I am a superhero

[Lots42]

Setting: Entirely new library

Problem: Flash was out of date.

Solution: I updatedeted it.

I am a superhero because: The next person to use this computer who might need flash and might not know HOW to update...will not exist. Because I updated flash. I solved the potential future problem. Like Superman never does. Lazy slacker.

[Adam Funk]

So your superhero name is --- The Flasher!


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A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average
American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study by the AMA found
that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This
means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
http://www.cartalk.com/content/average-americans-mpg

[David DeLaney]

Oops, meant to post this, not email it.

What animated picture have you chosen for your costume's chestular area?

Dave, are there Muppets?
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://panacea.phys.utk.edu/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ/ I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

[surferelf]

On 2013-05-21, Lots42 <lot...@gmail.com> wrote:

Nice to know that in these days of budget cuts, public libraries are
looking for other sources of revenue. I wonder how much being part of a
botnet pays these days?

[Dr. HotSalt]

One thing a superhero needs is a nemesis; a supervillain. Yours is
the sort of IT pro who sets up typical liberry computers to reboot
between users and forget all the changes users make to the computer.

Go check that particular computer again to see if it's still
updaterated.


Dr. HotSalt