open, watching the pretty pretty tornado.
And of all things to take - the outhouse. That would suck. Sure, take
the chickens, take the pigs, take the George Foreman Grill, but leave my
toilet where it is!
* * *
Stacia * sta...@world.std.com * http://world.std.com/~stacia/
"ALL HANDS PREPARE FOR MULTIBALL!"
James Vandenberg
Nitpicking | Schwa Love
Ja-next-time-I-do-something-like-this,-hit-me-cold-mes
Bryce Utting
> In interesting tornado news, my mom, as a child in Missouri, saw her
> family's outhouse taken away by a tornado.
gone with the wind? no shit!
butting (*rimshot*)
Schwa Love
> Schwa Love said:
>> James Vandenberg <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote in
>> news:slrnb1eth...@fraktal.localnet:
>>
>> > Theresa Willis said:
>> >> On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 06:28:56 GMT, James Vandenberg
>> >> <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >James Vandenberg said:
>> >> >> ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
>> >> >
>> >> >I thought of a position for Stacia!
>> >> >
>> >> >> Tornado baiting | Stacia
>> >> >
>> >> >Ja-there!-who-else-have-I-left-out?-mes
>> >>
>> >> YOU KNOW. BASTID.
>> >
>> > Some more additions
>> >
>> > Theresa Willis | Horses
>> > Jeremy Impson | Misogyny
>> > lcrl | Not bitterness
>>
>> Wait, you got them reversed I think. Or did you? Are horses really
>> experts on Theresa Willis? Does Misogyny have a firm grasp of the
>> concepts behind a Jeremy Impson? Can Not bitterness apply
>> fundamental principals of lcrl in the real world?
>
> Nitpicking | Schwa Love
Heh. I'm sure there are others that beat me on that one.
-- Schwa ---
Oh crap, I just did it again.
madge
--
I've been very careful not to do anything unkosher, daring, or cool.
--James ``Kibo'' Parry
John Burrage
>On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 14:24:22 GMT, bur...@iinet.net.au (John Burrage)
>wrote:
>
>>Also, you should see the 2003 range; some of those battletractors will
>>take your breath away. Sort of like when a traitor to the working
>>class is re-educated by wrapping them up in a roll of wet carpet,
>>which slowly constricts as it dries, making it harder and harder to
>>breath, finally resulting ... I have already said too much.
>>
>
>Izzat true? Not about the battletractors; nobody cares about
>battletractors.
WHAT??
>But could you kill a guy that way? Where did you hear about it? I need
>to know for a science project due on Monday.
Pretty sure I read about it or heard about it on the radio - it was
used as a torture technique rather than a means of killing. A quick
google turned up a heap of sites that look as if they should not be
visited during working hours hem hem so unfortunately I cannot verify
it. Not right now, at least.
--
John Burrage http://members.iinet.net.au/~burrage/
"That makes one year to go before I'm headline news
in every newspaper in the world." - George Hammond,
1 July 2002.
Rich Holmes
> James Vandenberg said:
> > ARK REGISTERED EXPERTS LIST V0.1
>
> I thought of a position for Stacia!
>
> > Tornado baiting | Stacia
>
> Ja-there!-who-else-have-I-left-out?-mes
Melodeon sex | Doctroid
--
- Doctroid Doctroid Holmes <http://www.richholmes.net/doctroid/>
Sewing buttons is just about the easiest thing you can do with a
needle and thread, aside from hurting yourself. -- Ben Wolfson
Bryce Utting
>
> Melodeon sex | Doctroid
stuffed if I can think of anything -I'm- an expert in. grumblety
years of singleness?
butting
Daniel Buettner
>>| mittens | Daniel Buettner |
>
> Staplers, methinks.
Yes! Staplers! I need more staplers. Maybe one of those
little tiny ones? And I could carry it in a pocket so I'm
NEVER unable to staple.
--
~
~
~
"Daniel Buettner" line 4 of 4 --100%--
Ben Wolfson
> John Burrage <bur...@iinet.net.au> wrote:
>
>>>| mittens | Daniel Buettner |
>>
>> Staplers, methinks.
>
> Yes! Staplers! I need more staplers. Maybe one of those
> little tiny ones? And I could carry it in a pocket so I'm
> NEVER unable to staple.
My mom has a stapler that looks like a pen, about the thickness of a
fancy-dancy fountain pen. You remove the top and ... it's a stapler! V.
cool.
--
I certainly seem to be enjoying myself in the same way, smacking my
lips, sighing and moaning, dripping [REDACTED] on my shirt and
smearing it into my moustache ... But ... If I snuck a lick of your
cone, I wouldn't smack my lips. -- Ted Cohen
Paula
> John Burrage <bur...@iinet.net.au> wrote:
>
> >>| mittens | Daniel Buettner |
> >
> > Staplers, methinks.
>
> Yes! Staplers! I need more staplers. Maybe one of those
> little tiny ones? And I could carry it in a pocket so I'm
> NEVER unable to staple.
I won't tell you that I just bought a new stapler and got one of the
itty bitty ones for FREE in the package, then, because I don't want to
make you jealous. BUT, if they add you as an expert in staplers to the
chart, do they then have to add jwgh as an expert in behinds?
--
Paula
When life hands you lemons, get out your trebuchet.